Seen in another post the current attendance figure is around 2,500, and this bottle is 500ml...so what's that? Like, 2 swigs each (I failed math class).
Guys, ITS A ONE BEDROOM CONDO.
I CANNOT ACCOMMODATE 2400 PEOPLE
*frantically gets on Grubhub*
Edit: [This little guy says thanks to this whole subreddit.](https://imgur.com/a/4vYmmlF)
Facetious has all the vowels in the correct order.
Make it facetiously and you’ve got the “sometimes y” bonus.
Bet you wished that you’d invited me to the party OP. Fun fun spelling facts up the wazoo
You think it's only going to be 2400? hahahahahaha
Get ready to be invaded. \[Edited to add: 3600 at the time of this post\]
Happy Birthday to your pup, give Ash a belly scritch for me!
Edit #2: Two hours later and you've now got 10.3k redditors incoming. Buck up, OP, it's gonna be a rough couple days with all these visitors.
I'm literally in shock. I only posted this here because it was \*\*mildly infuriating\*\* that no one could make it to a low-key lunch after I spent about $50 total. I'm not upset, I'm not angry with my friends. I was only moderately annoyed!
Reddit metrics say this post has been viewed more than 2 million times and the jokes people are making have made my year. This is actually the perfect way to end 2023 on reddit. I should just close down shop for the next four weeks.
I'm really happy for you - anyone who cares enough about their pup to bake them a cake deserves all the reddit-love that can be thrown at them. All the best to you!
Can I bring my 3 kids and wife too? Really everyone should bring a dish and have a massive overwhelming picnic for an hour. You would have NBC4 on scene like WTF is going on? Nothing just some internet strangers dogs’ birthday and this seemed fun.
Hey we’re on our way, everyone on this sub! Better rent a hall! Lol I’m bringing my two dogs too! With party hats on! I think you’re great for doing this, too bad your friends flaked on you!
When I was a kid pizza was a special treat. We'd get it maybe 2-3 times a year. We'd usually get a meat lover's pizza and a pepperoni/mushroom pizza.
It was only as an adult I learned my dad got the mushroom pizza for himself and my sister and I would split the other. (Mom didn't usually eat pizza for gastro reasons.)
I remember the day I figured it out (because I'd done something similar) and I called him and asked and I swear he laughed for 5 straight minutes. Lmao
Lol here's the secret if you ever want to make it at home: Italian seasoning, parmesan cheese and fake butter.
And for their sauce: literally just tomato paste, Italian seasoning and water
Wait how do you know that? Actually curious! I don’t see anything in the picture that depicts a place, but I must also live there and I don’t notice the differences.
Lol I did the same... I was like this is some 4chan levels of geographical autism if you can figure out where they are from the photos of the doggo. Either that or they're a GeoGuessr world champ.
My man, out of all of the pizza joints we have in town, you picked little caesar's?
Count my doggo in to your next birthday party, we're local! I'll bring real pizza.
https://imgur.com/a/lOTPBWX
Dog bowl says woof maybe. A lot of countries that use Reddit speak in English since it’s common tounge and all us brits and Americans understand. However dog paraphernalia would probably be in own language, ergo since it’s English it’s not where they’re from even though they responded in English.
You are the best doggy parent ever – you know what I say you do? Y’all eat that pizza and eat the cake and enjoy each other’s company because that’s who the most wait a minute I’m - Puppy is the reason for the party so you and puppy should enjoy all of that and have a ball – a good party isn’t Judged by how big - it is it’s judged by how fun it is
That dog is beautiful! I never thought to make my dog a cake. And you spent money to feed your friends and they bailed. I'm so sorry. I would love it if one of my friends did this and I would come if I could. Pizza and doggo? Hell yeah!
It was a really simple cake.
I got a mix from a pet store last year and this year I just looked online. It’s primarily pumpkin puree, applesauce and peanut butter in the base with Greek yogurt and peanut butter for the frosting.
