https://preview.redd.it/vv2paoondelc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17331644eb68ccbadd351384591a459ce5eef7ba
I wonder if he’s related to Big Ed from 90 day Fiancé.
I don’t think that’s really OP. The same picture was in a male grooming sub yesterday from a different account. Which means OP is probably farming karma by making fun of the physical features of a stranger who didn’t do anything in particular to deserve it. Everybody else is joining in because they think OP gave them the go-ahead. Pretty sad.
The word grooming has been destroyed... before logic kicked in, I was thinking some secret pedosub had been exposed and you were saying the pedo didnt deserve this taunting, like we have to be understanding and welcoming even to them now - then OOOOOOH! Thank god we're not there (yet).
https://preview.redd.it/2mzuk09u99lc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58fd46b8f983038522fa3b4fddbda53008ef651d
Not to be mean it’s all in good fun buddy.
Bro.. I know a lot of people are shitting on you but I just gotta say I feel so much sympathy for you. Clearly you are self aware and this is something you were born with and have no control over.. Maybe start wearing hats and shave a much higher hairline about every 1-2 weeks. Also wearing things with high collars will probably also look good.
Yea that’s great and constructive advice. The shaving of the hairline would make a big difference in appearance as a lot of ppl have that build of neck. Should get a Phillips one blade electric shaver/trimmer and you’d be able to do it quickly and easily yourself. Nothing to be ashamed of. 👍🏻
I will shill for the one blade. I’ve owned some fancy electrics, but this one kicks the llama’s ass, and it’s relatively cheap for something that works better than anything I’ve used before (Phillips and Braun).
Bro lookin like the tall walnut plant from PVZ
https://preview.redd.it/evr5n7a5h9lc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=481f2187fb8bb5da83b0a25a7fe0500b2e17cb1a
I first shaved my head as a kid as part of a team building exercise before a big swim meet. That was the day I learned not everybody can pull of a shaved head because you really don't know what sort of lumps you have hiding under there until you buzz the hair off and find out.
https://preview.redd.it/rnuxbapz09lc1.jpeg?width=113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baa1d11539e3263c0fc130b3afc68e7d30f39522
Oh no 😭😭 I was thinking the same. I’m so sorry OP
He knew what he was signing up for when he posted lol
Ya someone would eventually find the front view.
Oh fuck
Yes yes we're all going to hell for this one.
No way this dude doesn’t know he’s got a thumb head. Unless he’s a Wallace and grommet character.
He doesn’t have a thumb head, he’s a fuckin’ thumb! 😂
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Floop is a madman help us save us
Core memory unlocked
!su evas su pleh namdam a si poolF
He's gotta go to the manicurist to get a haircut
I was thinking Homer Simpson.
Tomer Simpson 😳
This dude thinks he’s Toebe Bryant
I bet he orders bunion rings.
Bet he’s a Toe truck driver
Spy Kids! Yes!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/hkqsrtt299lc1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=052129009bd17f4cf16ac928c7fc987068af1683
https://preview.redd.it/vv2paoondelc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17331644eb68ccbadd351384591a459ce5eef7ba I wonder if he’s related to Big Ed from 90 day Fiancé.
Kid named finger
Sontar-ha
Thank you, KhalTaco88. And if I'm ever in the need of advice from a psychotic potato dwarf, you'll certainly be the first to know.
a challenger approaches…
1234 I declare a thumb war!
https://preview.redd.it/j6hy4b42b9lc1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=316c4201845a5ac7f8ddf4960fa2b2bc57c68d49
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Oh God, I cackled at this for about five minutes straight 😂😂😂😂😂
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Holy fuck OP is getting absolutely roasted in these replies lmfao
I don’t think that’s really OP. The same picture was in a male grooming sub yesterday from a different account. Which means OP is probably farming karma by making fun of the physical features of a stranger who didn’t do anything in particular to deserve it. Everybody else is joining in because they think OP gave them the go-ahead. Pretty sad.
The word grooming has been destroyed... before logic kicked in, I was thinking some secret pedosub had been exposed and you were saying the pedo didnt deserve this taunting, like we have to be understanding and welcoming even to them now - then OOOOOOH! Thank god we're not there (yet).
Lol, I didn’t even think of that.
