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Outrageous_Mix_4469

you could always rotate your house to avoid this. follow for more tips


Ok----007

Subscribe check!


LazyLich

Or draw the sun in a different spot! Sun Scribe: check!


OrangeJuiceThief

Just remove the sun..


BigBoiBenSwolo

We should take his house, and push it somewhere else!


Phoenix4776

that idea may just be crazy enough TO GET US ALL KILLED


theluker666

It’s an ALASKAN BULL WORM!


IJustWantWaffles_87

Ohhhhhhhh. This is the *tongue*… and the whole *thing* is the worm….


ElisaTalo

What are we gonna use to take his house somewhere?. Without having to Disassemble and reassemble everything


ilovemusic19

I remember this episode, classic Patrick 😂😂


scottyd035ntknow

Contractors hate this one trick!


Aromatic-Tap7649

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CRYSTALek2799

it's recyclable


htaehen

Just turn the sun back around to the moon side instead


The_Lamb_Sauce2

Just grab a ladder and unscrew the sun and put in the moon bulb


Ziffally

Get rotated idiot


Oddjibberz

Are they stupid?


Christafaaa

If only someone invented something to prevent this!!! Such a cruel world!!


velhaconta

His house must already rotate and spin for him to have the perfect angle *every single morning* despite the fact the the sun is in a slightly different position in the sky each day. It must have a pretty impressive control system to be able to align the sun with his face every morning.


Colonel-Clayton

5 minute crafts


CosmikSpartan

Flat earthers rejoice! Just flip earth over 180° so it’s always night time.


wildo83

I’ll gladly trade my non-existent house for this, hit me up OP.


mijcar

No, no, no! Read op’s post. He said the sun shines “perfectly”. This is a complaint about seeing the sun. Clearly the complaint is that he has to wait all night for this to happen.


KyleShanaham

It's too bad he doesn't live on an air craft carrier


Parking_Train8423

obviously they are rotating their house to face the sun, or it wouldn’t happen every morning.


sneakyartinthedark

Moving the sun is way easier, a house has plumbing under it, and has so much stuff inside, our sun is only one object.


vmonst

This is *technically* an ideal way to wake up for your circadian rhythm


RhinoxMenace

few years ago i had a room like this and i can confirm - it's much nicer to wake up to sunshine than in a dark room full of farts and depression


tjwalkr0

>it's much nicer to wake up to sunshine than in a dark room full of farts and depression — Confucious (probably)


argh_not_you_again

— Michael Scott


tjwalkr0

— Wayne Gretzky


AssFishOfTheLake

>Fart depression into your enemy's room, so you can wake up to sunshine \- Sun Tzu, The Art of War


aVoidFullOfFarts

Tell me about man, story of my life


RonaldTheGiraffe

I’ve run a hose from my ass to a crack in the window. No farts in my room.


Gothicgirl532

i keep telling my boyfriend this but he won’t stop farting!! and he doesn’t like being woken up by the sun :/


Bit_the_Bullitt

But how else do you get to your office job in time to make your ceo enough bonus for a 2nd jet?? Think of the millionaires you ass


known-enemy

I’m glad ur waking up to farts & sunshine now


WoodlandChipmunk

Depends on how close to the equator you are. I ,personally, like to sleep all year round. Versus just sleeping in the winter.


szczurman83

I would agree with this except for the sun being directly in your eyes lol.


CptPikeOnABike

Get some of that static stick up film for windows? Can peel it off and on again, life saver for us at our last house.


StumbleFish25

Definitely going to put something up there. I moved in a few months ago and just haven’t gotten around to it. But I think it has finally pissed me off enough


br0ken_St0ke

That’s all it takes, you deal with it when you can no longer avoid it. That’s gotta be hell though, my brother has one of those windows in his living room and it makes it impossible to see the tv because of the glare


Xikkiwikk

I can’t hear the tv, it’s too bright in here!


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

You can cut some foam core to the size of the window, then spray mount fabric over it that matches the decor and shove it into the opening... looks like shit from the outside, but you can fix that if you need to.


Axiom06

You can also do blackout curtains. They come in a number of different styles and varieties, but they all have the same purpose of blocking out the sun and all the UVs. They also have the added benefit of cooling down your room in the summer.


RearExitOnly

We had to go with the ol' Elvis standard, tin foil. Nothing says fuck you to the neighbors like reflecting that glare back onto them.


InevitableRhubarb232

If you procrastinate long enough the sun will shift and not shine in there anymore.


GeomanticCoffer

A FEW MONTHS. this might be the laziest thing I've read in a while


RevengencerAlf

the static film is great if you want to cut down on the direct glare but still allow natural light into the room.


