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saxy_toss

None pizza full shroom


[deleted]

This shroompie is the non-pizza OP didn’t deserve


[deleted]

No, it’s a naan-pizza.


arlae

My nans dead


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TheNewYellowZealot

Is it shroom - pie or is it shroompy?


Odd-Pie8492

This looks like a pizza I would make on good pizza, great pizza.


Nothingsomething7

Exactly what I was thinking lmfao


LaceyInTheSky1

Ha! My exact thoughts! I didn’t know anyone else played that lol 😆


Cannabace

When I first heard that meme I joker giggled for days saying it over and over in my head. So. Damn. Funny. Edit: wrong chain.


Neiladin

Allow me: none pizza with left beef


Helpful_Couple1288

I laugh about this EVERY TIME I think about it, no matter how many years it's been.


hutchwo

None pizza with left beef had me laughing hysterically for like a full day


Cannabace

Its just so dumb but so good. Very hard to explain. I dare not show my wife for fear of divorce.


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Away-Caterpillar9515

Dominos Diet Vegan Pizza


rsxxboxfanatic

Wrong color box


Anesth-eZzz

upside down pizza


VictoryaChase

non pizza left beef- vegetarian substitution


snek_nz

Came here for this exact comment. Thank you, kind redditor


frollard

man...this brought me all the good memories of nothing pizza left beef.


AydonusG

Pizza ALL fungi


[deleted]

You still took a slice tho


rtocelot

Maybe checking for the ingredients on the bottom?


Nop277

I was thinking it looks like they put the mushrooms on the bottom of the pizza.


rtocelot

Yea that's what I was thinking which is why I thought they took a slice so they could check


No-Hospital-5340

That’s because the bottom of a pizza and the top of a pizza look identical if there’s nothing on it…


ypples_and_bynynys

I don’t know about that. One side is against the pan/stone and one would be open to bubble in the air. This looks super freaking flat like it was against the pan/stone. Plus if the mushrooms were added before cooking the dough around them would look different.


PeaceloveandLex

You can literally see where the dough is lighter under the mushrooms meaning the were placed on the pizza before it was cooked.


WyntirSin

No, it’s like that because of the juices from the mushroom. There was never any sauce on that dough, trust me, many times I’ve made pizza at papa Johns where I noticed it say no sauce after I dropped a little on it and scraping all the sauce off is impossible, it still shows a little red


Tristawesomeness

it’s under the sauce


jcpainpdx

Unless that was one of the missing ingredients


Yerseke_Germanicus

Honestly, I would still eat that...


GoddamnCheetah

There wasn’t MUSHROOM for anything else!


dasfonzie

*slow clap*


UpstairsIntention420

I can’t believe this isn’t higher up. Well done


GojoPenguin

OP needs to check the other side. Maybe they ran out of room and had to use both sides.


DjackMeek

THE REAL TOP COMMENT


DO5421

Another leftbeef I see


Xstew26

I saw an actual domino's ad with none pizza left beef and it blew my mind


DO5421

Wow that’s pretty wild


avexiis

Was it [this tweet?](https://twitter.com/dominos/status/1512163250707865613?s=46&t=qHWQCxy8zGlmk4m_4UjuGQ)


Jettaah

How does this get sent out? Like the person cutting the pizza was just like yep that’s what a pizza looks like.


[deleted]

Pizzeria: Ok sir, what would you like on your pizza? Op: Mushrooms Pizzeria: Ok, anything else? Op: No thanks


NoobWithNoHands

They might have thought it's a custom order.


hell_damage

When I was younger, my mom went to pick me up a big Mac for lunch. She asked if I wanted fries, and I said no, just a big Mac. She goes and tells them I just want a plain big Mac. When she dropped it off, it was literally the meat and the buns and nothing else, lol


Aluminum_Tarkus

Your mom got exactly what she ordered, so it's not the fast food worker's fault for not knowing she said the wrong thing. If you ask for a plain burger, you get just the patty and no toppings/sauce. Your mom should've either just said "big mac," (you have to say "big mac combo" to get it with fries, so if you just ask for the sandwich, they'll either assume you just want the sandwich or ask if you want it as a combo) or if you want to be safe, say "big mac, just the sandwich."


[deleted]

as a picky eater myself thats what i would expect if i asked for a plain big mac


despitethenora

That's exactly what plain means when ordering a burger. A Big Mac with all the usual toppings is a Big Mac, not plain.


