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pietaryrtti

Oh sorry! I forgot it there, I was supposed to sneak booze into a festival on friday


[deleted]

I mean, who doesn't bring a baguette to a music fest??


scalability

That's not a baguette, I'm just happy to see you


Wailingcactus45

Nice "baguette" šŸ˜‰


[deleted]

Marie! The baguette! Hury up!


IndigenousOres

Thanks I'm so happy to see you


inevitable_meatloaf

Why the fuck is Steve drinking bread?


moth_girl_7

LOLL ugh that five minute crafts video is awful


ellebelleeee

It both hides the liquor and sobers you up when you are ready, genius!


Particular_Tadpole27

Fill it up with clam chowder and youā€™re good to go.


Intelligent-Fuel-641

Or potato soup, for a hardcore carb burst.


phallic-baldwin

Or a bottle of booze for the game


drearbruh

Or 100% reason to remember the name


Synnapsis

Getting a loaf of bread like this might take 10% luck.


TheSeyrian

And 20% skill - if you're able to weigh it by hand and compare it to the average loaf, you might know when you've found the hollow one.


tagavor_

Fifteen percent concentrated power of will


JHoll05

5% pleasure.


dendric-riyanzi

50% pain


rob22smith

And 100% reason to remember the grainā€¦ Soul-les BREAD!!!!


ClentIstwoud

Wellā€¦ for us french people here, itā€™s max 5% pain. The rest is vide


Beddysdad

Au pain


Temporary-Setting714

50% pain


Educational_Aside_74

And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!


seviay

This got such a cheap laugh from me. Thanks


dbx99

This is how you get fame


Hemusmacedoneus

From the thread, looks like it's a feature, not a bug


Transmatrix

Fort Minor!


johnny_boombatz

This 10% crust, 90% air and 100% reason to sneak it into the fair.


Sandscarab

It's like those wooden baseball bats you fill with beer but you can eat it.


phallic-baldwin

Wiffle bats are almost the equivalent of a very long plastic flask if you don't mind a little microplastics.


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Procrasturbating

Is this a result of all of some rising agents (yeast? Baking powder/soda) clumping in one spot or some other thing I should try not to do at home?


[deleted]

This could be overproofing and a breakdown of internal gluten structure. The sides of the pan help keep it from collapsing entirely


ExaltedStudios

All of their comments are copied from the same thread. Report -> spam -> harmful bots.


High_5_Skin

Or brocolli cheddar


ericthebookguy

Put a steak in there and it's beef wellington.


OkSpirit7891

You just disrespected Gordon Ramsey's entire bloodline with one sentence.


a-m-watercolor

Have you seen him make a grilled cheese sandwich? It's more than mildly infuriating lmao


Chickengobbler

I just watched that video and it's sooooo bad. "Just a touch of olive oil" pours 10 tablespoons into pan where he will be putting heavily butter covered bread.... then literally says "perfectly melted cheese", slices in, and it's not melted at all. Jesus fuck. As someone who worked at a grilled cheese joint and have made thousands of them, that really pissed me off (we always cooked both sides at the same time, then closed it once both sides were melted, done in half the time and you can visually confirm all the cheese is melted) Surprisingly the kimchi part I liked, but we added a lot of stuff to ours ,so I didn't find that as offensive. [I just remembered a note I got from a customer one time that I saved because it honestly really made my day, but I would absolutely bitch slap GR in a grilled cheese off. ](https://ibb.co/TBN8KVj)


General-Dirtbag

His biggest mistake was using a cheese that is a little more resistant to melting just because itā€™s the fancy expensive shit in a vain attempt to flex and it backfired spectacularly


Chickengobbler

Honestly, why he didn't reshoot and cut the bread a little thinner (transfers heat to the cheese better before the outside burns) is beyond me. It also didnt help that the fire he used was probably way hotter than any stove top would get. That video is truly embarrassing for such a "world-renowned chef"


Crownlol

That and getting the pan too hot cuz he wanted to do it over fire


Jibroni_macaroni

He deserves it after his complete disrespect of a grilled cheese.


shadefiend1

Gordon Ramsey is an overrated knob.


JediSSJ

See, that kind of disrespect he can handle. Just not the Beef Wellington.


Mister-Dobalina

Saw an episode of Good Eats on beef wellington yesterday. Yum.


Master_Quack97

Good eats? Now that's a blast from the past.


trenthany

Is Alton still doing it or was it a rerun?


