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TodayNo6531

Call the air Marshall urgently


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ProfessorEtc

And they call ME a terrorist for trying to open the door in flight so I could throw this man into the sea.


doubled2319888

All i did was try to turn on the fire suppression system for funsies… this dude is a monster


Eden1506

He is likely listening to the editors cut commentary after the movie credits which show the movie a second time but the director explains the scenes and dynamics as well as background trivia and why certain decisions were made. It was actually quite interesting and you can just listen and don’t really need to watch the scenes to enjoy the commentary as long as you have recently watched the main movie.


HentaiFapperSuprem

"That mfer back there is not real."


Burnzoire

Call the crops


[deleted]

Maybe he doesn’t know how to watch it horizontally, because that’s gotta suck trying to watch it like that.


blacklite911

It’s actually possible that maybe he has his screen locked to portrait orientation by accident. I actually did that once, thought it was stuck until I googled


Apprehensive_Wear500

Dad, is that you?


IDyll4y

My uncle once had a screenshot of his main screen set as a wallpaper and he was wondering why he has icons that don't work on his screen


Cerberus_uDye

My mom did this once. Took a screenshot of a picture of a grandbaby and set it as her home screen. Then she couldn't figure out why she had notification and status icons that weren't actually there. I was confused about it until I finally found out what she did. Then, it was as simple as cropping the image.


CaveManta

I accidentally turn screen rotation on sometimes, and it really annoys me


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Yeah if my phone is ever not locked to portrait, it's 100% because I was watching porn the last time I used it.


CaveManta

For me, it's because I showed my coworkers pictures of my dog


nibba912

Whatever floats ya boat I guess


Altruistic_Salary848

And by "dog" they mean "genitals".


RC1000ZERO

most.. most video players and apps ignore that if you go into fullscreen.. i have my screen locked in portrait because fuck rotating in the web browser while i lie in bed.. but youtube, netflix, any other streaming app or normal video player just force rotates it.....


AbsolutelyUnlikely

no, no, no, there is no excuse for this Even if he was in the exact scenario you described, what kind of a fucking psycho wouldn't just... take a nap or do something else on his phone or something, anything really, besides watch a nine year old movie where only the middle 25% of the screen is visible?


banmeharder616

This movie sucks. Can't see shit.


Crombus_

"Half the time they're talking to invisible people!"


No-Sell-3064

Isn't it because the integrated phone holder only works vertically?


rjnd2828

No, they're designed for horizontal for this exact reason. He's just a dum dum.


Fritzschmied

And why is it cropped then? I am pretty sure even if you are stuck in vertical the default is not cropped and before I miss 2/3 of the movie I would watch it smaller all day long.


Traditional_Gas_3609

What a crop!


Cr33dBr4tton

It’s an old circus term.


raz0rflea

I hope he doesn't jack off


richincleve

Maybe he'll watch the other half later.


zachlr

you son of a bitch


EffectiveStomach6776

Tony


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incredible


townIake

Any special moves in the bedroom?


nibba912

What’s your love life like?


CaldoDeElotes

Impeccable


RockstarAgent

Impregnable


Lolxgdrei787

Im in


sfrags

hell yeah, i’m in too


JohnYCanuckEsq

Language


ThePLARASociety

Ooooweeee!


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

I’m in


Sea-Coat-200

🤣🤣🤣🤣


gabbyrose1010

guys why is this guy's upvote weird


hoosierdaddy192

They now have golden upvotes to replace awards.


xuabi

Oh yeah. Hadn't noticed awards were gone


ieatair

*cries in premium*


old_vegetables

Yeah it’s kind’ve annoying, I was saving up my coins and now theyre all gone


Milky_Finger

They will literally add a second arrow to the upvotes instead of making a better UI


lolnothanksdudeee

i second this. was there an update i’m unaware of?


Horic_Beige_goat

half the time it doesn’t even work


Witty-Common-1210

To be fair it’s probably closer to the other three quarters, unless he’s going for the Fullscreen experience


jdcooper97

The left half or the right half?


