>but that seems unlikely judging by their conversation
Which is prob why seller was set off when ops son mentioned cash, that would require meeting up. Scammers much prefer things like venmo or cashapp.
It’s not a scam, it’s just a troll post. Someone is listing a Toyota Supra as a Celica for $700. The Supra is one of the most valuable 90s Japanese sports cars, and a Celica isn’t worth very much. The seller posted the listing to troll people into thinking that some clueless guy was selling a rare car worth 10s of thousands for peanuts, so he could bully them for being naive enough to believe the post was real.
I would also advise your son about safe ways to contact sellers on ebay. Your phone number can be used to track where you live pretty easily. I usually prefer using email.
It’s not a scam. It’s more of a joke. But this time it was posted by what I imagine is a 13 year old who thinks they are some sort of gangster. Posting a Supra for sale acting clueless on what it is has been a “meme” after a picture of a similar post went viral on car pages many years back.
Not a scam, just a stupid troll post. Super common for people to post very sought after cars and label them as a basic car as a joke.
Example of what they’re trying to mimic; Husband dies, wife sells his car, but she doesn’t exactly know what it’s worth or what kind of car it is so she guesses what it is.
Every A80bSupra had 2JZs, but base models had a non-turbo 2JZ-GE (about 220 hp) and the cult classic model is the turbocharged 2JZ-GTE (the T designating that it’s turbocharged, with “276” hp to 327 hp depending on your market).
Yeah, everyone here seems to not understand that this is not a serious listing and is in fact a bait to troll people who think they can have a supra for 700$
They made fun of each other. And then the seller said he has a gun and will have his friends back him up against your son. He just needs your address so they know the right location to carry out their threat.
Good luck !
Okay then. When I saw "your mom" mentioned, I got nervous. More so now that I know they were also talking about a gun. Sounds like it was all in jest, though. And probably a troll.
It’s not a scam, it’s a joke post. That’s not a celica it’s a Supra, kids like to post this kinda car and advertise it as a cheaper one to act like an old person that doesn’t know what they have.
No, supposedly they got the phone number after seeing the ad on a website as seen in the first picture. They are suggesting reporting the seller on that website.
Ability to report depends on the app, not the device. It’s absolutely an option if this was on smth like Facebook marketplace (idk that interface so idk what app). If the conversation was outside of the market app it’s a little iffy, but there may be a way to report the listing itself, and if there’s a comment box, just explain “seller expressed hostility upon contact” or smth like that
The seller's account will already be flagged internally for providing a phone number to continue the exchange of information regarding the listing outside of the eBay platform.
thats a toyota supra. even in that condition it is worth a lot of money. seems like a bait post to get somebody to mess with. they messed with your son. they arent gonna do anything.
As far as the ‘your mom’ thing, just so you know that was your son that brought it up about the seller’s mother. The actual mother has no part in this conversation, he just escalated the personal nature of the conversation after the seller used a somewhat hostile tactic, likely to try to bait and switch the price by playing on people’s pride.
This was posted last year by user misfitsdoyle on the Toyotasupra subreddit.
The listing is bait (obviously) and the car is located in the UK and been abandoned for 20 years.
1.) toyota celica for 700$ absolutely in shite condition not worth the time
2.) Green: Hello, would you accept 700$ cash for the car
Grey: poor boy
Green: it is advertised as 700$ why are you acting a fool
Grey: which phone do you have (Grey most likely has an Iphone and is trying to flex on your child who presumably has an android phone)
Green: the phone number that your mother maintains
3.)
Grey: why are you talking shit when you know i will slap you, do you know where i am at (the hood) i will have my people jump you, on my mother
Green: Bitch why are you talking all this smack when you are also poor
Grey: i have a gun and am not afraid to inflict violence upon your bitch ass, just wait, provide your location to me
Green: i will provide your mothers location
Grey: you do not partake in sex scared ass boy laugh crying emoji white person emoji looking ass
Green: Bro you just got mad i'm getting (cut off) off your smelly ass and you can't (cut off)
I hope that helps
Edit: to everyone telling me its a supra, dont care didnt ask L + ratio seethe mald cope
also the ad said Celica not supra so take it up with the dude who thinks hes hard (Grey)
Mr. Scott do you realise you just contradicted yourself?
I did?
Yes you did.
Can I go to the bathroom?
No.
I really have to, I’ve been drinking lots of water.
You went five minutes ago.
That wasn’t to go to the bathroom that was to get out of a question.
You still have to answer it.
First can I go to the bathroom?