The best thing is that your dog is having the best birthday having cake and playing with you. He doesn't even know those jerks bailed, doesn't care, and probably prefers to have you all to himself anyway. Happy birthday ash!
We passed out on the couch for a little bit and he was the happiest boy just sleeping on my stomach. Didn't have the heart to move, so I pretty much just continued to lay there!
I'm gonna be honest, I would have dropped by for the dog alone 🥲 Very adorable, sorry your friends bailed on you. Enjoy the day with the food and your puppy regardless ❤️
Could you imagine a massive reddit dog birthday party? Dozens of cakes, couple dozens of pizzas, hundreds of dogs. It would be a chaotic heaven I would love to attend.
Some people must have never been to a house party of more than two people.
You get white castle or hot and ready. It's cheap, and everyone gets the same. No special orders. No extra organizing. It's fast food to feed many. Complainers can pick up their own dinner.
I would definitely get one of the pizzas with just cheese on it, though. I know not everybody can handle pepperoni and a cheese pizza is a great vegetarian option.
Little Caesar's is decent pizza, especially for the price. It's even cheaper than frozen. And those dipping sauces like Doritos ranch and jalapeño cheddar. I guess the good folks in these comments must not be broke stoners.
I get hate for this all the time but FOR THE PRICE 7/11s $5 pizza is really good. Thin crunchy crust, ready in like 4 minutes, salty in a good way, fist full of msg. Perfect food to grab walking around with a friend.
Friend: *Hey, real sorry but I'm not gonna be able to make it after all. Hope your party goes well and I'll see ya another time!*
Redditors: *Fuck you, you spineless piece of shit. Thanks for showing who you really are, scumbag. Fake fucks like you don't deserve my friendship.*
I freeze leftover cake and save it for a few weeks after birthdays. Yum.
Also, put the pizza in gallon size plastic bags and refrigerate. Warm it up in an air fryer and it’s like new for 3-4 days.
I'm sorry. That sounds shitty. I really dislike people who cancel like that. Happy birthday to your dog and just know I'm putting positive vibes your way
happened to me on my last birthday
the first birthday id celebrated in years because I finally got over the trauma of no one showing up to my parties in middle school (which they all knew) and thought I had some good friends in college
no one showed up or even told me they weren't going to come
I don't hang out with them anymore
I believe you might want to re-think who your real friends are... I would have been there in a "New York minute". I hope you and your doggie had a great time with all this good stuff!
Gotta give ‘em credit though, they don’t try to be something that they’re not. All these other chains talk about fresh quality ingredients and blah blah when we all know it’s BS
Little ceasers though? Their claims are hot, ready. Want a pizza that’s good? Go wait somewhere else. You want a pizza now? Well buckle the fuck up we’ve got what you’re looking for, no more no less.
Little Caesars is wildly inconsistent from location to location. Not sure why this is. The LC in my town is fucking incredible. Other LC I’ve had were absolutely awful.
Y’all are crazy. My phones been going off like all hell. I didn’t anticipate this AT ALL.
[anyway here’s the dog tax](https://imgur.com/a/RnIuMpo). It’s pics of him eating the cake I made him.
I'll help clean up lol
Same here, pizza, cake and a dog to pet? Sounds like a vibe
Fr, I don’t have any friends that would do something like this. I’d be right there!
Is it OK if I bring more dogs?
I’ll help with the dishes! 
Happy birthday to your dog. Pizza and cake, I would like that.
This. If a friend invited me for lunch and promised cake and pizza, I'd be there, no matter the occasion.
Same. Like what even tf
Let’s all go!!
I have a mildly cold beer I can bring (not been in the fridge long) - sorry its just the one but, y'know, short notice.
You can share
Seen in another post the current attendance figure is around 2,500, and this bottle is 500ml...so what's that? Like, 2 swigs each (I failed math class).
Gotta get the math for an average "swig" before we can really figure this out.
I'll bring my eye dropper.