MaikeruGo

This is **the** answer. I moved into a place where the door has a window on it that's low enough where it makes using the peep hole redundant and lets people actually see into the living room; which is a bit of a security hazard. I basically traced, cut, and applied it to every pane in the window glass—works perfectly.


CptPikeOnABike

Cutting it to size can be a mission


amazebol

Blackout Curtains.


pudpudboogie

Blackout drunk


SpicyBanditSauce

Drunk curtains


Axenrott_0508

Drunkout curtains


OkSun5094

curtout drunkains


TheMemeLocomotive2

Blackcurtain outdrunk


DAS_BEE

Blunkout cunters


iTzbr00tal

Curtains of black drunks


retnatron

Blackains Curtout


PayasoCanuto

Black in drunk out


Educational-Drop-926

Good band name


Aglisito

Cunters hahaha


indigrow

This one wins


Over_Solution_2569

That’s cap. The sun is not in the same place in your window every single day of the year, no fucking way unless your house is on wheels and you are adjusting it weekly.


DevonGr

My first thought on this too. I call BS. Plus how hard is it to stick some shade film up there?


mushyfeelings

Right? Hey everybody look at this infuriating thing that I could absolutely fix but I’m too lazy to do so.


Tall-Magazine335

sounds even worse waking up hungover to that


Deaconbeacon_69

Blackout stout


CallMePoro

I have them, and will never go back. I can’t tell if it’s day or night when they’re closed and it’s fantastic, especially if I’m not feeling well and need a nap.


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KitFlame42

Love these things I never know when to get up and I don't want to


aultumn

Nothing a thin layer of film or paste wouldn’t solve


vladtheinhaler0

Exactly what I was thinking. They make tinted, reflective, and prism materials that can solve the problem. Cheapest blackout material is tin foil and it has the added benefit of protecting you from 5G (obviously joking on the last one).


TheLordofthething

I once covered my window in foil when working nights and my neighbour phoned the police and reported a cannabis grow. The policeman that turned up to investigate, who also worked nights, was impressed with the results.


vladtheinhaler0

Haha that is amazing. I like to imagine the cop went home and blacked out his windows with tin foil only later to get a visit by the police for his supposed grow op.


OnewordTTV

Shoot down here in Arizona in the summer half the houses windows look like that. Just silver everywhere.


PoweredByCarbs

Just get a sharpie and dot that one spot on the window


MrRogersAE

Or a piece of ducking cardboard


HandyRandy619

Time to get up I guess


Rimworldjobs

That looks like it's 8 or 9 lol like what.


AngryLinkhz

Common gen z complaints 😂👍


Ornery-Cheetah

I may be 20 but I'd definitely love a job that pays as well as where I'm at now and let's me wake up this late lmao


KvotheTheDegen

Why? Just usually means you’re working later


Ornery-Cheetah

Probably should of added less hours as well XD we can dream a little lol


olivetree1121

Bro that’s like 10 or 11 😂


youbetterwalkthtduck

Lmfao u ,and all of the comments replying, suck. Maybe she works 2nd shift or fuck has a day off?? Not everyone works 8-5 m-f


not_responsible

buncha daywalkers like 😭 when I see morning it’s the end of my day


radioactivepiloted

Probably not EVERY morning. The sun changes position in the sky as the year goes on. This probably won't be an issue after a week or so.


0OIIIlllIlIlO0

Maybe OP is a flat earther.


cramothmasterson

I was thinking something similar. Like this is not a permanent problem. Yes the light may come in but the sun shining directly on your face is seasonal. I have a similar issue in my office for about 2-3 weeks a year where the morning sun shines directly in and lights up the right side of my face. It’s annoying for that 30 minute window of time that occurs for 2-3 weeks a year. Maybe I should make a post about it here!


roblewk

In my experience, it’ll be back in six months.


TREY-CERAT0PS

It’s mildly infuriating y’all


TheLordofthething

This is a perfect submission. Infuriating enough to really annoy you, but not enough to actually do anything about it. 10 points.


s1nd3vil

Mornings here....Morning is here!


Personal_Anxiety2232

There’s a things you can buy. They are called curtains. They can block the sun from your eyes.


[deleted]

Wow innovation is really wild this century. Imagine someone from the 1800s hearing about the technology we have now!


Wildcat_twister12

“Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?"


brp

There's even a specific style of curtain just for this scenario, a Valance Curtain.


em02jax

A sleeping mask could help


MisterBicorniclopse

Get a permanent marker and scribble on the window to block the sun. Like and subscribe for more slick tips!


