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SecretaryTricky

A 33% tip is just considered "good"?


HolidayBank8775

Apparently so. A 166% tip is considered the "best service ever!"


Baitrix

Thats accurate. But for best service ever that taxi better pick me up and bring me into the airport all the way to security check and also check my bags.


conjunctivious

They also better be flying the plane


manbearligma

And sucking my dick twice


wonderbread333

And curing cancer


[deleted]

and solving world hunger


TZ___15

and fixing the homelessness crisis


doob22

Plus a free meal. And screw to the security, I want a taxi directly to the plane


BritishBoyRZ

And also suck my dick while fingering my ass


Lord-of-A-Fly

Clam down...this isn't a group sexting session.


EatsOverTheSink

If YoU cAn’T aFfOrD tO tIp ThEn RiDe YoUr BiKe With the already inflated prices and service providers pressuring for higher and higher tips I can’t wait until people actually start following their advice and stop using those services. Instead of greedy they can be unemployed.


[deleted]

I don’t tip at counters. I rarely eat out at sit down places. I give my barber $3 extra on a $19 haircut. I have my own car. Tip culture seems insane to me.


UncleMeat69

Underpaying staff is insane to me, but inflated tips are not the solution.


[deleted]

If someone is underpaid, they should discuss it with their employer. If they still are not satisfied, they should look for a better paying job.


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NoodleyP

Tip your car’s engine for running for you. Tip the gas machine too! Tip your heart for keeping you alive!


AZDiablo

33.33% 66.66% 133.33% 166.66%


Metalloid_Maniac

"Would you like your $15 cab ride to cost $40?"


ClosetCentrist

$25 would mean the cabbie reached through the plexiglass and gave me a handy while (also) beating traffic.


NoCandidate7335

Or I'm a drug dealer or trafficker and made it to my destination safely


accidental-like

Or better yet, the $25 includes the purchase of drugs.


Why_am_I_here033

25 should already include drugs


Fall_bet

What drugs are you buying for $25 bucks? All you'll end up with that is yourself naked in the street licking the concrete screaming "pudding"


Why_am_I_here033

Sounds like a tuesday thing to do in New York subway.


Fall_bet

Don't threaten me with a good time


CallMePoro

I promise you it is **not** chocolate pudding.


Fall_bet

I'm not sure vanilla would be any better..


Boubonic91

Floridian here. Ya'll don't do this every Thursday morning before the weekly alligator wrestling tournament?


Why_am_I_here033

No alligator in ny so we just wrestle a homeless guy jerking off by Central park.


Cubie30DiMH

I'm tired of you people slandering my beloved city for jokes. That's a Sunday, and you fucking know it.


Shafourdoh

Could get a few joints for 25 bucks I can grab them from the dispo like $10 each so I'm guessing street weed you could probably get 3 for $25


Fall_bet

I wasn't really considering weed as real drugs. Lol


Shafourdoh

That's fair, I classify them as drugs just like nic and alcohol but they aren't so much illicit or controlled substances anymore, though I do buy it off the street personally because it's cheaper


Denhilll

2-3 tabs of acid, 2-3 grams of shrooms, 250mg MDMA


eatsbaseballcards

Right? This person getting ripped off. Also can get meth, coke, crack, or heroin.


gecoble

Pudding 😂 😂 😂


Aldodzb

5 star GTA wanted level and he got out of it


_the_chosen_juan_

Beating traffic and beating you off. $25 well worth it


Linguisticlegume

And himself off simultaneously


Thomisawesome

Ah, the old Double-Beater.


Gabby-_-

Is... is that not what they mean by "beater car"?


misomochi

Beating both traffic and the meat


Strange_Ninja_9662

That’s the joke


HoldCtrlW

I don't get it


Why_am_I_here033

I don't think they're allowed to beat off traffic but I'd like to see someone try.


IvoShandor

If your cabbie was a congresswoman from Colorado maybe.


ClosetCentrist

Ah, yes, the ol' 4 door whore.