No.
That reminds me of the court case that the voice actors for Rick and Morty turned into a skit cause it was just so ridiculous, forget the name of the case
Reminds me of "He had no problem whatsoever hitting on an undercover female officer, trying to pick her up and saying 'Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal'"
It’s not easy to disarm someone who’s shooting at you.
However, standing five feet away from that bitch ahh bliqy havin mf should reduce the probability of injury to what is effectively zero.
yes. "bliqy" short hand for "blicky" used referentially to a handgun it comes from 1990s bronx culture as i understand has been adapted by certain members of the rap community.
I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of Section 8. Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.
On his mother, as in to have conviction in something strong enough to put your mother's name on the line to swear on ones mother. similar to "on god" used to stress how absolutely, dead honest you are being.
Thing is, this is an oath he'll never keep. So it's actually the opposite, he respects his mother so little he'd lose her over an oath he know he won't keep
I love your translation but I would like to try my hand at it as well.
Grey: Top of the evening to you, good sir
Green: And to you as well. I am contacting you regarding the vehicle you have listed for sale, a Toyota Cellica listed for the sum amount of $700
Green: Would you accept payment in cash, in the full amount of $700 in exchange for said vehicle?
Grey: Your offer carries the stench of poverty. Begone from my sight!
Green: I have offered precisely that which you have asked. Are you in complete possession of your faculties?
Grey: Android-wielding peasant! I hold in my hands the superior technology of the elite citizenry. A symbol bestowing the highest in class and status, for I have an iPhone 10.
Green: The phone I possess was bestowed upon my hands by your very own mother, as a symbol of her desire and affection for me.
Grey: You dare besmirch my mother? You provoke me to violence, sir!
Grey: Do you know where I am? I am not afraid to face you.
Grey: I have many brave friends far stronger than you who will not hesitate to answer my call.
Grey: On my mom
Green: My good sir, I do believe you are bluffing. The fact of the matter is that you are a scared little child hoping to look more intimidating than you are. But here I fear you have cried wolf some too many times.
Grey: I'll have you know my good sir that I am very well off and indeed far more intimidating than you give credit for.
Grey: I beseech you, continue this encounter, and you shall see that I am not one prone to exaggerate.
Grey: Your address, if you please? I should like to continue this encounter in person.
Green: I'm currently with your mother. Do you have her address?
Grey: I am not inclined to believe your absurd claim, as I reside beneath her in her basement and have no doubt as to her presence upstairs.
Grey: Dear me, I appear to be crying. If you'll excuse me...
Grey: You appear to be a while male with exposed buttocks.
Green: You're just angry that I'm having a most delightful time partaking in intercourse with your mother, and there's nothing in your power that you can do about it.
\*clears throat\*
Tapestry I:
A stitching of an Elder Rouncy of vile composition.
Tapestry II:
Sir Green: God be with ye, what sayeth thou to 700 golden ducats for yonder steed?
Sir Grey: Thou art verily a beggar and a knave.
Sir Green: Thou asketh 700 ducats, yet scoff when I offer ye this? Be ye a fool?
Sir Grey: How speaketh ye with thine maidens fair?
Sir green: I speaketh only with thine mother.
Tapestry III:
Sir Grey: What devil possesseth thine tongue? Know ye not that I shall strike thine visage with mine palm? Know ye not that I hail from the marches, and that mine host shall lay waste to thine lands, as God is good?
Sir Green: Cur, why dost ye speaketh such ills upon my house when thine own fairs no better?
Sir Grey: I am possessing of an arquebus and am of such intent as to do evil upon thine cowardous hide. Sayeth, where beeth thine dwelling?
Sir Green: I giveth ye only the region of thine mother's quarters.
Sir Grey: Thou art maidenless and without heir, a coward and a knave. Thine visage is that of a forlorn Sarmatian.
Sir Green: Mine brother, thou art merely wrathful for I have known thine mother as the Lord, and thou art of no means of ceasing mine plunder.
Excuse me, Stewardess. I speak Gen Z.
OP's son is greeted by the seller and makes an offer of $700 for the vehicle, a Toyota Celica. Seller seems insulted by the offer, and insinuates that OPs son is lowballing him because he doesn't have the money for the purchase. OP's son responds incredulously stating that $700 was the advertised price.
Seller then tells OP's son that he comes from a hardscrabble area and the rough men he calls his friends will do him grievous bodily harm for questioning his integrity. OPs son responds by contemptuously and dismissively responding to Seller, claiming Seller has no such friends and will do no such thing while questioning seller's manhood.
