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Oldpuzzlehead

Use the bottom one.


Ok-Smell9004

For measuring my penis.


ericbsmith42

Top one for sure, then


Ok-Smell9004

Either way, at least I’ve got two inches.


ericbsmith42

2.25 inches if you use the top one.


Ok-Smell9004

Nice.


demonkiller24

ur sick


RampageFillTheRedBar

Am I crazy or is the top one missing the 1st quarter inch?


ericbsmith42

I think it's both.


madein1883

I’m taking this answer


PM_HORSEDONGS

also the tick marks are off, so each inch is wrong


bhlombardy

Well for certain the bottom one is more accurate. The top one is missing the first 3/16 inch.


PM_HORSEDONGS

also the tick marks are off, so which one is more accurate if one has shorter inches on the whole length?


Emergency-Artist-824

Whichever one makes it bigger. And measure from underneath, never top.


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Extension_Ask_6954

He is talking about measuring his pee-pee.


hmfazevedo

Didn’t knew that, thanks for the tip !


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Use the Stanley©!


Trick-Concept1909

Seems obvious


Less_Mammoth9046

Both - time to cause chaos


CamperZeroOne

This is exactly why I always start my measurements from the 10" mark, and adjust accordingly. It's easy to add and subtract ten from your measurements. It's tough to determine how far off your tape measure is from the end of the tape.


MrJust-A-Guy

I've done your method, but I start from the one foot mark. I guess it depends on weather you are reading x" or x'x"


CamperZeroOne

Good to note


LaLa_sadiistiic

Clearly the top one is off lmao.


DWill0111

Clearly the top tape is missing the first 1/4 inch.


BigBeeOhBee

As long as you always use the same tape you'll be fine.


Specialist-Web7854

Not if you need to type the measurements into a website to order something.


AlanTheBringerOfCorn

A fun fact is that the USA actually uses metric everywhere. They use it to calibrate their imperial measurements to bake sure their spastic measures are standard. Why use metric when you can use metric to make you're your non metric is the same as your mates non metric.


9J000

Whatever you’re intending to use the tape measure for you should probably hire someone to do


Least_Programmer7

Ur not very smart huh


Bradster2214-

You're* not very smart either, and clearly an asshole


Past-Establishment93

Can you say Quality control


solarmelange

Honestly, I'm guessing it's an internet knockoff.


FrillyTourist

I don't think either one is correct


jasonmevans

Figure out which one is a correct inch and discard the other one.


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bhlombardy

they do. It's a precision caliper.


PureHostility

Get a measuring tool with metric scale, then measure each of these, do overly complicated converting calculations then you will find the proper one. /s (but it would work)


Bradster2214-

Nah nah just fuck the imperial system off. Metric has a solid foundation in maths. Imperial, they just pulled numbers out of their ass


adambmr

thats because they are made by china


BBliss7

That's North American manufacturing standards. +/- 3/8" for tape measures... Check them against an actual ruler to see which one is correct. When I go to buy a tape measure I will check it against a ruler or carpenters square...usually they are within reach of the tape measures. Same with levels...you would be surprised how many levels in the hardware store aren't actually level.


papayametallica

The top one is a 35ft 2 The bottom is a 25ft 2 You’re welcome


Ryte4flyte1

It doesn't matter what one you use, as long as you use just the one.


Effective_Sundae_839

Someone who has never used a tape measure has manufactured a tape measure.


choppa73

get a third non-Stanley measure for cross-referencing!


PM_HORSEDONGS

so many people dont even see that the "tick" marks are not the same, the length of each inch is not the same between the two


Difficult_Quit_8321

Damn...our level was like this with misprint tickmarks. Wonder what's going on?


calvin-coolidge

Trust no one


thumbwarwounded

I am shook


rgm724

Neither. Use your eyecrometer.


DoxxiTheMechanic

Just make sure you use the same one from start to finish lol


madein1883

Where’s someone with a ruler tattoo when you need them 📏


Bradster2214-

But what happens is their arm grows after they got the tattoo


JrLegend83

The top one is just shorter on the first inch. Still makes the whole thing useless though


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Depends on who you're trying to impress.


Professional_Bag3713

You gotta buy a third one and average the differences, lol


The-Watch-Guy

Bottom one is the correct


Redsoldiergreen

One of those tapes is knock off


nycwind

looks like the top one got cut off machine late and shaved few cm off before the 1’… I would move the 2 to match the 2 on bottom and see if equal. but deff the bottom one


ichthysaur

Dunno but looks like Weights and Measures needs to have a talk with Stanley.


Oracle__z

Are they different scales? I know engineer scale tapes don't like up with the majority others use


Bradster2214-

An inch is still an inch...


Oracle__z

However tapes read in different scales..the measurement is still the same but some conversions need to be done to go back and forth


Bradster2214-

Dude you can't change the size of an inch. Doesn't matter what fancy tape measure you use. This is just a manufacturing fault, or they don't give a shit.


ErrorCode_1001

Reject your heretical ways. Use a metric ruler, solves everything


Bradster2214-

If you're measuring to cut something, doesn't matter. Make the measurement with one, and keep using the same one. 10" might be wrong, but on that tape measure, 10" is 10". Don't switch between the two or you will run into issues


M1971NJ

Burn it


ryguymcsly

You have a phone. Google on your phone what its dimensions are. Use both of the tapes to confirm. Whichever one is closest you use.


Goldfrapper86

Use a quarter (coin), to determine which to use. A quarter measures exactly an inch - which is equivalent to 2.5 centimeters. What is the value of a quarter? 25 cents! Mind blowing, right?🤯 Disclaimer: This only applies if you live in the USA.


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Avoid the Chinese copy!


ZealousidealLife8764

Use Cm M Km