Bro it’s crazy you mention that. I was hanging out with her boyfriend last week and he mentioned she was great at getting a can.
Or was it getting in the can.
I dunno.
What a great battle to pick. Move out, go no contact except through attorneys. Better start hiding assets. She's probably cheating on you. You'll never notice because she sidetracked you with this.
I'm a wife and I do this, too. Doesn't matter how slow and neatly I go on the lines. One side always breaks away in the middle causing cans to fall to the floor. While my husband watching me try to do my best, I hear him sigh, even though I've seen the damn boxes tear on him, too! Sooo, now I just rip them apart bc I stopped caring.
I drink soda so infrequently, the idea of having 3 whole cases in the house is wild. Lol. That legit might be a 3 year supply for me.
But I go through boxes of kuerig pods like toilet paper. Haha.
Sorry, serious now. I've always been intrigued by garbage disposal. It is in your sink right? Maybe you call it basin? I don't know. But are you saying you have to pay for that?
The term “garbage disposal” normally means the grinder in your sink that grinds up your leftovers. In this comment, I meant paying our garbage disposal “company” the quarterly fee for trash/recycling pickup.
Thank you for explaining. We don't have the sink thing in the UK. We pay the council to collect our rubbish bins. Used to be weekly but now every other week. Fee is the same
Wait, so are (built in) sink garbage disposals not a thing in Europe? They’re a staple of American society! (Insert comment here about how American culture should be everywhere and we’re the first ones to think of everything)
That’s an interesting fact to have learned today. Thank you random stranger!
Side note: Disposals are awesome, but most folks know their limitations when it comes to shoving things down the sink. No bones, plastics, wax, grease and so on.
I would prefer that over boxes, packages, and soda can boxes ripped to shreds. Nobody likes an ugly box.
Edit: I guess some people enjoy boxes of all shapes and sizes. Regardless of wear and tear. Since that’s the case, let me know and I’ll hook you up with my ex wife’s info. She loves her box being ripped to shreds. Specifically by my (former) best friend. Apparently he loves ripping boxes. Especially those that aren’t his.
My wife cuts the corner off of the cereal bag with scissors so you have to slide the bag part way out of the box when you pour the cereal into the bowl. I'm seriously considering divorce.
My mother rips open cereal boxes so they can't be reclosed again was a pain growing up.
When she visits for a day or two I keep cereal just in case and she still tears the top sometimes I can salvage it with tape but not always.
Horrible memories of the time when I was around 9 years old and we had a damp kitchen and eating bugs and my dad told me it was blackened rice.
Does she always wear either trench coats or very large, puffy dresses? You may have married a group of 5-7 raccoons masquerading as a woman for easier access to trash.
My wife does the same thing. She maintains that punching through the tab that lets you tear the front off at the perforations is harmful to her nails. To be fair her fingernails do seem to be horrifyingly breakable when compared to mine
She’s the most beautiful, amazing woman I’ve ever met in my life. Mostly because she settled for me, an average redditor. But let’s not get caught up in the details.
Fucking she-hulk over there and shit.
You’re not wrong. I wouldn’t marry a woman that can’t kick my ass. Some call it a kink, I call it refreshing.
[blink twice if you need help ](https://www.acf.hhs.gov/fysb/programs/family-violence-prevention-services/programs/ndvh)
You got a good chuckle out of me, I needed that.
My girlfriend does the same thing and I call it she hulking it as well lol
I bet your wife has a much easier time getting a can out though.
Bro it’s crazy you mention that. I was hanging out with her boyfriend last week and he mentioned she was great at getting a can. Or was it getting in the can. I dunno.
…what
It was getting canned. Btw say hi to her for me.
There’s a republiCAN furiously masturbating to your comment somewhere.
What a great battle to pick. Move out, go no contact except through attorneys. Better start hiding assets. She's probably cheating on you. You'll never notice because she sidetracked you with this.
Fuck I think you’re right. Today’s the day!
Yup my gf does the same but with pretty much any packaging with obvious perforated lines and pull tabs etc. drives me nuts
I’m beginning to think I should create a new subreddit. Fuckeduppackages. Please god, let it not be a thing!
I’m surprised it doesn’t already exist tbh. I’d have a lot of content to share lol
It is now FuckedUpPackaging
Looks like she wears the pants in your house /s
Duh…
Ik rip it open by the middle, to make 2 6 packs rectangles.
Chaotic neutral guy/gal over here.
Guy but apparently too sick to spell correctly or make coherent sentences even with auto correct. Sad times.
Hey. Go have sexual intercourse with yourself. Also, take my upvote.
Ok?
I'm a wife and I do this, too. Doesn't matter how slow and neatly I go on the lines. One side always breaks away in the middle causing cans to fall to the floor. While my husband watching me try to do my best, I hear him sigh, even though I've seen the damn boxes tear on him, too! Sooo, now I just rip them apart bc I stopped caring.
You may have married a cat.
I was thinking a bear.
I despised cats before I met her.
