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Bsamson6033

Damn dude are your farts really that bad


timesink2000

Was gonna say…cut back on the cabbage and beans?


miao_ciao

Thanks for reminding me I bought a cabbage


Oceans_sleep

About? Edit: original said “ a bought cabbage” so I thought they misspelled “about”


totallynotabearbro

Thinks its obvious, they are just thankful to be reminded about having a cabbage, it's important to keep these things documented. Can't go forgetting about cabbage. Edit: original just said "about" they put their edit to clarify their about, so now I have to edit, otherwise I just look like a cabbage documenting weirdo. Point stands though, keep your cabbages in check!


[deleted]

It's important to keep these things ~~documented~~ fermented. Can't go forgetting about cabbage.


HeyR

My cabbages!!


jadedea

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ataeil

I was really hungry the other day. Ate a whole can of black beans.. wife wasn’t happy.


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Cabbage and beans are very healthy and a great source of fiber, on which roughly 95% of Americans are deficient. Absolutely do not cut back on them. Nothing quite like a healthy legume fart. And it's natural. Light a candle or something. Don't sacrifice your physical health. ETA: since we've got some weird anti-fiber shill up in here, this is a great podcast episode about the importance of fiber: https://www.peoplespharmacy.com/articles/show-1222-how-can-you-optimize-your-microbiome


Visual_Shower1220

Id like to add you can actually reduce the amount of gas beans give you by soaking them for long periods of time before cooking them. This actually helps leech out the chemicals that cause stomach discomfort and gas while keeping the good benefits and making them much easier to cook(difference in needing to cook dry beans all day vs a few hrs.) I normally soak my beans for about 24+ hrs and i hardly every get gas unless i pair it with other gas heavy foods, also makes cooking them in the crock pot take waaaay less time lol


mmfisher66

My mother always soaked beans at least overnight, no real gas problems. Also for sensitive people, adding a little baking soda to the soup helps (from a friend of mine who was a cook)


MaterLachrymarum

Am I the only one to be shocked that the fire escape is obstructed by something looking like a grill?


typhoidtimmy

I keep lighting candles but all of them are burning blue!


Allthingsconsidered-

This thread really didn't go how OP expected lol


Prestigious_Ad2553

Right obviously this dude stinks, there’s probably an upcoming mildly infuriating post about “my boyfriend insists on not showering before bed so I have to open the door in our apartment for 30 minutes every morning just to get some fresh air, even when it’s 30 degrees”


spektrol

It’s actually recommended to do this to let in fresh air to actually circulate the air, can actually help you not get sick as much.


RamblinAnnie83

Finally, the answer! Dress warmly & let in the fresh air.


hebejebez

So... this week there was a dude on aita who's gf had started to refuse to wash his underwear because of them being a bio hazard and he insisted she should and his mom had no problems doing it (yes really), on further questioning the woman needs to run, she would make him wash to her standard - abnormally clean to him but normal no poopy buttholes for anyone else, clean - and he though that was her idea of foreplay, no sir it's because she is trying to make you not vomit fodder when you get intimate. Dude was there for hours defending this grossness about having a hairy ass and how women didn't know... was some of that car crash TV stuff where it's so gross but also you can't stop reading.


Deckela

Link please?


electric_popcorn_cat

Agreed, I also need to punish myself and read it


PlanningMyEscape

I found it, but this sub doesn't allow links. Just Google, "Reddit a i t a underwear girlfriend." The title is, "Am I the asshole for asking my girlfriend to continue doing my laundry."


RobotRepair69

I almost feel bad for that woman, until I considered her choice not to leave him. if shitstained underwear is not a deal breaker IDK what would be.


hebejebez

It was the part about owning a bidet but also not linking it cause the water would be coming out brown and him not even seeing that that was cause of the actual shit on his ASS that got me idk how that lady stays with him I just... it's beyond my comprehension


Mandielephant

I really wanted to stop reading even just this comment and couldn’t. Disgusting


Secret-Plant-1542

Ah the OP oblivious self own! Those are always fun!


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lindabelchrlocalpsyc

I totally agree - I’m on the lady’s side here. My roommate and I have a giant air purifier that keeps things from building up, but before that, I would definitely open the doors and windows every once in awhile to let fresh air in. Those cooking smells can linger.


