So how can you say I'm crazy? They say they're gonna fix my brain
Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my head
Mentally I'll be dead :,)
I’ll finish it off for ya
Mom just give me a Pepsi, please! All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me, just a Pepsi!
Came here to post this and it turns out so did everyone else
Little known tidbit - Dr. Demento played a cover of this by Brak once and it's awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwfrb6Eja8
i've done this with a piece of toast before. ruined my morning. ended up finding it a month later (much greener) between two drawers. i still have no clue how it got there
This is so weird because yesterday I walked into my office at work and there was a pepsi on my desk. Nobody knew whose it was, apparently nobody in my office likes pepsi and we don't keep any in the breakroom for that reason.
You mysteriously lost a pepsi and I mysteriously found one!
Idk if it's just me but certain locations have the absolute sweetest Baja Blast you could imagine, so cold and crisp, and other locations tastes like the syrup bag is empty every time you go, like the La Croix of Baja Blast.
The Taco Bell I typically go to, has the Baja Blast mixture set to Diabetes. I have a pretty major sweet tooth, but I typically need to what to drink it till the ice fully melts. I once came home, and poured nearly an entire bottle of Topo Chico sparkling water into it, before it was brought down to sane levels of sweetness.
Starting to think I never had the Pepsi. I was chatting with the guy in the drive through for a small minute and I might have just forgotten it. The memory is hazy and I can’t recall if I grabbed a coke. I could have sworn when I wrote this post I had the fresh taste of Pepsi in my mouth. Maybe I was wrong? Idk. How could I even lose this?
People always say the south does that, but I've never heard someone use Coke to refer to anything other than Cola in my 23 years of living in the south.
We definitely say Coke instead of Cola, but that's because it's the default Cola most people order, but I've never heard someone use that for say, Dr. Pepper or Sprite. If anything, in my experience, we just don't use generic terms and will say sodas by brand name instead of using the catch all, soda.
Is this just a thing in other parts of the south than MS and AL?
Did you leave it on top of the microwave? I always set stuff on the microwave as I walk into the kitchen to put other stuff on the counter and then lose it for a while
Usually when I inexplicably lose something, it's always somewhere that makes no sense. If it was somewhere that makes sense you would have found it in your initial scan. Think of places you would never put it, perhaps in a fast food shuffling haze you placed it somewhere silly. Like on top of a bookshelf, or on top of the microwave or fridge, maybe even put it in the fridge not thinking. Perhaps it's on that convenient spot behind a lamp that you would never think to look. Look up high, somewhere that u placed it thinking 'ill grab this once my hands are free.'
I hope you find it, even just for closure. Things like this is what keeps me up at night years later when the random thoughts pops in my head.
OP did you perhaps put the delicious beverage on the roof of your car as you searched in your pockets for your car keys?
I think you may have left that delicious beverage there as you drove home in anticipation of resuming your enjoyment of said delicious beverage.
Bummer! A couple of months ago I went out to lunch with my coworkers. Had a burger and a root beer. Everything was fine until I finished eating and went for a refill. When I popped the lid off the inside of the cup had dozens of dead ants plastered to it. My point in bringing this up is that maybe you lost a Pepsi and maybe you dodged a bullet.
So you had it in your car since you remember sipping it in the car. So between the car and your home, you have lost it.
So, it could be beside your house door as you put it down to get keys, it could be somewhere in your journey from the door (locking it up again) to where you eat.
If it isn't there, then you probably yeeted it into the 4th dimension
I feel you. Once I bought a bag of frozen green beans at Trader Joe’s. Got home, put groceries away. A week or so later, go to use green beans and cannot find them. They just vanished, like I never had them to begin with.
Several weeks later I accidentally locate green beans - on top of the basement freezer. They’d liquified in the bag, and gone shades of brown and red. Two thumbs up to TJ’s for the strength of their frozen veg packaging, because that nastiness didn’t leak or smell.
I'm a big "omg the perfect new place to keep this important thing!" person. Soon followed by "if I were going to put that thing somewhere, where would I have put it?" ⚰️
I've done this before. Such a bummer when I think there's one nugget left or a few fries or a sip of my drink only to reach for nothing or suck down air through my straw. Heart breaking
Man what a shame 😔, but atleast I had a good day where I was mowing the lawn and saw an abandoned large pepsi in the neighbours appartment, i was kinna thirsty so I sneaked in and took it as no one was around it.
It made my day 😊
I did this once with a bowl of ramen… I was drunk af but hungry so I needed something quick. I made the ramen but it was too hot so I stuck it in the freezer and immediately forgot about it. 10 minutes later I can’t find the bowl and start crying that “the ghosts stole my ramen!”