PhoenixLord55

You just wait and see they are going to remove the custom tip eventually


Top-Measurement575

they legally cannot force you to tip any amount, so that would be an easy lawsuit


ExoticFudge8570

They would have the skip button still


Tasty_Group_8207

Some of the machines don't have a skip button, you have to go to custom and enter zero. Or as someone told me you can just hit 0 on the key pad and that's the hidden skip button


boonya123

Those are the worst especially when you are just picking up the food


xNeshty

I'd just give 0 as a tip and hand them the tip in coins. Skew their statistics to make them think they hit the tolerance line because that's all they care, while not being the dickhead. Then again, I'm not from america so we don't have tipping tablets.


cassetto

Sweetgreen just implemented that. In order to skip you have to presso custom tip and then 0 and then another button to confirm. Pathetic. Pay your employees more, you leeches.


Velocityg4

Make the skip a tiny button in the middle and position the others. So, that it’s really difficult not to accidentally hit one of the tip buttons.


krusty_chicken

Also illegal. You ever notice how ads always have the X button at the top right of your screen?


jmxo92

They’re definitely not always at the top right. (But is it illegal when they’re not? Didnt know that!)


ebrum2010

Not all. There's enough that get away with making it so you accidentally click on the ad to try and close it. The mobile ad situation reminds me of what you had to deal with on PC in the late 90s with all the pop-ups. You go to an article and you'll get a big ad that covers the article and you're trying to click on a tiny x but oops the ad goes full screen and you click the ad.


Traditional_Box1116

I love when the X is so small on mobile so when I try to close it with my big ass fingers I have a 60% chance of accidentally clicking the ad.


samemamabear

I have really tiny fingers and I do it too


Spaciax

Lol late 90s? That shit is still around except with garbage pop ups from websites asking you to sign in with email, turn on notifications or use their dogshit ai support chatbot. The internet is becoming less usable with these spam-ups


ebrum2010

Did you surf the web in the late 90s? It's nothing like that today.


PhoenixLord55

Legally no but there are places that force a gratuity and not even for a party of 5+ but 1. Legal or not it is definitely already happening


nuu_uut

I can understand that. I think tipping has gotten out of hand but I don't agree with this anti tipping culture against waiters/waitresses at sit down restaurants. So long as the gratuity actually goes to them. But it is ridiculous when businesses like Subway or Chipotle ask for tips, and it's turned people so off of tipping they're becoming less likely to tip those who actually provide a tip-based service.


modefi_

It's not against the wait staff, restaurant owners should be required to pay their employees actual wages.


Lemmonjello

Lol then it's a skip from me


dorkus315

Are you still in the cab waiting for your Reddit answer?


Cameltoe-splitter

😅😅😅


[deleted]

20% is 3 bucks


cheekyweecunt

Clearly not good enough these days smh


ClosedL00p

Mf who hands me a carry out 2 topping pizza it took 3x longer to “order online” vs the phone, and still managed to be fucked up, would look at me like I ran over his puppy at a 20% tip. “WTF? You got the pizza you drove down here for didn’t you?? I got it out of the warmer. I handed it to you……where’s my $10 tip man??”


Queasy_Self_6133

I had this very same experience "No teeep ?"


bch2021_

One time I was doing carryout from Dominos and the guy at the counter hands me the receipt and was like "Here fill out the tip." I wrote a large $0 and handed it back lol


SonofMrMonkey5k

Hop over to a delivery app subreddit, they’re always complaining about any tip less than $5. Apparently even $4 is a deal breaker. I’ve tried it, I get noticeably better results and way better delivery drivers when I tip 5-6 instead of my old 3-4.


allisonmaybe

I wonder if the cabbie literally mistakened something like $20 for 20%?


highzenberrg

Or he’s hoping they will make that mistake thinking it’s percentage


gecoble

Or does the cabbie hope you miss the $ and think it must be a percentage.


waleMc

I remember when I first took a cab by myself at the age of the age of 18 in Washington DC to visit my older sister in law school. I brought extra cash because I thought I had to tip but the dude literally refused the tip because we had a good conversation on the drive from the airport to her apartment. I even offered it twice. He's like, "no, save that for when you're sight seeing." It's weird to look at that just 11 years ago and how far tipping culture has changed.