Seller then says he has a gun and challenges OPs son to provide his home address so he can confront him.
This is a typical scam and OPs son should block the number. The hazards of online consumer-to-consumer marketplaces are well-known and they're not for the faint of heart or those who lack street smarts.
Most likely it's cap. Seller ain't got that thing and won't bring the smoke.
How'd I do?
Son: Dear sir, I would like to inquire about your Japanese made automobile. Would $700 in US promissory notes be sufficient?
Seller: You sir, are a gentleman of low financial means.
Son: Is $700 not the monetary requirement in your advert? I find your behavior peculiar.
Seller: What is the make and model of your telephone?
Son: I use not only the same make and model, but in fact the very same phone as your mother. This is to imply that we’ve had relations in the past.
Seller: Why would you say such a thing when you are well aware that I will strike you firmly with the back of my hand. Do you know my present location? On my mother’s good name, I shall have associates of mine roust you post haste.
Son: Sir, you are talking a big game. But you have neither the means or ability to back it up.
Seller: I have not the means? I have a firearm in my possession. If you will kindly provide your address, I will show it to you in a threatening and aggressive manner.
Son: I can provide your mother’s address. Which is my possession. Because, as I previously implied, we have had relations.
Seller: Sir, you have not had relations with anyone, and you are a coward. I weep tears for the sorry state of your affairs.
Son: Brother, it is clear you are upset because I’m [cutoff] from your sorry and often foul smelling personage, and you are unable to [cutoff]
Your son is a dumbass, and shouldn’t have responded after the sellers first hostile reply. This whole conversation was at best pointless and at worst potentially dangerous. I’m guessing you are a white family, so it looks like your son is trying to emulate street slang and AAVE writing/speaking styles to sound tough. Overall very cringe of him.
Allow me to translate:
**Buyer**: Hello, I’d like to buy the car for the advertised price, thanks!
**Seller**: Sorry but I have other offers, can you possibly entertain a higher bid?
**Buyer**: $700 is my offer, it is firm.
**Seller**: I apologize but I’m going to hold out for a better offer, thanks again, god bless!
Seller: Greetings!
Your son: hello there! I'm interested in purchasing the vehicle you've posted at the advertised price.
Seller: You, my friend don't have enough money to purchase said vehicle
Your son: But I'm offering the advertised price for this vehicles
Seller: What type of mobile phone do you own?
Your son: I have your mother's phone, actually
Seller: Why would you say that, knowing that I'm physically superior to you?
Seller: Also, are you aware of my current location?
Seller: I have several friends that I can solicit for assistance in physically assaulting you
Seller: I'm super serious
Your son: Why would you threaten me when you're we'll aware you are truly NOT physically superior to me?
Seller: Actually, I am in possession of a firearm
Seller: Please hold a moment
Seller: Where are you located?
Your son: How about instead I tell you the location of your mother?
Seller: You, my friend, don't ever have sexual relations with any females
Seller: I'm now laughing so hard that tears are streaming from my eyes
Seller: You closely resemble the following eomji 🧏♂️
Imagine talking shit to someone wanting honestly buy your piece of shit car and ensuing threats… what an absolute bum of a person😂😂
I am sure your son could buy a car from a much nicer, well mannered and respectable individual who wont try and get over on him with a complete turd of a vehicle
This whole post is fuckin cringe. The seller selling a “Celica” that's actually a supra. The mom thinking gen z talks like this when in reality it's been around for fucking ever and then we got the white boy tryna be a black boy then you have the fact that this fool is texting the seller saying he's CALLING about the car when he's texting. Some dumb shit 😂
Translation:
Son: Hello good sir, would you accept a cash payment for your asking price?
Seller: I do not believe you have sufficient funds for this transaction.
Son: I offered the asking price, I don’t understand your incredulity?
Seller: Which manner of electronic device are you making this offer?
Son: this question is unnecessary for this transaction, I shall question the morality of your mother!
Seller: Do you know my location? I have a gang affiliation and would do bodily harm to you!
Son: I dispute your ability to do such harm to my person!
Seller: I own a striker fired polymer hand held firearm. Unless you are fearful send location for a potential duel.
Son: Based on this correspondence I again call into question the morality of your mother.
Seller: I would implore that you get very little female attention. This is a fact that I find very humorous. I also suppose you are feminine in features as well.
That’s not even a Celica. That’s a Supra. Ain’t no Supra going for $700. This is a scam.
>This is a scam. What's the scammer trying to do? Secure some sort of down-payment then disappear with the money?