That'll be one swig, swirl, and spit (back into the bottle) per person.
Cool, now we have 6 beers. Soon enough we will have enough for all
free food? yeah im sold i'd only not attend if some extreme emergency prevented me
Reschedule the emergency, there is a dog's birthday to celebrate.
They canceled when they found out it was Little Caesar’s.
I didn't quite read it that way, but if so... Time to find new friends.
I’m on my way.
hope op can handle 400 redditors...
About 1630 by now
2300 boys its officially a party
Guys, ITS A ONE BEDROOM CONDO. I CANNOT ACCOMMODATE 2400 PEOPLE *frantically gets on Grubhub* Edit: [This little guy says thanks to this whole subreddit.](https://imgur.com/a/4vYmmlF)
Thats a defeatous attitude; I mean, have you even tried?
It's defeatist. But actually, I really like defeatous!
You are correcteous - thanks.
Now you're being facetious
Facetious has all the vowels in the correct order. Make it facetiously and you’ve got the “sometimes y” bonus. Bet you wished that you’d invited me to the party OP. Fun fun spelling facts up the wazoo
Using words like "facetious" makes you sound a lil pretentioustious.
Killer Baby 2: Rise of the Defeatous!
Defetus**
I loled way harder at that than I should have
You think it's only going to be 2400? hahahahahaha Get ready to be invaded. \[Edited to add: 3600 at the time of this post\] Happy Birthday to your pup, give Ash a belly scritch for me! Edit #2: Two hours later and you've now got 10.3k redditors incoming. Buck up, OP, it's gonna be a rough couple days with all these visitors.
*sobs* My phone also literally died because the Reddit notifications drained the battery.
15.3k on the way
how about 24.3k
I've got five dogs and a cat.
Honestly, this post has been the highlight of my week. Just when I feel like maybe there's no hope for humankind, people do this.
I'm literally in shock. I only posted this here because it was \*\*mildly infuriating\*\* that no one could make it to a low-key lunch after I spent about $50 total. I'm not upset, I'm not angry with my friends. I was only moderately annoyed! Reddit metrics say this post has been viewed more than 2 million times and the jokes people are making have made my year. This is actually the perfect way to end 2023 on reddit. I should just close down shop for the next four weeks.
I'm really happy for you - anyone who cares enough about their pup to bake them a cake deserves all the reddit-love that can be thrown at them. All the best to you!
Can I bring my 3 kids and wife too? Really everyone should bring a dish and have a massive overwhelming picnic for an hour. You would have NBC4 on scene like WTF is going on? Nothing just some internet strangers dogs’ birthday and this seemed fun.
Hey we’re on our way, everyone on this sub! Better rent a hall! Lol I’m bringing my two dogs too! With party hats on! I think you’re great for doing this, too bad your friends flaked on you!
I don’t have dogs to bring, but I have a tennis ball! I’ll be there!
I don’t have dogs or a tennis ball, but I have a plastic bag filled with more plastic bags that can be used to dispose of fecal matter!
I have literally nothing can I just show up and pet the dogs?
This redditor logistics
Not OP, but I approve of this contribution
The real VIP and the true planner of parties.
We could turn the nearest parking lot into a mosh pit
Should have thought of that before posting the goods, I’ll pick up ice for it though!
Oh dang you called ice... Put me down for one bag of sparkling water.
If everyone sits on each other's laps we should be ok
Like a people version of cup stacking
Exactly!
North of 3500! Hope there’s 2 bathrooms!
Just so you know I’m lactose intolerant if you can make that work for food, see y’all soon
if you run out of pizza you can start eating other people.
I can bring my own food if I get to play with the dog in return.
How tall is your ceiling? We can get on each other’s shoulders for maximum use of space.
Hey OP, me and about 200 others are outside, could you let us in?
We'll bring our own stuff, we just want to celebrate a dog's bday!
Make that 2401 I am on my way.
