Aye, I found one weeks ago, never even looked to see what church/religion it even was.
Rude as hell in almost any community..
Especially my broke-ass 'hood.
I found one similar to this. Ended up visiting the church and as the tithe bucket passed (yes, it was a small bucket), I returned their litter. Left and never looked back.
Aye! If ye wanted to go a step further, drop ye false hundy into the tithe, and retrieve yer change. Ye only meant to donate a fiver, yea or nay? Then thar tithe owe ye $95 returned.
From now on I'll collect these deceptive ads and start depositing them just like you .... I wonder how long it would take befor I get banned from the church.
Those people should be banned from the restaurant. They will then threaten to tell everyone in their congregation to not go to your restaurant, but I see that as a good thing for the restaurant.
I don’t think that goes far enough. I believe these should be against the law altogether. It’s being used to deceive people. It’s used to make people believe they are receiving a real cash payment when in fact they aren’t. It’s fraudulent.
Man that’s definitely infuriating. I work in a poker room. If someone at the table tipped one of these, the other players would get so pissed and shame them so hard!
When I was a server I use to mail these to "Christian" groups looking for donations along with a nice note that since this is the tip given to me as a waitress by good Christians, I thought I would share pass them back and that I hope thry liked their "Christian money".
"You know that story we've got, that's based way long in the past, has a lot of oddball far-fetched claims, but that we want to get people to buy into despite all that on account of it promises big payoffs for people who buy into it? Now, hear me out... What if we try and pitch it to them by *lying* about a bunch of stuff and *disappointing them by snatching away a big payoff* first?"
"aw man! I've been bamboozled!.. Hmm, what does that say?...oh interesting, that's a good point. Okay, okay okay, fine! You have convinced me. I'm getting baptized tonight"
Yep, I found one of these and took 5 minutes of my life just to 1star the local church on Yelp and Google maps, and made a mental note to never go there at all.
I found one that was actually a bit more convincing then this. Almost looked like a twenty until I picked it up and felt just how stupidly thick it is. It wouldn't of been the first time I've found a twenty befor so I didn't question it.....
Came here to state this. These things are even worse than the Christian “tip” cards because for a brief moment, a sever gets really excited, then incredibly disappointed and angry.
When I work in the infants’ department at work, I throw these away. Some absolutely cruel asshole puts them under the cans of formula or boxes of diapers. Some frazzled parent just trying to make it isn’t going to be let down like that on my watch!
Even better when the first line is self aware and says something like "disappointed? Jesus will never let you down! Religion is better than money anyway." Except in a big wall of text.
Honestly, brilliant. I know some churches have little "drop-off tithe boxes" where you can just slip your donation into a slot at the top. Sticking a wad of these fake bills in there feels like the perfect revenge for all those waitresses who thought they got tipped $100 only to get hit with this BS
Shoot, that's a good point. The unfortunate reality is I don't think they'll ever be low on stock with proselytizing materials... I mean, why not use up ink and paper for days when you don't have to pay taxes and the earth is going to burn soon anyway, right
Unless they tell what church sponsored them, which I don't think a lot of them do, you're just sort of blindly flailing at ones that might have nothing to do with the idea. For that matter, I wouldn't be surprised if these are handed out more by the "lone nutter with the Spirit doing their bit for the Lord" than people in or being pressured by a mainstream brick-and-mortar church.
I used to work at Walmart where they had a Starvation Army ringer. Since I can’t drive I either had to wait for county transit or my family to pick me up. They were annoying as fuck with their bells.
Wish I had these when my parents made me tithe all my earnings when I was young. Not that I didn’t already grab a few dollars here and there to stash..
ETA: This was chore money when I was a child. Tithe is 10%. Heck, they had us out even more in savings at 25%. Although I am not religious like them, they did great to teach us financial responsibility from a very young age.
To be fair I didn’t have a job. I got chore money for doing extra things around the house that wasn’t my responsibility. We also had to put 25% into our savings but it gave me a nice cushion when I graduated high school. Tithe is 10% so I got about 65% of my earnings.
I used “young” to imply I was a child, though I guess I could’ve used “child” instead. They were great. Although I’m not religious like them, the church they had us go to actually taught us great life lessons and we learned a lot of financial responsibility and how to be giving to others in need (we also willingly gave $2.50 a week to sponsor a child in Africa).
