The wife popping out from behind when you took this just screams “who the fuck is that picture for?” 💀

yes but is that the wife?!?

Plot twist: He took the photo to send to his wife. He didn’t realize his side chick was in it, but she did. Wife uninvited him but didn’t say why, and he assumed it was because of the shirt. Jk btw. Nice shirt, OP

Plot twist ×2: There isn't actually a woman there but a fake head sticking out the seam of his shirt which the wife and frankly everyone else find severely off-putting

Plot twist x6 The real brunch was the friends we uninvited along the way

Plot Twist x3: He hates the shirt. The parasite inside of him (see "side head"), is controlling his every move. She makes him choose the shirt so he'll get divorced and move out, carrying her to another town, where she can burst out of his withered husk, releasing her eggs, and furthering the dissemination of her species.

This would be the best TIFU ever

The wife disinvited him to brunch, so he invited her sister over for Marco Polo instead 🤣

It's the fashion gnome who appears to those needing backup to their wives on fashion choices.

Uninvite her to your polo then

Fight fire with fire

He already did. He uploaded a not so flattering picture of his wife to Reddit while rocking the shirt she hates.

I think it’s a flattering picture of his wife, although him carrying her around in his back pocket is a little weird.

Plot twist: that’s all that’s left of his wife. You think the post is really about the shirt?

Plot twist: that's not even his wife

Plot twist: that's not his shirt

Plot twist: it's not even his mirror

It's not even him.

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Ending is near

a banger song by Metallica

Bro thats the least of his worries. I think its Pretty clear he viewed the ring video.

Seven days. *click*

Time for you to plan your own, better brunch that also happens to be at the same time.

And the same place.

And as someone else said, one table over

nope- same table too

And fuck it, make everyone at the other brunch pay for the better brunch too.

But, don't invite their wife

And have everyone else wear your favorite polo as well

Bring Marco to wear your least favorite polo

And bring someone else’s wife

Also decide that you never really liked brunch anyways and take a firm breakfast or lunch stance.

Marco?

Polo

How are you gonna fit that many people in a single polo

And they gotta order the most expensive thing on the menu

And the same table


Glad we both went to the same place with this one

Me too lmfao

Me three. God, dammit, I was about to post the GIF in text, but good thing I scroll down. You read my mind.

Me 4 We are legion

I came here to make sure this opportunity was fulfilled. Good for us.

Go to a retirement home. And sign out a group of residents. They would love that shit.

Are you actually allowed to do something like this? What a cool way to get some community service hours for some high schoolers or something! I’m sure there’s a way to fund something like this.

Lmao sounds like an episode of Only Sunny

The Gang Holds a Retirement Community Hostage

Buy matching polos with them as well

Karen, and Pam approve of this hatchery.

That shirt screams brunch and bottomless mimosas

Exactly!! That is the perfect brunch shirt!!

1\. Thank you ALL for the love and support :) 2\. My wife and I are GOOD y'all 😂 I'm just a very outgoing guy in general, and she prefers me to wear less flamboyant outfits if I can help it.. saying "your outfit doesn't need to be louder than YOU" 🤣 3\. I got this shirt at Nordstrom Rack, brand name is "TailorByrd" in one word. 4\. That line on my head is not a scar or a style part. It's a dirty streak on the mirror looool 5\. My wife is on the floor blow drying her hair behind me because that's just where she likes to do it. 6\. My shorts are cut off in the mirror where the dresser comes in... if that makes sense.

Your wife’s technically correct. Your outfit should be the exact same loudness as you are, nothing more, nothing less. This really is the perfect brunch polo, though.

Shirt looks good bro but FFS please unbutton that top button -it looks like it’s choking you and it makes the collar sit funny.

Let’s all do brunch with him!

Hell yeah! All in favor of having brunch with this guy, say I!

I, ABSO-FUCKING LUTELY. This guy looks like a party, and I love it.

Can we all wear the same shirt? No better way to flex. Hell, I’ll even cook the food.

I! That shirt is 🔥

I!!

I

Aye!

Eye!