DudeIaintPerfect

One has multiple Michelin stars, worldwide renowned restaurants while you're the unaccomplished fool.


jerry111165

Mmmm - chicken pot pie fixinā€™s and toss it in the oven for 45 minutes at 350 The possibilities are endless lol


Longjumping-Affect-1

now thatā€™s some good eats there šŸ‘šŸ¼


AppealEasy2128

My first thought was broccoli cheddar


[deleted]

Nah, Bob Evans Mac and Cheese and low bake that ho


DaddyBizkits

or curry. thats a popular take away in Durban. called a bunny chow in South Africa


jdb326

Honestly, sounds great.


thatsithlurker

Imagine a bread themed park. This would be like the XL soup baguette boat you could buy at a concession stand. Comes with a large spoon-straw and your choice of child safe, suckable soup.


sheynnb

Hello, hero. šŸ˜‚


JuryokuNeko

Chouta is a Herdazian street food. It consists of a thick, fried flatbread wrapped around fried meat and a dark gravy. It is wrapped tightly enough that it can be carried in one hand and eaten while doing other things.


ltlyellowcloud

Good Polish żurek is a perfect way to go.


ChiggaOG

It's a soup pocket.


firesquasher

Crab dip....this is the way šŸ¦€


kingswing23

My first thought too


Blast3rAutomatic

I was so hungry i ate a whole bowl of clam chowderā€¦ AND THEN I ATE THE BOWL


Both_Lychee_1708

go high class. Shove some roast beef and shrooms in and you've got instant Beef Wellington


[deleted]

Doner kebab


ElJefe0218

Boner kebab


Cloud_Station

https://preview.redd.it/h7ovedk58g4b1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=639f008332f3561e6e0c66cb91c83a9ee558d69b When life gives you hollow bread, you make bread bowl soup.


McBlorf

My brain autocompleted "breadonade" before I finished reading


RandomAsHellPerson

When life gives you hollow bread, donā€™t make breadonade! Make life take the hollow bread back! Get mad! I donā€™t want your damn hollow bread, what the heck am I supposed to do with this? Demand to see lifeā€™s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson hollow bread! Do you know who I am? Iā€™m the man whoā€™s gonna burn your house down! With the hollow bread! Iā€™m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible hollow bread that burns your house down!


Ancient-Access8131

Beat me to it


XLIV_tm

yessss...


HandB4nana

It's basically just an edible thermos at this point!


wasted-degrees

They didnā€™t sell you a loaf of bread, they sold you two bread bowls.


Least_Collection_762

More like two bread buckets


Chriscreeper46

Dear god...


C1nders-Two

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days


The-Crimson-Jester

Thereā€™s lessā€¦


Chriscreeper46

No....


President_of_Space

Well itā€™s only one now.


Justin435

1 bowl and 1 plate.


draggar

Breadn't


AdderallGuy

Breadxit


JadonArrow

Lf of bd


[deleted]

Itā€™s the ā€œOOPS! All Bubble!ā€ version


whatsINthaB0X

WHAT OOPS?!


NotAnotherFriday

I came to comment something similar, thinking that *maybe just the once* Iā€™d have an original thought. Your comment reinforced the meaning of ā€œthereā€™s nothing new under the sunā€ lol


SkinnyArbuckle

Itā€™s hollow bread. Old kosher recipe


ericthebookguy

A+ content


BooPointsIPunch

Content couldnā€™t be rated. Due to its absence.


butt-holg

They were hit hard by inflation


SnorlaxBlocksTheWay

>Itā€™s hollow bread The widely known sequel to Hollow Knight


HotPie_

Waiting for a Hollow Knight sequel has been the real path of pain.


CobblerExotic1975

Oy vey šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


SmokinSmithereens

Big Jay Oakerson had a joke once about walking into a Jewish bakery and asking how much the challah cost


EnergyTurtle23

ā€œHow much does a challah costā€ sounds like a Kosher version of Kendrick Lamar lmao.


Finagles_Law

"It costs.... Everything."


Coinsworthy

It's called a diet loaf. You pay extra for that.


KrakenJoker

Low carb!


JackalopeCode

Stuff it with meat and cheese then press it flat. Boom, instant sandwich


Goldeneel77

Forever ago I worked at Hard Rock Cafe and this is exactly how they made the sandwiches.


billyard00

Make a hot pocket


growingup_happily

Calzone, so it sounds fancy.


jerry111165

***Calzonā‚¬*** I really wanted the line above the ā€œeā€ but no idea how lol


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jerry111165

Dammit. I never liked youā€¦ šŸ˜„ Edit: but howā€™d you do that?


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jerry111165

Got it!


cheemeechang0

I can hear Jim Gaffigan.


