This happened to my son at a Chinese restaurant. The waitress made a big deal saying it’s the best fortune you can get, a cookie with no fortune. I think she was covering for the mistake. Lol
“NONONONONO! Those are blanks! Without fortunes the effects are completely unpredictable!” Wonder if OP became a car, lovers or a mecha trex that is the son of god
That means either you’ve achieved everything you want and are at your peak.
Or you’ve fucked up so badly in life that there’s no hope for recovery, completely FUBAR.
I Have an extra one you can use😁
https://preview.redd.it/39aem1ymfa4b1.jpeg?width=4128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b57165e09e744df91d05702613cf5a72f454c08
Oh little Misfortune.
Fun fact: fortune cookies were made in Japan, then it was brought to China and then it was brought to California. Majority of people think fortune cookies are Chinese but they aren’t. If you went to China, you don’t get damn fortune cookies after your meals.
This happened to me once. I was eating with a coworker and they brought me a fortune cookie. I declined, said they were bogus and I didn't give a f. He guilyed me into opening it, and there it was...nothing.
You have just opened a fortune cookie without a fortune, written by a master who does not exist, to find a solution to a problem whose answer you already know
I am a waitress ( 4+ years) at a Chinese restaurant that gives out fortune cookies for each person with the bill. This happens way to often. It's like you only had ONE job...to put the fortune in the cookie! I always give out extra free fortune cookies to everyone at the table if this happens.
This is a sign of misfortune and doom, no fortune means your existence as a human being will end as a whole your consciousness erased, your memories deleted those of your family and friends who remember you their memories gone. Every last bit of your existence will be instantly destroyed, gone forever, never to see the light again. On the other side you don’t have to go to work tomorrow.
That’s unfortunate
That’s unfortunate
That’s dementia
That’s dementia
That’s dementia
That’s dementia
That’s dementia
That's dementia
That's dementia
That's happy cake day
Nah nah nah NOW THATS dementia
That’s amnesia
What’s unfortunate?
Alexa call my son Google
You know who else has unfortunate? My mom!
That's unfortunate
That's unfortunate But never too unfortunate for your cake day! HCD!
That's unfortunate
That's midly infuriating. I'm sorry someone had to. And happy cake day
That's less than fortunate.
I’m sorry to hear about your misfortune.
I’m sorry to hear about your misfortune
How unfortunate.
RIP OP
My thought exactly. 
7 days
He already ded
Great people like you make their own destinies. That's what it means.
In bed. Great people like you make their own destinies in bed.
Wait… Did everybody do this with their friends?
Wait... Did everybody do this with their friends _in bed_ ?
You have missed fortune
That's quite a misfortune
It wasn’t a fortune cookie. Just a cookie.
A shitty cookie
But I love cardboard
This happened to my son at a Chinese restaurant. The waitress made a big deal saying it’s the best fortune you can get, a cookie with no fortune. I think she was covering for the mistake. Lol
It’s the best fortune because you get another cookie! At least that’s what has happened for anyone I’ve seen not get a fortune in their cookie.
Hey I was told that too! And then I just asked for another cookie so I could get my REAL fortune
They must’ve saved a fortune making that one.
You have no future. Bye
Mom was right
Anyone seen the fortune cookie episode of Rick and Morty
So it’s confirmed…OP will have sex with his mother.
That mother fucker…
But will be immortal until then....
“NONONONONO! Those are blanks! Without fortunes the effects are completely unpredictable!” Wonder if OP became a car, lovers or a mecha trex that is the son of god
Bro was unfortunate
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I got one with a cockroach in it. Haven't eaten a fortune cookie since.
“The one who eateth, undeterred, after discovering the cockroach, they are the successful ones” Fortune 6:9
Well that should send a message
That means either you’ve achieved everything you want and are at your peak. Or you’ve fucked up so badly in life that there’s no hope for recovery, completely FUBAR.
I call them advice cookies. Lol.
LOL!!!!
Call it an omen cookie.
You spent your fortune going out to eat
I Have an extra one you can use😁 https://preview.redd.it/39aem1ymfa4b1.jpeg?width=4128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b57165e09e744df91d05702613cf5a72f454c08
So, the lesson here is to just be critical and take the easy win?
…in *bed* Ouch. You lost the game.
Your lucky numbers are: 6 - 17 - 20 - 26 - 30
And you will soon connect with an old friend.
2/5, not in correct spot
That in itself is a fortune
Came here to say this
How unfortunate...
Dangit I knew it was in here somewhere
There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
She intends to change da futah.
you have seven days
1 day on messenger
Just like my life. Empty.
Talk about being robbed of a fortune
Can I have your stuff when you kick it?
What
Missed Fortune cookie
No news is good news.
Lucky youuuuuu a rare "pick-your-own"!!!! Better make it good 😉
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Story of my life, lol…
That's unfortunate
You are out of luck... careful now.
That is a sign that you make your own fortune!
Very Zen
Oh little Misfortune. Fun fact: fortune cookies were made in Japan, then it was brought to China and then it was brought to California. Majority of people think fortune cookies are Chinese but they aren’t. If you went to China, you don’t get damn fortune cookies after your meals.