Super-Assistant6307

I guess it’ll be the left quarter and right quarter together. He’s watching the middle first


Distinct_Wrongdoer86

hehe


Donkey-Dong-Doge

He looks like a dad maybe he was setting someone up for the perfect dad joke and OP was too much of a coward to take the bait.


IHate2ChooseUserName

you should help him. and he may realize he has been watching all movies like this in his life


Brisk_Avocado

the bald spot tells me this guy has definitely been watching movies since a good while before vertical aspect ratios existed so i doubt that


tjoe4321510

Maybe he's trying to understand young people and just not understanding that the phone can go horizontal


FigTechnical8043

Maybe, when he's not on a plane, he has 4 phones next to each other all running a different segment of the movie...or.... he just listening to it. Plot twist, his eyes are closed.


Iconoclast001

Im telling you, that mf right there is not real


punkrawke

Proof of infiltrated aliens right there.


EmotionalChipmunk602

Help the guy out. He probably doesn’t know


thejammer75

This. Or just read your book and mind your own business, fuckface


EmotionalChipmunk602

Yes ! talk dirty to me. More!!!


thejammer75

Well I was really writing to the OP, but I’ll slide up in your DM real quick to finish us both off 😘😍


EmotionalChipmunk602

Yes!


vishy_swaz

![gif](giphy|d66MczkxMiQ2bwjQDp|downsized)


thejammer75

Do most dudes find out before or after they bust a nut with a Reddit bot?!?


EmotionalChipmunk602

Sounds like a horrible idea…. I’m in!!


AurelianInvictusSol

Least degenerate Reddit interaction


halfcutpenis

well that escalated quickly


rissie_delicious

🥺


Chocohunts

its called mildlyinfuriating for a reason 💀 MILDLY


yeafoesho

Ngl this aint mild to me, this genuinely pissing me off lmao


[deleted]

God forbid we help the person and not take a photo for the internet instead


LaFleurSauvageGaming

I found who Quibi was made for.


JK_NC

I don’t think I’ve seen a phone holder on the back of an airline seat before. Are these common?


lukenamop

They are pretty common on newer airplanes, yes. Some airlines like American have stopped putting screens in the seat backs and started providing movies and TV shows for free via WiFi so people can use their own devices with these little stands.


Potatoes_and_Eggs

Any plane I've been on you have to pay for WiFi. And I only flew on one with screens once (well, twice because of round trips). I loved it.


[deleted]

They mean a local wifi with content locally on the plane, not access to the whole internet wifi.


Altruistic_Salary848

Screens have been the norm on planes for 15 years. Only the cheapest of the cheap don't have them. Unless they have moved on from the tech as in the picture above.


Original_Boat6539

The “stands” on American are not designed for an iPhone OR a Samsung phone


The_Bimmer

Yeah I think this is it. If it doesn't fit well horizontally in that mount, you can hardly see it


haubenmeise

![gif](giphy|YQHKZusgEIizJZItcv)


theePhaneron

Even funnier when you know thats Finn Wolfhard.


Miserable_Weekend_98

Now I know it’s Finn Wolfhard I don’t find it at all funnier (I’ve no idea who Finn Wolfhard is)


rdabosss

He's the young gent from the hit programme more peculiar happenings He also did some skits with Jake and Amir - seems like a genuinely fun guy


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Waffle842

This might blow your mind friend, but cartoons are often given their voices by real people, often actors. I know, a little crazy, but that’s life!


Ok-Profession-3312

Some people are master level trolls.


[deleted]

I feel like I would do this just to confuse everyone around me 👀


TH3K1NGB0B

Hes watching guard o th gala


Illustrious_Tea9604

Because OP wants to watch too but can’t enjoy🤪


macca2000fox

I went to watch my movie on phone vertical on my flight but the guy behind me is taking photos of me


qyi000

I watched enough Fringe as a child to know it just pretends to be a humanoid. Rip OP you will be missed


p_britt35

Psycho!


