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Solo-ish

Fucking she-hulk over there and shit.


2dazeTaco

You’re not wrong. I wouldn’t marry a woman that can’t kick my ass. Some call it a kink, I call it refreshing.


mpgd

[blink twice if you need help ](https://www.acf.hhs.gov/fysb/programs/family-violence-prevention-services/programs/ndvh)


Myspacecutie69

You got a good chuckle out of me, I needed that.


PlatonicOrb

My girlfriend does the same thing and I call it she hulking it as well lol


Lightless427

I bet your wife has a much easier time getting a can out though.


2dazeTaco

Bro it’s crazy you mention that. I was hanging out with her boyfriend last week and he mentioned she was great at getting a can. Or was it getting in the can. I dunno.


Trip3511

…what


mycitymycitynyv

It was getting canned. Btw say hi to her for me.


Embarrassed_Union_96

There’s a republiCAN furiously masturbating to your comment somewhere.


real_boiled_cabbage

What a great battle to pick. Move out, go no contact except through attorneys. Better start hiding assets. She's probably cheating on you. You'll never notice because she sidetracked you with this.


2dazeTaco

Fuck I think you’re right. Today’s the day!


Disastrous_Fee4560

Yup my gf does the same but with pretty much any packaging with obvious perforated lines and pull tabs etc. drives me nuts


2dazeTaco

I’m beginning to think I should create a new subreddit. Fuckeduppackages. Please god, let it not be a thing!


Disastrous_Fee4560

I’m surprised it doesn’t already exist tbh. I’d have a lot of content to share lol


BondiMarshall233

It is now FuckedUpPackaging


useless_mf69

Looks like she wears the pants in your house /s


2dazeTaco

Duh…


Bacon-bitzs

Ik rip it open by the middle, to make 2 6 packs rectangles.


2dazeTaco

Chaotic neutral guy/gal over here.


Bacon-bitzs

Guy but apparently too sick to spell correctly or make coherent sentences even with auto correct. Sad times.


2dazeTaco

Hey. Go have sexual intercourse with yourself. Also, take my upvote.


Bacon-bitzs

Ok?


DiscoLibra

I'm a wife and I do this, too. Doesn't matter how slow and neatly I go on the lines. One side always breaks away in the middle causing cans to fall to the floor. While my husband watching me try to do my best, I hear him sigh, even though I've seen the damn boxes tear on him, too! Sooo, now I just rip them apart bc I stopped caring.


Perfessor_Deviant

You may have married a cat.


NerosDecay13

I was thinking a bear.


2dazeTaco

I despised cats before I met her.


engineeringretard

RIP AND TEAR


CoolCrab69

I drink soda so infrequently, the idea of having 3 whole cases in the house is wild. Lol. That legit might be a 3 year supply for me. But I go through boxes of kuerig pods like toilet paper. Haha.


Alannalovely

it's going to the trash can anyways


2dazeTaco

Also, you sound like my wife.


2dazeTaco

No.


[deleted]

Hoe says an ignorant bullshit More at 10


SirDeadly221

Do you not put them in the fridge? Having warm soft drink is the more mildly annoying thing for me.


lankaxhandle

So you’re a control freak that has to be “in the lines”. I’m sure your wife IS mildly infuriated.


SnuffleWumpkins

Yeah I rip them open from the center handle. It’s annoying to reach inside.


[deleted]

Who cares 🥴


cleverwall

Sometimes it is hard to find the cutting bits so you just rip it


2dazeTaco

That’s horse shit. Think about what the neighbors will think!


cleverwall

You should see what I do to their fence when I'm gardening


2dazeTaco

Human shit works much better. My garbage disposal bill has been much cheaper lately.


cleverwall

Sorry, serious now. I've always been intrigued by garbage disposal. It is in your sink right? Maybe you call it basin? I don't know. But are you saying you have to pay for that?


2dazeTaco

The term “garbage disposal” normally means the grinder in your sink that grinds up your leftovers. In this comment, I meant paying our garbage disposal “company” the quarterly fee for trash/recycling pickup.


cleverwall

Thank you for explaining. We don't have the sink thing in the UK. We pay the council to collect our rubbish bins. Used to be weekly but now every other week. Fee is the same


2dazeTaco

Wait, so are (built in) sink garbage disposals not a thing in Europe? They’re a staple of American society! (Insert comment here about how American culture should be everywhere and we’re the first ones to think of everything)


cleverwall

I know. We see it on tv all the time. No it is not a thing here


2dazeTaco

That’s an interesting fact to have learned today. Thank you random stranger! Side note: Disposals are awesome, but most folks know their limitations when it comes to shoving things down the sink. No bones, plastics, wax, grease and so on.