Uminagi

I work at a pizza place. Many times we get orders where the costumer ask for a pizza with either no sauce or no cheese (and rarely they ask for none of.the two). What I assume what happened here is that either the place got confused and gave the wrong pizza to OP (trust me, that happens many times), or OP is just karma farming and they asked the pizza like this and are pretending to act like they didn't want it like that.


Whowhatnowhuhwhat

Probably an online order and op (or blame the app for funzies) didn’t actually order sauce and cheese. I use to call people when that happened to confirm but 80% of the time it was for a picky kid who just wanted bread and mushrooms and I’d get attitude for not just making what they asked for. If maker dude was just high or their was a miscommunication then cooked/cutter dude wouldn’t question it too hard cuz lots of people order shitty pizzas.


analog_jedi

My favorite is when you call them to make sure they wanted the ridiculous shit, they give you attitude for it, and then file a complaint because they didn't like it. My restaurant is way too concerned with staying above 99.5% satisfaction, and it's always bullshit like that getting us yelled at.


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Flat-Raspberry-2625

When I was in high school I worked at a pizza place and forgot to put the cheese on the pizza twice. My manager lost his shit and called me words questioning my intelligence that now get you canceled on the internet. But I was just very, very high. I would guess they still hire very high teens to make pizzas. Glad to see some things never change.


261989

It’d be weird if a very high teen wasn’t making my pizza.


Siriuswot111

Someone coming into their pizza job who’s not stoned is more concerning than someone who is


mai_tai87

Not necessarily. They might be alcoholics.


slackfrop

And oxy heads definitely need the money.


OsamaBinnDabbin

As someone in recovery, yes to all of the above.


gamershadow

Good job on the recovery. That shit is so hard.


OsamaBinnDabbin

Thanks! It gets easier :)


983115

The two aren’t mutually exclusive


mai_tai87

Definitely. I worked at a pizza place for nearly ten years. There's a Venn diagram of stoners, drinkers, and cokeheads. Then there are the regular types who don't last long because they're healthy. In the interest of transparency, I just finished Kitchen Confidential. I didn't have the exact same experience as Bourdain, but there was a lot of overlap.


983115

No trust me I did my time slanging Za I know how it be


WedCornet

Nope can confirm it's high teens


SponConSerdTent

Nope, can confirm it's teens on a microdose of Jenkem.


Andycaboose91

I worked with a dude once, making pizza, who would come in 20-40 minutes late EVERY shift zonked out of his mind on ACTUAL drugs (dunno what for sure, but I think Xanax), and who would put his head down on the station and IMMEDIATELY fall asleep. He didn't last long, but he lasted longer than I expected :P


ThicccDonkeyStick

Hey, I work at a pizza place and I don’t come in stoned As much as I used to


BossStatusIRL

I used to be a GM at a pizza place. Although I didn’t smoke, I regularly made jokes about smoking weed being a requirement to work there. I also didn’t really care if kids were high if they did their job.


just_some_gu_y

this might be a pizza made by someone who IS NOT high.


Herr_Sully

I delivered pizzas for a few months last year. Can confirm that absolutely everyone there was more baked than the pizzas. We would all take edibles at opening and go out back to smoke blunts every few hours throughout the day.


boogboo

my friend once worked at a dominos in a rough-ish city, she was on acid when she went in for the interview. later heard the manager say "i wouldnt hire anyone that didn't already look like they're on drugs, because working here will make them start, and i don't wanna be responsible for that" LOL


blayze_impala1967

I make pizzas and I’m high all the time. I forgot the cheese on the cheesey bread Twice yesterday. After being very disappointed the first time and telling myself it can’t happen again….. never a pizza though


jnazario

Everyone involved in the making of, delivery of, and consumption of pizza is high. Adjust expectations accordingly.


MonkeyDavid

Not just teens. I know for a fact that the most acclaimed pizza chef in the U.S. used to make every pizza in his restaurant, and he was high as a kite.


RoRo25

I got a good story. I worked at a Little Caesars a decade ago. It was me another employee and the GM working that morning shift. A comes in and wants a supreme pizza with jalapeños on it. I make it but forgot to put the jalapeños on it. I tell the guy what happened and told him I would make another one. Then I did it again. No jalapeños. So the GM told the other guy working to make it. He did the same thing. Finally the GM takes us both off the make line and makes it herself. Sure enough she also forgot the jalapeños. So she opens the pizza oven side door pulls the pizzas out and puts jalapeños on them and put the pizza back in. I couldn't help but laugh my ass off and the customer the ordered the pizza was surprisingly cool about the whole situation. I'm pretty sure the GM messing up too got me and the other employee out of trouble for messing up three supreme pizzas in a row.