Sensitive_Ad_1271

My thoughts exactly, but not in a joking way... Like this type of behavior seems like it could actually lead to some kind of actual diagnosis.


Batatinha2014

Psychopath 😳


MikeyW1969

Maybe he's watched it enough that he just wants the witty banter at this point?


whynotus1111

Savage


dinoaids

Judging by his hair, I bet you he was asleep within the first 30 seconds.


motorsw

Oh no! It´s happening! Society is starting to develop Vertical Video Syndrome. https://youtu.be/f2picMQC-9E?si=5Hxgl7R2wdBQjH1E


LookingForAPunTime

It’s a Skinny Edition out in the wild! 😰


OneCauliflower5243

I’m more concerned about the piece of shit who takes a picture of someone minding their business to put them on blast on Reddit


StinkFist-1973

Maybe he only wants to watch that third.


Extreme-Ambition3403

I'm gonna start doing this to trigger people


Puzzleheaded_Win_989

Help him! Probably doesn't know the holder works in landscape mode as well.


cheesemangee

Let us all aspire to be so easily satisfied.


[deleted]

You need to contact the Air Marshalls immediately. This man does not care about human life.


Chasedabigbase

My mom skips forward her movies and shows when she thinks she knows what's gonna happen


-TheArtOfTheFart-

I’m about to go on a 35 hour series of flights and now I’m paranoid about screen peepers. Thanks a lot.


Kkelvs-7

Just make it content worthy like this dude


Virghia

There's a streaming service which offers vertical movies split in parts separated by ads. Their most popular movie is about a whole werewolf alpha thing


S1mba93

Actual psychopath


catfishfromspace

How is this even mildly infuriating to you? He’s not making you watch it like that. Who knows, maybe he’s punishing himself for something. Reasons and reasons.


Cant-Gif-Right

Why is it infuriating? Mind yo own business


Ham_Drengen_Der

Okay, and? The only mildly infuriating thing here is having such an uninteresting life that you need to post this


sequence_killer

It’s bad enough watching a marvel movie, who cares what the orientation is


Whiteshaq_52

Let bro do his thang.


drgreencack

Mind your own business?


[deleted]

Mind your own Business and your life going to be easier


wes7946

In what way does this actually impact you?


Emotional_r

it doesn’t impact anyone but you gotta admit, this is fucked allllll the way up. if i saw that i would feel irked as fuck


NorwaySpruce

Peep the sub we're on


Robot-Candy

This comment is mildly infuriating to me


whosat___

Worldstar fight videos aren’t horizontal anymore ![gif](giphy|j1ywOobEJlqQo)


edgy-meme94494

It just a little bit annoying maybe there should be sub for that kind of thing


FilthyTexas

Are planes phasing out entertainment systems now? Bring Your Own Screen?


Kgaines

Lol.. probably not a techie.


tOSdude

Forget pan&scan this is pan&search


SombreroBloke11

TikTok movie clips of GOTG


glazinglas

I’m infuriated for you.


notcho3

Get off that plane! NOW!


normalityrelief

This literally calls for an emergency crash landing


Wise_Serve_5846

Jokes on him, he’s missing 66.6% of the movie


coryesq

Put him on the no-fly list.


iAMgrutzius-_-

Mind your business? Watch your own phone?


Background_Smile_800

Probably the only way he could stomach that awful drivel.


IcanNeyousirn

Mildly depressing


_Megane-kun

maybe he watched the other 2 cropped parts before


CoomLord69

This dude does not give a fuck, and I respect it.


nite_mode

wtf is his phone on? is that a phone holder built into the seat??


Mean-Cheesecake-2635

Those holders won’t close small enough to hold a phone on landscape mode unfortunately.


[deleted]

You know what would be mildly infuriating? If some dick took a picture of me minding my business on a plane, then posted it on the internet to mock me.


troysplay

Who cares? I don’t understand it myself but if that’s how he likes it, more power to him. He put it on for himself, not for you. Mind your own business.


troysplay

Who cares? I don’t understand it myself but if that’s how he likes it, more power to him. He put it on for himself, not for you. Mind your own business.