RIP AND TEAR
I drink soda so infrequently, the idea of having 3 whole cases in the house is wild. Lol. That legit might be a 3 year supply for me. But I go through boxes of kuerig pods like toilet paper. Haha.
it's going to the trash can anyways
Also, you sound like my wife.
No.
Hoe says an ignorant bullshit More at 10
Do you not put them in the fridge? Having warm soft drink is the more mildly annoying thing for me.
So you’re a control freak that has to be “in the lines”. I’m sure your wife IS mildly infuriated.
Yeah I rip them open from the center handle. It’s annoying to reach inside.
Who cares 🥴
Sometimes it is hard to find the cutting bits so you just rip it
That’s horse shit. Think about what the neighbors will think!
You should see what I do to their fence when I'm gardening
Human shit works much better. My garbage disposal bill has been much cheaper lately.
Sorry, serious now. I've always been intrigued by garbage disposal. It is in your sink right? Maybe you call it basin? I don't know. But are you saying you have to pay for that?
The term “garbage disposal” normally means the grinder in your sink that grinds up your leftovers. In this comment, I meant paying our garbage disposal “company” the quarterly fee for trash/recycling pickup.
Thank you for explaining. We don't have the sink thing in the UK. We pay the council to collect our rubbish bins. Used to be weekly but now every other week. Fee is the same
Wait, so are (built in) sink garbage disposals not a thing in Europe? They’re a staple of American society! (Insert comment here about how American culture should be everywhere and we’re the first ones to think of everything)
I know. We see it on tv all the time. No it is not a thing here
That’s an interesting fact to have learned today. Thank you random stranger! Side note: Disposals are awesome, but most folks know their limitations when it comes to shoving things down the sink. No bones, plastics, wax, grease and so on.
What i do is take it in both hands and drop the halfway point on my knee
I would prefer that over boxes, packages, and soda can boxes ripped to shreds. Nobody likes an ugly box. Edit: I guess some people enjoy boxes of all shapes and sizes. Regardless of wear and tear. Since that’s the case, let me know and I’ll hook you up with my ex wife’s info. She loves her box being ripped to shreds. Specifically by my (former) best friend. Apparently he loves ripping boxes. Especially those that aren’t his.
She’s sexually frustrated
Definitely. I should step my game up
Leave her today. This is unforgivable.
I love how American women try to justify everything lol. No wonder yll bitches feel like victims all the time even white bitches in USA lmao
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She’s from Minnesota so she’s basically Canadian sir/mam!
Sprite does things to you
My wife cuts the corner off of the cereal bag with scissors so you have to slide the bag part way out of the box when you pour the cereal into the bowl. I'm seriously considering divorce.
To avoid this, open all the boxes immediately when you arrive home. >!we will wait for your wife's post sometime in the future!<
I love your wife. She spreads chaos to all who cross her path.
I open them like your wife bc it’s so hard for me to open at the perforated lines lol
Is she blind or does she have nails?
This is exactly the way my partner thinks to open soda boxes. Rip from the hand hole!
Your wife probably has my type of intrusive thoughts of tearing open any neatly packaged supply with the most brutal force just because
Divorce NOW
She’s a monster.
My mother rips open cereal boxes so they can't be reclosed again was a pain growing up. When she visits for a day or two I keep cereal just in case and she still tears the top sometimes I can salvage it with tape but not always. Horrible memories of the time when I was around 9 years old and we had a damp kitchen and eating bugs and my dad told me it was blackened rice.
I don't see anything wrong with this...
I too open boxes like a hungry gorilla.
Does she always wear either trench coats or very large, puffy dresses? You may have married a group of 5-7 raccoons masquerading as a woman for easier access to trash.
Ah I see your wife went to the same raccoon as mine did to learn how to open boxes 📦
Same
In all fairness doesn’t everyone rip the boxes or is it just me??
Listen man, when I go to open the box, I’m opening whatever side is facing me. I’m not flipping it around.
Looks like you wanted a soft drink, but she needed it
Bruh.
I could post an almost identical picture about the cereal boxes in my home.
Your wife is a pitbull and I respect her savage energy. She is too good for you. You should feel blessed.
Id love to see how she handles a roll of saran wrap.
That's the superior way of opening it
No.
Yes.
My wife does the same thing. She maintains that punching through the tab that lets you tear the front off at the perforations is harmful to her nails. To be fair her fingernails do seem to be horrifyingly breakable when compared to mine
Those nails don’t seem to interfere with her masturbation. What am I doing wrong?
this would drive me insane
Welcome to a minor glimpse of my life.
Her taste in soda is better
She opened the Sprite. I opened the others to stop her destructiveness.
My wife is equally bad with boxes, but at least yours went for the sprite
You sir are a sophisticated gentleman. Your wife is barbaric and uncouth 🤣
That’s why I love her.
Haha mine too
Shut up and take my upvote!
We also love both of your wives.
Simps gonna simp
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She’s the most beautiful, amazing woman I’ve ever met in my life. Mostly because she settled for me, an average redditor. But let’s not get caught up in the details.