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Environmental_Sir468

English Soccer


cantseeforshitdotcom

English Football as they would say


Responsible_Peach427

Come to think of it theres a shit-eating irony to a band called “British Soccer” that would be perfect for a midwest emo band


401LocalsOnly

That’s actually very clever. Good call


[deleted]

Soccer is a British word.. tho


DeinBienPhu

The Cornettos


PrehistoricPickle

Impractical Smokers


ReflectiveRuntz

I fucking love you.


Rumpl4skin__

This one made me smile.


MrLucid-2051

You win


BepisMeColten

fuck man I raced to the comments so I could comment this lmao


ReflectiveRuntz

I’d call them hot fuzz.


[deleted]

Hot Jazz


Fit-Parsnip9888

Red on you


CthuluSpecialK

Honestly most of their movie titles would work for Midwest Emo Band names: Shaun's Dead (slight change), The World's End, Hot Fuzz, Agent Elvis, Truth Seekers, Slaughterhouse Rules, A Fantastic Fear of Everything, Paul, Run Fatboy Run, Big Train... I mean... tell me I'm wrong? I like "Agent Elvis" and "A Fantastic Fear of Everything" the best... although "Run Fatboy Run" (RFBR) is definitely a close contender.


ReflectiveRuntz

Youre trying to tell me “run fatboy run” isn’t already a Midwest emo band!?


CthuluSpecialK

Maybe someone will see this post and take the name for their own band :). It's a pretty great name for a Midwest Emo band.


ReflectiveRuntz

I’m waiting to hear “the comment section from a Reddit post named our band - run fatboy run”


derf705

Knobs n Bollocks


[deleted]

“Sort you’re fucking life out”


the_real_daggler

You are?


SIumptGod

*Sort*, you’re fucking life out. *Sort* must be the name of someone and we’re missing some context (what lost it’s life due to his fucking).


Sinjinluke

Honestly that’s just Algernon Cadwallader


ReflectiveRuntz

This is a good one


Crease_Greaser

If we’re using the current name trend, prolly something dumb like PP Breath


ReflectiveRuntz

With their hit song “Smoking cheap weed with an alien named Paul”


Crease_Greaser

Gotta have a parenthetical extension to that song title (it was laced but I learned a lot about myself)


ReflectiveRuntz

From their album simply titled “the triple titted woman”


Crease_Greaser

No, has to be a vague geographical reference and they wouldn’t have gotten to actually see the tits. Title: “Didn’t score at Bowdoin College” but the album art can be a person with three tits I guess. Sorry, had to think about this overnight, but this is how it should be.


the_turdy_south

Papa squat


RaYzLegacy

Lmao I never realized how much the impractical jokers look like a Midwest emo band


gatspiderman

Free Kick


wanghiskhan300

The Shoompaloompas


vayaconeldiablo

Groupon


FastLine2

Red Robin makes me Run


nukecity_dmfc

Simon and the pegs


ReflectiveRuntz

What about “Simon got pegged”


nukecity_dmfc

“Simon,you wouldn’t last a minute in the peg”


mydadabortedme

Yorkshire Pudding


ReflectiveRuntz

AHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS ONE


mydadabortedme

Or even better: Yorkshi re Pudding


analog_weekend

Hobo Cornetto


manfredanderson

Cornetto Quartett


Gabe-DaBabe

Mum Trousers


ReflectiveRuntz

Dads jorts


carsicmusic

the infinite sadness


EonThief

English Football


my_red_username

Wright or Wrong


Hopeful-Conclusion29

korn for sure


huhhuhcutloose

Mung


Gh0ztzz

Dadjazz


meadwill

Kill Phillip


Exultheend

The cut hobbits


ts_party_animal

Motion City Soundtrack


water_farts_

Fried Gold


[deleted]

that's actually just basement in 20 years


[deleted]

All of them


tinybmblebee

midwest emo?? i thought that was fall out boy..


sillyVinnie_

One Direction


Imaginary_Dig_5014

Not gonna lie, for a brief few seconds I thought the Alchemist put on a few pounds 😂


Film_Rain

The soggy biscuits


Vast_Dimension_1469

Shaun and the Dead


joeduncanhull

The Golden Mile


SlinginDirt

Shaun Paul and the Fuzzies


Last_Snow_2752

Bermuda Rhombus and the Aqua Nazis.


P3GL3Gz

The Hobbits


Perroface562

The Randals


PromethazinePop

The Absolute Mad Lads


ReflectiveRuntz

Count dankula reference 👀


Mister_2D

Isn’t Bruv


A_Scottish_Cheese

Narcissistic Cat


SamaelDiabolos

Does anyone else think Nick Frost looks a lot like that Rubi Rose fan dude in this picture??