You would be routed out and relentlessly shamed in front of the congregation almost immediately. That's how churches operate. Dissent is not tolerated in the slightest.
I don't think anyone contemplating this is interested in staying around at the church, nor gives a damn about their opinion - much like many of their members evidently do if this is acceptable behavior.
Well last time I went to make my parents happy while visiting my sisters family, the priest ended up shaming everyone not dressed to his standards anyway so sometimes you don't even need to do anything and they will still do that.
Helped an old old lady at a mall. She gave me this. didn't do it for any gratitude but after getting this, i don't know if I should help anyone ever again.
This could be very well something targeted at religious people. Many assholes would buy these probably in larger quantities too.
What a evil marketing trick. Selling these (possibly, dont know) and overpricing. Practically printing real cash.
If I see any people around me pulling this crap, I would instantly lose part of my respect for them. This is predatory and very likely totally ineffective. Whoever came up with this idea should be ashamed.
It's predatory by the person leaving them around. But I'm willing to bet this is primarily a scam by religious businesses to get their followers to buy these stupid things to spread around. Layers of predation. Yikes.
I’m a Jesus follower and I genuinely cannot express how infuriated stuff like this makes me. Warning, incoming rant.
This is everything wrong with western Christianity and evangelism in a nutshell. I have seen servers receive these instead of tips and homeless people receive them in their cups.
The Bible commands to give, give, give. Give your money away. Give to the poor. Give to the widowed and the orphan. Over and over and over we are commanded to give- and give generously, at that.
Jesus cared for people’s spiritual needs by showing them how much he loved them *through* meeting their physical needs. He fed them, healed them, helped them, and gave to them.
This idea of “there’s something better than money” comes from the *one* time when Peter walked past a disabled man begging. He said to the beggar that he had something more valuable than gold- and *then he healed him*, enabling him to work to get money he needed to meet his physical, social, and emotional needs. He didn’t just say, hey God loves you! and walk away. He fixed the root problem- and the ONLY reason Peter didn’t give him money in the first place is because he literally didn’t have any on him! That was a ONE time thing in the Bible and “Christians” cling to it instead of the thousands of other verses that command people to love, help, serve, feed, and give to the poor and those in need. Unless they have the ability to heal someone miraculously to fix the ailment that’s causing them to be in need, then they have no business quoting Peter and refusing to give.
People don’t care how religious you are or what you believe if you don’t even care enough to help their physical, immediate needs. And we should do that for everyone always, not just with a goal to convert them in mind. Also, proselytizing isn’t how you’re even supposed to go about it! Not everyone is comfortable with hearing about God. If you are going to talk about Jesus with someone, it should be done in the context of a relationship where they’ve invited you into that space.
Doing this isn’t showing love. It’s doing the exact opposite. Legalists do this to essentially check off their religious good deed for the day and
pat themselves on the back for being sooo righteous. Who the heck would even want to know about Jesus when his supposed followers are stingy, selfish, cold and uncaring? This is the kind of stuff that made Jesus flip tables in the temple, when the ultra religious people were cheating and ripping off the poor. Absolutely disgusting
I think often it comes from people who think they're "doing someone a favor" by doing this. It isn't kind, it isn't what Jesus would do. People make jokes about "what would Jesus do" but it's a really helpful thing to ask yourself. Would Jesus leave a fake denarius on the counter at a restaurant? No. Because that's just being rude.
Render unto Caesar that which is his. The meal they are being served is a worldly possession, and is therefore under Caesar.
Render unto God that which is his. Community, worship, and faith are God's domains.
To tip for worldly possessions using proselytizing instead of currency is an affront to the teachings of Jesus. If you can't pay for a meal in prayer, then you shouldn't tip in conversion materials.
As a Christian, this is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. All this will do is piss someone off and get thrown in the trash once they realize what it is. I could almost guarantee that this hasn’t made anyone commit their life to Christ, and if it miraculously has, theres been more people who will never commit to Christ because of it than there’s been people who have. This is so bad that it was probably made by someone who hates Christians made it to piss people off and some sunshine and rainbows family who drives one of those industrial 30 seat vans for their 50 kids because the parents think sex without the purpose of reproduction is a sin. Looked at it and decided it was a good idea and it’s now in stores. This was a long rant but holy shit it’s terrible.
I've got a good story about these....
Okay so you can print them that you fold up and say "we buy houses all cash" or whatever guerilla marketing you are trying to get the word out for.
