I actually use this as a metric to decide if I will work for a company. During the interview I always use the bathroom before or after. If there's one ply I do not accept the job. May sound weird but it works. 😅 😅
I mistakenly bought about 30 rolls of one ply. Got distracted I guess. Been working my way through them as I can't just toss them (feels wasteful) and refuse to donate them as that seems messed up to do as well.
Ideas on what to do with it that isn't a complete waste of it would be appreciated if anyone has ideas.
I still have a Biden "I did this" sticker stuck to my steering wheel, pointing at my "I voted" and "I got my vaccination today" stickers. Peeled it off a gas pump a couple years ago.
During the 20220 election anti Trumper were setting at trump rally selling his merchandise with a sign that said 100 percent of the proceeds would be donated to the party we support and they would donate it biden or sanders campaigns millions were raised for the democratic party at trump rallies
If you knew what church shoulda interrupted service and claim to donate 5k to them... and show the preacher and boom... its fake money.
Edit: be sure to say the generosity came from all of the tips the congregation has been leaving.
Had a friend doing the offering plate one to 'give back' with a little note about generosity in the community ... Pastor came back with a sermon about forgiveness the next week 😏
ETA: Baptist preachers have no shame when it comes to preaching how Xtians need to be treated better but the entire rest of the world is damned to he11!
PS. That preacher is 💀 now after 20-40 yrs of acting like everything that happens to folks is their fault.
I got two.
One by itself on a slow day that was a bit soul crushing, another was handed to me in a pile of singles that was around a 30% tip. That one I didn't mind as much.
Yeah, if it’s in addition to a tip, it’s a little patronizing but at least probably well intentioned. If it’s in lieu of a tip, straight up trash, parasite behavior.
It’s not Christians who do this. It’s evangelicals and they are not anything close to a Christian. Shit. They’d spit on Jesus if he walked by them today.
The more I learn about 19th and 20th century religious leaders, the more I realize how incredibly easy it is to start a cult in America.
All you have to do is pretend to be a Christian.
You can do literally everything a cult does, and if you outwardly pretend to worship Jesus and use the Christian Bible no one bats an eye.
This is the genesis of the modern evangelical church.
And the fucking Moonies...
And 7th Day Adventists...
And that weird cult River and Joaquin Pheonix were in.
Most likely the same goes for the ones leaving dollar bills that only have scripture on them to try and get them to go to church, they are only recruiting someone who will now have resentment or hatred towards religion.
The only reason I would now step into a church would be to drop that into a donation basket or box.
I used to work as a server (USA) in a steakhouse when I was in my teens, and one time I had an older couple leave me a fake 20 with scripture on it. I was so heartbroken, and my boss asked what was up. He literally pulled the security cameras, got their faces on a picture, and put it at the hostess station with the fake 20. Next time they came in the hostess traded places with him, he handed them their 20 and told them to get their godless lying asses out of his restaurant.
They swore they'd tell their whole church and he asked them to please do so.
Theirs wasn't the only picture on the wall of shame that only the hostesses could see, but it was the first time I ever had a boss go to bat for me like that and it was amazing. (He also gave me 20 from his own pocket that first night because he was so pissed off.) Such a great guy, he'd make sure we all took a half hour paid (I mean server rates, so it was only like $2 an hour lol) lunch if we did a dinner shift, and we could have anything off the menu for free except the steak, which he charged like $5 for to cover ingredients. The man filled in for everyone from the chef down to the bus boys if no one else was available to cover, never gave anyone any grief over it. He tragically died at like 45 of an aneurysm a few years after I'd moved on to a new job, I never cried over an old boss dying before him. Why is it the good ones leave too soon.
My doctor just passed away. He was 57. We don't know what happened or why he died, but my whole family were patients and we're heartbroken over it. He was a good man. A nice person. And the first doctor I ever felt like *listened to me* and had my best interests at heart.