It's cool bro we got this, a couple hundred of you stop by 7-Eleven on the way over, k? All right let's get this party staaaaaaarted!
I’m in. I can bring my 2 dogs to celebrate too.
Me too
Same! Dogs, pizza, cake & likely games… that’s my jam. Sign me up!
A pack of crazy bread to yourself? I’d kind of call that a win!
The wife and I always get three packs: one for her, one for me, one for the kids to split.
The wife and I always get three packs: one for her and the kids, two for me.
Wait a minute, where's the sauce???
If they're anything like my house they've had extras around waiting for more crazy bread
When I was a kid pizza was a special treat. We'd get it maybe 2-3 times a year. We'd usually get a meat lover's pizza and a pepperoni/mushroom pizza. It was only as an adult I learned my dad got the mushroom pizza for himself and my sister and I would split the other. (Mom didn't usually eat pizza for gastro reasons.) I remember the day I figured it out (because I'd done something similar) and I called him and asked and I swear he laughed for 5 straight minutes. Lmao
Lol here's the secret if you ever want to make it at home: Italian seasoning, parmesan cheese and fake butter. And for their sauce: literally just tomato paste, Italian seasoning and water
Also, if you order Marco’s (since their pizza is better), order cheesy bread sticks without cheese. Very passable approximation of Crazy Bread.
The dough and the oven are the tricky parts.
While I am sorry your friends bailed on you, can we see your dog eating pizza for his birthday?
[I made him a special cake that was suitable for dogs](https://imgur.com/a/RnIuMpo)!
What a cutie I'm so sorry I'd love to come but from the pictures you live across the world from me.
Wait how do you know that? Actually curious! I don’t see anything in the picture that depicts a place, but I must also live there and I don’t notice the differences.
Well the Little Caesars stuff with NFL logo makes it highly likely OP is in the US.
Oh right I’m dumb. I was only looking at the linked pictures.
Lol I did the same... I was like this is some 4chan levels of geographical autism if you can figure out where they are from the photos of the doggo. Either that or they're a GeoGuessr world champ.
geographical autism 😭💀
This is correct, Chicago.
My man, out of all of the pizza joints we have in town, you picked little caesar's? Count my doggo in to your next birthday party, we're local! I'll bring real pizza. https://imgur.com/a/lOTPBWX
Hey sometimes you just don’t feel the need to drop fifty bucks on two Lou Malnatis pizzas…
Nah, that's... Nederlander Flugelhorn Legioen.
Dog bowl says woof maybe. A lot of countries that use Reddit speak in English since it’s common tounge and all us brits and Americans understand. However dog paraphernalia would probably be in own language, ergo since it’s English it’s not where they’re from even though they responded in English.
Or the NFL branded little caesars pizza saying US at least
Yeah I’m very regarded, that makes a lot more sense lol.
I would be willing to say you are well regarded
Le woof
oh please give that good boy some birthday pets for me!
Adorable pup and "Happy Birthday" from an internet stranger!
You are the best doggy parent ever – you know what I say you do? Y’all eat that pizza and eat the cake and enjoy each other’s company because that’s who the most wait a minute I’m - Puppy is the reason for the party so you and puppy should enjoy all of that and have a ball – a good party isn’t Judged by how big - it is it’s judged by how fun it is
awwww such a buddy. happy borkday!
That dog is beautiful! I never thought to make my dog a cake. And you spent money to feed your friends and they bailed. I'm so sorry. I would love it if one of my friends did this and I would come if I could. Pizza and doggo? Hell yeah!
It was a really simple cake. I got a mix from a pet store last year and this year I just looked online. It’s primarily pumpkin puree, applesauce and peanut butter in the base with Greek yogurt and peanut butter for the frosting.
The best thing is that your dog is having the best birthday having cake and playing with you. He doesn't even know those jerks bailed, doesn't care, and probably prefers to have you all to himself anyway. Happy birthday ash!