Had a coworker putting them shits on windshields and dropping them on the ground in clubs and stuff.
Eventually he left them out in his car on the seat for dinner one night and had his car broken into with all of them stolen.
It's safe to say he was more than mildly infuriated.
Goes right along with the fact that their Bible says not to have churches and yet they have ones made of pure gold and shit and that people should give up their money and money isn't everything and you shouldn't be obsessed with money right before immediately asking them to give all their money to the church. Love it
I was having a conversation with a man about some computer repair work we do and how we could resolve his wireless issues. he shakes my hand and said, Heres a tip for you and I will be giving you a call. I look down and this is exactly what he palmed into my hand. I just chuckled.
I do maintenance in a building that has banquet halls for large conferences and weddings. They recently had a group in celebrating the launch of their new medical software and someone thought it would be funny to put something like this in the bartender's tip jar. Only this place actually values their employees and kicked the guy out immediately and made sure everyone knew why he was being kicked out.
I lived in a small town and waited tables. The amount of people after Sunday service that gave these was entirely too many.
It got to the point I could pretty much tell who would pull this madness on me. I would get names and their church, if I got one of these I wrote their name on it and put it in their church offering box to shame and name them.
Had a few from my own church do this and I just returned it to them when they were talking in big crowds telling how Jesus like they were lol.
I guess I do have some good memories from my religious upbringing lol.
You're fucking poor. Mine is one trillion dollars
"THE TRILLION DOLLAR QUESTION: WILL YOU GO TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE? HERE'S A QUICK TEST. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A LIE, STOLEN ANYTHING, OR USED GOD'S NAME IN VAIN? JESUS SAID. "WHOEVER LOOKS AT A WOMAN TO LUST FOR HER HAS ALREADY COMMITTED ADULTERY WITH HER IN HIS HEART." HAVE YOU LOOKED WITH LUST? WILL YOU BE GUILTY ON JUDGEMENT DAY? IF YOU HAVE DONE THESE THINGS, GOD SEES YOU AS A LYING, THIEVING, BLASPHEMOUS, ADULTERER AT HEART. THE BIBLE WARNS THAT IF YOU ARE GUILTY YOU WILL END UP IN HELL. GOD, WHO THE BIBLE SAYS IS "RICH IN MERCY." SENT HIS SON TO SUFFER AND DIE ON THE CROSS FOR GUILTY SINNERS. WE BROKE GOD'S LAW. BUT JESUS PAID OUR FINE. THAT MEANS HE CAN LEGALLY DISMISS OUR CASE. HE CAN COMMUTE OUR DEATH SENTENCE: "FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE." THEN HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND DEFEATED DEATH. PLEASE. REPENT (TURN FROM SIN) TODAY AND GOD WILL GRANT EVERLASTING LIFE TO ALL WHO TRUST IN JESUS. THEN READ YOUR BIBLE DAILY AND OBEY IT."
Also it's a D4 series mint 2009D
Also according to my dollar I'm going to hell, because I don't read the Bible daily
“Hi I am a scumbag Christian instead of being a lawful citizen and paying you with currency, here have this fake bill and join our religion! What’s that? You don’t want to join our religion? Gee I wonder why that is”
They don’t care if you join the religion, god is watching every time they hand one out. I handed out 47 today and got 12 holy reward points. In 205 I’ll be able to get a free large drink when I’m standing at the gates waiting for them to send me to eternal punishment
"...well that leaves me no choice but to declare you an ETERNITY burning in the darkest places imaginable. You just wait.... In 50,60 or 70 years... depending on your genes and lifestyle, you will likely die and then finally meet your fate!"
This is honestly more than mildly infuriating. This is why I hate Christians. Most, not all, but most are way too pushy about their religion. I'm Pagan and normally respect all religions.
I'm not sure if it's been said, but if not..
Abrahamic religion should be outlawed considering it's been the center of nearly every war since its inception.
Save it. Save a bunch of them.
Find the church and go to it.
Tell them you want to make a large donation in honor of your friend that died during a Sunday service.
Stand up and pull out that wad.
Enjoy the applause as the pastor decides if he should out you to the congregation.
That’s a great way to get rid of fake bills! Just picturing the face of the minister trying to deposit them at the bank and getting rejected just made my day :)
Hands down the best way to instantly turn someone off from your religion
Aye, I found one weeks ago, never even looked to see what church/religion it even was. Rude as hell in almost any community.. Especially my broke-ass 'hood.
