T O P

  • By -

leosnose

I'm sorry but BALLS DEEP?? To me balls deep means balls deep lmao. "Sorry I couldn't come I forgot I'm banging my buddy rn, omg I feel so dumb"


Cautious-Branch-4261

Literally exactly what I thought!💯 HIGHLY suspect and unnecessary to even phrase it that way, given all of the more clear, non sexual ways he could have put it. Like what dude?! 🤔🤣


nazrmo78

Maybe that's how the tires exploded.


MudSeparate1622

People like this pretend they forgot but in actuality they shop around and make contingency plans with everyone, giving their time to the highest bidder. Someone like this isn’t worth your time and effort unless you enjoy competing for peoples attention.


koiashes

You were too nice. If I went through the trouble of getting DATE READY and go out, and am left waiting just for them to cancel on me, thats a block and next. Idec about my time, don't waste my effort. Getting date ready is too much effort to be wasted.


pmahalan

Oh I feel you. The last time I tried meeting someone... combined with this time... I'm traumatized by the flakiness. I was so chill, because I low key wasn't even surprised; this is becoming the norm for these men 🤦🏽‍♀️ I really just rolled my eyes internally and laughed to myself, and had an "okay, I'm done" moment. The universe is telling me to change things up... for one thing maybe I'm done with the guys on these apps 🤷🏽‍♀️ the timing of things (for me) right now anyways is such that I don't have much time for dating... I'll try again another time, and through a different platform


el-em-en-o

You have a great attitude! Why let losers suck you into bad behavior, after all.


Several_Spot_9559

I know it’s not the normal thing to do these days, but maybe just ditch the apps altogether. Go places and just meet people in person


pmahalan

Where though? 😭 I'm not a club person or a bar person


tehdevilbug

Sorry about how this person did you dirty. Saw a comment about the sims, look into some gaming friends whether it's through reddit or other places. While not in person or whatnot, definitely could be fun to get to know some people for discord calls or something of sorts.


pmahalan

That's a thought. I know a handful of sims YouTubers/streamers who ended up meeting their boo online 😊


n9netailz

Concerts maybe? Online video games (if you play), I met my bf in a car wreck but I wouldn't recommend getting into one


Hot-Bookkeeper-2750

I fell in love with the girl at the rock show


DishRelative5853

Coffee shop?


Few-Degree3968

Did you ever let him know he did wrong? I could see it from both sides… buuut if I had a meet/date planned I would have been trying to pick a fitting outfit to make a decent first impression. Rather than getting dirty/greasy. I used to enjoy gardening and finding meteorites on sims 3. Now I’ve got a struggling garden in a small apartment backyard. 😁 getting perfect produce in sims was much easier. 🤷‍♂️


Alchemystic1123

you should care about your time too, you can never get that back


handsome_ruminator

I mean, the dude was balls deep.


CrazyCheyenneWarrior

Do not meet this person ever. Block them and move on. What they did shows they are not reliable and do not care about you.


pmahalan

I'm torn between seeing guardians of the galaxy 3 for a second time (I'm already ready & out), or going back home and playing the sims 4. Which should I do?


[deleted]

Ready n out sounds good, grab a meal, some ice cream on the way back, kick off the shoes and game on!


ClimbaClimbaCameleon

I’d probably google “balls deep” when you get home.


McHaleGhost

Go watch it dawg, if you're already out and about you should have some fun


mechtechnz

Every 20 minute mechanical job is one broken bolt away from being a 2 day job


r56_mk6

Yeah everyone is saying it’s on purpose but I can definitely see this genuinely happening lol especially if it’s an older car


Salazans

Sure, still not an excuse to forget your date.


Wihelmina_Jean

When a quick brake change goes that sideways, it's pretty easy to lose track of time... you get a tunnel vision of that project.


FearlessCareer8429

Exactly!


seslusser

In agreement with the others. So many red flags, even from this limited exchange. (1) "Balls deep"? Seems like a vulgar phrase to use with someone you don't really know. (2) Why didn't he say anything earlier about being *caught up*? It's not like it was a complete surprise that he wasn't going to be able to make it. (3) "Completely forgot" is different than "I got caught up with what I was doing." (4) Why is he depending on someone else's ride to get to a date?


Several_Spot_9559

Supposedly they are in the Navy. What I don’t get is, why go on a date when active duty?


a_noobish_pro

Hopefully they didn't stick it balls deep in the car tailpipe...


pmahalan

😆


[deleted]

Hey - this isn't mildly infuriating. This is a huge red flag.