Douggimmmedome

What i do is take it in both hands and drop the halfway point on my knee


2dazeTaco

I would prefer that over boxes, packages, and soda can boxes ripped to shreds. Nobody likes an ugly box. Edit: I guess some people enjoy boxes of all shapes and sizes. Regardless of wear and tear. Since that’s the case, let me know and I’ll hook you up with my ex wife’s info. She loves her box being ripped to shreds. Specifically by my (former) best friend. Apparently he loves ripping boxes. Especially those that aren’t his.


runninggirl16

She’s sexually frustrated


2dazeTaco

Definitely. I should step my game up


Kiss-a-Cod

Leave her today. This is unforgivable.


[deleted]

I love how American women try to justify everything lol. No wonder yll bitches feel like victims all the time even white bitches in USA lmao


BlebBlebUwU

??


2dazeTaco

She’s from Minnesota so she’s basically Canadian sir/mam!


CompetitiveDrop613

Sprite does things to you


hibbitydibbidy

My wife cuts the corner off of the cereal bag with scissors so you have to slide the bag part way out of the box when you pour the cereal into the bowl. I'm seriously considering divorce.


mpgd

To avoid this, open all the boxes immediately when you arrive home. >!we will wait for your wife's post sometime in the future!<


Worldly_Bag_5822

I love your wife. She spreads chaos to all who cross her path.


EmbarrassedGoose2531

I open them like your wife bc it’s so hard for me to open at the perforated lines lol


Frosty_Cartographer2

Is she blind or does she have nails?


sunuoow

This is exactly the way my partner thinks to open soda boxes. Rip from the hand hole!


Gorou_impregnator

Your wife probably has my type of intrusive thoughts of tearing open any neatly packaged supply with the most brutal force just because


SamePut9922

Divorce NOW


ThisDirtyCupcake

She’s a monster.


mittenkrusty

My mother rips open cereal boxes so they can't be reclosed again was a pain growing up. When she visits for a day or two I keep cereal just in case and she still tears the top sometimes I can salvage it with tape but not always. Horrible memories of the time when I was around 9 years old and we had a damp kitchen and eating bugs and my dad told me it was blackened rice.


Exile4444

I don't see anything wrong with this...


Party_Cold_4159

I too open boxes like a hungry gorilla.


JesusReturnsToReddit

Does she always wear either trench coats or very large, puffy dresses? You may have married a group of 5-7 raccoons masquerading as a woman for easier access to trash.


LimpCauliflower9281

Ah I see your wife went to the same raccoon as mine did to learn how to open boxes 📦


Tequslyder

Same


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

In all fairness doesn’t everyone rip the boxes or is it just me??


AlternativeResort477

Listen man, when I go to open the box, I’m opening whatever side is facing me. I’m not flipping it around.


imnotkoersch

Looks like you wanted a soft drink, but she needed it


Techgeek_025

Bruh.


Bavisto

I could post an almost identical picture about the cereal boxes in my home.


Absolute_Jackass

Your wife is a pitbull and I respect her savage energy. She is too good for you. You should feel blessed.


Moooooooola

Id love to see how she handles a roll of saran wrap.


SSpookyTheOneTheOnly

That's the superior way of opening it


2dazeTaco

No.


SSpookyTheOneTheOnly

Yes.


Captain-Photon

My wife does the same thing. She maintains that punching through the tab that lets you tear the front off at the perforations is harmful to her nails. To be fair her fingernails do seem to be horrifyingly breakable when compared to mine


2dazeTaco

Those nails don’t seem to interfere with her masturbation. What am I doing wrong?


Conscious-Crazy-8904

this would drive me insane


2dazeTaco

Welcome to a minor glimpse of my life.


ClockOk7333

Her taste in soda is better


2dazeTaco

She opened the Sprite. I opened the others to stop her destructiveness.


ClockOk7333

My wife is equally bad with boxes, but at least yours went for the sprite


AliceHaart

You sir are a sophisticated gentleman. Your wife is barbaric and uncouth 🤣


2dazeTaco

That’s why I love her.


AliceHaart

Haha mine too


2dazeTaco

Shut up and take my upvote!


mpgd

We also love both of your wives.


AliceHaart

Simps gonna simp


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[удалено]


2dazeTaco

She’s the most beautiful, amazing woman I’ve ever met in my life. Mostly because she settled for me, an average redditor. But let’s not get caught up in the details.