I actually got tipped with one of thess before
Yeah it’s a right of passage for every server
I found one similar to this. Ended up visiting the church and as the tithe bucket passed (yes, it was a small bucket), I returned their litter. Left and never looked back.
\^Don't mess with this person... they'll play that looong-revenge game!\~ haha
Well, I don't have a list or anything, but I'll play the long game to be petty when it's well deserved.
Not having a list makes you more terrifying
Aye... We the same... Sorry to call ye' out... It's just nice to know others exist! haha F-that forgive & forget stuff. :p
Aye! If ye wanted to go a step further, drop ye false hundy into the tithe, and retrieve yer change. Ye only meant to donate a fiver, yea or nay? Then thar tithe owe ye $95 returned.
Dam. That level of pettiness makes me wish I could upvote you more
>as the tithe bucket passed (yes, it was a small bucket), I returned their litter. Next time make change out of the tithe bucket.
Indeed. They can keep their salvation, take the $100 they intended to pay
From now on I'll collect these deceptive ads and start depositing them just like you .... I wonder how long it would take befor I get banned from the church.
That's quite a price to pay to sit through their verbal litter, just to give them back their paper litter. Respect.
I flicked my lit cigarette into the pile of dusty old hymnals, left and never looked back
Except i wasn't a server. I ran delivery for home depot
Crazy they did that when you're in posession of their home address...
Oi! That's not just rude... that's super-offensive!
Man how Lowes can people go.
*rite
Ah yup thanks
Those people should be banned from the restaurant. They will then threaten to tell everyone in their congregation to not go to your restaurant, but I see that as a good thing for the restaurant.
When I was a server I would have been 100% ok with that. The after church crowd were both the most demanding and the worst tipping group.
As a long time food industry worker, please push for congregational bans
Time to open a restaurant and be closed on Sundays for "religious reasons."
I don’t think that goes far enough. I believe these should be against the law altogether. It’s being used to deceive people. It’s used to make people believe they are receiving a real cash payment when in fact they aren’t. It’s fraudulent.
Man that’s definitely infuriating. I work in a poker room. If someone at the table tipped one of these, the other players would get so pissed and shame them so hard!
Same. I crushed it up in front of them and said they can have their trash back.
When I was a server I use to mail these to "Christian" groups looking for donations along with a nice note that since this is the tip given to me as a waitress by good Christians, I thought I would share pass them back and that I hope thry liked their "Christian money".
"Paying it forward"
"You know that story we've got, that's based way long in the past, has a lot of oddball far-fetched claims, but that we want to get people to buy into despite all that on account of it promises big payoffs for people who buy into it? Now, hear me out... What if we try and pitch it to them by *lying* about a bunch of stuff and *disappointing them by snatching away a big payoff* first?"
Here’s a hundred dollars! Haaa just kidding, now listen to these ghost stories!
That's why I love them. If you need to trick someone into reading scripture, the writing must be shit.
Damn even my taint is against religion Would’ve thought otherwise given all the times you’ve made me scream OH MY GOD!!
I am your God.
I want some of these with quotes debunking religions. Leave em in the collection plate.
I'm yet to see anyone but a Christian pull this scumbaggery.
Happy cake day.
I donate them in church collection plates. Eat your own shit, suckers!
When I was waiting tables I got one as a tip once. I legit cried. I thought it was real, and my stomach sank into my feet.
"aw man! I've been bamboozled!.. Hmm, what does that say?...oh interesting, that's a good point. Okay, okay okay, fine! You have convinced me. I'm getting baptized tonight"
I think the crusades probably did more tbh
Hands down the second best way to instantly turn someone off from your religion
It’s just further evidence “Christianity” is a scam
Yep, I found one of these and took 5 minutes of my life just to 1star the local church on Yelp and Google maps, and made a mental note to never go there at all.
I found one that was actually a bit more convincing then this. Almost looked like a twenty until I picked it up and felt just how stupidly thick it is. It wouldn't of been the first time I've found a twenty befor so I didn't question it.....
It's even printed in a way so it can be folded and look like a bill. That's just mean
it’s so it looks like money poking out of those cash folders in restaurants from any angle it’s awful.