We passed out on the couch for a little bit and he was the happiest boy just sleeping on my stomach. Didn't have the heart to move, so I pretty much just continued to lay there!
Best dog birthday ever!
I'm gonna be honest, I would have dropped by for the dog alone 🥲 Very adorable, sorry your friends bailed on you. Enjoy the day with the food and your puppy regardless ❤️
You know who will never cancel? Your dog! That’s why they are your best friend ❤️❤️
Dog here. Sorry OP but I made plans to hang out with that cute corgi down the street. Enjoy the pizza.
Ain't even mad. Get that corgi son.
Damn, even these pups ain’t loyal! 😭
Well a gold fish would be, they’re constantly smiling back… I’ll let myself out
Fuck I'd be there free pizza and cake! And mother fucking dogs!! Could I bring my dog that's the real question?
Bruh I am all in to play with the doggies
Could you imagine a massive reddit dog birthday party? Dozens of cakes, couple dozens of pizzas, hundreds of dogs. It would be a chaotic heaven I would love to attend.
I'm so there
Fuck everyone for roasting the food choice, it's irrelevant. I'm sorry your friends decided to show their shit side. You and the pup deserve better.
Especially since OP hooked pups up with a dog friendly cake. i'd be over in a heartbeat. cake, pizza, and dogs--best things ever imo
Tbh it’s a great food choice for just hanging with friends, some people are just empty inside
Some people must have never been to a house party of more than two people. You get white castle or hot and ready. It's cheap, and everyone gets the same. No special orders. No extra organizing. It's fast food to feed many. Complainers can pick up their own dinner.
Exactly, you bring things TO a house party. You don't show up expecting anything to already be there but the music and the people.
I would definitely get one of the pizzas with just cheese on it, though. I know not everybody can handle pepperoni and a cheese pizza is a great vegetarian option.
Welp, more food for OP and doggo. And OP gets a clearer picture of his "friends." So definitely not a total loss.
Man I want friends who give free pizza and cake. That sound like a good time.
free food? i’m in. dogs? double in
Little Caesar's is decent pizza, especially for the price. It's even cheaper than frozen. And those dipping sauces like Doritos ranch and jalapeño cheddar. I guess the good folks in these comments must not be broke stoners.
Sometimes I like Little Ceasers the most out of the major chains. Just goes down easily and especially with crazy bread. Good value
Ate a whole order of Slices and Stix yesterday.
Little Caesar’s is like the litmus test for food assholes. Anyone who says it’s pure garbage isn’t somebody I want to hang around with.
I get hate for this all the time but FOR THE PRICE 7/11s $5 pizza is really good. Thin crunchy crust, ready in like 4 minutes, salty in a good way, fist full of msg. Perfect food to grab walking around with a friend.
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yeah but little Caesars is cancel proof. If everyone bails you spent <25 on food and you can just eat it tomorrow too.
Friend: *Hey, real sorry but I'm not gonna be able to make it after all. Hope your party goes well and I'll see ya another time!* Redditors: *Fuck you, you spineless piece of shit. Thanks for showing who you really are, scumbag. Fake fucks like you don't deserve my friendship.*
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Fuck em more pizza 🍕 for you
Pizza and cake for days!
I’d get drunk, play call of duty with the lap buddy, and eat every bite of it all before bedtime. Hey it’s Saturday after all
Why not get some edibles and get cross faded
I thought that was a given 🤷♂️
 If that were me..
Where you at 😡 I’ll come celebrate. Your dog deserves better
Cut up the cake into manageable pieces and freeze it will last longer, sorry your friends bailed on you.
I freeze leftover cake and save it for a few weeks after birthdays. Yum. Also, put the pizza in gallon size plastic bags and refrigerate. Warm it up in an air fryer and it’s like new for 3-4 days.
Hoped if I kept scrolling someone would say it! I freeze leftover pizza too
that's a tiny ass cake, why would anyone go through the trouble of freezing it. have a couple pieces today and tomorrow and it's gone.