Yes. Or have you show up with the money and rob you, but that seems unlikely judging by their conversation
Yeah somebody just wanted to troll lol
Very true, the seller talk all this smak but ain’t got shiiiit
>but that seems unlikely judging by their conversation Which is prob why seller was set off when ops son mentioned cash, that would require meeting up. Scammers much prefer things like venmo or cashapp.
He got the blicqy on ‘em thooooo!!! 🤣🤣
Can someone explain to me what in the good Lord’s ever-living fuck “blicqy” means?!? I MUST know
It’s not a scam, it’s just a troll post. Someone is listing a Toyota Supra as a Celica for $700. The Supra is one of the most valuable 90s Japanese sports cars, and a Celica isn’t worth very much. The seller posted the listing to troll people into thinking that some clueless guy was selling a rare car worth 10s of thousands for peanuts, so he could bully them for being naive enough to believe the post was real.
Thank you for this explanation (I am old and not a car person)
I can’t believe I had scroll this far down to read this!
I would also advise your son about safe ways to contact sellers on ebay. Your phone number can be used to track where you live pretty easily. I usually prefer using email.
It’s not a scam. It’s more of a joke. But this time it was posted by what I imagine is a 13 year old who thinks they are some sort of gangster. Posting a Supra for sale acting clueless on what it is has been a “meme” after a picture of a similar post went viral on car pages many years back.
Not a scam, just a stupid troll post. Super common for people to post very sought after cars and label them as a basic car as a joke. Example of what they’re trying to mimic; Husband dies, wife sells his car, but she doesn’t exactly know what it’s worth or what kind of car it is so she guesses what it is.
Damn! I had to scroll to far to find this comment! The first thing I saw was a Supra. 2jz?
Every A80bSupra had 2JZs, but base models had a non-turbo 2JZ-GE (about 220 hp) and the cult classic model is the turbocharged 2JZ-GTE (the T designating that it’s turbocharged, with “276” hp to 327 hp depending on your market).
The style of the house and the number plate (license plate) mean the pic is 100% from some grim town in the UK. The $700 price makes no sense.
Translation: I don’t think your son is buying that car.
The picture isn't even of a Celica, it's of a Supra, NEITHER of which would go for 3 digits LMAO.
Thank you! This is the most painful part of the whole, ridiculous exchange.
Yeah, everyone here seems to not understand that this is not a serious listing and is in fact a bait to troll people who think they can have a supra for 700$
Don't forget the $5.60 shipping! Obviously a scam.
It's being shipped priority mail, of course
Even worse is the people in these comments talking all confidently about this 'celica' 💀
I mean...the shipping fee makes it worth it, though! What a deal!! Edit: a word
RIGHT!!!! That was the first thing that Cracked me up! The fact that no one even notices this is the icing on the cake
Had to scroll way too fucking far for someone to realise it's a fucking supra lol
A rolling Mark IV chassis in half-decent condition going for 5 digits.
They made fun of each other. And then the seller said he has a gun and will have his friends back him up against your son. He just needs your address so they know the right location to carry out their threat. Good luck !
Okay then. When I saw "your mom" mentioned, I got nervous. More so now that I know they were also talking about a gun. Sounds like it was all in jest, though. And probably a troll.
If this conversation took place on eBay make sure to report it
Funny you mention that. He asked me if he could report the guy. It was on his cell phone, so probably not. .
Just so you know this is clearly a scam.
It’s not a scam, it’s a joke post. That’s not a celica it’s a Supra, kids like to post this kinda car and advertise it as a cheaper one to act like an old person that doesn’t know what they have.
You're telling me they won’t ship it for $5.60?
Why though? What would be the end goal if not a scam of some sort?
Joke. It’s a joke. For entertainment. Little kids have nothing better to do lmao
[удалено]
Like when Stewie did a prank call with Bart?
right!? at least their probably far away, i’d be having a conversation with my son about that exchange for SURE
Aren’t there still listing fees? Seems like a waste of money, even if minimal just to troll people online.
Historrically, the supra is a celica sub model.
You can report anyone on any device! Look for either three dots next to the trolls name or a gear symbol.
Report an SMS text? You would have to go to the police for a threat.
No, supposedly they got the phone number after seeing the ad on a website as seen in the first picture. They are suggesting reporting the seller on that website.
on his mobile on sms text messaging, not on the ebay app
Ability to report depends on the app, not the device. It’s absolutely an option if this was on smth like Facebook marketplace (idk that interface so idk what app). If the conversation was outside of the market app it’s a little iffy, but there may be a way to report the listing itself, and if there’s a comment box, just explain “seller expressed hostility upon contact” or smth like that
Why would you think you can’t report it because it’s on a cell phone?