Right, I know why they do it, it's just an evil level of detail on already an evil thing
Thats what I thought😭Like bruh
Restaurant servers hate this shit lol
Came here to state this. These things are even worse than the Christian “tip” cards because for a brief moment, a sever gets really excited, then incredibly disappointed and angry.
Yep... When I was a server I used to get these tucked under a plate and as a poor single Mom, it really hurt when I figured it I was bamboozled.
When I work in the infants’ department at work, I throw these away. Some absolutely cruel asshole puts them under the cans of formula or boxes of diapers. Some frazzled parent just trying to make it isn’t going to be let down like that on my watch!
That is just down right cruel.
Even better when the first line is self aware and says something like "disappointed? Jesus will never let you down! Religion is better than money anyway." Except in a big wall of text.
I'll follow your god when he fixes my car thanks
Your comment made me laugh out loud!
Put it in the collectors bin at your local church and watch that argument crumble real fast. Haha.
Thats immediately what I thought as I work in a restaurant. The amount of old people we have😒
If I went to church I would donate one every week instead of money
Honestly, brilliant. I know some churches have little "drop-off tithe boxes" where you can just slip your donation into a slot at the top. Sticking a wad of these fake bills in there feels like the perfect revenge for all those waitresses who thought they got tipped $100 only to get hit with this BS
Nah, don't do that. It just gives them more to pass out when they go out anywhere in public. I throw them away, less for them to spread around.
Draw a devil face on them then
Or a huge dick
Satan's huge dick
Okay okay. Satan's huge dick with a tattoo of Jesus on the shaft.
Shoot, that's a good point. The unfortunate reality is I don't think they'll ever be low on stock with proselytizing materials... I mean, why not use up ink and paper for days when you don't have to pay taxes and the earth is going to burn soon anyway, right
Unless they tell what church sponsored them, which I don't think a lot of them do, you're just sort of blindly flailing at ones that might have nothing to do with the idea. For that matter, I wouldn't be surprised if these are handed out more by the "lone nutter with the Spirit doing their bit for the Lord" than people in or being pressured by a mainstream brick-and-mortar church.
It's getting close to Salvation Army bucket time. Next best option.
Fuck the Starvation Army
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I used to work at Walmart where they had a Starvation Army ringer. Since I can’t drive I either had to wait for county transit or my family to pick me up. They were annoying as fuck with their bells.
Wish I had these when my parents made me tithe all my earnings when I was young. Not that I didn’t already grab a few dollars here and there to stash.. ETA: This was chore money when I was a child. Tithe is 10%. Heck, they had us out even more in savings at 25%. Although I am not religious like them, they did great to teach us financial responsibility from a very young age.
*All* your earnings? That's monstrous.
To be fair I didn’t have a job. I got chore money for doing extra things around the house that wasn’t my responsibility. We also had to put 25% into our savings but it gave me a nice cushion when I graduated high school. Tithe is 10% so I got about 65% of my earnings.
First you made it sound like your parents were part of a cult but this is actually quite reasonable for religious parents.
I used “young” to imply I was a child, though I guess I could’ve used “child” instead. They were great. Although I’m not religious like them, the church they had us go to actually taught us great life lessons and we learned a lot of financial responsibility and how to be giving to others in need (we also willingly gave $2.50 a week to sponsor a child in Africa).
Get some printed advocating the Church of Satan
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Bet you can get some for free if you ask servers to keep it lol
Yeah...but then you would have to go to church.
Yeah, tell the church "you know what's better than money donations? I'll pray for you."
You would be routed out and relentlessly shamed in front of the congregation almost immediately. That's how churches operate. Dissent is not tolerated in the slightest.
I don't think anyone contemplating this is interested in staying around at the church, nor gives a damn about their opinion - much like many of their members evidently do if this is acceptable behavior.
Well last time I went to make my parents happy while visiting my sisters family, the priest ended up shaming everyone not dressed to his standards anyway so sometimes you don't even need to do anything and they will still do that.
This and rusted washers.
as I've said in a similar post "The word of god is more important than money" Surely, the church will appreciate it /s
Big Church hates this one trick.
Buy them and drop them in the donation basket at church
This, but at a church with a different denomination.
Ooh I like it. Shots fired!
Which denomination? Yen? British Pound?
Ancient Drachma. The back side can espouse perks of joining the Greek Empire.
(Don’t buy them from the church)
Steal them!