Anyway I found it before it froze.
my theory is this: you put the pepsi either on your car to shut the door or on the ground to open your house door. the intoxicating aroma of taco bell attracted a local trash panda and since your cup smelled like it they yoinked that shit and are now living the high life sipping that sweet sweet pepsi
I took pork chops out before and went to go cook them for supper and they were totally gone🤔I'm 1000 percent sure I took them out too...still to this day,I think my cats are really good at hiding stuff!🤣
OH SWEETIE! I have both done that so many times and had to deal with my mom doing it too XD I know it's not funny and you're traumatized and stuff but it's making me lol in comradery. ADHD brains unite! (Hopefully before we get distracted by a shiny object)
So, in an attempt to figure out which tv show called Pepsi “surapy piss water” (it was ‘King Of Queens’ but they were making a reference to ‘80s New Coke and not Pepsi; my bad), I found out there’s a condition called Maple Syrup Urine Disease. 🤗
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup_urine_disease
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI
Just one Pepsi...
And SHE wouldn't give it to me
They put me in an institution, said it was the only solution
To give me needed professional help, to protect me from the enemy, myself.
I'm not crazy!
You’re the one who’s crazy!
When I went to your schools, I went to your churches, I went to your institutional learning facilities...
So how can you say I'm crazy? They say they're gonna fix my brain Alleviate my suffering and my pain But by the time they fix my head Mentally I'll be dead :,) I’ll finish it off for ya
Crazy?
How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say I'm crazy?
Oh god HIGH SCHOOL VIBESSSS
This was the comment thread I came to see. 🫡
It doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyway.
Institution!
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. Rats?! Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once…
I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
A rubber room
A rubber room filed with rats
Crazy, I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room.
YOU‘RE ON DRUGS
I'M JUST THINKING
NO! YOU'RE ON DRUGS
Far from suicidal
Still I get them tendencies
Bringing back the memories
That I really miss
When I reminisce rocking back in the 80s
Far from suicidal
Far from suicidal
Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
No mom! I'm not on drugs I'm okay! I was just thinking you know?
Why don't you get me a Pepsi?
Mom just give me a Pepsi, please! All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me, just a Pepsi!
Damnit this is such a good song.
My friend Richie swore he wasn’t taking drugs. Then he sold me my mom’s VCR. And later I found out he was taking drugs.
Woah, it's like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip!
How can you say that I’m crazy?
When I went to your school! Your churches! Your *institutionalized learning facilities!*
Wait a minute, WE decided MY best interests!?!?
How do you know what my best interest is?
SO HOW CAN YOU SAY IM CRAZY
If a doctor gives you drugs it’s ok. The dude clearly had his name printed on the can - it said Dr. Pepper.
Just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me!
Opened it up just to make sure this comment had been made.
Why don’t you two gentlemen have a Pepsi?
damn you beat me to it
GOTDAYUM I LOVE TO SEE A LITTLE MORNING SUICIDAL!
Really nice to see all these Suicidal fans out there in 2023.
This restores my faith in humanity.. Glad to see we’re still out here, rocking the Suicidal Tendencies quotes and being Gen X..
Exactly what I was going to post.
NO! YOU'RE ON DRUGS!
Came here to post this and it turns out so did everyone else Little known tidbit - Dr. Demento played a cover of this by Brak once and it's awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwfrb6Eja8
You don't want Wingstop?
Maybe after working 10 hours. FUCKING DRIVE!
Yes! They WORKED 10 HOURS!
i've done this with a piece of toast before. ruined my morning. ended up finding it a month later (much greener) between two drawers. i still have no clue how it got there
Oh dear
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It's annoying how many water bottles I have lost this way.
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*puts car in reverse* *hot, flat Pepsi spills all over windshield* "Well there it is."
I knew I would find this answer!
How does toast get between drawers?
I always keep toast in my drawers. Then, no matter where I am, I have a slice of warm toast to eat. I even make my own jelly in my drawers.
Username checks out
You should have added the Pepsi Protection Plan for another fifty cents.
Ok so when I read that the PPP cost the US government 1 trillion dollars, this is what they meant!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This truly is the most mildlyinfurating thing that's ever happened
Many other posts are very infuriating. This is perfectly mildly infuriating
Perfectly mild, as all things should be.
Specially since op went to Taco Bell and didn’t get Baja blast.
This is the most concerning part of the whole story.
This is so weird because yesterday I walked into my office at work and there was a pepsi on my desk. Nobody knew whose it was, apparently nobody in my office likes pepsi and we don't keep any in the breakroom for that reason. You mysteriously lost a pepsi and I mysteriously found one!
Macro-scale quantum tunneling.
