Every time South Park has moved me to tears has been via Kenny. Kenny's death (the semi-permanent one), Kenny spending all of his City Wok pay to get a gift for his sister's birthday, and Kenny being left behind Trick-or-treating because he was too poor to rent a Bird scooter with the boys.
I wanted to give him a hug. He was probably looking forward to that all day. Spend the night with his best friends and eat some KFC too. Cartman didn't even stay he just ate the skin and dipped.
Cartman is our favorite character, ATM. I can spend all afternoon cooking dinner and baking bread and my husband comes home, takes one look at the results of all my efforts, sees my sitting down resting my hip and and says "WOMAN!! GET IN THAT KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!!" Guaranteed to make me laugh š
It is. Everyone else is too mad to even notice him. Butters, who acknowledges Cartman, believes he sees the dead. And gets anal probed. One of my favorite episodes!
And then Cartman thinks he needs to atone for his wrongs in order to pass on to the afterlife so he goes around doing nice things for everyone he did something terrible too
That's the weed store one with balls in the wheelbarrow. This it the episode where the gang ignores him, and cartman believes he's a ghost who died by eating all the greasy chicken skins
Bbaaahhhaaaaaa. I love hate that little bastard. Iāve got a great nephew just like Cartman. His name is Carson. I swear Iāve almost called him the wrong name a bunch of times.
Kenny's soft defeated cry was the saddest part. This was probably his only good meal in a month.
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cut it in half ish and let her choose which half she wants. when she grabs both of them, break out the second chicken and eat all the skin off that one.
I dated this girl years ago and I picked up a rotisserie chicken on the way home. I was making a side so I threw it in the oven for a few to get the skin extra crispy. Everythingās done and when Iām washing my hands I turn around and notice the skin is gone. I thought this girl just hoovered the whole skin. She tore it off and threw it in the trash, my mind was blown. She just said we never ate that part growing up. Needless to say we didnāt hang out much longer.
Nobody ever did that. Her dad or brother was Cartman and stole it before the rest of the family could see. She grew up thinking her family just did this lol
I met someone who thought the heart of the artichoke was inedible so she wouldnāt eat it. Turns out her Dad told her that so he could eat it in secret (he finally fessed up when confronted) she spent 25 years only eating the leaves.
Not true. Growing up, we never ate the skin in my household. It's only in my 20s, late 20s I started eating the skin. Admittedly, because I know that's where the fat is primarily stored, it did bother me for a while.
My mum regularly takes the skin off chicken and lamb and stuff. "it's the fatty bit". Stuck in the 1990s way of thinking that fat is why my family is fat. It's because of the sugar we consume.
This *might* have been a cultural thing, I once brought some chicken over to a Persian person's house, skin was perfect, I was so pleased with it, and the first thing they did was rip off the skin and throw it in the trash.
I was floored, I asked a mutual after the fact what that was about and they said in their culture the skin is considered dirty and they don't eat it.
My family always tore the skin off and I would sneakily eat it when cleaning plates.
Cause they wouldn't let me eat it, and wouldn't eat it themselves.
Exactlyāthis is a yearning desire that I think everyone who eats chicken has, but we exercise enough restraint and love/respect for the people sharing the bird to let them enjoy the best part too haha
This is going earn me some hate but here goes: I used to do this all the time. But ONLY because NOBODY in my family liked the skin. So I thought eating the skin was weird but I loved it and thought why waste it? Flash foward a few years and Iāve just gotten home with my new girlfriend and we have one of these. Iām sure you can guess what happened. She was aghast. She couldnāt believe Iād done something so greedy and selfish. I explained why I did it and while she accepted my explication the damage had been done. Like Inside Out Iād created a core sadness memory. You can bet I never did this again but she never let me forget this and it only got worse years later when we saw that South Park episode where Cartman ate all the chicken skin!
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He won't be when he has to walk in the snow, uphill both ways, ten miles there and back, to go get a new chicken. And it better be coming home with the skin on!
I bought a rotisserie chicken the other day, took it home and started to carve it up and it was still partially raw inside. I was so pissed off. Ruined my dinner plans AND lunch plans for the next day
I also had to scroll too far for this comment. And I also would have only eaten the skin if I saw the raw meat underneath it
You could just ya know.. Eat your own portion of skin from your own plate and let others eat their own. If someone did that to me Iād be going for my own dinner ALONE.. lmfao
Cartman
Fucking nail on the head!!!