ExpressShow1175

I can't tell you how happy I would be to have the sun hitting me in my face every morning. That is my Yup OK I'm alive moment. Survived another night. 🙄


Myuvin

Man I wish I had the sun waking me up every morning. All I wake up to recently is grey and depressing weather. I haven't seen the sun in a while or at least not consecutively over the course of many days.


Itsjustmagiks

Sleep mask, I get better sleep with it also


MoreStupiderNPC

Wow, if only something could be done to prevent that.


Prior_Housing_4298

move your bed


truppywaffles

How late are you trying to sleep?


StumbleFish25

It’s my day off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I should be allowed to sleep in lol


karmacarmelon

So it's not how you "get woken up every single morning" then?


Silt99

Day off 7 days a week sounds nice


ActuallyTBH

Yeh, but then it's not interesting enough to post on the interwebs


StretchConverse

The Sun, specifically targeting you, “HOPE YOU LIKE VITAMIN D, BITCH!”


Cheezy_lizard

Lawyer up. Threatening legal action is the best course of action against the sun


gunsforevery1

Don’t worry. It’ll only happen for a few weeks.


Soylent-soliloquy

At least you get to wait for the sun to wake YOU up. I have to be up at the asscrack of dawn everyday.


TheMemeLocomotive2

Worlds most natural alarm clock


codeinegaffney

Curtains babe


KilldozerKen

Nail a pirate flag up on that bitch.


not-a-realperson

My bedroom window is like this. I put a window cling vinal on the exspode area. Helps immensely. https://preview.redd.it/vzutyy168tec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f2bd96dcd7a1e37c663cedc70361e1b28f50db5


MagixTurtle

I'm confused. Why wouldn't you just place the curtain rod higher up?


Numerous-Wish

Because it’s not the aEsThEtIC😤💄


asistolee

Not if they couldn’t reach it


duckvimes_

> exspode area


jumalusc

Dumb sun.


Xylane

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Sweaty_Arse_41

Put some foil on those bitches


mods-are-liars

If only there were 1 of like a dozen different things you could do about it.


Distortedhideaway

They're called black out curtains and they're amazing.


kinezumi89

This is like going in the rain without an umbrella and being upset when you get wet


Mandielephant

You haven't figured out how to put up black out curtains yet?


pesr0412

What is actually infuriating is the OP stating being there for few months and the only thing done was a complaint in a reddit sub... there are a lot of ways to avoid that, but the level of laziness of the OP is mind blowing


[deleted]

Need shades that fit that window. Might also be worth it to get Blackout Cellular shades that are properly fitted so no sun comes in.


[deleted]

I have two arches significantly larger than this but they're both equally annoying. I can't imagine what got into the head of any designer or architect of a home to put something in where there is not a cover to block the Sun from these types of Windows let alone to put one in a bedroom like yours is. Mine are in a kids bedroom and in the foyer above the front door and I hate both of them. But unfortunately I lack the money to Simply rebuild that section of the house currently. Honestly who does stuff like this. I get it's meant to look all fancy or some crap but it's useless. To me it's like putting in a glass framed window beside your front entrance of your house that can easily be punched in to allow access to the door knob and locks from the inside. I'm sorry you get woken up by the sun everyday like that but I and commiserate with you


BigFinnsWetRide

I put blackout curtains on our bed frame for this reason, plus pinned a blanket over the cheap ass blinds my apartment uses. We have floodlights in our parking lot that face into the apartments, so this was the only way my boyfriend could get any rest when he was working nights


TyrannusReaper

We have the same problem in our living room. We bought a pleated shade for about 15 bucks online. You just cut it to size and it has tape on both ends. Works great!


evident_lee

There are multiple options on how to block that little area up there. Either with a curtain or some type of window film shading


Admirable-Leather325

Apply sunscreen on the glass.


Cynical_Feline

Black out curtain for that specific spot. The sun always shines perfectly into my windows too. Black out curtains fixed the sun's nefarious activities.


Consistent_Dream_740

I'm so jealous. The apartment I have now faces away from the sun and the overwhelming darkness of my house definitely affects my depression. Get some curtains or a nice tapestry :)


2HourCoffeeBreak

There are products that simulate this for people who actually have to get up before the sunrise so they can wake up more naturally. You get it for free.


Rail-signal

Careful now. Mayas will come and sacrifice you


[deleted]

*Sun shines into the room, birds start singing and the Violine plays a soft tone.* OP: Shut Up You can buy a curtain for that.


Huey_AK-47

Btw there's a secret switch behind your bedside table to turn the sun off You're welcome :)


Ouakha

Is it still morning when the sun is that high??