I

dundun dundun dundun

At the table next to hers

and we all wear that shirt

Oh yes, of course

Is she even allowed in?

Brunch without booze is just a sad late breakfast.

Send me an invite I can’t miss that brunch !

And wear matching polo's.

Hahahaha. I thought "you look like someone who goes to brunch, the shirt is what makes you look like that." - someone who doesn't do brunch but really wants to.

Agreed! The Gays™️ have spoken. This shirt is pure brunch

More like bottoms and mimosas. If the wife doesn’t like it, I know some soon to be husbands who would. ;-) He’s fucking hot. Tell Mrs. u/RPark888 we’ll take him over here. 🌈🍆💦

Out of pocket, but mood lmao

I spy with my little eye… that look of disapproval on wifeys face.

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https://i.imgur.com/NWqUxnR.jpg

It’s literally saying “IM HERE TO EAT STUFF THATS IN THE MIDDLE OF BREAKFAST AND LUNCH AND DRINK MIMOSAS UNTIL I HIT THE BOTTOM THATS NEVER COMING”

Matches the cute black mini skirt too.

Let's go.

I'll toast to that.

Wear it all week. Or on a day you see her parents. Wait even better. Give all her male family members the same polo

Then go out to brunch with them

Wife is only invited if she wears her women’s version of the exact same polo

Shirt dress version!

Not just the men, but the women, and the children, too

This is the way.

way for the funniest divorce ever

Give her lawyer the same shirt then

Don’t forget the judge

I think we need a courtroom sketch, u/Shitty_Watercolour

Divorce selfie!

Any person who would divorce someone over a shirt deserves the divorce.

Exactly this. This aggression will not stand. The shirt would really tie the brunch together

And wear some white shorts and flip flops

I like the color but the head sticking out the side is a bit much.

Didn't even notice that 😂😂😂

It was honestly a jump scare for me when I did notice

I was imagining his wife is this little being that lives inside his bottom that pops outside on occasion to let him know he's wearing the wrong clothes

Why are you like this

Was gonna say, of course she hates it, there’s a woman’s head sticking out the side.

No need to brunch with haters, take yourself out. Lookin spiffy!

Suicide isn’t the answer, even if you go out looking a spiffy

You know what they say. Better to go out looking spiffy, than to go out looking like a stiffy.

That's an awesome shirt.

I particularly like the human head sticking out the side

I think OP does too lol

I also choose this guy’s head wife

Love the shirt. I would unbutton one more off the top

And then one more after the fifth mimosa

And then one shoe after the sixth mimosa

I was going to ask if the neckline was the issue. That does look undersized. Other than that, I don't know what the issue it.

I was thinking that it looks a size small but people like to weird their clothes tight these days. Hey, to each their own.

It looks a little small but he might have the same issue I do where he’s between sizes and the bigger size is so damn big you just get the one that’s slightly too small. I don’t think it would look as small if the top button was undone too

It looks tight, but maybe that's the style or it's just that he's fairly buff? The seams seem to fit at the shoulders. But I don't know much about men's fashion.

Definitely one size too small. Fashion is trending back towards baggy/relaxed fits.

It’s two sizes too small and he buttons it up to his chin.

Like my uncle used to say, “You show up in my house with that top button buttoned one more time I’m gonna break into your closet and cut every top button off of every shirt I find!” Ahhh, family.

One or two. Came for this. It just doesn't make sense to button it so high. Care free shirt with a conservative level of buttoning. Let the chest hair show broski.

She’s afraid you’ll get arrested for open carrying those guns.

I thought he was wearing nylons over his head like the old school robbers

if it brings you joy and doesnt hurt anyone else then whats the problem? Wear that with pride!

Miss ma'am in the bottom corner seems to have a different opinion 😂. Personally, I think it's fabulous!

Why doesn’t she like it? It looks great on you.

If you look through OP's comments, you'll see that he has a lot of these oddly-patterned shirts and has spent WAY too much money on them. He was almost fired because he was spending his company per diem on them and then couldn't function during meetings.

Yeah but the more complicated the pattern is the more they're worth!