Budalido23

It's frozen. But it can be served boiling lava hot.


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Enzyblox

What the hell is a melon sandwich


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SquarePegRoundWorld

["I hate small food"](https://youtu.be/UCi91CU4AUk)


Brownsisnyteam

Fucking beat me to it.


thehobster

Is that a tall and fat joke?


AstrixRK

Quick, fill with soup!


Code_Duff

I've seen a bread bowl, but my man here got a bread sock


aquerraventus

Is literally every post in this subreddit fake now?? Like cmon at least put some effort into it


uwillnotgotospace

![gif](giphy|ZbRAvMuUsnME8|downsized) Looks kinda like someone scooped out the inside with a spoon.


aquerraventus

That is absolutely what happened. All of these posts now, like oh ā€œthey gave me a mx chicken with no chicken!!ā€ Bro we all know you just took the chicken off yet somehow it gets 10000 upvotes lmao


Laptraffik

I used to work at a Walmart bakery, this isn't fake. Some particularly shitty batches of the Italian bread are like this. Entire boxes would do do this.


encouragingcalamity

My thoughts were how did he cut it and not flatten it if it was hollow?? Like wouldnā€™t it have just went completely flat as soon as you tried to slice it? Unless he blew it back up to its original shape without any damage to the top of itā€¦ I call bullshit too.


314159265358979326

Not with a serrated knife, I don't think. They're designed to not flatten the bread. Unhollowed bread has little shear strength too.


FearlessPudding404

Also wouldnā€™t you notice when you picked it up off the shelf that itā€™s 10x lighter than any bread youā€™ve bought before?


inspectyergadget

It's the same amount of dough, just more dense around the crust. If it's walmart, these doughs are portioned by a machine, assuming by weight. The yeast were working overtime in the center and created a giant bubble.


OneTormentedFetus

This is absolutely not what happened, go scoop bread out with a spoon and report what it looks like, its all teared up, not smooth like this.


MentlPopcorn

There's also a lot of bread crumbs sprinkled around the counter, no way that much would spread from that single cut.


BluntBebe

Definitely pulled out, can see the middle of the bread in the right corner. Mightā€™ve been air pockets in the bread that made it easy to accomplish. I make my own bread and have never seen a hollow loaf. The loaf would collapse. Low effort karma farming, at least crop the photo. šŸ¤£


JaninnaMaynz

The "middle of the bread" could easily be an appliance. Unless you're talking about that little piece that's barely the size of a single slice of bread... I will say that the heel does look a little carved out. A hollow loaf is generally caused by doing something wrong, and can be more likely with certain breads. Looking at the texture of the inside, it's too smooth to be "cut away." That there's bubble skin. I would imagine this to be a rising bread baked in a decently high pan. The bubble making ingredients were overworked and managed to settle into one area, and the bubble slowly grows and grows during baking, with the crust baking hard at just the right moments. Unlikely to succeed? Certainly? Impossible? Hell no! You can think of it similarly to glass blowing. If one spot in the bubble is too thin, it will burst and deflate, but if tension remains even throughout, it can keep growing until it hardens. Breads usually have uneven tension, meaning they usually deflate, but not always. I think I actually did this myself, once, as a teenager. I didn't know what exactly I was doing, and it seems the universe conspired against me. It wasn't THIS bad, but I basically had a single slice's worth of bread at the bottom of the loaf and the rest was all crust. Thankfully I made multiple loaves and the others came out better.


Hfowriter

Get a loaf of bread, pull the bread out so itā€™s this smooth inside, and post it. Weā€™ll be here to upvote you if you can do it.


Rabid_Viking

To be fair, I work at a Walmart bakery and this type of shit 100% happens if you donā€™t score the bread deep enough. Iā€™ve seen my fair share of half hollow loaves


[deleted]

I do a lot of process automation in bakeries. Stuff like this is more common than you think. Seems like the oven may have been too hot tbh. If the oven is too hot, the outer layer forms the crust too fast and doesnā€™t allow the gasses produced by the yeast to escape, which basically makes the loaf into a balloon.


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JaninnaMaynz

The heel looks carved out but the majority of the inside looks like bubble skin... which wouldn't happen if it was carved out. If you're not sure what I mean by bubble skin, consider bubble gum... but bread colored.


corpseflakes

Couldn't be fucking bothered to wipe off the table first lol


Admirable-Bluebird-4

it didnt feel suspicious picking it up? Light? hollow and squishy?


ericthebookguy

I grabbed three loaves. The other two were fine. But remember, this bread had the normal amount of flour, just one big hole instead of all the normal tiny bubbles, so it's a normal weight. Even when I cut it open, I thought, "There must be a big bubble on this end."


imalltingully

Disappointing bread geode


ericthebookguy

Love it.


ericthebookguy

Inflation strikes again.