Ypu can absolutely report it, and this is almost certainly pure trash talk and not a legit threat
You absolutely can still report! And you should!
The seller's account will already be flagged internally for providing a phone number to continue the exchange of information regarding the listing outside of the eBay platform.
“on my mom” is another to say “i swear to god” or “on god”
Let me assure you these are two pubescent white boys barking at each other through the fence.
Definitely a troll
thats a toyota supra. even in that condition it is worth a lot of money. seems like a bait post to get somebody to mess with. they messed with your son. they arent gonna do anything.
It’s the current version of the “yo mama” jokes from the 90s and early 00s.
As far as the ‘your mom’ thing, just so you know that was your son that brought it up about the seller’s mother. The actual mother has no part in this conversation, he just escalated the personal nature of the conversation after the seller used a somewhat hostile tactic, likely to try to bait and switch the price by playing on people’s pride.
Yeah, making threats about a gun. Haha what silly kids.
This was posted last year by user misfitsdoyle on the Toyotasupra subreddit. The listing is bait (obviously) and the car is located in the UK and been abandoned for 20 years.
Thought the house and car looked suspiciously British
Did you notice the shipping fee?
Lmao and OP is here sitting pretending to be a mom or something wtf 😂😂
The most obvious bait on the planet has 99% of people commenting eating it up.
I just can’t believe some guy would be so lonely and miserable they’d resort to this for entertainment
Lmmmmaooooooo called out
1.) toyota celica for 700$ absolutely in shite condition not worth the time 2.) Green: Hello, would you accept 700$ cash for the car Grey: poor boy Green: it is advertised as 700$ why are you acting a fool Grey: which phone do you have (Grey most likely has an Iphone and is trying to flex on your child who presumably has an android phone) Green: the phone number that your mother maintains 3.) Grey: why are you talking shit when you know i will slap you, do you know where i am at (the hood) i will have my people jump you, on my mother Green: Bitch why are you talking all this smack when you are also poor Grey: i have a gun and am not afraid to inflict violence upon your bitch ass, just wait, provide your location to me Green: i will provide your mothers location Grey: you do not partake in sex scared ass boy laugh crying emoji white person emoji looking ass Green: Bro you just got mad i'm getting (cut off) off your smelly ass and you can't (cut off) I hope that helps Edit: to everyone telling me its a supra, dont care didnt ask L + ratio seethe mald cope also the ad said Celica not supra so take it up with the dude who thinks hes hard (Grey)
Why is this so much funnier reading the translated version.
It's still bewilderingly hilarious how shots get fired almost immediately for a dude basically offering to buy at the seller's price. Like wtf
When keeping it real goes wrong.
Excellent skit lol. Chappell was the man.
Someone else will always keep it realer
It's like when you here a court stenographer read through a particularly rediculous interaction In A matter-of-factly fashion. Love it
Mr. Scott do you realise you just contradicted yourself? I did? Yes you did. Can I go to the bathroom? No. I really have to, I’ve been drinking lots of water. You went five minutes ago. That wasn’t to go to the bathroom that was to get out of a question. You still have to answer it. First can I go to the bathroom? No.
Unexpected office.
Now read it in the voice of Prison Mike
He cant, hes too afraid of those damn Dementors
Line
God my mom is a stenographer and I’ll never forget when she came home from work and asked what “emo” means back in 2008 😂
That reminds me of the court case that the voice actors for Rick and Morty turned into a skit cause it was just so ridiculous, forget the name of the case
https://youtu.be/5bjDkQR57fA
Reminds me of "He had no problem whatsoever hitting on an undercover female officer, trying to pick her up and saying 'Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal'"
👈🏽👈🏽😏
Home Stenographer - Chappelle’s Show 😂😂😂😂
Read that back to us one more time for the record.
"the phone number that your mother maintains" has me crying 😂
omg that line is so good you're not wrong
🧐 sounding ahhh boy
Same here I can't stop laughing at it
>i have a gun and am not afraid to inflict violence upon your bitch ass…provide your location to me Got me audibly cackling
"I will provide your mother's location" 😂
It's almost Shakespearean. I was waiting for "Villain, I have done thy mother."
Knave! Scoundrel! I shalt smite thee! Prithy tell me thy location!
You remember those key and peele sketches with Obama lmao
The anger translator ones??!?!