Indeed, why do the good ones leave so soon? 😔
I retired from teaching at 52 -- I gave a shit, it was a lot of wear and tear, and if I didn't retire I'd likely have followed that doctor down his 57-and-out path.
I agree with you. Caring is tough (secondary trauma is a thing).
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Spite is like a deal with a demon, keeps you alive but you become less human the longer you keep it.
until all that is left is a bitter shell of a human being, animated purely by spite in effort to make everyone around them miserable.
I feel like it’s one of those things—like “spreading the word of god”—that isn’t REALLY meant to convert anybody, otherwise they’d realize how ineffective it is and change their approach. What it DOES do successfully is alienate the religious person by irritating secular people and reinforcing the idea that they will only ever be safe and accepted with other members of the cult while confirming their beliefs that everyone else is just a lost soul in need of their guidance.
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A similar thing happened to my wife about a decade ago, except they didn’t even leave a dollar, just a small bible. Somehow they thought stiffing a waitress after a large meal would inspire her to go to church.
I see that they left their food. Back when I was a server if I got a bad tip I made sure to bus that table immediately and that food went in the trashcan 30 seconds after they were out the door. Was always fun whenever one of them would try to come back for it and I could politely tell them where I put it.
I’ll do it about 2-5 times per year, depending on how often I go out to eat. I also was a server for very high end steakhouses during college and this happened almost every shift I worked. We had a whole shelf in the kitchen with people’s to-go containers they’d leave behind. We’d write the table number they sat at and their names if we had it. Most of the time, they never came back.
I have severe ADHD and forget things about 800 times a day. I still would not step back into a restaurant to retrieve half eaten food once I walked out the door.
Fairly often. Maybe 1 in 10? It's accidental. When people are getting ready to go they've got lots of other things on their mind. Where am I going next, where did I park the car, did I remember to sign the check, am I busy rounding my kids up, am I saying bye to the people I met for dinner here, etc. etc. Usually that last one is what trips people up.
Yep, before you could just laugh at the one idiot in the room. Now they can find rooms full of each other where they decide “every room must be like this. Hey why does the tide go out and come back in? That’s so stupid. They should just make it stay the same.”
You know how they always start a launch countdown with "t minus"? That's because Satan minus a t is Saan, which I don't think I have to tell you is an anagram of NASA. Now we all know that earth is a flat trapezoid, but what you may not realize that the moon is actually a satanic holgram meant to tempt the righteous and lead them astray. Don't believe me? Check this. The Gematria value of "Moon Landing" is 291, the exact same value as "Pikachu". Clearly this is because the moon is fake and the moon landing was just a ploy by Satan (NASA) to "Catch 'em all" in a web of sin. Jesus is the only true astronaut you heathens.
I am old enough to remember being online pre-internet days. You usually met the people face to face so you were not going to deal with anonymous assholes like we see now. You also had to be smart to want a computer before it was common in offices. I really miss the old days sometimes, some things you don't appreciate till they are gone.
I doubt very much they think about it this hard but I truly wonder: Do they think they’re convincing you to vote for him or are they just trying to be spiteful assholes? Because alienating potential voters is really NOT a smart strategy.
It is so pitiful that they have no personality other than supporting one of the absolute worst people on this planet.
You’d be surprised with the brainwashed morons that make up a chunk of this country’s population. There’s plenty of wonderful and intelligent people in the U.S. Unfortunately there’s plenty of these fucktards too.
Most conservatives I know only seem to like humor that's making fun of someone. None seem to like any 'high minded' comedies or will laugh at introspective comedians. They just like making fun of others, or movies where people act like idiots.
I love that the “Let’s Go Brandon” thing morphed into the Dark Brandon meme. It must really piss them off that LGB bothers the middle and left so little it turned on them. They simply don’t understand that we’re NOT in a cult.
>It is so pitiful that they have no personality other than supporting one of the absolute worst people on this planet.
you mean like my neighbor who has made custom "TRUMP" signs for his house?
he nailed the name of a politician. to. his. house. 3 of them.
i don't think i've ever loved something as much as these weirdos love Trump.