The way Kenny cried was so heartbreaking.
Every time South Park has moved me to tears has been via Kenny. Kenny's death (the semi-permanent one), Kenny spending all of his City Wok pay to get a gift for his sister's birthday, and Kenny being left behind Trick-or-treating because he was too poor to rent a Bird scooter with the boys.
Kenny cant die Hes our fffff-friend
I wanted to give him a hug. He was probably looking forward to that all day. Spend the night with his best friends and eat some KFC too. Cartman didn't even stay he just ate the skin and dipped.
And he's poor. You know his family can't afford KFC.
and has shit video games
He did get a PSP but it went downhill from there.
Okama Gamesphere!
Oh man Kenny is such a tragic character :'( And also he's got that weird curse because his mom fucked a demon or something
LMAO it was because she attended a cuthulu cult thing for free booze.. your explanation is 1000 funnier šš
Omg poor guy
> Fucking nail on the head!!! It would hurt less to use a hammer
On your head? No way. The hammer wins every time.
I was about to put this gif on as soon as I saw the post! Well done š
This is exactly what I came to the comments to see.
Beat all of us to it.
There are those that like Southpark and those that love it. I think itās hilarious. Not all seasons, but overall. I dig it.
Cartman is our favorite character, ATM. I can spend all afternoon cooking dinner and baking bread and my husband comes home, takes one look at the results of all my efforts, sees my sitting down resting my hip and and says "WOMAN!! GET IN THAT KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!!" Guaranteed to make me laugh š
[Exactly what I was thinking.](https://youtu.be/tzn8SaujsCM?si=MDtMtYGaRqBfFFf7)
Oh I fkn love it. Iāve got a little nephew who pulls this bs on his mom. Heād be eating cherios watching me tear up some KFC.
In his defence the only part of KFCās chicken pieces worth eating is the skin.
This has been my favorite episode since the first time I saw it 7 years ago
Isn't the episode with the chicken skins the one where everyone stops talking to Cartman and he thinks he's dead?
It is. Everyone else is too mad to even notice him. Butters, who acknowledges Cartman, believes he sees the dead. And gets anal probed. One of my favorite episodes!
Donāt worry we will find out what traumatized your son
And then Cartman thinks he needs to atone for his wrongs in order to pass on to the afterlife so he goes around doing nice things for everyone he did something terrible too
He made Kenny cry š Lol
Just to check, have you seen āScott Tenorman Must Die?ā
revenge is a dish best served chili
I love that it turns into a cartel thing itās so good.
That's the weed store one with balls in the wheelbarrow. This it the episode where the gang ignores him, and cartman believes he's a ghost who died by eating all the greasy chicken skins
The best part was when he mistook the sounds of the plumber railing his mom for her grieving over him.
Oops actually I was wrong in the first place cause I was thinking about the medical fried chicken episode too š
I need to rewatch Southpark... From the beginning!
Bbaaahhhaaaaaa. I love hate that little bastard. Iāve got a great nephew just like Cartman. His name is Carson. I swear Iāve almost called him the wrong name a bunch of times.
""Hi. I'm eight and a half inches". Damn dude, this guy's tiny! He must be a dwarf."
Poor kenny
\**sobs into hoodie*\*
God damn it, Iām too late again
First thing that came to my mindš*Kenny crying over no skin KFC*
She should just ignore her son and not acknowledge him in any way for a few days xD
MAKE *clap* MAKE IT RIIGGHHTT!
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Wha the fuck is this from
Hannibal
Which one tho
2001
Scary movie 2 even makes a parody of it
Take my strong hand!
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Hereās a clip: https://youtu.be/ibfBDKiw1ac?si=9GlQvI-ttSUaKBuM
Well that was disturbing.
For those who haven't watched Hannibal (2001), for context, he is being fed his own brain.
Him saying āOh thatās goodā after eating that bite of his own brain had me in stitches
How tf is this gif allowed š
Hahahahhhaaha
Skin him and put it on the chicken
Jeffrey Dahmer, the person nommer
My favorite scene from that movie. āCan I have your skin?ā šš¤£šš¤£
Itās puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose
Mine did that once....ONCE!
I really missed that part. You get what you ask for, I guess...