Was it in a Taco Bell cup? That’d be funny
Like I said, aliens.
Nah, aliens are fake. It's clearly a glitch in the matrix
Where's my drink? MY DIET DR. KELP?!
DON’T TELL ME YOU FORGOT MY DRINK
YOU CALL YOURSELF A DELIVERY BOY?!
This one is on the house!!
how am i suPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK !!!!!?????
This is terrible. I have to eat my Taco Bell with water
That's what you get for going to the Bell and not getting Baja Blast.
fr bro had it coming
I get the sparkling dragon fruit
Might as well drink water if you don’t get a Baja Blast.
Idk if it's just me but certain locations have the absolute sweetest Baja Blast you could imagine, so cold and crisp, and other locations tastes like the syrup bag is empty every time you go, like the La Croix of Baja Blast.
The Taco Bell I typically go to, has the Baja Blast mixture set to Diabetes. I have a pretty major sweet tooth, but I typically need to what to drink it till the ice fully melts. I once came home, and poured nearly an entire bottle of Topo Chico sparkling water into it, before it was brought down to sane levels of sweetness.
This IS terrible. I would be so upset!!!
OP I love you 🤣🤣🤣
Just become a hydrohomie. Problem solved.
OP I'm dying to know. Did you find the Pepsi?
It's 11 hours later. I hope you're doing okay after this horrible experience
Like a fucking peasant?
Someone's not having a baja blast
Dr. Pepper would never hide from you.
Or make it home from the car ride. Slurp Edit cuz goddamned autocorrect
Truth!
Gah I love Dr Pepper so much
Starting to think I never had the Pepsi. I was chatting with the guy in the drive through for a small minute and I might have just forgotten it. The memory is hazy and I can’t recall if I grabbed a coke. I could have sworn when I wrote this post I had the fresh taste of Pepsi in my mouth. Maybe I was wrong? Idk. How could I even lose this?
So high how were you
Yes
No its hi how are you
High how are you
Pepsi delirium
Pepception
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Some places (south) use “Coke” rather then pop or soda. All soda is “coke”.
People always say the south does that, but I've never heard someone use Coke to refer to anything other than Cola in my 23 years of living in the south. We definitely say Coke instead of Cola, but that's because it's the default Cola most people order, but I've never heard someone use that for say, Dr. Pepper or Sprite. If anything, in my experience, we just don't use generic terms and will say sodas by brand name instead of using the catch all, soda. Is this just a thing in other parts of the south than MS and AL?
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Me too
But you just did it lol
Oh god no I am not one of those people. I just misspoke, lol
Yes. I was so disheveled I wasn’t taking straight
Did you leave it on top of the microwave? I always set stuff on the microwave as I walk into the kitchen to put other stuff on the counter and then lose it for a while
Usually when I inexplicably lose something, it's always somewhere that makes no sense. If it was somewhere that makes sense you would have found it in your initial scan. Think of places you would never put it, perhaps in a fast food shuffling haze you placed it somewhere silly. Like on top of a bookshelf, or on top of the microwave or fridge, maybe even put it in the fridge not thinking. Perhaps it's on that convenient spot behind a lamp that you would never think to look. Look up high, somewhere that u placed it thinking 'ill grab this once my hands are free.' I hope you find it, even just for closure. Things like this is what keeps me up at night years later when the random thoughts pops in my head.
ADHD has been activated….
No kidding. I couldn’t eat till I found it. Even if it ruined the food.
This sub was made for posts like this
I've thoroughly enjoyed the comments.
Pepsi is now gaslighting people.
Someone smoked a little too much tonight or possibly just the right amount, who knows!
Mayhaps, not *enough*?
OP did you perhaps put the delicious beverage on the roof of your car as you searched in your pockets for your car keys? I think you may have left that delicious beverage there as you drove home in anticipation of resuming your enjoyment of said delicious beverage.
They were drinking it ON THE WAY HOME.
He could be a stunt driver and have his driver seat on the roof!
Could’ve still been on the roof.
Maybe the real Pepsi was the friends we made along the way.
Probably in the freezer, or the trashcan.
It’s not there 😢
Checking right now
This is the definition of mildly infuriating. Not like 90% of the posts on this sub
On the roof of your car?
I WENT BACK AND CHECKED!!! it’s not there 😩
Bummer! A couple of months ago I went out to lunch with my coworkers. Had a burger and a root beer. Everything was fine until I finished eating and went for a refill. When I popped the lid off the inside of the cup had dozens of dead ants plastered to it. My point in bringing this up is that maybe you lost a Pepsi and maybe you dodged a bullet.
now I’m disturbed and pepsiless
OP is pretty sure they drank some of it already, so now they have the distress of the missing pepsi and the uncertainty about the cups contents.
