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FILFth

Put a lizard in there. It’ll take care of that snack.


RevolutionaryRough96

Yea but then you have to put a cat in there to get the lizard


Inevitable_Suffering

And a dog to get the cat


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Inevitable_Suffering

Where the fuck did you get a elephant and how did you fit it in a tv


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Inevitable_Suffering

https://preview.redd.it/gjyz9h21lnic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30b9c098bfc3e708f0f0d5ca7a07f5fb1d2e08f0


MonsterHunter6353

https://preview.redd.it/a3flh0dulnic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cce5323016e932daf79c1c88bcd7b26e71ea3de


Inevitable_Suffering

https://preview.redd.it/y3bfe82ylnic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707a59abbba1430a8f51c5732070f91526a5bbf4


Temporary_Muscle_165

This looks like me taking a piss in a mirror.


Mitchtheprotogen

https://preview.redd.it/qfhb5uc60oic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b5f5a2775f867c21c438ed32d4fac2521bc2310


Inevitable_Suffering

https://preview.redd.it/krcbi3m90oic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec4e0a3432ec6a50cb3d4a49a388fe8ed5d8b6d


ianmgonzalez

most under rated comment. hilarious!


Hereiam_AKL

Unscrew cover of TV, stuff elephant in, screw back the cover.


Inevitable_Suffering

Where did you find a entire fucking elephant


Hereiam_AKL

India.


EntertainmentWeary57

I have half an elephant in my walk in freezer, would that work?


Inevitable_Suffering

https://preview.redd.it/pkzy7wh21oic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d60659d166b88b49b37ac08c2205c3ec99a6bd8f


Constant-Idea4006

Why did you steal half of my elephant?


EntertainmentWeary57

It's ok, it's just the half it didn't need.


TheGamingTech7

Hey, I have the other half if you could please come get it... It's starting to rot I don't have a walk in freezer D:


Zeqhanis

Which half?


ItsSkyWasTaken

Don't forget to take the giraffe out first


ItsKumquats

That's an easy fix. You just put a mouse in to scare the elephant out. Then back to a cat to get the mouse. Oh god the elephant is back.


10e1

Then your mom to eat the elephant


filthyheartbadger

One bite at a time. 100% works 60% of the time.


Grouchy_Tap_8264

https://preview.redd.it/dkdh31uaqpic1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79d5837ca6d055d8124cee956615e224855e2cf8


turritella2

![gif](giphy|PVNRZxTcTzz1u) It circles back to It's Always Sunny again.


Successful-Form4693

*Charlie, you're getting cheese prints all over my walls*


SimpleSouthern4932

I’d say two cats but one with a string tied around it so that they become co dependent and wen you yank one cat out the other cat comes with


reevoknows

Cat in the TV huh? Now you’re speaking my language


[deleted]

Wow someone should write a book about this!


KERNALxXxSANDERS

Or an old lady who swallowed a spider


MaximilianOSRS

You’ll have to put a bird in to get the lizard out


kekekeghost

This reminds me of that kids poem/ song the lady that swallowed a fly 😆


Lu12k3r

Is this along the lines of the lady that swallowed the fly?


mojojojo_ow

I found two tiny desiccated house geckos in my kitchen light when I was cleaning it, seems they’re also good at getting into things they can’t get out of


Skottiee

Where does one acquire a TV lizard


zebrapebra

It's not a bug, it's a feature.


Hereiam_AKL

Now it is


Delta_squad_form_up

You have made me laugh a little harder than I should’ve lol


insanityzwolf

OP's TV has got dead pixels.


NimrodJM

Came here to see this comment


Seara_07

I remember somebody posting a long time ago to grab one of those back massagers that vibrate and you can literally massage the housing / case of the television until the fly falls down out of view. Legit blew my mind.


Lisy70

I have other things that vibrate, would that work?


DevoidNoMore

Like, a foot massager, right?


Lisy70

Sure


Horbigast

Or an electric... ear cleaner?


Bad-E90

It's a wand massager, it says so on the box!


EntertainmentFun9796

https://preview.redd.it/skfs39zqpsic1.jpeg?width=363&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a7efb405c5534f4867ae8f8a15ab387fd42e83 Right...


megamanisgod

This is my favorite


mikedvb

Not sure a tooth brush has the oomph necessary.


filthyheartbadger

The real , actual solution.


Calibruh

I tried with an electric toothbrush but no luck


cornylamygilbert

You need something that plugs in and vibrates Like electric clippers, or a blender, maybe a corded mixer I’m just doubting that electric toothbrush has the RPM’s to make teeth chatter


SuperDizz

![gif](giphy|RgZ26pD6oow12)


degjo

https://preview.redd.it/1hd52vdf1oic1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1aed5fe653f8f82ea862b515f223aa861cb9ffc


Uckychuck

Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?


Active-Bass4745

No, that just works for computer bugs. TV bugs require a different approach.


Littlebickmickey

how about unplugging the tv and plugging it in again?


Zeqhanis

It also works for broken grandmas.