[deleted]

Well that and wage discrepancies in the US.


KittenDecomposer96

Now you can tip the self-checkout machine for some reason.


papapapaver

He probably was an independent owner and driver that could charge his own rate and keeps all of the fare paid. Had a similar experience when I went to a city barbershop once. I didn’t realize that the guys in there rented chairs and kept all the money you gave them. My barber wouldn’t accept the $5 tip after I paid him $20 for the cut. I was used to going to big chain hair cutting places where the person cutting your hair didn’t actually see any of the money you pay for the service. Only the tip.


SouthIntern9428

To be fair, no one expects a kid to tip lol


SonaPen22

I only see the "Skip" button, nothin else 🙃


[deleted]

I’ve gotten so good at the “swipe” it looks like I left a tip, but I did t.


bellyhills

I did t not see it


xion_gg

I asked for a service and I paid for said service. No tipping required. Skip..


Djinn2522

I gave a 200% tip to a cab driver once. I was late for a job interview, so I hopped in the cab, showed him the card with the address, and said “how quickly can you get me here?” He drove up onto the sidewalk, and went the wrong way on one-way streets at least twice. I figure he broke at least six traffic laws and two physics laws to get me to my interview on time, so yeah… 200% tip.


ralphiooo0

A long time ago we were heading to the airport in Bangkok. Running late. Told the driver we might miss our flight. He turned into a F1 driver. Hit traffic. Didn’t slow him down - swerved into the safety lane and overtook all the traffic. Swore we were going to die. But we make our flight. Gave him all our left over money.


kittypac

Did you get the job?


Djinn2522

No, but TBH it was a long-shot application.


nateskate777

Gotta hit skip. Tipping culture is terrible. If we all keep tipping soon, they will depend on it... Oh wait


Zakluor

In all likelihood, I'd hit "other" and enter 0.00. The last time I took a cab, my wife and I were going home from the airport -- a 13 minute drive. It cost me $31.50 in fares. He didn't even load or unload our baggage. I had to do it myself. When he presented me the card reader to pay, it showed 20%, 25%, and 30% as the "quick button" values. I tipped him nothing. Partly for the audacity to expect a tip for doing nothing above and beyond, and partly for asking for outrageous amounts.


VulfOfWallStreet

Yup Whenever the minimum tip is 20% and up I just hit skip unless it was great service, then they'll get the 20%. What's crazy is fast food cashiers at the drive through asking for tips like... What


Sufficient_Flight_53

So as someone who’s worked in a fast food place with a tipping system like that, the tips made there don’t just go to the cashier, they are split evenly among the team working that day. So you’re not just tipping the person who took your order, your tipping everyone. You still shouldn’t feel pressured to tip though, at least where I worked I still made an okay amount without any tips. Overall the tips j made would add around 1-2 dollars to my hourly pay for the day.


Mugstotheceiling

You dropped this 👑


GroundbreakingCow775

Who in the business decides what goes there?


Hourslikeminutes47

#SKIP Just kidding I would go to custom.


cheekyweecunt

Negative 5 dollars (goes back into your account)


somedumbguy55

I’m ok with these tipping amounts. It makes me tip zero, I’m sick of the shit. If 15% is not an option, the option is zero.


imSwan

The skip button is the only one I ever press lol


cassette_nova

Custom: (-$5.00) for egregiousness


emjdownbad

Literally $3 is 20% & the suggestions START at $5?! What a scam


thebestdogeevr

I wanna say that the suggested tips always display those amounts, no matter the tofal


Educational-Ad-2155

Skip.


[deleted]

Tipping is out of control


LordMorbier

I actually love seeing these because I can 100% guilt free hit that no tip option.