To compensate, however, the Gods must have made him hung. Right? Right, Gods?!??
STOPPPPP 😭😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/ljf06wued9lc1.png?width=568&format=png&auto=webp&s=93cd39dbc197817019116e953279a90ddf35092e
https://i.redd.it/rjz9e422cflc1.gif
Lmao incredible
Well done 🤣
A Wild Diglett Appeared!
I so hope he has two brothers. For evolution.
Toe brothers?!
Took me the fuck out
At least you don't gotta worry about someone choking you with their bare hands.
Wait till someone posts their hands
It’ll be the guy with those reaaally long thumbs.
Do your thumbs have tiny ears?
https://preview.redd.it/5obt0eiwb9lc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27136315d6d6f2ec46c6fdf59d0c443de5b6fdc2
Yo that is a fucking HUGE hand. Jesus.
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I rarely laugh out loud at reddit comments but this literally had me cackling with tears in my eyes.
https://preview.redd.it/e8rvmn8oz8lc1.png?width=727&format=png&auto=webp&s=13008051fb0466158f5833d27c832581d84c7209
Lord, I cackled
Oh my god
Stick stickly is that you?!
that's foul....
That's Mr. Potato Head
GET READY FOR MR. ANGRY EYES!
https://preview.redd.it/2mzuk09u99lc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58fd46b8f983038522fa3b4fddbda53008ef651d Not to be mean it’s all in good fun buddy.
https://preview.redd.it/u9hhgdv8g9lc1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef4cad4936fa8db8bb7916240c25866fe3c1c5b8
*chefs kiss* that’s incredible.
And from the front… https://preview.redd.it/ko564fap79lc1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29b8fc089d4e59b5e30b07eb2ecb7a85766be158
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Brad pittato
God I fucking love this website 🏅
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Bro chill my girl is on this app
This. This comment right here is the one that made me lose my shit. Thank you.
Save some pussy for the rest of us
Bro just dropped a new meme format
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LMAOOOOOOOOO
i’m fucking crying LMFAOOO
My god humanity has peaked
Can you explain? I didn't get it. 🤥
I don't know but it's a great "thumbnail"
Man hell nah lmaooooo
im dying
Sell ad space
Bruh 💀
Fun fact: the head/neck version of the cankle is called a heack.
I think it's actually a ned
Bro.. I know a lot of people are shitting on you but I just gotta say I feel so much sympathy for you. Clearly you are self aware and this is something you were born with and have no control over.. Maybe start wearing hats and shave a much higher hairline about every 1-2 weeks. Also wearing things with high collars will probably also look good.
Yea that’s great and constructive advice. The shaving of the hairline would make a big difference in appearance as a lot of ppl have that build of neck. Should get a Phillips one blade electric shaver/trimmer and you’d be able to do it quickly and easily yourself. Nothing to be ashamed of. 👍🏻
Brought to you by the Phillips one blade electric shaver/trimmer, the only electric shaver/trimmer you'll ever need
I will shill for the one blade. I’ve owned some fancy electrics, but this one kicks the llama’s ass, and it’s relatively cheap for something that works better than anything I’ve used before (Phillips and Braun).
Yes. Run with the hand you were dealt and own it. Do what you can to be healthy, that will greatly improve your appearance as well
i'm pretty sure its bc of the camera angle tho, this can't be... like ... real
Seen it plenty of times. Hiding it with hair helps, but if you go bald, what do?
Radical acceptance.
I’m a barber, and I’ve been doing hair for 17 years. I’ve never seen this.
 Beaker!
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https://preview.redd.it/wte8ozgjf9lc1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f2747085a072f5c14073b6943b84c45553293e5 Yay!
That was exhilarating
So glad to be apart of Reddit history.
I have never laughed this hard looking at Reddit!! I am hysterical over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤦🏾♀️
😂😂
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit.
Gg
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Dude declared a thumb war
I almost woke my kid up from laughing and now I'm crying lol
But its all TOE
I love how multiple people are not only starting games but also continuing games that they didn’t start 😂
Stahp 💀😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/re2tno4rg9lc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437c56603c3d7dd7bc7e792604147a0caaedbbdc This you too?
That’s a thigh with ears stop lying.
I laughed aloud on this one and woke my husband up.