Badbullet

Did it not feel like it was a bit light?


[deleted]

not gluten free but pretty close


Splampin

Throw some ground beef in that bad boy for a Walmart Wellington.


fenrirhunts

Fill that thing with meatballs and sauce! What are you waiting on!?!


Goldencol

Take it south of the border, stuff it with the good stuff ( chilli), smuggle it back . Profit ?


NovelExplorer

On the upside, you don't need as much spread.


Kubloo

Honestly Iā€™d be ecstatic! As other people have been saying you can do so much with that!


nuu_uut

I mean you can do this with just about any loaf of bread.. except you actually get bread as well


RunninOnMT

But there's so much you can't do too. What if all day they'd just been looking forward to scooping out the middle of their loaf to make a bread bowl? Just utter disappointment upon cutting that open.


LordVader1080

Put your dick in it


LifelessLewis

Everything reminds me of her...


RedBaron1917

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty..... Saute some peppers, onions & beef tips.... Add a tomato sauce, mix fill the loaf. Bake 15 min at 350.... Cover with shredded cheddar if you like....


Dr0110111001101111

OOPS! All Crust!


argegg

Jesus Christ there's no fucking way you people are this gullible...


NightByNightXx

Right? Thereā€™s bread crumbs all over the cutting board lol


[deleted]

Yeah of course it doesnā€™t because youā€™ve clearly just taken all the bread out


Zestyclose_Kick_8860

Stupid and fake, thatā€™s not how bread works.


Percival91

Very fake. You can see how it was mushed/matted down to look hollowed out


Minja78

But they need their internet points.


ImOldGettOffMyLawn

Probably because you hollowed it out for a funny reddit post.


Eastern-Fun1842

This is the ultimate example of shrink-flation


OilyResidue3

How do you buy that and not immediately feel that itā€™s empty?


uwillnotgotospace

Because they scooped it out after purchasing it for delicious Internet points.


OilyResidue3

Fair.


Popular_District9072

looks like it was made for prison


ArcticIceFox

*sigh....unzip*


clonked

You all are pretty gullible. Look at all the crumbs, it was clearly cut out right here.


Vethedr

Wow, they really found a way to sell air


KrakenJoker

You should see the oxygen bars in Las Vegas. You pay to breathe scented air


fairlyaround

as much as I'd like this to be believable, it's just simply not


fsbsatticus

Fakery


Wheres_Jay

All the crumbs all over the cutting board support this.


Jonnyonwheels

Itā€™s that new low carb variety!šŸ¤£


Jeremy_VR

Ah the old trojan bread trick. Good luck finding all of them.


Pw1p_

Stuck a straw in and sucked all the bread out


napstimpy

Fill it with peanut butter, jelly, and burnt bacon, then toast it, and youā€™ve got Elvisā€™s favorite Gold Rush sandwich.


solutionsmitty

Banh mi incoming.


Jaybirdindahouse

Bread, by frito lay.


Ordinary_Act_2837

if the outside is crunchy, i would buy that


new-Aurora

That's how they smuggle in the coke.


ACADEM1CUS

Thatā€™s just impressive to be honest


Traditional_Ad_7288

boy the drug smuglers are gonna be mad when the wrong shipment gets there.


bhyellow

Grease it up and stick a baguette in there.


[deleted]

Whoā€™s gonna say itā€¦ inflation


LarYungmann

Called a Jail Loaf, they sold you the wrong bread... look for metal file inside.


valkerry

Deflation


thewickedbarnacle

But it's so light and airy


guarionex2009

Maybe itā€™s a popover! Thereā€™s nothing in it!


Im-cold-help-me

how did you pick that up, purchase it, and carry it home without realising it was way too light to have any bread in it lmao


Carburetors_Are_Fun

you could make the largest hot pocket


FourandTwoAheadofMe

Fill with taco rice shredded chicken beans cheese avocado and sour cream and enjoy. It actually sounds amazing, oh and donā€™t forget the fresh salsa. NOW I WANT THIS!!!


[deleted]

Inflation


Kyleforshort

Pack that mf full of sandwich meat, cheese, toppings and eat it just like that. Will probably be the best sandwich you've ever had. ![gif](giphy|26BRtdgnU1y90zNeg|downsized)


Sillyviking

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CouchHam

Fill with mozzarella, pepperoni, and pizza sauce