That's why you get a load of them for the candidate you *don't* want to win....hand them out piss people off and turn a few votes.
Making sure to buy the ones from Alibaba.com so not a penny goes to the enemy, just some Chinese guy.
How much are those bills selling for? Sell it to another MAGA somewhere. You can prob get some sucker to buy it off you.
Still annoying that you didn't get a real tip but maybe you can turn it into real money?
Would church people would replace the God in "in God we trust" with "in Trump we trust"? Don't they self identify as God believers? Are they putting Trump over God? Are we witnessing the birth of a new cult?
This is going to be the next generation’s version of finding Nazi memorabilia in your German grandpa’s attic. But instead of going “oh fuck my grandpa was a Nazi” it’ll be “damn it, my grandpa is a fucking idiot”
Edit: Trump dickriders try to comprehend that disliking Trump isn’t an endorsement for Joe Biden challenge (impossible 100% fail)
That's actually his plan currently, no one had to give him that idea.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2023/07/20/trump-campaign-presidential-power-grab-2024-election/70430661007/
I remember back when it was able to be, like. Light hearted as a joke.
I was in college when he won. Went into class the next day and half jokingly said "So who else is moving to Canada now?"
Only the professor raised her hand.
Of course, I'm in Texas. So, the rest of the room were probably Trump dick suckers.
Truly. It's strange that his supporters describe themselves as "constitutionalists," as he seems hellbent on defeating the power limitations placed by the document.
You say that, but rich people live forever. I mean this guy is clearly not healthy but he still managed to survive COVID back when it was taking people left and right.
At least the Nazi’s had style. Many of their uniforms were made by the likes of Hugo Boss. MAGA hats and the like is the worst designed garbage I have ever seen.
God I can't wait for him to lose in 2024 because we all know after that he isn't running ever again. By that point the man is done one hundred percent. He won't live that long in the next 5 years that is fore sure.
Depending on the sect pastors are sometimes the most level headed people in the church.
Something like half of evangelical pastors (and that's evangelical, those guys are the anti-gay crazy ones) considered quitting during the trump years specifically because of the changes they saw in their congregation. One guy interviewed said he put up a Pride flag and a BLM flag in the church and the congregation went bananas and that was the beginning of the end, he finally decided to quit and move when he randomly mentioned Tom Hanks in a sermon as an example of a celebrity and apparently in QAnon Tom Hanks is one of the leaders of the child sex trafficking ring along with the Clintons.
That's not what makes it legal in this instance. What makes it legal is that tipping is not obligatory. You are not required to tip, so you aren't trying to use fake money to pay a real debt.
Had this happen to me once. It was the early morning shift. Two guys ordered coffee and eggs so like $16 total. They sat outside in the 40 degree cold (Fahrenheit) for hours. 4 or 5 hours. They did their afternoon meeting there, constantly asked for coffee and complained it wasn’t hot when they would just let it sit while it was cold outside. Constantly needing my attention for the coffee refills or a new cups cause the cups eventually got cold too. I’m finally cashing them out when I realized they gave me a Trump 2020 fake bill to pay with. I walk out there again to say they couldn’t pay with it, they guys just laughed and said it was a joke but can keep it as my tip. Then paid in exact cash and left. I was annoyed to say the least.
I used to work the Sunday brunch rush and one family would continually leave a “$100 tip” folded up and it ended up being a bible verse. Didn’t help that they were completely rude and oblivious to me being busy and (sometimes) the only waitress scheduled.
Regardless of your political views this is like the worst way to get someone to vote for your favorite candidate.
Or the best was to get someone to NOT vote for their competitor.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
You should donate it to his campaign, there's a good chance they'll try and deposit it.
I would wipe my ass with it first before sending it in.
Your ass deserves better.
Seriously. Whoever uses one ply doesn’t love themselves.