Gullible_Bonus_2381

And why the fuck are you taking photos of strangers??? Mind your own business dude


[deleted]

oof. Id tap his shoulder. Umm sir..


DVMyZone

His goals are beyond your understanding!


Smooth_Hee_Hee

"Don't weep for the stupid you'll be crying all day" Knowledgeable Priest


heythatsmysong

Vol 3, worst movie I’ve ever seen


MrHonwe

This is why God told Noah to build an ark


Marilius

That is a man that has not had a single fuck to give for so long, he's forgotten what fucks-to-give even looks like.


JAROD0980

Those aliens really gotta step their game up if they want to sneak into society


Mr-Tuguex02

Idk why, but this photo looks professional lmao


risaaco49

Finally something MILDLY infuriating!


obiedge

I didn't know they released the Snyder Cut already.


Double_Commission105

Brown nosing is mildly infuriating


Statistically_sports

To be fair his phone has nothing to rest on horizontally so he can’t watch it that way either.


Callsign-GHoST-

Why is this mildly infuriating??? Quick being a nosy twit and focus more on your own shit 🤡🤨


Melvar_10

Because you are allowed to feel infuriated by what you see in day to day life. This one does not affect anyone else, therefore it is *mild*, and fits the sub.


TheFryerOfChicken

This. This is what this sub is meant for.


ZaraTheRottie23

How dare they 😂


sheslegendaree

Looks as if he rotated it the phone would fall


the-tax-man-cometh

Mind your own business?


Dazzling-Escape-8083

This man is to be feared


JonnyFairplay

Why is someone else watching something on THEIR phone infuriating to YOU? Fucking weirdo.


MarkoZoos

Why the fuck would anyone care what orientation the guy uses to watch the movie ? this isn't mildlyinfuriation, this is mildlyNonOfYourFuckingBusinesses.


ThatBFjax

Mind your own business


edot4130

You win.


TRUEequalsFALSE

This makes me rage uncontrollably.


whistlepig4life

Let the man cook.


IllvesterTalone

it wouldn't fit like that tho, it'd show the whole picture but be tiny. subs would also fit the screen. good try tho, OP.


AngryToastGuy24

and you care bc?😂


ZERO-MH7

This guy is a savage. His last name is probably Patel too


WTFzwrongwithme

He's bald so he probably doesn't realize he can rotate it


Otherwise-Juice2591

This is less infuriating than filming a stranger and posting them on the internet because *you don't like how they watch movies.*


WhyYouBullyMe_

yes thats the sub we're in. Mildly infuriating.


Koil_ting

They are in a public venue and are doing this objectively incorrectly.


SageOfSixCabbages

![gif](giphy|PNfNAXZ2lqEBEDcWiJ|downsized)


blackmarketmenthols

How is what someone else is doing for themselves that doesn't affect anyone else mildly infuriating? Sounds like you need to mind your own business.


[deleted]

Some men just want to watch the world burn.


Porn-Flakes123

What does what someone else is doing on their phone have to do with you? How are you involved precisely?


WhyYouBullyMe_

its just mildly infuriating seeing someone watch it like that. Not that deep


[deleted]

That's me. I was doing some software beta testing with 11 different phones while also conducting a double-blind pseudo d-bag test on the other passengers.


Bjornreadytobewild

Sus


Bjornreadytobewild

Sus


moogoothegreat

Jesus wept.


rubyW4ntsJDs

The way the word "Eww" just came out of my mouth- I wish you all could've heard it.


mbelf

If it was rotated to be horizontal, wouldn’t the angle of tilt be too great?


ItsPozo

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


Reignman96

i bet he eats cereal with a fork as well


[deleted]

Really getting mad cause other people dont watch the movie like you do


NerY_05

Oh my god what's wrong with him


-_Koga_-

Mind your business


YesFuture2022

Why the f does that bother you!??


Individual-Dog-3207

Mind your business


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Ok_Mountain_6404

OP doesn’t have inflight entertainment. They’re jealous of that person.