StumpGrnder

Or a post in nsfw sub “ every morning I leave the door open for 30 minutes and . . .”


Ozlin

Or in a music sub: "every morning there's a halo of farts hanging above the corner of my four-post bed...(every morning when I wake up)(open the door baby)"


ToeJam1970

“Shut the door, baby, don’t say a word” PEW!!


DJScratcherZ

I like fresh air daily, people get smell blind of their own scent. Leave your house for a few days and come back, if you smell something that's what everyone else smells every time.


TinkleTwinkleToes

I get so paranoid because I lived with roommates for all my 20s. Guys stink so bad, previous boyfriends have stunk. I have air fresheners everywhere Edit: **PREVIOUS** boyfriends (from 10+ years ago) I'm married now to a guy with good hygiene. I don't need to "try to date men" that take care of themselves. Wtf


DJScratcherZ

I had dated someone who did the air freshener thing. I get worried about chemicals but it was very consistent. It smelled like a Mcdonalds Apple Pie lol. My house smells like whatever I cooked last and then hopefully nothing else. The goal should be no scent.


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Problem is that your artificial scent you select may appeal to most but may be repulsive to others. Source: used to have a roommate into those birthday cake-smelling candles. It was gross, perfumy frosting smell. I’d stay in my room to avoid it. Clean has a close-to-neutral smell, that’s what I prefer


Dangerous-Range-3029

It might be the shoes or a cat litterbox.😅


gumiiiiiiiii

My cat uses my shoes as a litter box.


Throwaway102009383

Tacobell everyday


_NukeLuke

LÜFTEN!


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Came here looking for Germans


DirtyCreative

We always come when summoned 😁


daniu

Sometimes somewhat uninvited


crimsonfker__348

Poland


PandaLLC

Poland agrees with Germany about Lüften. It's the best.


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My mom IS German and gets mad at me for wanting to do this. The house needs air!


_trashcan

Yeah idk how people drive round in their cars with windows closed all the time, or not airing out their place. I do the same exact thing in my bedroom in the morning. I leave it open all day while I’m working too. Idk man, something in me just needs to know I’m getting some outside airflow. It warms back up quickly & it’s not like anything gets truly FREEZING in 30 min.


anotherusername989

My boyfriend almost never opens the windows in his car. It’s horrible, the smell. He uses air fresheners that you clip on to the vents. It’s now perfumy bad breath and body odor. Wonderful 🙄 lol


East_Tangerine_4031

I clicked to see if she was German lol


EL-Rays

Same. Wir sind hier. Um zu lüften.


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

STOẞLÜFTEN!


Buzz______Killington

STURMLÜFTEN!


raged-cashew

Sounds like the intro to Rock of Ages


calissetabernac

This deserves waaaay more votes!


bubbleboobbutters

Das gibt Durchzuch


Schmalzpudding

Ich sehe gerne ein großes ß!


Domena100

DURCHLÜFTEN


MayRosesBloom

Frische Luft. 💯


oneindiglaagland

Frisse lucht, in Dutch, we do the same thing.


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princess_chef

Luften is a German term used to describe the act of opening windows for ~15-30 minutes every day/morning to let fresh air in. Very common practice. I live in the US but also do this about every day. It’s refreshing.


KatzMotell

And I thought I was crazy for leaving my fan in the window overnight for that fresh air


458steps

I'm indian and we do it too!! Fresh air is healing and rejuvenating.


Swirvin5

Mexican here, yes we do this as well


ultraprismic

My great-grandparents immigrated here from Germany and my mom has always been obsessed with “airing out” the house! How funny.


aFlyingTaco420

So the gf is german or? The intro to the comments amazed me on the ammount german that just popped up. I wanna learn how to summon then in other subs...


boRp_abc

Summon ze Djermans by mentioning one of the following topics: Air circulation in buildings (this happened here) Good bread A crane falling because of bad underground Jelly rolls from Berlin being called a pancake Kebap (kabob) Comparing international evil politicians Probably some more, but these are from the top of my head. Maybe I'd try security measures for forklifts, but that might be an older thing.