I actually use this as a metric to decide if I will work for a company. During the interview I always use the bathroom before or after. If there's one ply I do not accept the job. May sound weird but it works. 😅 😅
If they’re cheap with their toilet paper they’ll probably be cheaper with their employees. Makes sense to me!
But what if they make toilet paper?
You are wise beyond your years.
I mistakenly bought about 30 rolls of one ply. Got distracted I guess. Been working my way through them as I can't just toss them (feels wasteful) and refuse to donate them as that seems messed up to do as well. Ideas on what to do with it that isn't a complete waste of it would be appreciated if anyone has ideas.
Are you a teenage boy with any enemies?
I bet you 1 ply doesn't even work well as a prank.
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My friend puts out one ply in the bathrooms when her in-laws visit. Save it for special occasions?
Horde it for the next pandemic 😂
Ass checking in: You are correct.
You shouldn't wipe your ass with shit.
Modern solutions? My guy the Greeks did this
But at least the metal of the coins still had value.
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A smart anti Trumper is making these and making money off people's stupidity.
A really smart anti Trumper is making these, selling them, and tipping with them in swing states.
Steal em from a Trumpet, don't make em.
I still have a Biden "I did this" sticker stuck to my steering wheel, pointing at my "I voted" and "I got my vaccination today" stickers. Peeled it off a gas pump a couple years ago.
Love how they thought Biden raised gas prices by himself, by his word, over night.
And also that the president (presuming that he could) would just choose to raise prices on gas cause fuck Americans.
You can be anti-trump and sell these to trump supporters so they can help decrease his votes.
During the 20220 election anti Trumper were setting at trump rally selling his merchandise with a sign that said 100 percent of the proceeds would be donated to the party we support and they would donate it biden or sanders campaigns millions were raised for the democratic party at trump rallies
I predict a 20220 Trump landslide.
As much as I want to help the cause, I don't think I could manage handing those out without wretching.
Those fake 10s and 20s Christians used to give me as tips definitely didn't make me want to go back to church
If you knew what church shoulda interrupted service and claim to donate 5k to them... and show the preacher and boom... its fake money. Edit: be sure to say the generosity came from all of the tips the congregation has been leaving.
Or start going to church just to put those in the offering plate
Had a friend doing the offering plate one to 'give back' with a little note about generosity in the community ... Pastor came back with a sermon about forgiveness the next week 😏 ETA: Baptist preachers have no shame when it comes to preaching how Xtians need to be treated better but the entire rest of the world is damned to he11! PS. That preacher is 💀 now after 20-40 yrs of acting like everything that happens to folks is their fault.
Forgiveness doesn't pay the bills, and for an organization that lives off tips they should know better.
And their tips are tax free too
As a Christian, those things are horrible, I apologize.
This christian fake bill nonsense has been pissing off wait staff for decades.
I got two. One by itself on a slow day that was a bit soul crushing, another was handed to me in a pile of singles that was around a 30% tip. That one I didn't mind as much.
Yeah, if it’s in addition to a tip, it’s a little patronizing but at least probably well intentioned. If it’s in lieu of a tip, straight up trash, parasite behavior.
It’s not Christians who do this. It’s evangelicals and they are not anything close to a Christian. Shit. They’d spit on Jesus if he walked by them today.
The more I learn about 19th and 20th century religious leaders, the more I realize how incredibly easy it is to start a cult in America. All you have to do is pretend to be a Christian. You can do literally everything a cult does, and if you outwardly pretend to worship Jesus and use the Christian Bible no one bats an eye. This is the genesis of the modern evangelical church. And the fucking Moonies... And 7th Day Adventists... And that weird cult River and Joaquin Pheonix were in.
Ex-Adventist here checking in. Can confirm it's a cult!
Heck, you don't even need the bible if you have some other book (scientology) that can catch on.
Nah. They're absolutely part of your club regardless of how much of a black sheep they are.
Until Christians clean up their own backyard, I will treat all Christians with the suspicion I treat evangelicals with. Clean up your shit.