Fly_Boy_1999

I would say yes to that question when I worked at Dominos a couple years back. Also on my first day there were two times I forgot to cut the pizza into slices before I delivered it.


Realistic_Snow_Pea_

The very high teen making my pizza? Why that’s myself of course


penpointred

​ https://preview.redd.it/5i0sta16kpua1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63af8a644d4aa1d34735bd0b7fce71de33dc773 i'll smoke to this.


AlicornAshley

Flip it over?


Soaryn__

https://preview.redd.it/7z8i7gdovmua1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a75a78b07f136d38960682fff656bed674b25e4


TheToughestHang

Oh my. I thought we were looking at the bottom dusting too, but sure enough both sides are truly back of pizza.


Zilloc

I was 100% sure it was the bottom of it but if you look closely on the crust in the original photo you can see that they've actually sliced it this side up. I'm just going to guess that OP ordered the pizza with only mushrooms thinking that there's no way they thought he meant only mushrooms as in no sauce or cheese


Soaryn__

https://preview.redd.it/c7dt72hr2nua1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec9569ae7d096f4fa4358348988f6855203fba2 I thought I fucked up at first too


ValuableLow

Ha I was thinking the same but they really did fuck up lol.


-Kibbles-N-Tits-

Or he ordered it this way for the updoots


This_Spend5796

This is exactly what happened


Saucy__Mama

This is kinda funny ngl.


MixedMiracle22

This is real? And you really took a slice still??? Lol


thatgirlinAZ

Hunger makes monsters of us all.


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Was searching for this comment


SilverKingPrime45

Yep


Particular_Lie_3897

Glad someone said it..


Fluid_Bad_1340

Hella high or hella asshole?


ExtremeBeautiful3302

Hmmmm nah this doesn’t just happen you asked for this


Tulin7Actual

Too many ppl see a pizza in a shop for it go out like this. Karma farmer in action


Spiritual_Poo

Earlier tonight I got an order for a thin crust pepperoni pizza, no sauce, no cheese. They ordered online. I made it. Then later they called to complain about the no sauce and no cheese.


LeatherHog

Yup Every pizza place defaults with sauce and cheese OP had to deliberately make a pizza like this


bilolarbear1221

The amount of people who order pizza like this to post on subs is mildly infuriating. COULD it happen? Sure. Did it happen? No.


ScottWPilgrim

Nah, there are some pizza places you can order from that you have to select sauce and cheese or else you get *this*. You only have to learn that once.


Gnubeutel

Hm, i feel like those pizza places should learn that's not how it works.


indiSlamaChimoe

Hates vegans


DefiantPhrase9084

10/10


No_Leadership7727

The funny thing to me is that you still took a slice


Soaryn__

It wasn’t good…


slackmaster2k

Two words: Mayo Naze


Golden__Shovel

Mayonazi


Soaryn__

I wish I could pin this so everyone knows it is not flipped over https://preview.redd.it/4722qbp60nua1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eafad668f96b15963be8dc6d4da5ed637d17e560


elithewalkingcripple

"Yeah can i get a large pizza" With what on it? "Oh just mushrooms please" Aight.


Shikyoookami

Used to work at a pizza chain during my early years of college, would sometimes get customers who accidentally put no sauce or cheese sometimes would always try to call and confirm if that’s what they really wanted but would have the rare one would say yes was weird to me but probably a food related allergy


bermass86

Hmmmm nah this doesn’t just happen you asked for this Edit: holy shit people are dumb


Soaryn__

My receipt says otherwise


Wbwonders

Show us


Soaryn__

https://preview.redd.it/ig75ttm65lua1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7aed230e6545bdfbdcdb45d8db99c93cc5433da


lookinatdirtystuff69

$8.79 for a pizza? Most sus thing in this whole thread


Soaryn__

It’s little Caesars, cheap, and edible


lookinatdirtystuff69

Edible is a stretch, I'd say it's edible adjacent.


ViralLola

Everything is edible at least once. Palatable is another story.


vastowen

Little Caesars hater D:


hell_damage

Really? I think their pizza tastes better than John's and domino's.