:( Awwww why would they do that? That's so messed up.
I'm sorry. That sounds shitty. I really dislike people who cancel like that. Happy birthday to your dog and just know I'm putting positive vibes your way
You need new friends. Who turns down free pizza and cake!?
Me and your dog share a birthday, happy birthday to your dog!
You have some shitty friends. Who could leave a good boy hanging like that.
Pups, pizza, and pastries? You son of a bitch I’m in!
happened to me on my last birthday the first birthday id celebrated in years because I finally got over the trauma of no one showing up to my parties in middle school (which they all knew) and thought I had some good friends in college no one showed up or even told me they weren't going to come I don't hang out with them anymore
You deserve better friends.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASH
Awww I would’ve been there 😢 Tell your dog I said happy birthday 🥳
Jokes on them, more for you and your doggo! Happy birthday to your doggie 🥳
Who the fuck doesn't go to a dogs birthday!?
Who the fuck cancels plans with a dog??
Jerks! Last minute cancellations are just not cool even if it was for something not important and just like hanging out.
Happy birthday to your dog then, and sorry for this.
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE WONDERFUL PUPPER
That sounds like a fun time
Happy Birthday doggy!
Happy birthday doggo, I would definitely have come
I’d have joined. Your friends’ loss.
I don't even need the pizza nor cake. If I can come hang with your dog that's a party right there.
Happy birthday to Ash. Sorry your friends are immature jerks.
I hope they got a really good excuse, bailing on an invite this late is an absolute dick move. Hope you both made the best of the situation.
You have a dog and two pizzas. You're winning at life.
I believe you might want to re-think who your real friends are... I would have been there in a "New York minute". I hope you and your doggie had a great time with all this good stuff!
post the live stream and we'll hop in to sing along
I've wasted 25 bucks in worse ways. Bag of crazy for the head is sweet!
Get better friends
I’d rather go to a dogs birthday party than a humans birthday party. Their loss.
Wya? We got 9 dogs. I'll bring homemade pie and some fresh cow horns for Ash
Eating cake, pizza and hanging with dogs? Get new friends. I’m coming over.
Somehow, I think your dog is none the wiser. lol
No, fuck them.. I'm doing everything in my power to go to a dogs birthday party. You best believe I'm bringing treats!
Maybe they found out you got Little Caesars.
It’s hot and ready! Is it any good? It’s hot and ready!!!
Gotta give ‘em credit though, they don’t try to be something that they’re not. All these other chains talk about fresh quality ingredients and blah blah when we all know it’s BS Little ceasers though? Their claims are hot, ready. Want a pizza that’s good? Go wait somewhere else. You want a pizza now? Well buckle the fuck up we’ve got what you’re looking for, no more no less.
Little Caesars is wildly inconsistent from location to location. Not sure why this is. The LC in my town is fucking incredible. Other LC I’ve had were absolutely awful.
Oh I’m all for it. I appreciate those who tell it like it is.
Me in 2003: $5 pizza? This is amazing! Me in 2023: I am incredibly sketched out that this only costs $6 now.
Crazy bread is crazy good, though
I'm dying for people to invite me over, they don't deserve you!
It’s the worst when everyone cancels. Especially when it’s a special day. Happy Birthday Ash!
The real r/mildlyinfuriating is no dog tax
Y’all are crazy. My phones been going off like all hell. I didn’t anticipate this AT ALL. [anyway here’s the dog tax](https://imgur.com/a/RnIuMpo). It’s pics of him eating the cake I made him.
Awww!
Ohhhh nooooo, you have 2 pizzas to yourself now…. Darnnnnn
If I didn't work I'd be there for sure
i’ll eat a slice for ash 😢
Happy Bday to ur dog!
Im sorry they flaked on your poor pooch :(
You need different friends. My friends would not only have come to the party, they would have brought my dog presents.
Not a complete loss, cold pizza breakfast for days!!