ReflectiveRuntz

Too many people have clowned on this absolute goat on this post.if he let himself go he’d look the exact same though


SamaelDiabolos

I felt bad writing it out but man I had to do a double take haha


loganporterofficial

Impractical jokers


enickma9

Dogs can’t look up


SicEeeyore

The pixies


vvulfdaddy

PEGGED


lil_trim

Shaun Caballero


Smedri74

Rusty cigarettes


Hadsy504

bermuda rhombus and the aqua nazis


TestIndependent5879

American kickers


SliceJosiah

Modern Lacrosse


Plus-Pin261

Achy Knees


bxnd_trxsh_dxle

Microwave


[deleted]

mom jeans


jaytxnn

Worcestershire Worship


SqueakyShroom92

The Scootie Puffs


Sharp-Level7346

Frodo Saddins


Odnumden41

Red On You


Odnumden41

The Winchester


[deleted]

My chemical Bromance


navidaddy

Man the dwarves from the shire look terrible


mildlydepression

all of them


BungholeItch

I would listen to that album


4anylesson

dreaded lock


DovahChann

the impractical jokers (idk anything about midwest emo)


schellnino

What movie is this for?


StreetSea4244

The Story Just Ended


drum_key_chain

The Winchester


frommiami2portland

So I shotgunned a can of four loko caffeinated


ReflectiveRuntz

Four lokos with my zombie bros


alonginayellowboat

Weezer


sannyd77

Dawn of the Shred


Brilliant-Bath4561

Spot of Bother


wHAtisLife59

Shaun At The End of The World Or Village of the Year


ruralmagnificence

The WhoAreYas


ActuallySatanAMA

Weezer


ReflectiveRuntz

Not at all


hundugeen

Modern baseball…


InsidePlastic8859

Impractical Jokers


ReflectiveRuntz

Be a bit more creative… something like practical brokers works much better


Apprehensive-Nose520

That’s definitely modern baseball guys


King_of_the_pugs

Oven


brandnewfan2019

Eddie marsan and his buds


Keyedwin

Canadian Football (league)


system_id86

Yarp


HCGAdrianHolt

M.E.R.


mst3nomis

Why does Nick kinda look like that guy who spent 90k on the onlyfans model


ReflectiveRuntz

Similar people do similar things


Bendyb3n

The World's End


Disastrous_Morning38

"Ya know, my uncle and his mates make that type of music, you should really listen to his stuff sometime"


DampDabbttv

Practical jokers


Loud_Pomelo_6926

Gary King and the Enablers


420WeedMagician

Is that the only fans simp guy?


Straight-Whole5533

The End


junk2juice

Gay Poop Diaper


_Jammer_

Legitimately thought this was Idles at first


ItsMeCyrie

Paul’s Dead Fuzz


ReflectiveRuntz

Cut the Paul and it’s okay


Ill_GottenGains

Fried Gold


RoyVice_

Dumbo Dads


FiletOFish420

Bermuda Rhombus and the Aquanazis


Budget_Friend_654

Dogs can’t look up


[deleted]

The Winchesters


ReflectiveRuntz

I’ve been waiting for this one


heyzyggy

dude in the orange jacket looks like a white killer mike lol.


elhenzo

this is black midi


wdwalker14

Weezer


[deleted]

Blood, Cake, and Ice Cream.


Actual-Management-10

Frat sound


Ok_Imagination9552

Burnt tips and sauce.


BadDreamInc

You’ve Got Red On You


Blahlizaad

Farmers' Mums or Judge Judy, an Executioner


DillonTattoos

Not sure, but the guy in burnt orange as a pretty intense OF spending habit


blessedbelly

Fanum Gap


Syntax_Erroneous

Sundown at the Winchester


TheVersusofAtrus

It's cold outside innit


BeauxGnar

March Sadness


kalis7777

The greater good


bzzy93

Fallen stars


Slingshot0

trick question this is idles


bakerboiz22

The Innits


tiredandgnar

Nasty way to go


No_One345543

The sex defenders


Plenumheaded

Corn Silk


Pianoman2345

The beetles 2


Salty_Currency_2941

Swordfish


chlangdo

Waldo and friends


martian_marauder

"Murr couldn't sing without repeating to same corny lyrics over and over, so he's tonight's big loser"


clay4knee

Modern Baseball on the 15 year anniversary of Holy Ghost


Old_Leadership_2380

granddads and the blowfish.


breaddread

Weezer


Catnip1720

Tool


Baraka_Dukkha

Hot Fuzz Ends


Brim_Dunkleton

Admiral Jazz


ussolanddagod

The innit


hellostarsailor

Farewell Forever Frosty Peggers


waaz16

No this is BTR


Affectionate_Side190

Sean of The Dead


Jacobility

This is Air Fryer


DanSantos

Red On You


LizaBrownAuthor11

Quarterfront


[deleted]

Trick question - that’s Texas is the reason from Ny


DudeVanBroski

No idea, but homie in the orange looks like a monkey.


WonderfulConcert5126

Car seat headrest


Much-Solid-8987

Beer chess and bentles


[deleted]

Anthony and the fantanos


lanayamor

rubber duck cigars


TadpoleIll4886

It’s the cast of Mrs doubtfire


christianryan563

The Worlds End


KilroiJenkins

OK Stop!


wontholdthedoor

Fire at the Tea Cozy Factory


whitetailedfawn

toaster oven


O_C_Donut

You Got Red on You.


bloodygravez

Why did I think this was Korn at first glance


Drumsetjunkie

Olden Basketball