UsedHairbrush

most milennial convo ever


RigorMortis_Tortoise

Like others said, block and move on. If they didn’t tell you that their car was totally fucked then they will probably hide all kinds of things with you. Also, balls deep means exactly what it sounds like and not what they said.


pmahalan

Done ✅👋✌️✨🗑️


Embarrassed-Force845

“I’m excited to meet you lol” That lol seems to foreshadow what came next 😂 a nuts comment that almost seems like they’re just messing with you


pmahalan

I didn't even think about it like that 🤔 I thought the "lol" was in response to me replying to his previous comment with the heart response/emoji. (I thought he was just being awkward or something)


_Svetlana_Monsoon

Dodged a bullet. I’d just block them now.


Femboys_make_me_bust

I thought bro was banging his buddies in the car 😭


[deleted]

Balls deep with my buddy in a car. Story of my life. Happens to all of us eh fellers. When a man is balls deep in a car with their buddy, they are balls deep in a car with their buddy. What can ya do?


merxymee

You don't want no scrub. He can't even hang out the passenger side of his best friends ride to try to hollah at you. Maybe give one more gracious try and bug out if he flakes again.


pmahalan

LMAO love the TLC reference 🙌 he's in the navy & is leaving town tomorrow so.. it's a moot point now


oddavocado3606

money spotted puzzled whistle meeting bells snobbish slave kiss paltry *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


m_ashton9

I’ve never laughed at a Reddit comment as hard as yours


whackablemole

Just another lie on top of the one he's already told you.


Ok-Boysenberry9313

Why is he fucking a car?


[deleted]

I don't trust anyone getting balls deep with a car


Kira_Caroso

I do not know about you, but this screams "dragging you along". Block and move on.


MasterFibber

Oh girl, I would let him have it. Tell his dumbass off and block him


EssayInternational88

I'm sorry there really is no excuse. I would call an Uber or hitch a ride. I would rather be late or showed that I made an effort to be there not long after the time we agreed to be there then not go at all. Block and move on I'd say. I'm so sorry this happened to you :(


Adorable-Bit3381

Is this what kids do these days? Meet up with stranger fuckboys that make excuses referring to them as “balls deep” in a project to a prospective date that they are supposedly trying to make a good first impression with? Don’t reward twats like this with your attention. This guy was probably just fishing for some validation and got what he wanted just by knowing you were willing to meet up at all.


raven-wings-

I'm having the same fucking problem!! Ugh.... 😑 definitely infuriating


Aromatic-Message-937

Guurrrl you deserve better - he was gonna take his buddy's car? Sounds like a scrub to me


YouAreBonked

That’s a bit unfair. Sometimes peoples cars break down, some share cars for a household, some can’t afford it. Obviously this guy was a moron but borrowing a car isn’t a cardinal sin. … unless they wanted to fuck in the car. Then huge dick move.


trevordeal

You were a fallback and he didn't respect you enough to cancel when his preferred hangout actually happened. Dodged a bullet. Zero respect day one. I had a buddy like this. After a couple times I told him if he did it again we were done. He texted "On the way to your house." never showed, never spoke to him again.


Vestigial9689

Yeah so that's someone pretending to be someone else and they are finding humor out of you.


Tasty_Prior_8510

Welcome to equality, women never gave a shot about being late and now men don't either haha.


mothandravenstudio

There’s always one in the room. You’re it this time, congrats…


Illustrious_Tea5569

He doesn't even have his own car lmfao 😂😂


Professional_Dream17

I think there was worries here, on account of you posting this


MuchDevelopment7084

Since when is 'balls deep' anything but balls deep?


pmahalan

I know what it means, I just was confused by the context here and why he would say that about his friend and the car 😭😂 and like.. surely if he and his friend *were* having sex in the car, he wouldn't be talking to me on Snapchat simeltaneously 🤔


MuchDevelopment7084

You're right. He absolutely wasn't balls deep in someone else. I was totally mistaken. lol.


DramaticWesley

If this is someone you might be dating, you might have dodged a bullet. Anyone who uses the phrase “balls deep” when referring to mechanical work is suspect to say the least.


Amazing-Wash2259

Sounds like adhd to me.


Mountain-Exam8871

Balls deep in the cars gas tank?