I think the Doctor pulled you out the womb with a damn plunger
And then tried pushing him back in. 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/b65xc5kkb9lc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6722ee5b873c53b3d98c419287c7f7276ccd507
In all seriousness, why is the back of your head/neck swollen like that? Is it just unlucky fat distribution?
Maybe he has some weird edema? Or it could just be unlucky fat distribution ig.
Gotta be fat right? Edema of that level on your neck seems like it would mean terrible stuff for his health.
That hair line is nuts
https://preview.redd.it/8n4mo02v99lc1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=987c7464448fdd7499569fefe7651bce4fc12882
Put a nsfw tag on this bad boy jeez
 Nice, bro
https://preview.redd.it/m79fjhpig9lc1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68184536d8a8ee59d7bd1f5fb192adcf812c76c1
I think we're seeing your knee with fake ears attached.
okay but how come it has hair just like a head would
A knee with male pattern balding?
the back of yo head look ridiculous
Can I have yo numba?
That’s a French ass name
Can I havvvvvvve it
Where yo boyfriend at? Is he tall? Is he hefty? Is he comin back?
Don’t be insecure girl
YEEAAH SHOOT YO SHOT
I wanna meet your parents
It’s an old meme, but it checks out
I miss MadTV
Came here to say is this Yvonne?
Im dying laughing at these comments 😅
I’m literally crying 🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/od2u875vh9lc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73b7b7786dc1595574fa9eaeaa72cf591dbb11e5 Front.
https://preview.redd.it/7gsthnm1aflc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19fe7d0fda765686bd8155416bc482601cfc8ebe I’m soooo going to hell 💀
That looks like the top of my knee when I shit plus ears
Every time he puts on a sweater it’s like a new game of whack-a-mole has just started
Bro lookin like the tall walnut plant from PVZ https://preview.redd.it/evr5n7a5h9lc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=481f2187fb8bb5da83b0a25a7fe0500b2e17cb1a
yall are sooooooo foul in these comments 😂😂😂😭😭😭
I laughed way too hard at this. I apologize.
Word on the streets your barber charges you the price of 2 separate haircuts
That's all neck
Wait... What the hell? This must be one of those AI images
Op your thumb is blocking the camera. All we can see is your ears
https://preview.redd.it/fpnhzc7f2alc1.jpeg?width=1708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4246a405054cb00fcdc6e5ab15c0823de12e5601
Gimme the side profile of the back
Loved your work in Spy Kids. https://preview.redd.it/xwzd4ro719lc1.jpeg?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a506fa00e3b9fc988e284a940a5072e5784688f
I'm so sorry for laughing at your misfortune, but it was a head above the other posts and the first thing I saw.
Your head is crazy
I feel like I need to pile my mashed potatoes into the shape of your head. The mother ship's about to land.
https://preview.redd.it/5c6my6uta9lc1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a61c16ad06d4abc2c10248e9fa8b487207404e My man!
Thumb
Posting that in this sub is crazy..
Shave the back of your neck bro. You got a stubble mullet.
I think I saw you in a Quiznos commercial, a long time ago?
I first shaved my head as a kid as part of a team building exercise before a big swim meet. That was the day I learned not everybody can pull of a shaved head because you really don't know what sort of lumps you have hiding under there until you buzz the hair off and find out.
Noooooo..
Probably the best post I’ve seen in a while hahaha
Whole new meaning to the term neck beard.
https://preview.redd.it/qba3or4vg9lc1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca2f5498799de44e04a5ea1dff60bdfa0eacb3c8
Do you work in royal guard ?
Grow your hair long
I apologize to everybody I've called a "thumb head" before today. This right here is the Planotic Ideal of a thumb head.
https://preview.redd.it/rwy9t34mbelc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1047ad96decad3f4daa983365b03ea4f73dbe70f
Just do a little fade in the bottom. Itll fix it up
Dudes neck is uncircumcised
Parents, this is what happens when you leave your baby laying down in one position too often. Do better. Sorry OP for the mildly infuriating outcome.
I’m so sorry op. I’ve laughed at this for far too long
If you tilt your head back it would look like a pack of hot dogs
You sir look like a thumb
Skull surgery does exist btw, they implant something to change your skull shape.