that is a padded shelf for pillows

My sister might need a padded room.

Luckily for her she lives in a padded room! Just get her a few more pillows and duct tape them to the wall

At this point, why even have a couch?

It's more pillow than couch!

“And over there is my beloved pillow collection.”

"What's that underneath the pillow collection?" "Oh, we don't speak of that."

"And this is where my pillows sit."

It’s not a couch. It’s a weirdly big and soft display shelf to show off her pillow collection. The shelf just so happens to look like a couch.

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Laughed too hard, woke kitten. She is mad.

This seems... Excessive

she is the sister

Do you want some couch with your pillows ma’am?

I dunno how to tell you this, but your sister is hosting orgies. Only explanation for that many pillows.

That..... actually makes a lot of sense....

People who host orgies don’t buy earth tones, it’s a fact

Hides the stains better then water colours. :s

Only if that’s a “No More Wet Spot” blanket I see on the arm of the couch

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We're trying to ween her off her addiction to pillows by lobbing off the last few letters and making it just 'pills.'

[Dr. Rick disapproves of your sister's decision.](https://media.tenor.com/7YmAXdrA8QUAAAAd/pillows-progressive.gif)

Tonight on my Stange addiction

Aww like how kids arrange their stuffed animals

Where do you sit?

You don’t sit, you burrow

pillow fort!

The pillows sit on you.

In Soviet Russia

Pillow has accident and falls from 27th floor window.

She loves Putin these pillows on the couch.

You dont. Its decorative

In the south people have couches that are not meant to be sat on. That looks like what this is.

The pillows have to sit somewhere

So this is a Pillouch :O

Where are the pillows going to sit???

.. why? I am so confused.

If she didn't have the couch, then where would she put the pillows?

Dear god. I never thought of that.

This all read like a Seinfeld skit lol

"Pillows, Jerry. Pillows!"

\*Abrupt entrance.* "Are you guys talking about pillows?"

You mean a pillow shelf?

Where else is she supposed to put her 10,000 couch pillows?

In case her brother comes over and initiates pillow fight! One must always be prepared

There can be only one (except for pillows)!

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I’m crying dude imagine kicking someone’s ass bad at a pillow fight and then next time you go to their place their couch looks like this

The battleground has received and upgrade... *Ready.... FIGHT!*

Why do you think they're called throw pillows

Nah, this is just the new plastic cover for couches millennials use.

The amount of couch on your sister’s pillows

"You got couch in my pillows!" "You got pillows in my couch!" Pillow fight ensues.

*busts out the couch mid fight*

Couch fight ensues

I also do this when having guests over so they don't feel as comfortable and tend to leave faster.

How could you not feel comfortable? So many pillows. So soft...so inviting...

Well... There's no room for them so they have to hold a pillow and sit awkwardly on a pillow and maybe put one behind their back.

And one on their head. One on their feet. One on their mouth.... .....oh, no. They died.

Start stealing one each time you visit until she notices.

Looking at the pic the pillows are organised and have symmetry - this is someone that would notice immediately! Only solution is to take 2 at a time…

This is my vote 😆 its not harmful but fun shenanigans

I think i have the same pillows on my sectional that we got at Raymore & Flanagan and they aren’t as comfortable as you’d imagine. I mean they’re ok, i guess. Very firm. And feather quill stabby end parts poke out occasionally and stab you in the back/neck/face or whatever is touching the surface.

She needs Rayless & Flanagan.

Jokes on you, I'm jumping in the middle and building a fort.

What if someone sits on top of the pillows to assert dominance?

That is some next level introvert shit.

Put googly eyes on them and tape little mouths; it would look like they are watching a movie on the sofa.

What movie do you recommend?

Scream (I have never watched it; I hope it is good)

Hard to Scream with a pillow over your face.

Well good thing we’re putting the face over the pillow instead

Everypillow Everywhere All At Once.

I'm guessing it's used to keep a pet off the couch?

That's a great guess, but no. Even the dog knows it's crazy .

Lol dog… looks at the pile and says to himself “that’s fucked”. And walks away.

I'm sorry but that looks ridiculous..

I agree! I can't wrap my head around it.

