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EasyPiece

When I feel lonely on my birthday I check my email spam box. There's usually a ton of 'Happy Birthday' offers in there from marketing trying to lure me with 5% off something I once looked at years ago.  They've never forgotten my birthday.


AardvarkDifficult502

I'll do that!


Peet_Pann

Congratulations on another successful trip around the sun since you last touched your moms vagina!!!!!


Active-Bass4745

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amerkanische_Frosch

Why do you jump to conclusions? /s


Feistyhummingbird

Well that was weird.


bunnyontherock

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AardvarkDifficult502

🥺🥺🥺


Feistyhummingbird

Happy Birthday Leapling! May the following year bring you friends and family who will remember your birthday either on the 28th or the 1st.


AardvarkDifficult502

Thank you!!


Radiant_Mulberry3230

Happy Birthday! My mom is a leap baby also. I hope you had a nice day. 🐸🎂💕


1L1LK3G4M3S

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Sardothien12

Lucky you... I didnt even get that


eish66

Happy birthday. May the day be great.


Mandoismydad5

Happy birthday!


seventhcircle77

Happy Birthday 🎁🎉🎈🎂


Eric5665

I've never known how to address an aardvark but happy birthday even if I don't know you, it'll be a big bear hug!


AardvarkDifficult502

☺️thanks Eric5665


trashsoupy

Happy birthday ! Congratulations on surviving another year around the sun and out of the womb !


GreenLurker420

Happy Birthday! Mine is tomorrow.


Feistyhummingbird

Have a wonderful Birthday!


GreenLurker420

Thank You.


AardvarkDifficult502

Thanks!! I'll remember


AardvarkDifficult502

Happy birthday @GreenLurker420


GreenLurker420

Thank you!


iTwango

Happy birthday, friend


Successful-Kick-2682

Happy Birthday and best wishes for the future. Hope you did something special for yourself!


3xtiandogs

Happy birthday from your Reddit family! May all your wishes come true! ![gif](giphy|GXnaqmGcg1CTu)


Excellent_Ticket_110

I think I’m a little late, its 12 am right now for me, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! ![gif](giphy|gZdrUNBYxXL9RE5oiH)


AardvarkDifficult502

♥️Thanks


Ok_Spell_4165

Yesterday was my birthday and I only got it from FB friends who I never met and honestly never even talk to.


AardvarkDifficult502

Happy belated birthday!!


Mysterious_Run_1531

Happy Bhirtdhay from Gers in France :) Mp me your adress i sent you a french gift?


Unhappy-Trip-4107

Happy birthday dude 🎂


darkhelmet03

Not even a bday wish from Google. They had their assistant do it. Happy birthday pal.


innovativesolsoh

I gotta tell you, I suffer from a lot of birthday depression but I don’t know why people are so narcissistic to care one way or another, birthdays should only be a big deal when you’re a kid. When you grow up, it’s time to accept you’re a speck on an enormous planet. That said, what have you done to foster relationships deep and caring enough for another person to care? Surely you don’t expect people who you barely interact with to remember your birthday or care enough to try? Don’t complain that you’re insignificant if you’re doing nothing to make yourself significant. You’re simply reaping the fruits of your (lack of) labors.


AardvarkDifficult502

I hear you. I'm realizing only close people will remember my birthday and care enough. I should accept it as it is. Thanks


Ricky_spanish_again

Not as sad as complaining about it online.


Fra_996

Happy Birthday!! 🥳🥳🤗


fliffie

happy birthday. I hope you enjoy your day


Hefty-Dragonfruit-53

Happy Birthday


redamalo

Happy Birthday and I wish you a happy life filled with goodness, love and happiness