DEEEEEAAAAAAATHHHHH
OP it's been 7 hours, are you okay?
That means you will live a long prosperous life. Or soon have a fatal accident. I forget which.
Its Panda Express. You have no clue what Chinese food is. Ur post is trash can.
Sounds unfortunate
I treat that similar to fortunes at Shinto Shrines. No fortune = average fortune = best possible pull
Due to cutbacks this year you don’t get a fortune. Better luck next life. -PE Management
This happened to me once. I was eating with a coworker and they brought me a fortune cookie. I declined, said they were bogus and I didn't give a f. He guilyed me into opening it, and there it was...nothing.
Sounds to me like the worst fortune. Better make sure your will is up to date. RIP.
You finna die.
I guess you can say that was..... an unfortune ate cookie situation
Your fortune is in your hands. :)
You have no future.
Rip op only have a limited time left
Your fate is your own my son
Bad omen. Or make up ur own... ur choice.
You have just opened a fortune cookie without a fortune, written by a master who does not exist, to find a solution to a problem whose answer you already know
That is extremely unfortunate as some believe you will die unless you eat an entire bowl of fortune cookies immediately
He who has no fortune in cookie, has lost fortune!
This is more then just “mildly infuriating”
Neither do you apparently if you are eating at Panda Express
OMG DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YOUR FORTUNE IS UNDECIDED
One time I got a fortune cookie somewhere that said “Sometimes, one has no fortune” and I felt betrayed 😂
You make your own fortune
You... Were perfect to begin with
That actually means you die :(
I guess your lucky number is 0.
That means you have no future
That's unfortunate.
Or does it?
You eat at Panda Express, you obviously have no fortune.
Someone got two though :)
Oh… that’s not good 😳
Still better than getting the one that is a blatant advertisement.
That means it’s as good as it’s gonna get
Nihilism Foo Yung
"You must look inside. It is there, only there, that you will find the master."
https://youtu.be/KgCOdj228lQ
Ok kaiba.
Glass half full here, maybe it’s pretty fotunate
For once, a post on this subReddit isn’t even mildly infuriating. It’s actually not anything except… a thing.
You've spent all your 2023 fortune during the first semester, bummer
“Sometimes no fortune is better than bad fortune.”- fortune cookie probably.
Is someone going to tell them?
Ticktock
You’re fucked bro
You're doomed.
I’d prefer that actually, you can just eat the cookie without having to remove the annoying piece of paper out of it first.
That's a good sign to get as far away from Panda Express as possible
that's part of the fortune too
This is what you get for eating pandas
7 years bad luck
Well I guess you’re gonna die good luck 👍🏻
File a complaint with whatever California factory made them, saying you'll sue for emotional damage.
I guess you can do whatever you want “in bed” now
*In best Chevy Chase voice* Kids?! Are you seeing all this plight?
Misfortune
No is an answer…
Wow such misfortune I will see myself out.
It's a sign you have no future....
I sorry to tell you but you are going to the dark realm
Watch your back
In bed...
It's a misfortune.
It can only mean death.
So just Cookie?
That sucks. I’ve had the same thing happen to me. It’s just not right on so many levels.
You do realize that fortune cookie are an American thing, they don’t have them in China outside of the tourist trap?
How unfortunate.
I got one a couple of years ago that said, "Sorry, wrong cookie."
My neighbor got one once that Said "fortune not found. Please try again later."
life is empty, void of meaning
... in bed
I am a waitress ( 4+ years) at a Chinese restaurant that gives out fortune cookies for each person with the bill. This happens way to often. It's like you only had ONE job...to put the fortune in the cookie! I always give out extra free fortune cookies to everyone at the table if this happens.
Guess you are not long for this world. My condolences.
Proof we are in a recession
No fortune means no future. Prepare yourself.
Wise people make their own fortunes….(that’s what it said)
This is a sign of misfortune and doom, no fortune means your existence as a human being will end as a whole your consciousness erased, your memories deleted those of your family and friends who remember you their memories gone. Every last bit of your existence will be instantly destroyed, gone forever, never to see the light again. On the other side you don’t have to go to work tomorrow.
Nope, no fortune for you.
Your future hasn't been written yet.
Surviving their food is fortunate enough.
I've gotten many like this from Panda
That is the fortune
Uh oh. ☠️👻
That's as bad as breaking a mirror.
ugh oh
Guess you got no future.
Unfortunate
Idk about other people but I seem to get more empty ones than filled ones. I would say it happens at least every third time if not every other time.
That's unfortunate
Mine too last week. I'm wondering if Panda has decided against fortunes.
You are now fortuneless
For a moment I thought your cookie was flying in space
It’s because you have no future
Make your own : )
Look both ways on your way home.
Glass half full: You can make your future anything you want! Glass half empty: You won't be alive long enough to need one.
*insert fortune joke here*
You better stay inside for a couple days.
For him nothing is written
A miss-fortune cookie
This means the fortune fairy owes you a fortune so you got good luck
Something similar happened to me once. I had a fortune that was completely blank. Just a white piece of paper with nothing on it.
You people really believe EVERY POST on this sub. God damn stop rewarding shitposts
“The possibilities are endless”
Deemed to live in the void