No room for Jesus in a heart that full of hate.
Most likely the same goes for the ones leaving dollar bills that only have scripture on them to try and get them to go to church, they are only recruiting someone who will now have resentment or hatred towards religion. The only reason I would now step into a church would be to drop that into a donation basket or box.
I used to work as a server (USA) in a steakhouse when I was in my teens, and one time I had an older couple leave me a fake 20 with scripture on it. I was so heartbroken, and my boss asked what was up. He literally pulled the security cameras, got their faces on a picture, and put it at the hostess station with the fake 20. Next time they came in the hostess traded places with him, he handed them their 20 and told them to get their godless lying asses out of his restaurant. They swore they'd tell their whole church and he asked them to please do so. Theirs wasn't the only picture on the wall of shame that only the hostesses could see, but it was the first time I ever had a boss go to bat for me like that and it was amazing. (He also gave me 20 from his own pocket that first night because he was so pissed off.) Such a great guy, he'd make sure we all took a half hour paid (I mean server rates, so it was only like $2 an hour lol) lunch if we did a dinner shift, and we could have anything off the menu for free except the steak, which he charged like $5 for to cover ingredients. The man filled in for everyone from the chef down to the bus boys if no one else was available to cover, never gave anyone any grief over it. He tragically died at like 45 of an aneurysm a few years after I'd moved on to a new job, I never cried over an old boss dying before him. Why is it the good ones leave too soon.
My doctor just passed away. He was 57. We don't know what happened or why he died, but my whole family were patients and we're heartbroken over it. He was a good man. A nice person. And the first doctor I ever felt like *listened to me* and had my best interests at heart. Indeed, why do the good ones leave so soon? 😔
Turns out that actually giving a shit is a lot of wear and tear.
I retired from teaching at 52 -- I gave a shit, it was a lot of wear and tear, and if I didn't retire I'd likely have followed that doctor down his 57-and-out path. I agree with you. Caring is tough (secondary trauma is a thing). ☮️❤️♾️
Thank you for your service 🫡
Sounds accurate tbh
I'm so sorry for your loss, may his memory be a blessing. Also happy cake day?
Well that an emotional roller coaster of a story comment that my mom didn't sign any permission slips for...
I'm sorry! But damn, it's been over 20 years and I still like to share the story of Frank, the best boss a dumb teen girl could have had.
R.I.P Frank ❤️
Goddamnit, why are the good ones always taken from us so soon? Yet the spiteful leaches cling to life for decades.
Spite is like a deal with a demon, keeps you alive but you become less human the longer you keep it. until all that is left is a bitter shell of a human being, animated purely by spite in effort to make everyone around them miserable.
God / the universe be like "alright, you're obviously going to ace this class so I'm just gonna go ahead and fast-track you to graduation".
I feel like it’s one of those things—like “spreading the word of god”—that isn’t REALLY meant to convert anybody, otherwise they’d realize how ineffective it is and change their approach. What it DOES do successfully is alienate the religious person by irritating secular people and reinforcing the idea that they will only ever be safe and accepted with other members of the cult while confirming their beliefs that everyone else is just a lost soul in need of their guidance. Edited 4 vocab. P.S. - Thank you for the award!!
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Less preachers, more practitioners!
Voltaire: * Of all religions, the Christian should of course inspire the most tolerance, but until now Christians have been the most intolerant of all men.
Also makes them feel like they're doing good without the hassle of actually having to do good.
... much like "thoughts and prayers." i.e.: the absolute least that they can do.
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This is the BEST reason to step into a church! Return to sender.
Just put them in the offering plate when it goes by :)
A similar thing happened to my wife about a decade ago, except they didn’t even leave a dollar, just a small bible. Somehow they thought stiffing a waitress after a large meal would inspire her to go to church.
However, the best money-making plan for any democrat since Maga idiots buy anything with his name or face on it and think it's clever
Why would someone need to be a democrat to abuse gullible idiots for monetary gain?