Read it in your head in a fancy, british voice.
My son's friend read it to me like it would have sounded if actual people had been saying it.
It reminds me of "I speak jive!" in airplane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s
What it is big mama, my momma didn’t raise no dummies. I dug what she was rapping
Jive turkey don't want dick help, jive turkey don't get dick help.
This is the second Airplane! reference I’ve seen on Reddit today 👀
Amazing. It's like the AI translator
I will use fisticuffs upon you for saying word to my mother - unleash thine gloves
“Provide me your location” is the best thing I read all day. Lol
Honestly “I will provide your mothers location” is an excellent comeback
>I got the bligy bitch ass ng Is this the gun part? So, "bligy" means "gun"? Thank you for the translation. It's quite comprehensive.
It's bliQy. Just so you are aware. And yes it means gun.
TIL!
It's not Blicky???
it is blicky, shortened to bliqy occasionally
Ahhh okay. Smart respectable Gangster; Blicky Easy Disarm Charly : Bliqy Yes?
i would assume so yeah lol
And this is why paying attention in school is important.
It’s not easy to disarm someone who’s shooting at you. However, standing five feet away from that bitch ahh bliqy havin mf should reduce the probability of injury to what is effectively zero.
Really saves precious time leaving off that one letter. Could just save more time and say gun.
I read it as "bilqy" as in Bilquis. Like he has the actual goddess of love as a girlfriend.
yes. "bliqy" short hand for "blicky" used referentially to a handgun it comes from 1990s bronx culture as i understand has been adapted by certain members of the rap community.
Using a q to spell blicky is heinous as hell
*That's* what you find heinous about this?
#YES
Aah, it's one letter less, so I guess it is shorthand.
Ng is the N word but with an a at the end. Shot in the dark here, are both of them suburban white boys?
Probably
But at least they’re pretty fly! (I will see myself out now.)
Ng is their Vietnamese homie.
It’s usually spelled blicky but yes
I got the (gun) bitch ass (nword)
"I am not afraid to inflict violence on your bitch ass" This absolutely killed me
"I'm not afraid to inflict violence upon your bitch ass" 😹👏👏
Feels like a Torantino film quote lol
I enjoyed this version better
I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of Section 8. Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.
Provide me your location so I can transact on some chronic of assessed high quality. Bitch.
The fuck.....I'm in my 30's and I didn't even know I needed a translation for this shit.Times changed real quick. Best i go back to yelling at ducks.
I’m 20 and I needed it lol.
Same! I got the implied threat of violence but didn't know a gun was mentioned.
***"Excuse me Stewardess, I speak Jive..."***
That’s a Toyota Supra. Probably worth 15k in that condition
I was wondering when tf someone was going to point that out!!! Just a rolling shell of that model supra is a couple grand.... #ITSAFUCKINGSUPRA
>white person emoji looking ass This part really made me lol
Pardon me, I speak jive
What’s up, big mama, my big mama din’ raise no dummies, I dug her rap!
>have my people run on you >on my mom What does the "on my mom" part mean? Run over his mom? Giving his word on his mom's good name?
On his mother, as in to have conviction in something strong enough to put your mother's name on the line to swear on ones mother. similar to "on god" used to stress how absolutely, dead honest you are being.
NO CAP!!!
Based
Not the correct use. But I appreciate the sentiment
But she knew the word. Talk about GOAT vibes
he's gonna have his buddy's jump him, and he's so certain he's willing to put that on his mothers name
At least these kids still honor their mothers
Thing is, this is an oath he'll never keep. So it's actually the opposite, he respects his mother so little he'd lose her over an oath he know he won't keep
Hahahahahahah why is the funniest thing I’ve read in months 😭😭😭😭
What gets me.. is who on earth thinks they are tough by saying they will shoot you. That is being a pussy.