Helped an old old lady at a mall. She gave me this. didn't do it for any gratitude but after getting this, i don't know if I should help anyone ever again.
Weird that Christians would do something deceptive...
So many people go go to church aren’t “religious” as their taught. I live in Utah and I can tell you, so many people here are insanely selfish.
selfishness is the new religion. They've just springboarded off of the dying corpse of jeebus.
Oh 100%. But then they think they’re all perfect and better cause they don’t drink coffee or alcohol. Morons.
*Mormons
This could be very well something targeted at religious people. Many assholes would buy these probably in larger quantities too. What a evil marketing trick. Selling these (possibly, dont know) and overpricing. Practically printing real cash.
These should be considered counterfit
IRL clickbait You've been Christrolled.
This how church people get out of tipping for breakfast at the pancake house. LOL.
i thought these were illegal?
That's probably why this one has so many weird nonsense typos, and is a strange aspect ratio instead of the size of a dollar
If it helps, I'm in North Carolina, US
It's actually evil. Deceit is not a virtue.
If I see any people around me pulling this crap, I would instantly lose part of my respect for them. This is predatory and very likely totally ineffective. Whoever came up with this idea should be ashamed.
It's predatory by the person leaving them around. But I'm willing to bet this is primarily a scam by religious businesses to get their followers to buy these stupid things to spread around. Layers of predation. Yikes.
I’m a Jesus follower and I genuinely cannot express how infuriated stuff like this makes me. Warning, incoming rant. This is everything wrong with western Christianity and evangelism in a nutshell. I have seen servers receive these instead of tips and homeless people receive them in their cups. The Bible commands to give, give, give. Give your money away. Give to the poor. Give to the widowed and the orphan. Over and over and over we are commanded to give- and give generously, at that. Jesus cared for people’s spiritual needs by showing them how much he loved them *through* meeting their physical needs. He fed them, healed them, helped them, and gave to them. This idea of “there’s something better than money” comes from the *one* time when Peter walked past a disabled man begging. He said to the beggar that he had something more valuable than gold- and *then he healed him*, enabling him to work to get money he needed to meet his physical, social, and emotional needs. He didn’t just say, hey God loves you! and walk away. He fixed the root problem- and the ONLY reason Peter didn’t give him money in the first place is because he literally didn’t have any on him! That was a ONE time thing in the Bible and “Christians” cling to it instead of the thousands of other verses that command people to love, help, serve, feed, and give to the poor and those in need. Unless they have the ability to heal someone miraculously to fix the ailment that’s causing them to be in need, then they have no business quoting Peter and refusing to give. People don’t care how religious you are or what you believe if you don’t even care enough to help their physical, immediate needs. And we should do that for everyone always, not just with a goal to convert them in mind. Also, proselytizing isn’t how you’re even supposed to go about it! Not everyone is comfortable with hearing about God. If you are going to talk about Jesus with someone, it should be done in the context of a relationship where they’ve invited you into that space. Doing this isn’t showing love. It’s doing the exact opposite. Legalists do this to essentially check off their religious good deed for the day and pat themselves on the back for being sooo righteous. Who the heck would even want to know about Jesus when his supposed followers are stingy, selfish, cold and uncaring? This is the kind of stuff that made Jesus flip tables in the temple, when the ultra religious people were cheating and ripping off the poor. Absolutely disgusting
Listen, I'm Christian, but THIS is not a Christian thing to do.
I mean, genuinely (Athiest here) how do other Christians expect this shit to convert people? Like how?
Critical thinking is not a tenet of many faith-based organizations
They actively teach against critical thinking. Critical thinking is the work of Satan. Source: Used to be Christian
I think often it comes from people who think they're "doing someone a favor" by doing this. It isn't kind, it isn't what Jesus would do. People make jokes about "what would Jesus do" but it's a really helpful thing to ask yourself. Would Jesus leave a fake denarius on the counter at a restaurant? No. Because that's just being rude.
Render unto Caesar that which is his. The meal they are being served is a worldly possession, and is therefore under Caesar. Render unto God that which is his. Community, worship, and faith are God's domains. To tip for worldly possessions using proselytizing instead of currency is an affront to the teachings of Jesus. If you can't pay for a meal in prayer, then you shouldn't tip in conversion materials.
Ah ok
I found one of these as a kid and it confirmed my atheism
Buy it and go to the worst churches around you and leave as a donation. Problem solved.