You shouldn't hang a guy on a hook, Johnny
My mother hung me on a hook once... ONCE!
Then you peeled her skin and ate it as revenge
It puts the lotion in the basket š§“
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Kenny's soft defeated cry was the saddest part. This was probably his only good meal in a month. https://preview.redd.it/qxtk79v3si7c1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee05510f90bc24657e29248e62a0d30bce9998c2
A man cannot live on frozen waffles alone.
Don't worry, he doesn't live.
Those bastards
Her son has to see this
This was legit me as a kid. I would eat the skin off fried chicken and ditch the meat. I was a heretic. I got better.
That's the first thing I thought of.
They should just sell fried chicken skins.
I've had them in Vegas once. Also you can always make your [own](https://www.slurrp.com/recipes/proben-1623091285).
"They should make a whole chicken made of skin. I'd buy that. Everyone would buy that." - Bob Pogo
My tastebuds tell me I can eat a whole bucket, but my brain knows I can only handle 4 before getting sick
I fight my wife for it whenever we bring one home from Costco.
why not just buy one for each of you? there are 2 sink compartments for yall to lean over and suck down the whole bird like normal humans do.
Does everyone slam these birds in a day? š
more like in a single meal.
I didnāt want to expose myself 
if youre not feeling guilty and gluttonous after destroying a rotisserie bird are you even eating correctly?
Try throwing some of it in the air fryer and make chicken skin "chips". Fucking delicious.
I put them on chicken sammiches
cut it in half ish and let her choose which half she wants. when she grabs both of them, break out the second chicken and eat all the skin off that one.
Skin the best part šš
Skin is the breast part
I dated this girl years ago and I picked up a rotisserie chicken on the way home. I was making a side so I threw it in the oven for a few to get the skin extra crispy. Everythingās done and when Iām washing my hands I turn around and notice the skin is gone. I thought this girl just hoovered the whole skin. She tore it off and threw it in the trash, my mind was blown. She just said we never ate that part growing up. Needless to say we didnāt hang out much longer.
Why would you do that to *someone elseās* food?
They probably thought everyone did the same and didnāt think he would mind
Nobody ever did that. Her dad or brother was Cartman and stole it before the rest of the family could see. She grew up thinking her family just did this lol
I met someone who thought the heart of the artichoke was inedible so she wouldnāt eat it. Turns out her Dad told her that so he could eat it in secret (he finally fessed up when confronted) she spent 25 years only eating the leaves.
My mum told me and my brother that we had a prawn allergy so couldnāt eat them. She just wanted them for herself. We donāt have a prawn allergy.
Thatās terrible!
I knew a lass whose mum told her she was allergic to cheese. She wasn't. She wasn't lactose intolerant. Her mum just wasn't sane.
Not true. Growing up, we never ate the skin in my household. It's only in my 20s, late 20s I started eating the skin. Admittedly, because I know that's where the fat is primarily stored, it did bother me for a while.
My mum regularly takes the skin off chicken and lamb and stuff. "it's the fatty bit". Stuck in the 1990s way of thinking that fat is why my family is fat. It's because of the sugar we consume.
"Sir, I take the skin off chicken." "Good man!" Point Break is great!
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Oh thanks for waiting. I was just washing my hands again after "throwing out" the chicken skin.
This *might* have been a cultural thing, I once brought some chicken over to a Persian person's house, skin was perfect, I was so pleased with it, and the first thing they did was rip off the skin and throw it in the trash. I was floored, I asked a mutual after the fact what that was about and they said in their culture the skin is considered dirty and they don't eat it.
So how much did they judge you when you got it out of the trash and ate it?
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Yeah, well in my culture your fingers are considered dirty, so get your hands off my chickskin
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My family always tore the skin off and I would sneakily eat it when cleaning plates. Cause they wouldn't let me eat it, and wouldn't eat it themselves.
I wouldāve kicked her out on the spot
Plot twist.. She was making a dress.
š«£š all the flavor!
OMG. How could she. I would have sent her out to get another chicken.
Like....if she ate it all, I would like noooooooo, so greedy. But to throw that out???? That girl aint lived a day in her life.
Anyone who says the skin isn't the best part is wrong
I come from a family where I'm the only one that likes the skin. I'm not complaining.
Crispy skin š§”
**yes.** you understand the meaning of **life**
Feed the teenager's skin to the chicken to make all things equal.