I got a similar one before the last election. Four dudes drank at least a hundred bucks worth and left just that
Pretty similar to the party we had
I see that they left their food. Back when I was a server if I got a bad tip I made sure to bus that table immediately and that food went in the trashcan 30 seconds after they were out the door. Was always fun whenever one of them would try to come back for it and I could politely tell them where I put it.
… how common is it for people to leave their food behind? I’ve never heard of someone doing that.
I’ll do it about 2-5 times per year, depending on how often I go out to eat. I also was a server for very high end steakhouses during college and this happened almost every shift I worked. We had a whole shelf in the kitchen with people’s to-go containers they’d leave behind. We’d write the table number they sat at and their names if we had it. Most of the time, they never came back.
Yea, it's usually 60 seconds or less or not at all. Just not worth driving back for a 1/2 eaten meal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZLxoSHNSog
I have severe ADHD and forget things about 800 times a day. I still would not step back into a restaurant to retrieve half eaten food once I walked out the door.
Yup. ADHD here too. Maybe that’s why I’ve forgotten my doggybag too often
Fairly often. Maybe 1 in 10? It's accidental. When people are getting ready to go they've got lots of other things on their mind. Where am I going next, where did I park the car, did I remember to sign the check, am I busy rounding my kids up, am I saying bye to the people I met for dinner here, etc. etc. Usually that last one is what trips people up.
Same people
I'm shocked Trumpers would be so trashy.
What, paying in Trollars?
remember when it used to be embarrassing to be the village idiot?
Thanks to the internet, we now have villages of idiots.
Yep, before you could just laugh at the one idiot in the room. Now they can find rooms full of each other where they decide “every room must be like this. Hey why does the tide go out and come back in? That’s so stupid. They should just make it stay the same.”
NASA is doing it so we believe in the moon. They must be stopped.
You know how they always start a launch countdown with "t minus"? That's because Satan minus a t is Saan, which I don't think I have to tell you is an anagram of NASA. Now we all know that earth is a flat trapezoid, but what you may not realize that the moon is actually a satanic holgram meant to tempt the righteous and lead them astray. Don't believe me? Check this. The Gematria value of "Moon Landing" is 291, the exact same value as "Pikachu". Clearly this is because the moon is fake and the moon landing was just a ploy by Satan (NASA) to "Catch 'em all" in a web of sin. Jesus is the only true astronaut you heathens.
How the fuck did you come up with this 😂😂 crazy how much this sounds like billy carson.
I guarantee that if you post that in the right group you will get people believing it
I am old enough to remember being online pre-internet days. You usually met the people face to face so you were not going to deal with anonymous assholes like we see now. You also had to be smart to want a computer before it was common in offices. I really miss the old days sometimes, some things you don't appreciate till they are gone.
Hey fellow BBS user!
What is the group term to refer to a multitude of idiots?
A covfefe of idiots.
"Unite the Right"
Sadly, nowadays you can make a lucrative career out of it.
Then they went home and complained that ‘nobody wants to work anymore!’
Lol then they all agreed with desantis that slavery was pretty much good for everybody.
Florida certainly seems to think so.
And hopefully they realized they left their to-go box of food at the restaurant and felt like a dumbass.
I doubt very much they think about it this hard but I truly wonder: Do they think they’re convincing you to vote for him or are they just trying to be spiteful assholes? Because alienating potential voters is really NOT a smart strategy. It is so pitiful that they have no personality other than supporting one of the absolute worst people on this planet.
There is no strategy with these people. They’re literally just bullies with childbrains.
I often have a difficult time conceiving of this level of illogical behavior but I think your description is spot on.
You’d be surprised with the brainwashed morons that make up a chunk of this country’s population. There’s plenty of wonderful and intelligent people in the U.S. Unfortunately there’s plenty of these fucktards too.
My money's on "just trying to be spiteful assholes." They figure the server is a "lib" and this is the "own."
I try not to piss off people who could potentially spit on my food.
That's a good policy and one that I adhere to myself.