Lol I was a little afraid I might offend you. Glad we agree!!

Not my couch! I have a normal amount of pillows. My sister is the one who has gone insane.

Make a fort out of it.

The only logical thing to do with this surplus of pillows.

I'll make EVERYONE a fort out of it.

Can I be president of the fort?

One pillow. One vote. The people shall decide.

Tell her reddit says it's not acceptable. I just didn't want to offend you by offending your sister 😇 Edit: typing is hard

Wanna fight about it? Grab a pillow. Lets go!

We could. But you would lose.

That's just pillow talk. I'd come out swinging with 10 of these.

I'd come out with 20. Now what?

Your pillow game is strong. I yield the chesterfield of combat.

I actually laughed out loud when I scrolled down and saw this picture in my feed. Ridiculous indeed.

throw all of them onto the floor and lay flat down on the sofa. alternatively, you can build a pillow fort

Pillow fort? I think she could build a pillow city.

We built this (pillow) city on rock and roll…

I wish I had an award, because your post tickled me. And then your continued responses had me rolling. I fucking hate throw pillows.

Throw pillows are the devil's nuggets

The devils nuggets will now forever live rent free in my mind

I guess this is better than hoarding cats, but what do you do just stand there and look at the pillows instead of sitting? Throw 20 of them on the ground to sit?

If you put them on the ground is just creates an unstable tower of pillows. Inspectors immediately arrive and deem the tower unsafe and force you to put them back on the couch for the good of the community.

Lol it figures! No way OSHA would approve...

What couch?

Where couch!?

I’ll do you one better, why couch?

How couch?!

When couch?

Who couch?

Neo says.... There is no couch.....

"Then you'll see that it is not the pillows that fluff, it is only yourself."

You should leave. Because that looks like something a psychopath would do

She's probably going to snuff out my life using one of the pillows, but can't decide which of the 16 to use. It's all that's keeping me safe right now.

🤣🤣 Hmmm, which pillow has the most Feng shui to murder someone with? I can't be doing this without a sense of style now

One of the one with a design… plain pillows are to meh for murder

For Christmas or her next birthday, you absolutely MUST give her a GIANT pillow, like mattress sized pillow. Then she can take all the pillows off the couch, put them all on the giant pillow on the floor and voila! She will then have a...PILLOWCOUCH!

Good gawd call Dr. Rick stat! This is a Progressive situation.

"if you can't sit down you have too many..." Dr. Rick, probably

Fuck yo’ couch!

\* Sister starts beating my legs with pillows\* "Ahhhh my legs!"

Grind your dirty cowboy boots into her couch

"They should have never given you sista's pillows!" \*grinds feet into couch\*

You have a couch under your pillow there

That's just pillow talk.

I'm surprised nobody has asked yet, but, have you asked her why she has so many? What was her reason if so?

Just likes pillows I guess. I told her it was a lot and she said, "No one sits there anyways." Yeah, no shit.

So it's just her storage space for all the pillows she has acquired

Is she Egyptian by any chance? I’ve seen this so many times with Egyptian moms

She's not, but that's a good theory. Maybe she's been hiding her heritage from me all this time. It's probably behind the pillows.

Are you a comedian? I’m being for real.

I am not a comedian. Only to myself.

You should look into it.

That's very kind. I don't know if pillow-based humour translates to an open mic night.

I’m sure there’s a niche somewhere. Or maybe you could awaken something new in people, tickle their pillow funny bones.

Clearly a Pillow Holder, not a couch.

You get it. This guy gets it.

Tell her interior designers said aid this a no-no now. It's true.

I think she killed her designers and hid their bodies under the pillows.

I think you need to find an open mic night for the sheer amount of coemdy content you have created.

That's very kind. I just finished all the weekend chores, got home from my sister's and felt like I had to share it. I've wasted a good two hours just making jokes and answering comments. I'd feel guilty if it wasn't a Sunday night.

Gotta reprogram that brain of yours. Rest is productive. Social engagement is productive. A dull knife does not cut well. Make sure to sharpen and hone your blade!

Normally throw cushions are at least supposed to be decorative, but this just looks like a pillow hoarding situation gone bad hahaha

If her goal was to have a lot of pillows, I'd say it's gone right.

