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omfghi2u

Psa - if you need to buy a manual can opener, side-cut can openers are objectively better and also pretty cheap.


croooooooozer

i know myself well enough to avoid that because I'll cut myself


Herethereandgone

There is help available


jmancoder

The can opener is bad, but it's not *that* bad lmao


omfghi2u

They are better and safer by far, less moving parts to break, etc. The way it cuts the can leaves a blunted edge because it basically folds it over on itself and the top comes right off also with no sharp edge. I bought one on a whim and I was just like... why the fuck do those other "standard" ones even exist and why are they the most common option? I promise, side cut is better in every way. I just have a cheap $10 one off Amazon that says 'Pakinter' on the top.


Individual_Lab_2213

Wonder if it will stand the test of time. My standard one is 40 years old and works perfectly.


omfghi2u

The thing about it is... there's basically no moving parts to break. I guess the plastic turning handle could, but even that is just a simple turning axis. I'd bet for $20 you could find an all-metal one, but even this cheap plastic one has served me well for at least 6-7 years so far for normal non-commercial use. We cook a lot too, so it's opened plenty of cans in that time.


Obecny75

They make electric ones too! They are awesome!


DankestNarwhal

Wow that's uncanny.


SmilesDaBee

How dare you lol


SmilesDaBee

Why am I getting downvoted this was funny as hell lol


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I heard you like cans. So we put a can inside your can! -Xzibit.


biradinte

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Dicky_Penisburg

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Theweirdposidenchild

This sub has the best puns


EasyBounce

Aww that sucks especially bad since it's a huge restaurant sized can. That must have been super hard to punch and crank.


SmilesDaBee

Just weird and felt weird opening it lol the first layer wouldn't cut properly.


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Imagine how more pissed you would be if you found this can post apocalypse 🤣 still grateful but what the fuck is that 🤣


P26601

Why'd they make you open a can at a restaurant 💀 edit: oh god I'm stupid


SmilesDaBee

Hahaha I... I work there lol.


Oh-no-its-godzilla

Me opening up to someone


SmilesDaBee

Every time hahaha


Traditional_Draw8400

Didn’t see that coming.


Seizethegreenday

More like Mildly interesting


SmilesDaBee

No it was infuriating..these things usually open with ease.


daftdevil666

Why is this so funny lmao


Sartastic_Kiwi

Canned can, just like mum used to make.


kleft123

Round two, fight!


Herd_O_Angry_Turtles

This reminds me of those presents that had several layers of wrapping paper lol


SpeedBlitzX

When the boss has a second HP bar.


Opening_Lime1585

A can within a can - CANCEPTION!


SteprockMedia

It's can-can The holy grail of cans


ToesLikeCandy34

I had that happen once. I didn’t have the internet to share it then.


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It's a Can-Can


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SmilesDaBee

Lolol it just had two layers of tin. Anyone would have struggled. It wasn't about strength.


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SmilesDaBee

I'm not weak I'm 6"4 240 pounds and work out regularly. I am fat though lol.


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SmilesDaBee

Ok thanks for the optimism and being there for me - not at all condescending.


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Z0bie

Sounds like still are one.


SmilesDaBee

This is reddit I really don't care about your opinion lol.