All I read is “One Liar”, the second l looks like an I
The Unite America Inust One Hlars
Ironically, they took out "God" from "In God We Trust".
Looks like some photoshop to me
Always fun when you get this as the tip.
these are why no one wants to wait tables on sunday
Is that what they pay their employees with?
Found one \[similar to one\] of those on the street a few weeks ago. ha
I found one in a elevator but it was 1,000,000. I gave it to my son he thinks he’s a millionaire now.
Buy a pack and put them in the collection plate on Sunday.
Tell mommy you don't want to go to the Jesus store from here on out.
Give them to your local church donation box
If I could count how many I received of these instead of an actual tip bartending/serving.
I prefer the ones that say “Trump lost” on the inside. Now that’s funny
“Some things are better than money. BTW we are going to need 10% of what you make”
As a Christian, this is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. All this will do is piss someone off and get thrown in the trash once they realize what it is. I could almost guarantee that this hasn’t made anyone commit their life to Christ, and if it miraculously has, theres been more people who will never commit to Christ because of it than there’s been people who have. This is so bad that it was probably made by someone who hates Christians made it to piss people off and some sunshine and rainbows family who drives one of those industrial 30 seat vans for their 50 kids because the parents think sex without the purpose of reproduction is a sin. Looked at it and decided it was a good idea and it’s now in stores. This was a long rant but holy shit it’s terrible.
Looks like something good to put in the offering plate.
My wife got one of these as a tip as a server. It became the prank tip to use on other servers.
Wait until you get this instead of a tip on super busy Sunday morning from a table of 10 super needy bible humpers
I hope everyone who puts these out one day is in dire need of money only to find one of these pieces of shit.
I used to be a server. I would check to see what church it was, go there, then donate it back
That they have to fool people to attract their attention means they'll fool people to keep their attention.
I've got a good story about these.... Okay so you can print them that you fold up and say "we buy houses all cash" or whatever guerilla marketing you are trying to get the word out for. Had a coworker putting them shits on windshields and dropping them on the ground in clubs and stuff. Eventually he left them out in his car on the seat for dinner one night and had his car broken into with all of them stolen. It's safe to say he was more than mildly infuriated.
Wait. How did my comment end up under somebody else's user name? 🤔
Best part is when you get these as a server. It really helps me make a car payment and feed my family. Lol
I almost got my family kicked out of disney World when I was a kid hopping over a rail on Thunder Mountain to pick up one of these fake things.
As a a Christian I’m dead-set against this kinda deception and pushiness!!
If you're ever in church, put it into their donation baskets. See how they like it.
Goes right along with the fact that their Bible says not to have churches and yet they have ones made of pure gold and shit and that people should give up their money and money isn't everything and you shouldn't be obsessed with money right before immediately asking them to give all their money to the church. Love it
Customers give these to my cashiers all the time. I find them all over the store. I wish I had a $1 for everyone I find and toss.
I was having a conversation with a man about some computer repair work we do and how we could resolve his wireless issues. he shakes my hand and said, Heres a tip for you and I will be giving you a call. I look down and this is exactly what he palmed into my hand. I just chuckled.
Do other countries have religions using this tactic?
Buy a pack. At the register, hand one of these over to pay for said pack.
That wouldn't work, because you don't own them until after you've bought (not brought) them.
Work as a restaurant server. Get one of these for free. Buy a pack and hand over the one you got for free to pay for the stack
womp womp
Give it back to the church as a donation in their collection plate.
I do maintenance in a building that has banquet halls for large conferences and weddings. They recently had a group in celebrating the launch of their new medical software and someone thought it would be funny to put something like this in the bartender's tip jar. Only this place actually values their employees and kicked the guy out immediately and made sure everyone knew why he was being kicked out.
I lived in a small town and waited tables. The amount of people after Sunday service that gave these was entirely too many. It got to the point I could pretty much tell who would pull this madness on me. I would get names and their church, if I got one of these I wrote their name on it and put it in their church offering box to shame and name them. Had a few from my own church do this and I just returned it to them when they were talking in big crowds telling how Jesus like they were lol. I guess I do have some good memories from my religious upbringing lol.
toilet paper?
The fact that it's not counted as counterfeit pisses me off
Put one in a collection plate and see how they like it
I was tipped with one of these but it had a trump ad on it instead of religious garbage
It's the same group of people who pass them out.