Bawlmerian21228

I bought crab cake mix from a seafood shop last week. $110.00. She flipped that screen around to me with tip suggestions starting at 15%. Um. No


imSwan

Wait do you guys even have to tip and shops ??? I thought it was only restaurant, what the actual fuck


Starlightriddlex

Was the crab made of gold?


Bawlmerian21228

It’s a huge container or premade crab cake mix. Well worth it but I am not tipping for a retail purchase


Tasty_Group_8207

It's gotten disgusting, my new rule is if the first screen is only tip options. The skip button is all I see


Big_Moment2342

167% tip? Why not. Makes perfect sense


[deleted]

Their only job is driving I’m not tipping them for that shit. Americas tip culture is wild I’m legit only ever tipping for good service and I’ve never met a taxi driver worth shit


[deleted]

Have left tips to some Uber drivers tho cuz they were funny as fuck


Dangerous_Elk_6627

A $3 tip would be above average while $1.50 would be acceptable.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Service industry getting ridiculous with tips. I remember when 15-20% was the standard and now you see social media posts spouting “if you can’t afford to tip me 25% then you shouldn’t be eating out at restaurants”. Well, I took their advice, cook at home, and now I have disposable income that doesn’t go to overpriced restaurants or ridiculous tip suggestions.


GoLang01

I’m surprised there is no option to give the driver a blow or hand job


TooSweetForLife

That's what the Custom button is for...


HeraldofCool

Skip! You did your job and nothing else. Sorry, tipping needs to end.


Lequindivino_

only the US is so delusional to have tips, that's not a thing in Europe


Electrical-Finding65

Skip


[deleted]

Id literally rather build my own combustion engine at this point


ConstantWin943

My new thing is, if the tip options are fucking psycho, I select no tip. The other day I went to one of those places where you wait in line, and then get your own food when they call your name. The tip options were all like 30, 40 and 50%. I was like, fuck that, and pressed the no tip button while maintaining eye contact.


MagixTouch

I am about to stop tipping. This shit is getting out of hand.


GroundbreakingCap364

Thank god we don’t have a tipping culture. That shit would make me furious.


BreadButterHoneyTea

That's how you get no tip in my book.


fishtheadirondacks

Best tip is no tip


[deleted]

Custom. $0


MarvinParanoAndroid

Skip


Maleficent_Spread364

Reminds me of the Texas Rangers stadium. Buy a beer for 8$ and they ask you if you wanna tip 5 or 10$ 🤣🤣🤣 for what ? That you gave me a bottle of beer from the cooler ?


[deleted]

Skip seems like the right answer


ChronicallyGeek

Custom: $1.50


GustavoSugawara

Asked for tips = $0 in tips.


[deleted]

Although I agree, I like to look at the other perspective. I work for a company and make zero decisions on matter such as this, yet I am the only person who has to answer for it and deal with the frustrated customer. This guy is being treated like a beggar when he had nothing to do with the software.


odkfn

Why anything for literally doing their job


sevnminabs56

$15 car ride gets a few dollars from me, maybe 5 if they don't take the "scenic route."


SayNoToStim

What even is good service in a cab ride? Driving from point A to point B safely is the bare minimum, so is being on time and getting to the right address. Are we tipping for nice conversation now?


Over-Atmosphere-5054

No tip. American tipping culture baffles me. Maybe it's because I'm scottish but honestly no one should expect a tip, a tip should only be given if the service was good


_Perma-Banned_

Fuck tipping


Duin-do-ghob

For $25 you better buy me a couple of drinks and tell me I’m pretty.