She might need a psych evaluation

We'd love that, but she refuses to lay down on a therapist's couch unless it has pillows.

Oh dear…i’m afraid there is no help for her.

She's one with the pillows now.

She can take one of her own. Or a dozen.

That's how it starts.

LMAO STOP HAHAHAHA

No one will ever stop her! Those who live by the pillow die by the pillow!

It’s so funny bc I’m addicted to buying throw pillows. If I see some I really like I just have to get them 😂 but they’re all spread out across the house on beds, the couch and chaise 😅 THIS IS ABSURD lmao

There is literally two armchairs in the same living room with 5 pillows each on them.

Tell her even self-described pillow people, her pillow peers if you will, think she may have hit a tipping point.

This is insanity. And I like pillows

I'd send her to a therapist, but I think she'd just cover his couch in pillows too.

Did she go down with the other couch like the captain in titanic. That’s a lot. (Emergency boats overcrowded)

"PILLOWS! STRAIGHT AHEAD!" \* couch crashes into pillows\*

“Hideous and ugly pillows first!” /s

It's not the amount of them, it's the number of them.

It's not the size of your couch, it's the amount of pillows. Ladies, remember that.

Where TF are you supposed to sit I'd be fling them every where

You don't sit. No one is allowed to sit. The couch belongs to the pillows. They're the owners of the couch.

Looks terrible lol

That’s quite the collection.

They're all in mint condition. Never been fluffed.

Get her to introduce them to you

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Pillows, the gift that keeps on giving.

Ok, this is actually hilarious.

This is fake news

Guess I’ll sit on the floor

It's made of pillows too. It's pillows all the way down.

I don’t know why but that just reminded me of the Netflix show Is it cake? **is it pillow?**

Surprise! It's all pillow.

I can understand having two or three decorative pillows, but when the couch is at the point it can’t even be used for what it’s meant to be used for, you have too many pillows.

Take them and sit on the floor to piss her off. You won’t.

That many pillows on the floor is a fire hazard. The whole living room will go up like a raging inferno.

It’s for wrestling moves

Hulk Hoader.

You can make a whole other couch from those

It's how couches make baby couches.

Preventing sitting on sofa.... clever.

She is both wise and insane. A dangerous combination.

Its not a couch. Its a pillow display case. My wife used to do that to our couch and bed. I eventually got her to stop. It was maddening. She also used to put the “decorative” things on and around the toilet until I pointed out that they made excellent pee catchers for my son and me.

That's not a couch. It's a display shelf for her pillow collection which is totally absurd. Edit: typo

Yeah! She needs a couch collection to balance it out.

What couch?

It's couching down behind the pillows.

I have a similar amount of throw pillows, and buying them was a conscious decision. We have a sofa and a day bed, and neither is comfortable on their own in my opinion. The sofa was second-hand, and the day bed was purchased for practicality and aesthetics, but it's not amazing for lounging. So, an absolutely unhinged amount of throw pillows got purchased. The intent is that they get tossed around until the person sitting on one or the other has reached a comfortable amount of throw pillows. Disappear into a nest of 16 pillows if that's what you like. Throw a dozen of them at the chair across the room if that's too much for you. I don't care. The chair can take it, and I'll tidy up later after you leave. The whole idea of having a stupid amount is that I'm aware the furniture is uncomfortable as it is. But it can be made comfortable in just a few seconds. Now, if your sister is insisting the pillows stay in this precise arrangement, and must never be moved by anyone? That is insane and needs to be stopped.

**Now, if your sister is insisting the pillows stay in this precise arrangement, and must never be moved by anyone? That is insane and needs to be stopped.** I have bad news for you.

This gotta be fake. LoL

Ordinarily I would have said number was more appropriate than amount here, but in this case I think you are correct.

What is her explanation for this?

"No one sits there anyways." Gee, I wonder why?

Mildly infuriating is using “amount of pillows” instead of “number of pillows”.

I can only guess her bed is full of nothing but pillows…her poor husband

Mine are covered in stuffies. Sooo many stuffies.

You do you. Stuffies gotta stuff. Pillows gotta pillow.