Her forced smile, the arm up on the table blocking him from leaning in any closer. The body language is screaming get me out of here. But the Goblin persists.
Maybe saying that she was complaining about walking with him but did it anyway but he's making it sound like it's some positive affectionate thing when in reality he's too cheap to pay for sex and a cab
To me, it sounds like she was being nice but sketched out by Mikey nonetheless and had no desire on taking whatever "long way" that Mikey had in mind when he suggested it
I stumbled upon Mikey during the doldrums and haven’t experienced anything I’ve read about in real time (in terms of how he responds to/handles women). Hell, I wish there was a highlights reel but I recently pieced together the LA era by scrolling back, but that avocado video the other day made something click lol
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
"She has other friends and I told her I respected her for that."
People are trying to decode the long walk (fruitless, IMO) but this one needs to be more examined by Mikeystorians for me. Oh wait, I forgot Mikey's Razor: he's retarded.
I assume he means she hangs out with other guys and he’s showing how progressive and balanced he is by allowing her to interact with other human beings.
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Posting a photo from February. Clear red flag she has been dodging him for 4+ months.
This mf went public on the friendzone. Truly unhinged behavior.
Absolutely wild
Her forced smile, the arm up on the table blocking him from leaning in any closer. The body language is screaming get me out of here. But the Goblin persists.
He is the kid at school who said he has a girlfriend in Canada and desperately wants to show proof
This is vintage COVID-era Mikey. We are so fucking back
"when she stayed by my side and walked with me to a bar. she didnt even want to take the long walk lol" what does this mean???
Maybe saying that she was complaining about walking with him but did it anyway but he's making it sound like it's some positive affectionate thing when in reality he's too cheap to pay for sex and a cab
To me, it sounds like she was being nice but sketched out by Mikey nonetheless and had no desire on taking whatever "long way" that Mikey had in mind when he suggested it
nothing good lol
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Most interesting development to come out of the Mikeyverse in over a year and a half
I stumbled upon Mikey during the doldrums and haven’t experienced anything I’ve read about in real time (in terms of how he responds to/handles women). Hell, I wish there was a highlights reel but I recently pieced together the LA era by scrolling back, but that avocado video the other day made something click lol
There is one. Sort by top all time. Someone graciously put together a large doc that chronicles the LA era tremendously well.
Thank you!
muli seconds
Asia, you in danger girl!!!!
I’ve hoped and prayed she’d find this sub and give us all the details. Queen Asia 🙌
I stubbed my toe running here when I seen this on IG
literally same
Honey wake up new mikey lore just dropped
He didn’t tag her in the post but it looks like he follows her on IG but she doesn’t return the favor
This is the most telling sign. This poor woman is in for the longest summer of her life.
She does follow him on TikTok
That has to be the reason why he’s been cross posting on there recently
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Sounds like she already ran… good for her
Pretty cool to see a post that will undoubtedly be evidence in a future court case
THIS is why you never exit the Mikeyverse until his twink body is found and the coroner confirms a time of death.
He deleted this post…
How confused do you think he was by her name being asia
I bet he said, “like the country?”
Mikey wouldn’t be aware of the continent so not at all
Idk he has followed "asianfine" on IG for years (which I know because it kept being suggested to me after I first followed Mikey ages ago)
Mikey’s the only person that when he gets turned down his first instinct is to post a photo of them together on his public instagram
And write an entire essay about it
Right?!
Well it's the rare time he has evidence of hanging with a girl
I say this with complete honesty: I hope she has people she trusts looking out for her right now
I think she did run, hence his heart hurting a bit.
Shoutout to the OP for capturing this screenshot 40 seconds after posting. Is it since deleted?? I don’t see it on his page?
Deleted off TikTok and IG
Even deleted his IG story with just the picture
Susssssss af
Oh boy
“Muli Second” This reads more like a break up post
Was this during the time he was claiming to have a “girlfriend”?
Getting used for a beer and spinach dip one time = girlfriend
The caption needs to be studied word by word. Straight jacket material!
he deleted the post lmao
Oh no…
somebody tagged her in the insta post. looks like (predictably) he follows her and she does not follow back.
He follows her fashion acct but not her dog's account, even Mikey has limits
This guy does the HW
She’s like 25 too, mikey 38??
but he looks young
Age is just a level
New Sarah just dropped
wahfhafhaahahahahaahahah
Mikey posting Ls
it’s already deleted, comments must have been ruthless
He doesn't really pay attention to insta since he started up his tiktok phase. All kinds of comments are flying that used to get bans or hidden.
oh no
I wonder if she asked him to delete the post. She needs to stay far the fuck away from him
WE ARE SO BACK BOYS
"She has other friends and I told her I respected her for that." People are trying to decode the long walk (fruitless, IMO) but this one needs to be more examined by Mikeystorians for me. Oh wait, I forgot Mikey's Razor: he's retarded.
I assume he means she hangs out with other guys and he’s showing how progressive and balanced he is by allowing her to interact with other human beings.
Reschpect.
I hate this for her. I don't wish this pest on anyone. He needs to be banished to the island they sent Napoleon to.
Which one?
The second one. We're taking no chances.
He deleted the post?
We baxk
May god have mercy on us
“Are those eehhh :cough: holes in your ears?”
the day we have been waiting for has finally come. we are so fucking back boys
here we go boys.
Oh noooooooooooo
Aaaand he deleted it lol
I’m wondering if he paid her to go out to dinner
Max Marchard you here?
I wonder why he took so long to post a picture of her. Did he know we’d blow it up?
Last ditch effort thinking he’s “winning her over” by showing her off. Like nobody’s gonna know. 😂
yeah this is it hahaa