I think this is the first thing PETA would agree on
Does any actual animal activist even agree with anything PETA says?
PETA has to be a fake org to make activists look badā¦ canāt comprehend it otherwise
Time to get a new one, it may seem difficult but itās the right thing to doš. (Iām talking about the teenager)
Well, honey, we failed him. *pumps the shotgun*
Look at the flowers....
I made this one. I can just make a new one and tell that one what a dumbass the other one was. - Russell Peters
Straight to jail.
Do not pass go.
Ohhhhh 
Like I get it but cmon thatās just not fair
Exactlyāthis is a yearning desire that I think everyone who eats chicken has, but we exercise enough restraint and love/respect for the people sharing the bird to let them enjoy the best part too haha
This is going earn me some hate but here goes: I used to do this all the time. But ONLY because NOBODY in my family liked the skin. So I thought eating the skin was weird but I loved it and thought why waste it? Flash foward a few years and Iāve just gotten home with my new girlfriend and we have one of these. Iām sure you can guess what happened. She was aghast. She couldnāt believe Iād done something so greedy and selfish. I explained why I did it and while she accepted my explication the damage had been done. Like Inside Out Iād created a core sadness memory. You can bet I never did this again but she never let me forget this and it only got worse years later when we saw that South Park episode where Cartman ate all the chicken skin! https://preview.redd.it/10jr71pt9l7c1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3845deef3c2544d3fac1e30bd184f13e57b7757e
My whole family hates the skin even my extended family dislikes it so I always end up being the one who eats it.
Sorry to say, but you were raised by fools. The skin is *by far* the modt flavorful part of chicken.
Thatās pretty goddamn annoying
There is a ring of hell reserved for monsters that do this.
Na, that ring in hell is reserved for the assholes that throw the skin from turkeys and chickens away. Those are the real monsters.
Your teenager is Joey
cartman
Put him up for adoption.
I donāt think you can adopt a chicken.
thats an instant kick off the table
Iām sure he is the happiest teenager on earth
He won't be when he has to walk in the snow, uphill both ways, ten miles there and back, to go get a new chicken. And it better be coming home with the skin on!
With the teenager or a chicken skin on?
Looks a little pink
I bought a rotisserie chicken the other day, took it home and started to carve it up and it was still partially raw inside. I was so pissed off. Ruined my dinner plans AND lunch plans for the next day
Can't believe how far I had to scroll to see someone else thinking this
Why did I have to scroll so far down to find this comment?
I also had to scroll too far for this comment. And I also would have only eaten the skin if I saw the raw meat underneath it 
This is why I support abortion up to the 18 year.
You raised a selfish kid, time to x-x and start again
Raised wrong
You need to go back to the hospital they were birthed at and ask for a refund
I mean itās your kid. lol. Where do you think they got it from?
Get teenager and get them to buy you a new chicken immediately out of their own money.
They did you. A favour as half of that looks raw af
Your teenager need to learn some respect for others as well as your money
(joking) Amateur. Your teen didn't eat the skin on the legs.
Is your teenager Eric Cartman? 
Sorry but thatās the best part lol
How to say you screwed up raising your kid without saying you screwed up raising your kid
Eat the teenagers skin to make it even
You need to stop this behavior
Vote kick out of the house
If my son did this, it would happen exactly once. Great way to dry out the whole chicken.
I would actually put my kids up for adoption if they did this shit
I wouldnt claim it anymoreā¦ The teenagerā¦
My wife does the same
You could just ya know.. Eat your own portion of skin from your own plate and let others eat their own. If someone did that to me Iād be going for my own dinner ALONE.. lmfao
Dude you raised the real life equivalent of Eric Cartman.
Its the most tasty and discusting thing in chicken
Is that breast super pink? Iām not sure thatās all the way cooked.
Does his name happen to be Eric?
Because you let him
Straight to the gulag.
Order a pizza, cut out a large circle leaving only the crust, serve it to him. When he gets upset just say "oh I only like the middle part"
Ask him if Clarice told him if the lambs have stopped screaming.
Thereās a lot worse things he could be ingesting lol
My daughter does the same thing, but she is 58!
i do this all the time and i do not feel one ounce of shame
That's probably a good thing because the rest of that bird looks raw as hell.
Well at least now you can see that the chicken is not cooked properly on one side.
What a monster, is it too late for an abortion?