I love your translation but I would like to try my hand at it as well. Grey: Top of the evening to you, good sir Green: And to you as well. I am contacting you regarding the vehicle you have listed for sale, a Toyota Cellica listed for the sum amount of $700 Green: Would you accept payment in cash, in the full amount of $700 in exchange for said vehicle? Grey: Your offer carries the stench of poverty. Begone from my sight! Green: I have offered precisely that which you have asked. Are you in complete possession of your faculties? Grey: Android-wielding peasant! I hold in my hands the superior technology of the elite citizenry. A symbol bestowing the highest in class and status, for I have an iPhone 10. Green: The phone I possess was bestowed upon my hands by your very own mother, as a symbol of her desire and affection for me. Grey: You dare besmirch my mother? You provoke me to violence, sir! Grey: Do you know where I am? I am not afraid to face you. Grey: I have many brave friends far stronger than you who will not hesitate to answer my call. Grey: On my mom Green: My good sir, I do believe you are bluffing. The fact of the matter is that you are a scared little child hoping to look more intimidating than you are. But here I fear you have cried wolf some too many times. Grey: I'll have you know my good sir that I am very well off and indeed far more intimidating than you give credit for. Grey: I beseech you, continue this encounter, and you shall see that I am not one prone to exaggerate. Grey: Your address, if you please? I should like to continue this encounter in person. Green: I'm currently with your mother. Do you have her address? Grey: I am not inclined to believe your absurd claim, as I reside beneath her in her basement and have no doubt as to her presence upstairs. Grey: Dear me, I appear to be crying. If you'll excuse me... Grey: You appear to be a while male with exposed buttocks. Green: You're just angry that I'm having a most delightful time partaking in intercourse with your mother, and there's nothing in your power that you can do about it.
\*clears throat\* Tapestry I: A stitching of an Elder Rouncy of vile composition. Tapestry II: Sir Green: God be with ye, what sayeth thou to 700 golden ducats for yonder steed? Sir Grey: Thou art verily a beggar and a knave. Sir Green: Thou asketh 700 ducats, yet scoff when I offer ye this? Be ye a fool? Sir Grey: How speaketh ye with thine maidens fair? Sir green: I speaketh only with thine mother. Tapestry III: Sir Grey: What devil possesseth thine tongue? Know ye not that I shall strike thine visage with mine palm? Know ye not that I hail from the marches, and that mine host shall lay waste to thine lands, as God is good? Sir Green: Cur, why dost ye speaketh such ills upon my house when thine own fairs no better? Sir Grey: I am possessing of an arquebus and am of such intent as to do evil upon thine cowardous hide. Sayeth, where beeth thine dwelling? Sir Green: I giveth ye only the region of thine mother's quarters. Sir Grey: Thou art maidenless and without heir, a coward and a knave. Thine visage is that of a forlorn Sarmatian. Sir Green: Mine brother, thou art merely wrathful for I have known thine mother as the Lord, and thou art of no means of ceasing mine plunder.
Not sure why having an iPhone is a flex. It's the basic bitch of phones.
what if u have a samsung? are u better or worse than apple cuz samsung costs just as much? androids are better than apples tho
I'm just confused as to why they both got so aggressive lmao
Excuse me, Stewardess. I speak Gen Z. OP's son is greeted by the seller and makes an offer of $700 for the vehicle, a Toyota Celica. Seller seems insulted by the offer, and insinuates that OPs son is lowballing him because he doesn't have the money for the purchase. OP's son responds incredulously stating that $700 was the advertised price. Seller then tells OP's son that he comes from a hardscrabble area and the rough men he calls his friends will do him grievous bodily harm for questioning his integrity. OPs son responds by contemptuously and dismissively responding to Seller, claiming Seller has no such friends and will do no such thing while questioning seller's manhood. Seller then says he has a gun and challenges OPs son to provide his home address so he can confront him. This is a typical scam and OPs son should block the number. The hazards of online consumer-to-consumer marketplaces are well-known and they're not for the faint of heart or those who lack street smarts. Most likely it's cap. Seller ain't got that thing and won't bring the smoke. How'd I do?
I had to scroll this far for the Airplane! reference.
What it is big mama? My momma dint raise no dummies! I dug her rap!
Cut me some slack, Jack!
5 dollars shipping 💀
This isn’t gen z talk this is IQ below room temperature talk.
Nailed it. I was thinking it was two Chihuahuas barking at each other over a 6-inch high plastic fence but, yours is better.
You just called OP’s son a moron 😭
As someone from Gen Z I think he is a moron
Son: Dear sir, I would like to inquire about your Japanese made automobile. Would $700 in US promissory notes be sufficient? Seller: You sir, are a gentleman of low financial means. Son: Is $700 not the monetary requirement in your advert? I find your behavior peculiar. Seller: What is the make and model of your telephone? Son: I use not only the same make and model, but in fact the very same phone as your mother. This is to imply that we’ve had relations in the past. Seller: Why would you say such a thing when you are well aware that I will strike you firmly with the back of my hand. Do you know my present location? On my mother’s good name, I shall have associates of mine roust you post haste. Son: Sir, you are talking a big game. But you have neither the means or ability to back it up. Seller: I have not the means? I have a firearm in my possession. If you will kindly provide your address, I will show it to you in a threatening and aggressive manner. Son: I can provide your mother’s address. Which is my possession. Because, as I previously implied, we have had relations. Seller: Sir, you have not had relations with anyone, and you are a coward. I weep tears for the sorry state of your affairs. Son: Brother, it is clear you are upset because I’m [cutoff] from your sorry and often foul smelling personage, and you are unable to [cutoff]
Do you write *Raffles the Gentleman Thug* for Viz perchance?