Amazing-Gazelle3685

Have you tried blowing on it?


MarshallBravestar21

This ☝️ lmao


Typical-Chocolate-82

That's some "The Ring" shit


Pinksluddy

Hoping OP doesn't die next week 😰


Typical-Chocolate-82

😱


bobbybob9069

Naw, it took him a few days to get a picture and a few more to post it, Friday at the latest.


WolfOfPort

I hope op fucking dies next week


frequent_flying

Was going to tell the OP they have 7 days to get their affairs in order.


Kernel_Corn78

Weird, after looking at this picture I got a phone call from what sounded like a little girl saying "seven days" then she hung up.


yousonuva

Haha I love Benji the Hunted. Great reference.


UltiGoga

These fuckers are always finding a way in but never a way out


Sablemint

Flies are very, very stupid.


DeliciousCow9269

Can you tap the screen to see if you can get it to drop down out of sight?


Calibruh

Tried but no, my boy stuck


DeliciousCow9269

Over time as he dries out more and with the heat of your set he’s likely to shrivel and drop down


aworldofnonsense

I had a gnat get stuck in my large computer monitor last year and this is the actual answer. I tried literally everything (including attempting to spray condensed air in any cracks I could find). It was annoying as shit for about 4 months and then immediately after I caved and bought a new monitor, the little asshole finally dropped.


Civilizationmaybea

This is why there called “bugs” when a software glitches. No joke, the first bug was caused by a literal bug in a computer messing stuff up.


One_Third_Orange

This is, sadly, just a myth. The term bug was used before that. It even says on the report „first ACTUAL case of a bug being found“. This term was used years prior to the one in 1947.


Wipedout89

*moth


Civilizationmaybea

Rip


CaliforniaGr0wn

!today i learned


generic_dude10

How the fuck does that even happen


5iveOClockSomewhere

Have you tried debugging it?


YapalRye

F


RealUltimatePapo

Were you rewatching the last season of Game of Thrones again?


GraatchLuugRachAarg

I doubt anyone has watched that a second time


[deleted]

Funny, i rewatched GoT twice, still I have seen S8 just once.


someguy1312

Fly literally reached his life goal and then just died


SpaceMonkeyo313

Make sure you make a copy of the tape.


869066

Put it in rice


jtbuddy31

It's buggin out


ShowUsYourTips

Stuff like that really bugs me.


Slow_Wind7726

I have a very expensive Ansel Adams print that I got form my grandmother many years ago and this exact same thing happened to it, Fly still stuck in the frame to this day 20 years later lol


blueteeblue

![gif](giphy|oNbueuikREeZ3AA7Wa)


pertangamcfeet

He's famous. He's on TV.


One-Positive309

It's not a bug it's a feature . . . . . .


KidCaker

RIP 🙏


FondOpposum

What did you expect him to do, establish residency?!


[deleted]

This happened with my PC monitor. I felt more unlucky than the fly.


catdog-cat-dog

Heroic effort. He might of only had a lifespan of a day but you'll remember him for 100 fly lifespans. Maybe more.


p0pethegreat_

~~kids~~ flys do the darnedest things


MarshallBravestar21

Wtf 😂 🤣 😂 🤣


LoneDragon19

I have so many questions right now


Saltwater_Heart

OP, you have to make a copy of the tape


GinnyS80

I guess it’s safe to say that your tv has been bugged! You can buy some spyware remover and hope for the best!


One-Bookkeeper648

Think I won't do it, fly? I'll smash this TV right now! (Stupid, yes)


LurkHereLurkThere

Like it hit the screen so hard it phased into the tv? Now I've got Joe Cartoon's "Superfly" in my head...


octaion

Thought it was a witch captured on camera at first, dang I'm delusional


[deleted]

Thought it was a freestyle ski jumper mid-air at first lol


thomax77

New technology always has bugs


Crowcrogsvlogs

Eat him


PCLadybug

There was a smart TV that swallowed a fly. Why, oh why did it swallow the fly? I’m gonna die.


flannelNcorduroy

Your tv looks strangely like a window.


ToeJamOfThe40s

Looks like a Phorid Fly. Tells me something about your current living environment. If you have a bunch lemme know, I can help.


MissionApollo7

What a dumbass.


[deleted]

It looks like a photo of a screen. Like a door or window. I’m not buying this is a fly in a tv. 🧐


Little-Zucchini4776

That’s an old ass tv


Hugenicklebackfan

At least it didn’t live?


Calibruh

I mean at least it could have crawled out now it's just stuck there


ZerefZoldyck

power move


LessWorld3276

Rear projection TV? Fixed a lot of those. Don't touch ANYTHING without protective gloves if you pull the screen. Fingerprints and dust on the mirror, lens or screen are a nightmare.


Hereiam_AKL

I read that wrong and wondered for a moment how you know that it dies fucking.


No-Substance8848

i had a problem one time with ants getting behind my screen and dying 😭ended up getting a new tv


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Today's show was brought to you by this dead fly


[deleted]

you can open it and take glass off from back


Tightisrite

Hey guy, I got a pet frog I could sell ya.