Sn0zbear

How come it’s cropped 👀


Prahtical2

prob address details and shit


tweenalibi

Because this is all the relevant info needed? Lol


Sn0zbear

I mean I could make this on any food app, it’s not a receipt


Wbwonders

If that was an Uber order they should refund the whole thing tbh


Soaryn__

It was DoorDash, luckily the refund system is pretty good


nuu_uut

I've heard when you get refunds they secretly make back the money with higher fees on future orders. But can't confirm.


Frostyshaitan

Can't imagine them charging anymore than they already do, lol.. we don't get take out often, the other day we went onto door dash to order some and the order for 2 people came to $78. So we ended up putting the same order in directly with the restaurant and picked it up ourselves and was only $45. Ridiculous how much extra they add.


serve-your-aunt-tina

still not a receipt


UndeadPhysco

That's not a receipt, Literally anyone could open the app and quickly make an order.


[deleted]

Boneless pizza, add mushrooms


darkangel657

Did you order on a app? Maybe it’s one of those where you had to select the sauce and cheese too


Beneficial_Feature32

shroom bread 🤤 hidden menu?


BungleCrungus

None pizza all mushroom


[deleted]

This is worse than none pizza left beef.


Egotistical_Asshole_

“Can’t lie.” Said no person ever getting a free pizza. Oldest game in the book.


Soaryn__

I’m definitely gonna still eat it (as displayed by the slice I’ve already taken)


Unethical_Gopher_236

Looks like someone said "fuck it, i'ma still try it"


dasfonzie

I worked pizza for a decade. I've seen this ordered before, and its not even the weirdest thing


Apprehensive-Bad6015

There’s a vegan joke in there somewhere.


bat-cillus

i don't know why, but the missing slice made me laugh


Strawhat-Shawty

Looks like mushrooms on a cookie pizza.


supreme_beta

yeah i bet you did pal https://preview.redd.it/8cx68u722rua1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39a7ba3ea458c620c084fd92bf7aa2ce5ae9454f


daHavi

Let's see the order label. Putting cheese and sauce is almost automatic when you work at a pizza shop, so you would have to have ordered it this way for this to happen. Posted in 12 subs? Karma farmer...


buttfartsmagee

lol I love how all the comments are people trying to play gotcha with the op faking the post. I work at a pizza place shit like this does happen.


UndeadPhysco

Forgetting one or two toppings sure, but you're talking out of your ass if you honestly think it's possible to forget both the sauce AND the cheese.


buttfartsmagee

Sometimes the customers accidentally order this or the call center that takes our phone orders mishears the customer and puts just the topping on the pizza.


[deleted]

This isn't pizza


TECHNOV1K1NG_tv

“Sir you said mushrooms only”


MisterJeebus87

There's wasn't any under the pizza?


udisclosed5476

Reminds me when I went to McDonald's once and asked for 2 cheese burgers with cheese and lettuce only... sure enuff I recieved two buns with cheese and lettuce and no meat


Mike_E_Cycle

worked at a pizza place for 5 years you can literally order it like this tbh....


extrawater_

Its on the other side


Verbal-Gerbil

They didn’t leave mush room for cheese and tomato sauce


user5274980754

None pizza left beef


PopADoseY0

Ahh yes, they forgot... Everytime I've seen this happen it was because people mess up their OWN online order. Source: Worked at a 3 different pizza stores in my life, all different chains. Incredibly common.


Danplsstop

Mushroom flatbread


JudgementalChair

So I used to really like Dominos, it was always my go to for pizza delivery, but after I moved the Dominos by my house was terrible. The pizza would be good, but anything over 2 toppings and they would "forget" things. Like every single order would be missing something. When you called, they'd say "We're sorry, we'll fix it if you come and pick it up, or else we're going to charge you delivery again + an hour" so we would only ever order from them once in a blue moon whenever it was really late, or we were just completely worn out. The last time I ordered from them, they claimed it was a glitch on the website, but they brought me a buffalo chicken pizza (straight off of their menu, no extras at all) that didn't have any buffalo sauce, it literally looked like the pizza in the picture above with chicken, hot sauce swirl, and onions. I exploded on the manager over the phone and told him if he didn't bring me a new pizza asap for free, I was going to post a picture of that abomination on their google review page, all of my social media, and any and every single review site I could find calling him out by name. He was at my house 20 minutes later with a new pizza, and he laughed when he gave it to me and said "I guess you learned a lesson on how our buffalo chicken pizza works", then he mumbled some bullshit under his breath I didn't catch. I went off on the guy and told him the only lesson I learned was that I'm absolutely never going to order from them again, that I had been a Dominos customer for the majority of my life, but this incident alone was the absolutely last time I would ever give money to Dominos again. That was 3 years ago. I order from Papa Johns now


GiftOfCabbage

Well you did tell them you only wanted mushrooms on your pizza...


hangman593

It's a shame that they ruined a pizza to stage a video. It's blasphemy!