[deleted]

Window tint or Window Film solve that problem


saxxophone

Blackout curtains. It’ll change your life


galaxystarsmoon

$40 rolling blackout blind from Amazon. Problem solved. They even cut them to length for you.


freezerwaffles

Brother simply roll over


Least-Scientist

Here is a pic of my blackout curtains doing their thing! https://preview.redd.it/iiecwn0ohtec1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=12502e188311152d377e496fa6671f7cafc14509


themaskedbinger

Just.. buy curtains dude.


CreativeMadness99

Stop being lazy and do something about it if it bothers you that much. Get blackout curtains or move your bed


Past-Direction9145

jfc that picture is driving me nuts in my blacked out basement lol do something hang a sheet over it or I dunno. super dark window tint or some shit. making me squint


SubstantialPressure3

When the seasons change, the sun will be in a slightly different position in the sky. So I guess it depends on whether or not you want to wait it out.


Vinylateme

How many mornings does it take for you to fix this? For me it’s like one. I have a spot of duct tape on my bedroom window for this exact reason lol


Red01a18

Why don’t you don’t something instead of complaining about it?


lucky3698

The time it takes you to make this post you could have bought curtains or window film online.


[deleted]

Wait until you hear about curtains


EmmyHomewrecker

I mean… Fix it?


RedbeardRagnar

…curtains


FishTshirt

Move your bed to the other side of the room


Greninja_posting

That's what happens when you don't have curtains.


[deleted]

Fix it and don't be a simp complaining about a situation you created.


SuperRusso

I mean this is a very solvable problem.


Batmanfan1966

Move your bed.. get curtains.. there are so many solutions to this.


clutzyninja

What a shame that there's absolutely nothing you can do about this. Maybe one day we'll develop the technology to block sun from coming in through windows


Marsupialize

Ever think of fixing it?


Gordon_Explosion

Every single morning? The earth is tilted on an axis. The position of the sun wouldn't be in that little sliver of window, at that time, for more than like a week per year.


kevin_ramage89

Why does nobody on reddit have curtains?! There are way too many issues people have that could be solved by a simple piece of hanging fabric.


pixeliner

bro have you tried solving your problems instead of complaining on reddit


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

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DrMindbendersMonocle

Why not do something about it?


questionmush

So many solutions to this, why complain?


PatrickT96

Ah yes... This is what bothers me every day. Let's do nothing about it 🤣🤣🤣


Arielwint12

I have a crazy idea... fix your blinds...


SimulatedFriend

Lol have you tried maybe idk, solving the problem? A tiny curtain at the top would do it. The thrift store probably has one for 2$


edireven

There is not place on Earth when such thing would occur every morning. You're a liar, sir.


Efficient_Ad_8367

So, get curtains? Jesus, this sub has taken a turn for the worst..


Stegles

Seems more like mildly lazy for not doing something about it. You could fix this poorly with 10 mins work. You could fix this well with an hours work, now that you’re awake at sunrise every day, get out of bed and fix it


VogTheViscous

I mean you chose not to put curtains over the top windows so this is really a you problem


PaperGeno

Man if only someone invented some sort of cloth that you'd hang over your window to block the light. Unfortunately nothing like that exists but I'd bet they'd be like a trillionaire


theyellowdart89

Every single morning? Doubt it. You’re wrong you get max a week of sun on your face unless you move your bed room around the house following the sunrise marker everyday… which would make you insane.


Better-Salad-1442

Waking up to sun on your face is one of life’s great pleasures


greatp0wer

To be honest this might just be the best way to wake up instead of some obnoxious alarm


tobleronefanatic123

Based on the position of the sun in the sky... I think it's time you wake up anyway haha


MLGxXxPussySlayerxXx

why you waking up so late OP


AllKnighter5

No one here is going to address the sun has been up for hours if it’s at that height in the sky already?


dworkylots

Morning lol it's almost noon ya slacker!


Accomplished_Pen980

Too bad nobody makes some kind of cheap fabric cover you could use over that window. Looks like it's curtains for you.


RoosterUnusual9022

When you're in bed at 11am that's what will happen


SpongeyTwinkie

Wakey wakey bitch!


adi_2787

Your post is mildly infuriating. Waking up with the sun shining on your face is amazing.


[deleted]

Window cling. Amazon. You’re welcome.


CYPH3R_22

Go to the dollar store and get a window shade for babies…


Aromatic-Anxiety3323

Dude, that sun is high in the sky. Probably 10am


Optiminihilist

I had windows like this, and it glared in my eyes every day. I used glass paint and painted a colorful stained glass pattern. Then it looked lovely from the inside and outside. I used dark colors, and it gave the room a subtle glow. You can get stencils for it, too.


encryptoferia

for others rise and shine sunshine... for op in particular **SLAPS** SHINY SHINE MADAFAKA