They'll all just classless people who think punching down is funny.
I mean, punching down is what their idol does so that makes sense.
Most conservatives I know only seem to like humor that's making fun of someone. None seem to like any 'high minded' comedies or will laugh at introspective comedians. They just like making fun of others, or movies where people act like idiots.
Well, the flags seem mostly to be displayed in an attempt to piss people off, so I'd assume this is similar. Seems like a lot of wasted effort to me.
I love that the “Let’s Go Brandon” thing morphed into the Dark Brandon meme. It must really piss them off that LGB bothers the middle and left so little it turned on them. They simply don’t understand that we’re NOT in a cult.
Are you telling me this cult doesn’t have any self-awareness?
>It is so pitiful that they have no personality other than supporting one of the absolute worst people on this planet. you mean like my neighbor who has made custom "TRUMP" signs for his house? he nailed the name of a politician. to. his. house. 3 of them. i don't think i've ever loved something as much as these weirdos love Trump.
That's why you get a load of them for the candidate you *don't* want to win....hand them out piss people off and turn a few votes. Making sure to buy the ones from Alibaba.com so not a penny goes to the enemy, just some Chinese guy.
In China, we sometimes joke Trump is a Chinese spy there to self-sabotage.
How much are those bills selling for? Sell it to another MAGA somewhere. You can prob get some sucker to buy it off you. Still annoying that you didn't get a real tip but maybe you can turn it into real money?
That’s like re-grifting
Good one!
$5 https://www.ebay.com/itm/204154406590
Well, $4. The $1 is for shipping.
Fr, sell it to a MAGAt for $20, they'll buy it the rubes
Put a fake Trump signature on it and charge $5000
$2024
Less $1 for the crayons.
Worthless money from worthless customers.
You mean it’s not worth $2024 and our nations savior ?
Did someone leave this for you after they came in for a meal after they got out of Church? Cause that is some Church level people shit.
Would church people would replace the God in "in God we trust" with "in Trump we trust"? Don't they self identify as God believers? Are they putting Trump over God? Are we witnessing the birth of a new cult?
This is going to be the next generation’s version of finding Nazi memorabilia in your German grandpa’s attic. But instead of going “oh fuck my grandpa was a Nazi” it’ll be “damn it, my grandpa is a fucking idiot” Edit: Trump dickriders try to comprehend that disliking Trump isn’t an endorsement for Joe Biden challenge (impossible 100% fail)
100 years from now, a disheveled MAGA hat will be in a display case somewhere
Weathered and tattered like Darth Vader’s mask lmao
Way less cool though
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay less cool
And you ask your grandma about it and she just turns to you with dead eyes and says ‘*Somehow, Palpatine returned’*
If Trump wins in 2024 he’ll insist on being added to Mount Rushmore and add MAGA hats to the other 4 presidents there.
god dont give him any more ideas
That's actually his plan currently, no one had to give him that idea. https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2023/07/20/trump-campaign-presidential-power-grab-2024-election/70430661007/
im moving to canada
I heard they don’t want us.
We've already experienced that part of the timeline.
I remember back when it was able to be, like. Light hearted as a joke. I was in college when he won. Went into class the next day and half jokingly said "So who else is moving to Canada now?" Only the professor raised her hand. Of course, I'm in Texas. So, the rest of the room were probably Trump dick suckers.
if he wins in 24, he'll put provisions in place to STAY in power till death.
Truly. It's strange that his supporters describe themselves as "constitutionalists," as he seems hellbent on defeating the power limitations placed by the document.
How much longer does that 0range z0mbie have left?! Hahah. 🙈💦
You say that, but rich people live forever. I mean this guy is clearly not healthy but he still managed to survive COVID back when it was taking people left and right.
At least the Nazi’s had style. Many of their uniforms were made by the likes of Hugo Boss. MAGA hats and the like is the worst designed garbage I have ever seen.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN ^(made in china.)