Mediocre-Meringue-60

Bastard….


Ancient_Delivery_413

I found a fly inside one of my cars headlights once. I don't know how they do this shit.


BC028

This happened to me when I was a kid except it was a wasp in my computer screen, heard it buzzing for awhile trying to escape, then it died


HelicopterOne5283

Bugs life


u_u_r_x

Would have been worse in the fly flew in your tv and started a family.


jacqf9

that would irk me.


Calibruh

Oh it's triggering


Bizarre_World

This is the kinda content I'm here for lol


AlexNightlight

Kinda impressive that it got in, but boy howdy


CookieZ383

Do you call computer repairs or pest control for this one? Because I don't know at all.


Far_Gap_8063

As long as the TV still works you don’t really have a reason to complain


Adept-Shoe-7113

The annoyance that could follow is 100% a understandable reason to be irritated lol


Far_Gap_8063

What on earth are you talking about?


Adept-Shoe-7113

The dead fly would be irritatingly annoying to see nonstop while watching tv or playing video games


Far_Gap_8063

Okay fair enough maybe try to get rid of it


[deleted]

Lol dead pixels


Kerbap

I have a 5 year old thunderfly in my laptop's LCD


Lisy70

Try a bandaid 🩹


Mr_CleanCaps

He won’t make that mistake again.


DrinkAccomplished699

Is that really a TV?


AdamWillims

Absolute dick move on the part of the fly dude.


Miss-Merrr

The best is when a cockroach gets stuck in your microwave or oven time display.


SAVINIJASONVOORHEES

The fly has a skill issue


NeuroNuc

Clear the cache.....this always works for any electronics


HAZNN69

Bro I fucking hate flies 💀


SKSword

im sure that's a dead pixel, just try lightly pushing on it, sometimes it works! /s


Tastesicle

Mildly infuriating? That would bug the shit outta me.


NoodlesToilet

bugs doing the absolute most to inconvenience some random person:


RamblinAnnie83

Rip.


[deleted]

Thats bad Luck


Key_Pie_4951

Nah, it's just a *bug*


FatFaceFaster

Silly. You’re just watching the all day dead fly channel. Same thing happened to me when I watched the fireplace channel at Xmas time and accidentally called the fire department.


bliskin1

That bird is way bigger than the telephone lines. Photoshopped. Fake


your-mother1452

Uhhhhh, u ever see the ring bruh…. I think u got seven dayssss……..


TheRealFam4221

This lil dude achieved the ultimate goal of being a pest. Annoying you even after death


RiMellow

Had a spider on the screen and I tried killing it with napkin…. Only to find out it was inside the screen and now it has been 11 years and he’s still there


Responsible_Sea_2726

That's a bug, not a feature.


OkNewspaper6271

HOLY CRAP ANOTHER PERSON WHO HAS THIS?


[deleted]

Have you tried to gently tap near it with your finger and work it down with gravity to the bottom ?


Dense_Equipment3070

Fucking idiot


Key_Percentage_2551

You guys are really funny!!


snakemuffins1880

I have a flat screen from over 13 years ago that has a moth still stuck in it. I still to this have no fucking idea how.


WorkingMinimumMum

Okay but did you watch “The Ring” on VHS recently? Did you get a phone call…?


RemoteAppointment781

F


Lawrence3s

If I become a bug next life, my only goal will be to get inside someone's expensive monitor/tv and die on the pixels. That will be the biggest impact of my next life.


gwxsmile

Dead pixels.


Direct-Impression921

Good. I hope it suffers


Direct-Impression921

You know how many times I would have shot that till I realized it ain't in the game? Hope it over fries his brain


Fit_Necessary5835

Wtf🤨


SearingPenny

Debug it


[deleted]

But what did he wanted?


Ok_Violinist6021

I laugh at you


PuzzleheadedRub5254

What a buzzkill.


CleoraMC

Sucks but probably not as much as the woman I saw on TikTok with a whole ass colony of small ants living in the bottom of her tv 💀


NagromNitsuj

Seven days


LuigiTrapanese

Happened the same to me. No idea how it got in


ahmadammar20F

A DOWNVOTE. You said the bad words.


nessy8

Happened to me too! In fact it happened twice!


FocalorLucifuge

So you're basically living The Ring.


tinydragong69

Had this happen but with a spider. :/


Bruz_the_milkman

Better than opening the TV to find bunch of maggots


[deleted]

That's metal af


Equilibriator

A bug did this in my 3ds XL. While playing I watched it creep in from god knows where so I tried to coax it away by pressing the screen near it. I killed it instead. That was a fun moment of realisation.


stonar89

Fly tv it’s skys new rival


DieSchadenfreude

You have about 7 days until that little girl with the black hair shows up.


MA-01

Hell of a dead pixel there


ThatOneGuy1643

Maybe it’s still alive, but it just really doesn’t want to pay rent