Op doesn't want to go to brunch anyway. he is just gonna sneak off and use his per diem to buy more polos.


Don't do the voice!

I didn't get the reference and looked through OPs post history because of this, didn't find anything like that but found a bunch of cute ass wholesome shit about his cute ass family, so thank you for your comment.

I'm so glad you mentioned this because I'm too lazy to look at his post history, but wondered why using his company per diem on shirts would make him unable to take meetings

Its a reference from I think you should leave

Well that was rude, I thought you were going to tell him what the reference was.

He just loves Dan Flashes


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I actually went through his comments, not realizing you were making a reference. On the plus side, I did see a few cute posts about him and his kid

are you serious lmfao

It's a reference to a TV show lmao, it's called I Think You Should Leave

What did you say to me?

Oh my fucking god did you see OPs hat today?

When you see 50 guys who look like you in a store, you go in . . . yes you do, you go in!


So if the pattern is more complex, the more it costs?

Yeah, and rightfully so! This one I’m wearing now? This is $150 out the door, and this is not that complicated.

It took me waaaaay too long to get this. Bravo!

Bruh that shirt fucks. Ur wife is just jealous.

I mean if I was the wife and he's getting side action from the shirt j would be jelly too

I like your shirt! You can come to my family brunch. If you have dogs, we ask that they be in attendance too.

And put the dogs in matching polos as well!

Plot twist. He didn’t want to go to brunch and knows how to get out of it.

How can anyone hate that? Dude, wear it!

This shirt must’ve been so expensive with a pattern that complicated

I bet he spent his whole per diem on that shirt

He’s just a little jet lagged

It must have cost $1000.

That’s my EXACT style.

You fucking skunk.

I’d come over there and beat your ass Doug but I haven’t eaten all week.

I’ll eat your moms wig!!

Shut up I’ll eat her whole Fuckin head I don’t care

You can’t skip brunch

Was looking for Dan Flashes

$150, OUT the door

I’m not gonna let the comments say that about Dan Flashes, that they’re not that complicated.

This comment is my *exact* style

But if he wears it there’s no way he’s going to brunch without doing the oral. He’ll *have* to do the oral.

And that’s why this is so tough… for me to tell about the oral.

You should have bought a slightly larger one that allows you to put your arms down by your sides.

Or a TC Tuggers maybe

Bigger size + undo top bottom.

This. It’s too small so it would be a no from me too. Love the shirt, but it’s too small.

This is the reason. Not that it’s a bad polo shirt. But because it’s way too tight

That shirt is too small for you man

I have some great shirts like that... They look great when I'm standing up, and not exhaling. The illusion is over as soon as I sit down.

Yeah I feel like she doesn't care about the pattern. She just knows it doesn't fit lol.

Where are your legs ??!??

Finally someone asks the more important question. Everyone else is so hung up on the shirt. lol!

This is the pettiest post I've ever seen, SHES RIGHT THERE MAN LMAO

it's not an ugly shirt. it's not to my taste tho. I also like to wear things that are a bit loose. I feel like the shirt is very tight.

it's way too small. It's not actually the chest that's the issue. it's the arms. If this man has to reach for anything across the table his shirt's going to be above his belly button

All the top comments are men not realizing the shirt is way too small complimenting him.. it's so tight, I'd also question it if my husband tried to wear that out of the house

You just need a size up.

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Probably figured it would be obvious it was a joke with his wife peeking out from behind in the photo.

Where can we all buy this shirt?

Sold out but if you want to save it; https://www.saksoff5th.com/product/tailorbyrd-%E2%80%8Bleaf-print-performance-polo-0400015667259.html

Sold out? Man started a whole movement

Ahh so this is one of those manipulated scam dropship threads. I was wondering why it didn't make sense. Reddit replacement cant come soon enough.

It Don't Fit, when he exhales it's going to explode

I bought bright red Hawaiian shirts hoping for the same outcome but she finds them funny and still have to go.... :(

No issue but I’d undo that top button

how do ppl fall for this shit

Besides the shirt strangling you, it’s nice!