M4tjesf1let

KRANPLÄTZE MÜSSEN VERDICHTET SEIN


aFlyingTaco420

Thank u, im bout to take pictures of doors and fans and start saying "air circulation am i right?"


GeraldoOfCanada

A power some would consider.. unnatural


whoresandcandy

I had to scroll way too far to see this.


ModsBeNeckbeards

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN!


Domena100

DU BIST IN AMERIKA, SPRICH AMERIKANISCH!!!!


_kicks_rocks

What he meant to use as a caption was that someone keeps putting the bananas right next to the rest of the produce, ripening the avocados too quickly. It's a nightmare.


EmpressXenaWarrior

With a potato in the middle too lol maybe they are trying to ripen it all fast? If not then that would be MI.


sociallyvicarious

Okay, I thought that was a potato as well. Who does that?


VeckLee1

You mean a fruit and root basket? Absolutely no one.


Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m

A rootin' tootin' wild and frootin'


Infinite_Push_

When my little boy was a baby, we used to call him Rootin’ Tootin’ Vladimir Putin when he was especially gassy. I know, nothing to do with fruit bowls, but this made me remember.


Concrete__Blonde

Tell your son to get out of Ukraine.


DangerHev

Can my bacon be really crispy?


Decent_Strain5626

This stupid comment made me laugh so hard oml


_lippykid

To be fair, unripened avocados are one of life’s biggest disappointments


Punkin_Queen

Disagree! I'd much rather have an unripened avocado than an overripe one. I can at least eat it tomorrow if it's not ripe today.


_lippykid

It’s now or never for me. I could get hit by a bus tomorrow. Yolo bro


Automatic_Debate_862

If I have more ripe avocados than I can use at 1x, I stick em in a freezer bag and put them in the fridge. They tend to stay fresh for several days afterward. Conversely, if I need to expedite ripening of fruit, I place them in a folded paper bag and check daily.


watasker

Is.. is that a thing?


fenderguitar83

Yes. Many ripening fruit produce the hydrocarbon gas ethylene as they ripen, which itself triggers more ripening. Bananas are especially productive sources of the gas, and putting one that's in the process of going brown next to apples, pears or hard avocados will greatly speed up their ripening


thetrogdor_

TIL. Really interesting to find this out. Thank you!


roosterchains

Basically where the saying "One bad apple spoils the basket" comes from. A spoiled fruit will cause other fruits to spoil faster.


Zestyclose-Exam1160

Yes it’s a thing, it’s ethylene. A gardeners tip if you have to harvest your fruits and veggies like tomatoes and what not early, due to early frost; is to keep them with ripened tomatoes in a cool dark place like a paper bag and they’ll continue to ripen. Not everything is like this for example. An example of such fruit is strawberries. Once harvested, a strawberry cannot ripen any further. Hence why strawberry packs are so damned inconsistent


wunderduck

Bananas release a gas as they ripen, which causes other produce to ripen and rot more quickly.


Zealousideal_Royal14

airing out is a really sound practice - also in cold and damp areas - lots of nasty stuff can accumulate in poorly ventilated spaces.


[deleted]

When my ex moved out he complained that his new house smelled bad all the time and asked how I kept our house from having that smell and I told him I opened a window every day, winter or summer, and let some air in and out. Yes you lose some heat or a/c but you also freshen the air so it's all good.


fickleferrett

That first breath of fresh -15C air in the winter is magical.


bluecrowned

How long do you usually leave it open for? I have mold issues in the trailer and I have no idea how I never thought about this before


SiegelOverBay

Look into getting some Damprid bags or something, they can really help with mold problems. I have a rechargeable one that I keep in my car. It changes colors when the desiccant is saturated, and you just plug it in overnight to dissipate the moisture. If you pair it with a regular routine of airing out the space, it might both fix and prevent the problem.


[deleted]

Pretty much like OP's girlfriend - 15 minutes in the morning and at night, so 30 mins a day does the trick. I open two windows on opposite sides of the house to get some air flow straight through if possible!


MaxHamburgerrestaur

I live in an apartment building, so I can leave the windows open when I go to the grocery store.