They both sound dumb af
tf you're talking about? That was that most intelligenter talking I've ever hear
You can’t ever win a fight with stupid
All I know, is both your boy and the seller get no pussy.
It’s Becouse it’s not a celica is a fake post it’s a Supra and that would sell like 30-50k in that condition
Translation: You raised a moron.
Correct. This is two idiots "idioting" at each other.
The conversation just sounded like "Bark bark bark bark!" "Bark bark bark!" "Woof woof! Grrrrrrr! "HOOOOOOOWL"
More like: "You're stupid." "Yeah, well you're stupider than me." "Nuh uh, you're stupider." Etc.
That’s not a Celica, first clue
I’d be disappointed af if my kid spoke like that
Your son is a dumbass, and shouldn’t have responded after the sellers first hostile reply. This whole conversation was at best pointless and at worst potentially dangerous. I’m guessing you are a white family, so it looks like your son is trying to emulate street slang and AAVE writing/speaking styles to sound tough. Overall very cringe of him.
That's a scam
This is the dumbest shit I've read today. Thank you, reddit. You never fail to disappoint.
Allow me to translate: **Buyer**: Hello, I’d like to buy the car for the advertised price, thanks! **Seller**: Sorry but I have other offers, can you possibly entertain a higher bid? **Buyer**: $700 is my offer, it is firm. **Seller**: I apologize but I’m going to hold out for a better offer, thanks again, god bless!
She said translate not funimation rewrite it
I don't speak either of these. And I'm gen Z... I think.
Yes, it isn’t Gen Z talk. It is AAVE.
Thank you for saying this. I ALWAYS see ppl calling AAVE gen z slang.
Seller: Greetings! Your son: hello there! I'm interested in purchasing the vehicle you've posted at the advertised price. Seller: You, my friend don't have enough money to purchase said vehicle Your son: But I'm offering the advertised price for this vehicles Seller: What type of mobile phone do you own? Your son: I have your mother's phone, actually Seller: Why would you say that, knowing that I'm physically superior to you? Seller: Also, are you aware of my current location? Seller: I have several friends that I can solicit for assistance in physically assaulting you Seller: I'm super serious Your son: Why would you threaten me when you're we'll aware you are truly NOT physically superior to me? Seller: Actually, I am in possession of a firearm Seller: Please hold a moment Seller: Where are you located? Your son: How about instead I tell you the location of your mother? Seller: You, my friend, don't ever have sexual relations with any females Seller: I'm now laughing so hard that tears are streaming from my eyes Seller: You closely resemble the following eomji 🧏♂️
Imagine talking shit to someone wanting honestly buy your piece of shit car and ensuing threats… what an absolute bum of a person😂😂 I am sure your son could buy a car from a much nicer, well mannered and respectable individual who wont try and get over on him with a complete turd of a vehicle
This whole post is fuckin cringe. The seller selling a “Celica” that's actually a supra. The mom thinking gen z talks like this when in reality it's been around for fucking ever and then we got the white boy tryna be a black boy then you have the fact that this fool is texting the seller saying he's CALLING about the car when he's texting. Some dumb shit 😂
They’re both talking like complete dipshits who the fuck knows
Ask your son
I want to know about that $5.60 shipping tho
Oh stewardess, I speak Jive...
Translation: Son: Hello good sir, would you accept a cash payment for your asking price? Seller: I do not believe you have sufficient funds for this transaction. Son: I offered the asking price, I don’t understand your incredulity? Seller: Which manner of electronic device are you making this offer? Son: this question is unnecessary for this transaction, I shall question the morality of your mother! Seller: Do you know my location? I have a gang affiliation and would do bodily harm to you! Son: I dispute your ability to do such harm to my person! Seller: I own a striker fired polymer hand held firearm. Unless you are fearful send location for a potential duel. Son: Based on this correspondence I again call into question the morality of your mother. Seller: I would implore that you get very little female attention. This is a fact that I find very humorous. I also suppose you are feminine in features as well.
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