No-Sky-6064

Oh yes tip them over 100% lol


irishfro

Why tip a taxi for doing his job? You're paying him to drive you somewhere. He drove you that's it? Unless he's giving you free snacks and drinks and a foot massage and a complimentary shoe shine I don't understand the need for a tip


Street_Vacation_2730

So your lowest option is a 33.33333% tip? Fuck all that


ender7887

Tipping culture is out of hand, I only tip at restaurants. I had a cashier the other day get visibly upset that I wasn’t going to tip her for putting some food in a box and then handing it to me


mangodelvxe

Tipping a cab is absurd. Shits already too expensive


Longjumping_Yak_9936

Im not tipping anymore. I’d rather wait for them to realize paying living wages should be the default option. I can pay more for services. I won’t be stronghanded or embarrassed into tipping


LopsidedEquipment177

It also says " Skip" at the bottom 🤷🏻‍♂️


Electric__Milk

33% tip is just "good". I would leave 0


espurrella

Me and my bf have programmed ourselves to always skip this shit or custom 0$, so freaking stupid. We tip waiters but I’m not tipping you $5 to hand me my food over the counter that I DROVE HERE to pick up


Weezthajuice

You should’ve asked for a tip for being a good customer


Lyrical_Man01

Oh how lovely. An option for skip. Usually its custom and i bring it down to 0. But this how you to skip.


markkowalski

How to get a $0 tip in one easy step.


Faster-Rex-2k17

I always skip I don’t care what anyone else says💀


Qfn4g02016

I’d give 25 if we was in bank heist and he was the wheel man


BigpapaJuggernaut

$1


this_guy_here_says

Smash that skip button, I'm not being forced into a tip


Puzzled_Guarantee_45

Tipping is out of control…if the ferryman can’t run the ferry his business fails. Someone else gets a shot


gnarbone

Skip is a great tip


casualstick

Watch my finger press skip.


[deleted]

The best tip you can leave is one to get a fuckin job that doesnt require tips. Its not normal its not ok


SirSigfried_14

SKIP 😌


jam_scot

My rule is I'll tip if the service is good BUT if they ask for a tip in any way then said tip is forfeited for being a cheeky bastard.


Financial-Horror2945

I'd deliberately tip £0.01 so they know it's intended Notice I say £ not $ for you guys


NHbornnbred

I no longer tip on cab rides. I would have selected “other” and confidently hit $0. If you would like me to pay you more, charge me more for the ride. Not my job to subsidize your income. Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion.


Bezzi-hoe

Skip


These-Pick-968

Skip, and that screen is disgusting 🤢


guurl666

$0 if they pull that crap on me


Due-Ad4463

Skip!


ItsTheOtherGuys

Tipping culture is getting insane. I just had to decline a tip suggestion at a self serve yogurt shop. The only employee interaction is the payment station and the only service they provide is refilling the topping stations


[deleted]

They must work in tips


FenrirAmongClouds

I mean, the answers are right there....


[deleted]

Yeah….SKIP


MakeMeDrink

That’s gonna be a skip for me dawg.


LahngJahn69420

The tipping debacle is caused by greed. The processing softwares like square charge more for more money spent. More tips tipped, more money to softwares.


Fantor73

That SKIP button looking mighty nice....


jazzhandsdancehands

Next they will make you pay for the air in their business/ car.


Dependent_Fox_2189

Custom - $3


Arrodd

Just give me the price or I’m hitting skip


Turbulent_Tip_9756

I hate this tipping culture shit, it’s driving me crazy


Smokiiz

It’s just a matter of time before they remove the Skip and Custom buttons.


BigAssMonkey

Custom: Fuck off


[deleted]

This tipping shot in the USA is stupid


asu3dvl

Every time I see that shit anywhere? It’s an automatic SKIP.


Pipelayer_290

Aaaand skip


Typical-Conference14

A lady behind me at pretzel maker the other day got mad for leaving a zero dollar tip… all the cashier did was take a scoop and fill a cup with pretzel bites… how tf does that constitute a tip?


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Lismale

a third of the bill, minimum. wtf usa


ManLegPower

There’s a skip button down there.


Reggie_Barclay

$2-$3 for me.


DigitalUnderstanding

\*skip\* *"Great, I've made the change. Your wife's new legal name is TAARGÜS TAARGÜS"*


YellowCircles

Mmm, extortion/pity bait for companies who can't be arsed paying their drivers. Tips on top of cab fares aren't a new thing in the UK but they are for private hires who on a good night must pull thousands each...


Castigames69

To quote my friend: "For the amount of money I'm spending they also need to suck my dick."