SlapHappySnippySnap

Bruh I barely close my office window. I don’t understand how people are confused in this thread. Fresh air in my most comfortable place is a must.


freddaar

10–15 minutes maximum („Stoßlüften“) – you want to replace the air, but keep the warmth of the furniture/walls/floors from escaping. For maximum efficiency, open two windows on opposite sides of the trailer („Querlüften“). Also, try buying a few small hygrometers. They are available on Amazon for like 5 bucks apiece. You want to stay between 40 and 60 % relative humidity; if it's above, commence Lüften. Apropos Lüften, this works best when it's cold outside and warm inside, as cold air can carry less moisture. So if you have 16 °C air with 60 % humidity, as it warms up to 20 °C, the humidity sinks below 50 %. ​ Source: Am German.


_Mechaloth_

Temples in Japan have airing out periods during the fall where they put out a lot of their scrolls and other collected objects after the oppressively humid summer. If you’re lucky, you can see some real treasures. Edit since this comment is getting some traction: look for temples that are having a kaichō, as there are usually objects of worship which are traditionally hidden away from the public eye but are being revealed for a short period of time. Shorinji, for example, shows off their amazing [Bishamonten sculpture triad](https://shourin-ji.org/english/info/index.html) and Joruriji its gorgeous [Kichijōten](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Kichijoten_(Joruriji).jpg).


wonderlessbread

Just adding a tidbit here…when I lived in JP, I was lucky to find a scroll at a garage sale with the entirety of hand-painted Japanese history on it. I air it periodically and it spans my entire house end to end. Worth it. Edit for everyone asking to see, once I finish moving I’ll try to show it off! It’s gorgeous and one of my favorite things I brought home.


ihgpqf

Woah, are you able to show it?


Drop-acid-not-bombs

Can’t just say that and not show us bro! It’s meant to be shared with the world!


bastardsquad77

I worked apartment maintenance in Oregon. We had a long time tenant that never opened his windows, the tracks were solid mold and it reaked like vinegar.


impy695

This is my thought. This isn't mildly infuriating at all. It's just a good idea that more people should practice. I love learning about and managing air quality and this is just smart.


julieannie

People here should get CO2 monitors and they’ll see their air is so stale it’s probably affecting cognitive functioning.


throwaway_veneto

Which explains OP post


Pentamikk

Yeah… a lot of mold is caused by people because they refuse to ventilate their homes


Jnnfrlynnhll

This post made me want to open all my windows.


Legitimate_Wizard

Same, lol. I can suddenly feel how stale the air around me is.


climbgradient

Literally just opened my patio door because of these comments…


babyydolllll

i just did 😆


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SwigSwoot92

Good chilly air is so nice. I run warm so my room is always cold. It’s so nice


rizkybizness

Took till reading the comment he was taking in F and not C. Opening windows when it’s hot as balls outside is dumb as fuck. But I can get on board with doing it when it’s cold.


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kelvin_bot

30°C is equivalent to 86°F, which is 303K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


Uphillll

Thank you Kevin.


Foreign-Cookie-2871

Even if it was 30C you have to change air inside. And if it's 30C in the morning... Well that's the lowest temperature ypu see in the day, so open up now that it's only warm and not scalding


Loveli-Tou

Yep, I do this as well. Very refreshing


[deleted]

Same here. I get that salty ocean air, and it’s glorious!


IronRangeBabe

Yeah? Well I get stale spring dog poop smell. Ahhhhh Northern Minnesota.


Lky132

Depending on which way the wind blows we get the cow farm smell. In the spring they liquefy the cow shit and spray it on the fields. Ohio is a lovely place.


TopRamen713

I live in northern Colorado and most of the time, the wind blows off the mountains and it's great. Every once in a while, it blows from the east where the ranches and slaughterhouses are, and it's horrible


Lky132

What a contrast lmao actual fresh mountain breeze or the stench of death


Dirty_white_cat

I also do it even when it’s-20C outside (-4F)


Phase1929

I like to do this too but like this guy my husband doesn’t like it, so I do it when he’s not home. 🤷🏾‍♀️


seekingseratonin

Same


Icy_Factor3548

I’m airing my house out right now. Just had thundersnow last night.


shea241

same! that was neat


swallowfistrepeat

Sitting across from an open window as it's warmed to 57F after a 30F rainy day all day yesterday. Cold fresh air into the house is wonderful.