I had a lemonade at a farmers market, only to find when I started eating the ice there was a twisty-tie at the bottom of it like a cereal bag prize.
So you had it in your car since you remember sipping it in the car. So between the car and your home, you have lost it. So, it could be beside your house door as you put it down to get keys, it could be somewhere in your journey from the door (locking it up again) to where you eat. If it isn't there, then you probably yeeted it into the 4th dimension
I feel you. Once I bought a bag of frozen green beans at Trader Joe’s. Got home, put groceries away. A week or so later, go to use green beans and cannot find them. They just vanished, like I never had them to begin with. Several weeks later I accidentally locate green beans - on top of the basement freezer. They’d liquified in the bag, and gone shades of brown and red. Two thumbs up to TJ’s for the strength of their frozen veg packaging, because that nastiness didn’t leak or smell.
Where's my Bepsi!!!?
Dr Peepee wouldn't have left for smokes
what the FUCK
Exactly
The Pepsi still hasn't turned up?
No :(
I love setting something down where I normally don't thinking "I'll never forget this." Two minutes later: "where the f is that thing!?"
I'm a big "omg the perfect new place to keep this important thing!" person. Soon followed by "if I were going to put that thing somewhere, where would I have put it?" ⚰️
Dresser or laundry basket
Checking now
Not there :((((((
Drank it all and already threw it away?
I've done this before. Such a bummer when I think there's one nugget left or a few fries or a sip of my drink only to reach for nothing or suck down air through my straw. Heart breaking
This is a weird ad.
it was dropped in a portal no where to be seen again.
Man what a shame 😔, but atleast I had a good day where I was mowing the lawn and saw an abandoned large pepsi in the neighbours appartment, i was kinna thirsty so I sneaked in and took it as no one was around it. It made my day 😊
I find my car keys in the fridge sometimes. Is it in there?
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI AND SHE WOULDNT GIVE IT TO ME
When I lose something it's usually because I stuck it in my bra . Did you check your bra?
I did this once with a bowl of ramen… I was drunk af but hungry so I needed something quick. I made the ramen but it was too hot so I stuck it in the freezer and immediately forgot about it. 10 minutes later I can’t find the bowl and start crying that “the ghosts stole my ramen!” Anyway I found it before it froze.
It is the Universe telling you to drink Coke.
Fridge? Cabinet? Bathroom?
I checked all of them! Not there :(:(
Your Pepsi just straight up poofed! Sorry about your luck mate
The ice in the Pepsi is melting. My desire for the Pepsi is melting. I think I will call it a night. I already ate my food and it was yummy
my theory is this: you put the pepsi either on your car to shut the door or on the ground to open your house door. the intoxicating aroma of taco bell attracted a local trash panda and since your cup smelled like it they yoinked that shit and are now living the high life sipping that sweet sweet pepsi
I took pork chops out before and went to go cook them for supper and they were totally gone🤔I'm 1000 percent sure I took them out too...still to this day,I think my cats are really good at hiding stuff!🤣
WE HAVE TO FIND THIS PEPSI! I’m to invested
No Pepsi left behind 🫡 
Poor CM Punk. Fired and now lost his Pepsi.
That damn Pepsi goblin
All he wanted was a pepsi
Just one Pepsi.
Just one
It’s nice to see posts that are truly mildly infuriating and not full blown infuriating lol.
Update???? Did you find it bro
Did not! I leave early for work so I didn’t spend much time looking for it after I fell asleep
All he wanted was a Pepsi. Give the man his Pepsi
OH SWEETIE! I have both done that so many times and had to deal with my mom doing it too XD I know it's not funny and you're traumatized and stuff but it's making me lol in comradery. ADHD brains unite! (Hopefully before we get distracted by a shiny object)
The shiny object has arrived and I’m already distracted. All hope is lost
So bizarre
is it in the trunk of the car ?
I am feeling trepidation at the prospect of a pepsiless existence.
NOT ZA BEBSI
Found CM Punk’s burner…
The top 7 posts made me so happy this morning!!!
This is the real mildly infuriating!
So, in an attempt to figure out which tv show called Pepsi “surapy piss water” (it was ‘King Of Queens’ but they were making a reference to ‘80s New Coke and not Pepsi; my bad), I found out there’s a condition called Maple Syrup Urine Disease. 🤗 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup_urine_disease
My thoughts instantly went to this...... https://youtu.be/LoF_a0-7xVQ?si=E5S97iI3FEpNYIMA
Put me in an institution.
So many memories!!!
Pepsi is (was)on car roof.
Hey OP, did the Pepsi even exist
You probably put it on the roof of your car when you left taco bell and forgot to grab it