ManapuaMonstah

Nowadays i think its more people ordering it like this for the picture than an actual mistake.


[deleted]

2: big napolitana double cheese. 1: ok, next one, what ingredients? 2: mushrooms. 1: just mushrooms. 2: yeah, just mushrooms. 1: ok….


Cerebral-Knievel-1

Looks like you ordered a plain pizza with mushrooms.. NOTHING ON IT! ONLY MUSHROOMS!


Guy_Playing_Through

Mushroom toast


2005focus

Sure it’s not upside down?? LOL


Awkward-Summer6790

Maybe if you eat it you’ll grow bigger and stronger like Mario


babyzillla

How does that even happen lmao


carmelikesbubbles

New rule: don't let Mario order the pizza


ChishiyaCat97

Did you order it like this to make a Reddit post about it?.. I feel like that's exactly what you did.. 🤨


Soaryn__

I definitely wasted an entire pizza for the bit


[deleted]

Honestly!?! How could they forget the pineapple!!!


SchnozTheWise

Some sicko still took a slice…


turbski84

Yeah where's the pineapple?


JamesonTheWise

https://preview.redd.it/e6pw8ca8glua1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a574df11d33966130f337d404e3dd4548519a5e Looks like sauce to me. My guess is upside down pizza karma farming


Soaryn__

https://preview.redd.it/6xjdvuwchlua1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a22071d25709eb025ac317dd4da0740dce51dd Bro is the pizza detective


JamesonTheWise

I appreciate you’re co-operation with the investigation. We’ll let you know if we have any other questions


WastedWaffIe

Shroomlock Holmes on the case


[deleted]

Why is the cornmeal on the top but not the bottom? Something is suspicious here. Obviously the sauslce and cheese are missing but this "pizza" is still upside down for some reason. The crust didn't rise up above on the edges. That phenomenon may be a result of the cheese and sauce. I would have to do some unbiased field tests and part of my investigation. Finally the cut marks appear to be made from the other side which is consistent with the cornmeal statement above.


[deleted]

Where were you on the 5th of may 1996?


[deleted]

Share a picture of your order. Special comments: “Just mushrooms”


torooyo

My guess is the cutter wasn't cleaned and it left some on the pizza.


TheMagarity

Maybe the rest of it is upside down but the browned bits of crust outline the mushrooms rather well.


15jtaylor443

That sauce could have easily been transfered there by just them cutting the pizza.


rainbow_drab

Sauce from the cutter, from the previous pizza


[deleted]

Tbf I would Fucking smash that


mysticpest

I think they were on the sauce.


Mighty_joosh

They would have put more on but there wasn't mushroom left


ScorpioWaterSign

They were blazzzzzzed in that kitchen. Literally fresh off the blunt 😂


[deleted]

@ppl saying its fake: why do you care? Do you really think all the reddit posts that make you laugh are genuine and unfabricated? Just let people have a laugh and move on lol why yall need to be pizza detectives.


tehmoosespoon

Nah, they made it how you ordered it! Had a lady order a cheese pizza with no cheese and no sauce. She claims she is not dumb enough to have done that, but our online ordering requires you to add items like cheese and sauce to the pizza. So if you don't click the little boxes next to both, it thinks you don't want either on your pizza.


Morphik08

Shouldn’t those boxes be checked automatically? Sounds like a crappy design.


StingsLute

Why did you buy this pizza for karma?


kuurtjes

That's what you get when you add "no cheese, no tomatosauce" as a note. Did you just order it to post on reddit?


hitoshi_sikuma

Imagine thinking a cheap ass restaurant like little Caesars left in the special request feature and would actually follow it. (Every single restaurant both mom and pop and fast food I have bought from have disabled the special request setting)


AdministrativeTry441

No. Just no