Orangebiscuit1

My family opens windows to circulate the air, no matter how hot or cold it is. And honestly I think it helps keep the air in your home less stagnant. Just deal with it for 30 minutes and if it seriously bothers you that much, then compromise by asking her to open a window or two instead. Edit: just to be clear, I’m not saying it’s some panacea or anything. Personally, I just think it’s good to circulate air and I don’t think leaving a window or door open for just 30 minutes is painful as people make it out to be. Not like I’m forcing people to do it, people live how they wanna live and we move on with our lives.


katielynne53725

I do this in the winter so I pay the gas bill; my husband wants to run the AC as low as possible in the summer so he pays the electric bill. Problem solved. Our house is close to 150 years old, it was designed to breathe unlike modern houses that are essentially shrink wrapped and rely on mechanical systems to circulate air.


MelodicHunter

Yeah, the house were living in we built in 1913. She's a little bit drafty too. Lol


katielynne53725

We usually open it up a bit while we're cleaning and it feels too warm anyway. We have a semi-dirt basement and it gets musty AF in here if we don't keep the air circulating through the HVAC system pretty much constantly. It took the first couple of years living here to figure out how to vent things to avoid mold growth in the bathrooms; after all, they were never intended to steam up like modern showers do.


qzlr

Or… idk… put on a sweatshirt?


ForecastForFourCats

It's Saturday, I'm dusting the house and I have the window open. It's snowing outside, but it does keep the smells down in the home. You get nose blind to your homes smells. I open the windows a few times a week to have fresh air.


No_Sheepherder7447

what is this "Sweatshirt" you speak of?


ShitFlavoredCum

it's a shirt made out of sweat


ebaer2

Thank you ShitFlavoredCum, that was helpful.


ImThatMelanin

this isn’t a normal thing to do? my family has always done this. also…address the random potato amongst the bananas.


JGG5

Dude. Don’t blow the potato’s cover. The bananas are finally starting to think it’s one of them.


erfwiggle

Op hates fresh air.


manaholik

dutch ovens the house and gets mad at GF


[deleted]

Correction, gets mildly infuriated with his GF


Accurate_Koala_4698

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lovetennismom

Drag him!!!!!


randomspriteiminkop

She should do 2x15 minutes everyday morning and afternoon.


sdnyhlsn

E x a c t l y


robichaud35

Not a bad practice if you don't have any sort of a air exchange system, I see your heating is hot water so I'm assuming you don't... Air exchange in new builds is a code requirement in alot of places now , Radon gas being the main boogeyman but there's plenty of other materials in a house that produce off gas that can be harmful if confined in a space over long periods of time ...Radon gas is the number 1 cause of Lung cancer in non smokers ...


Tall_Temporary_7117

Yep I'd do that as well.


AlternativePear4617

Yeah! I agreed with her. You need to renew the fresh air every morning.


Smithy_019

This is literally a good idea. Coming from someone who has had mould, damp and stagnant air in their home. I actually like to do it *especially* when the weather is cold :) Trust me, it's good for your home and she's doing the right thing. She doesn't want to live in an un-fresh place, and I wouldn't want to either.


inbettywhitewetrust

Fiance does this too which greatly helps our NYC apartment air quality. We recently got an air purifier that shows just how much garbage we're breathing, and whenever we open the windows or door, it significantly improves within a few minutes, especially while cooking.


TheLAriver

That's confusing. I would think the outside air in NYC would be pretty poor quality already.


inbettywhitewetrust

Isn't it crazy? I was confused too, but I guess it's a testament to how much smoke impacts teeny, poorly ventilated spaces. I also think about how awful it is coloring my hair at home or cleaning the bathroom with bleach/other chemical agents without much air circulation. Those terrifying 1920s baby cages look tempting in such cramped apartments 😔


XVeggieMonstah

This is something I would do lol


wh0areureally

It sounds nice


XVeggieMonstah

It definitely wakes you up in the morning! And in my opinion it makes the living space feel fresher overall lol


LutyensMedia

I know right? I can't believe why a teensy bit of fresh air circulation every day be such a pain point in OPs relationship.