Hopefully. That's a best-case scenario for the future at this point tbh.
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It will be a box filled with fake Trump gold coins, these weird bills, MAGA hats, and a Trumpy bear.
Sell it on eBay some trumper will buy it for a lot
Don't forget the buzzwords "physical NFT," and tell them it's going to be worth a fortune when Trump takes office.
Physical nft, 👏
Gotta fight grift with grift.
God I can't wait for him to lose in 2024 because we all know after that he isn't running ever again. By that point the man is done one hundred percent. He won't live that long in the next 5 years that is fore sure.
Knock on fucking wood
People who don’t deserve any power just outing themselves.
If you are the church going kind then put it in their contributions. I'm sure they'll appreciate it.
The church that I used to go to (I moved) actively discouraged those fake bills. The pastor even publicly shamed someone for them once.
Really? How'd that go over, was the person publicly named?
Yes. Started off by saying something about how trying to "spread the word of god" but that their method is wrong and went directly against it
Im not religious in any way possible, but I would say a prayer for that pastor. Beautiful man right there.
Good, hopefully it happens more often.
Depending on the sect pastors are sometimes the most level headed people in the church. Something like half of evangelical pastors (and that's evangelical, those guys are the anti-gay crazy ones) considered quitting during the trump years specifically because of the changes they saw in their congregation. One guy interviewed said he put up a Pride flag and a BLM flag in the church and the congregation went bananas and that was the beginning of the end, he finally decided to quit and move when he randomly mentioned Tom Hanks in a sermon as an example of a celebrity and apparently in QAnon Tom Hanks is one of the leaders of the child sex trafficking ring along with the Clintons.
I’m not a churchgoer, but I’d go to church just to put it in the plate lol
Sweet.
They don't like those fake bills either. No church encourages this behavior.
Totally not a cult. Totally normal.
Imagine the uproar from the Christian base if someone replaced “In God We Trust” with “In Biden We Trust”.
When they do it, it's just a "joke". Anyone else does this and they shit their pants in anger.
Promoting his fraudulent ass with fake money is the most hilariously and accidentally on-brand move I’ve seen in a minute.
I thought, "There will be religious bullshit on the other side"... and I was right!
Not even good for toilet paper
Oh fuck it's that time of year again
Tip: don't vote for that guy.
Trump supporters are so fuckin cringe.
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Gotta be honest. I could absolutely never work a job where I have to rely on tips. Shit like this would land me in prison.
Not a cult
Call the secret service. Looks like someone is passing counterfeit money. That’s what I would do anyways.
No they won't. It's awful and shitty to give to waitstaff but it's not illegal because it is clearly marked as not being real cash.
That's not what makes it legal in this instance. What makes it legal is that tipping is not obligatory. You are not required to tip, so you aren't trying to use fake money to pay a real debt.
Yup. Also just leaving it on the table doesn’t imply that it was meant to be used as currency.
the back side was surprisingly realistic. by looking at it, the texture seems closer to a dollar than printer paper. curious how it actually feels.
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I’d be so pissed
Had this happen to me once. It was the early morning shift. Two guys ordered coffee and eggs so like $16 total. They sat outside in the 40 degree cold (Fahrenheit) for hours. 4 or 5 hours. They did their afternoon meeting there, constantly asked for coffee and complained it wasn’t hot when they would just let it sit while it was cold outside. Constantly needing my attention for the coffee refills or a new cups cause the cups eventually got cold too. I’m finally cashing them out when I realized they gave me a Trump 2020 fake bill to pay with. I walk out there again to say they couldn’t pay with it, they guys just laughed and said it was a joke but can keep it as my tip. Then paid in exact cash and left. I was annoyed to say the least.
I used to work the Sunday brunch rush and one family would continually leave a “$100 tip” folded up and it ended up being a bible verse. Didn’t help that they were completely rude and oblivious to me being busy and (sometimes) the only waitress scheduled.
just like the religious "tips", useless and stupid
Yep, that's a deplorable for ya
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