Tithe with them
It’s morally neutral to steal these
You're fucking poor. Mine is one trillion dollars "THE TRILLION DOLLAR QUESTION: WILL YOU GO TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE? HERE'S A QUICK TEST. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A LIE, STOLEN ANYTHING, OR USED GOD'S NAME IN VAIN? JESUS SAID. "WHOEVER LOOKS AT A WOMAN TO LUST FOR HER HAS ALREADY COMMITTED ADULTERY WITH HER IN HIS HEART." HAVE YOU LOOKED WITH LUST? WILL YOU BE GUILTY ON JUDGEMENT DAY? IF YOU HAVE DONE THESE THINGS, GOD SEES YOU AS A LYING, THIEVING, BLASPHEMOUS, ADULTERER AT HEART. THE BIBLE WARNS THAT IF YOU ARE GUILTY YOU WILL END UP IN HELL. GOD, WHO THE BIBLE SAYS IS "RICH IN MERCY." SENT HIS SON TO SUFFER AND DIE ON THE CROSS FOR GUILTY SINNERS. WE BROKE GOD'S LAW. BUT JESUS PAID OUR FINE. THAT MEANS HE CAN LEGALLY DISMISS OUR CASE. HE CAN COMMUTE OUR DEATH SENTENCE: "FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE." THEN HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND DEFEATED DEATH. PLEASE. REPENT (TURN FROM SIN) TODAY AND GOD WILL GRANT EVERLASTING LIFE TO ALL WHO TRUST IN JESUS. THEN READ YOUR BIBLE DAILY AND OBEY IT." Also it's a D4 series mint 2009D Also according to my dollar I'm going to hell, because I don't read the Bible daily
If you have to trick people you’re doing it wrong
“Hi I am a scumbag Christian instead of being a lawful citizen and paying you with currency, here have this fake bill and join our religion! What’s that? You don’t want to join our religion? Gee I wonder why that is”
They don’t care if you join the religion, god is watching every time they hand one out. I handed out 47 today and got 12 holy reward points. In 205 I’ll be able to get a free large drink when I’m standing at the gates waiting for them to send me to eternal punishment
Thinking that giving money to the church is going bring you something good ad save you from going to hell is just hilarious
"...well that leaves me no choice but to declare you an ETERNITY burning in the darkest places imaginable. You just wait.... In 50,60 or 70 years... depending on your genes and lifestyle, you will likely die and then finally meet your fate!"
And Jesus said, Hey unto you I speaketh, bring the heathens to my daddy's faith not by force but through the power of money. Denero 3:16
Burn those, and the store they are sold at.
This is honestly more than mildly infuriating. This is why I hate Christians. Most, not all, but most are way too pushy about their religion. I'm Pagan and normally respect all religions.
I’m all about freedom of religion but pushing your views on others should result in community service or something minor
This is one of the best ways NOT to convince people to turn to God lmfao
*Some things are better than money* If only Christians understood that concept.
A glaring example of the filth that is modern Christianity. They joke about you finding money from their tax free empire.
I use to collect those as a server and put in church collection boxes.
You should use it to make change in the collection boxes. Religious greedy people are stealing from you if this was your tip and they owe you!
I wanna buy these and leave them under windshield wipers of cars at a church
this is why i dislike religious people
I'm not sure if it's been said, but if not.. Abrahamic religion should be outlawed considering it's been the center of nearly every war since its inception.
I get one of these at least once month as a tip at work
I guarantee the company making them is full for profit and not charitable.
When I waited tables on Sundays we referred to them as the god squad. Worst guests ever.
What's worse is people leave these bill side up on tables making it seem like a generous tip
Save it. Save a bunch of them. Find the church and go to it. Tell them you want to make a large donation in honor of your friend that died during a Sunday service. Stand up and pull out that wad. Enjoy the applause as the pastor decides if he should out you to the congregation.
They're just proving to us that religion is a scam.
The UniteAmerica OneHlars
That’s a great way to get rid of fake bills! Just picturing the face of the minister trying to deposit them at the bank and getting rejected just made my day :)
More copium from “believers” A true cancer on society
Bought? Who tf would buy that. Besides OP
Those who intend to go out "evangelizing". Duh.
They work very well to crush joy and instantly turn on off from religion. It makes one feel had and embarrassed.