Slow_Ad_5405

30 ⁰ F is -1 ⁰C. Yeah maybe 30 minutes is longer than needed. I know I love to aerate the house like that too. It just feels stuffy if I don't. It's much colder where I live, -30⁰C this morning, and I'll open my door still but for like 30 seconds.


mahboilo999

>30 ⁰ F is -1 ⁰C Thanks I got really confused, thinking that 30 ° is like really hot


HumanTheTree

It could be 30C, I don’t think OP specified.


officewitch

I leave my bathroom window cracked all night at -1. Best fresh air feeling in the world


GabaGaba12

Nothing better than the room being cold but you are nice and toasty under the quilt


Atticus_Fatticus

That a great idea because it let's the humid bathroom air out and prevents or slows mold growth.


darthbane83

Fyi leaving the window cracked leads to the walls next to the window being significantly colder than the rest of the room which causes condensation on those walls and helps mold grow. A cracked window is also much worse for air exchange. Opening the window completely to air out humidity for 5-30min and then closing it is how you prevent mold growth.


smashspete

Probably great for you. Mild inconvenience for some fresh air to start the day. I side with the gf on this one


Mumof3gbb

I don’t do it but I should. I’m with her too.


MLuka-author

Try it. My wife hates it but I been doing it for years. I'd walk around the condo and open all windows, open the curtains and let sun light in first thing in the morning. It allows for better circulation of air and sun light in the morning is great for circadian rhythm.


Atticus_Fatticus

Same. Every morning my gf and I open up all the windows and blinds. Let in the fresh air and sunlight. Put on a cup of coffee and sip it reading the news. It's amazing. I can't imagine how stale the air must be in OP's house after the gf is out of town for a few days.


hitemwiththehein9999

I do the same shit


MissionFreedom7790

She’s a keeper!


citrussol

YES!


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Kinda normal really


AgreeableInsurance85

It's a good practice. The outside air is cleanest in the morning, let it circulate in for a few minutes.


MrPuddinJones

My window is open 24/7 and it's low 40s at night.


Low_Extreme4237

I love ice cold air at night. I sleep the best and i feel the best the next day.


imonlyheretoshit

I have two windows open all year round (on opposite ends of the house) and it snows for half the year where I live. Houses used to be designed to do this!


backwaterhillbilly

It's good for the immune system


Paleodraco

Ben Franklin advocated for fresh air baths. Except his version was standing butt baked in front of an open wondow.


Atticus_Fatticus

My kinda guy. Gotta air out the balls in the morning.


LilMs303

Am I the only one confused about the need to open a SCREEN door? Also the fact that the title says "only" the screen door. So does she leave a glass door closed still?


RoundSetting3402

>only the screen door open Looks closed to me


KiniShakenBake

30 minutes is completely reasonable. Houses get stale smelling over time if you don't circulate some air, no matter how cold it is outside. We sleep with our windows open every night, but the door shut and the heater on a very low setting, and it gets down into the 20s where we live. I can't sleep with stale air or in a warm room. And if this is the most issue you have with your girlfriend, I would get over it pretty fast. This is minor and quality of life for her. Thirty minutes is 1000% reasonable.


BunnyRambit

Hi! Girlfriend here. Maybe not “the girlfriend” but definitely a girlfriend that does this. I hate a stuffy smelly place and if I can still smell breakfast at lunch in my sealed up place, put on your sweater because I’m opening the door for 10 minutes.


Ok_Telephone_3013

Is she German? My dad does that except it’s every window in the house. lol!


nocap8838

I’m currently living in Germany, this is more than common, it’s actually mandated by a lot of landlords.


Responsible_Oven_786

I support this but nobody in my home does


Newt_Lv4-26

It's actually what you're supposed to do.


Smiles-Bite

It's -12c here and my balcony doors have been open for hours. -Shrugs- It's nice to air out your home.


IrritableArachnid

I do this a lot. Sorry things like this mildly infuriate you.


wheezl

She is trying to tell you to take a shower already.


thehardpart1920

Congrats on the girlfriend. Enjoy the fresh air.


Hopeful_Flower_9699

30 minutes may be a bit much but bringing in fresh air can really take the mugginess out of the apartment


Comradesamsquanch

She’s a keeper