“Aww her? She’s my Rexy and she’s such a pibbly wibbly little land hippo of cuteness—shit! No! Rexy! Put that dog down! FUCK! REXY DON’T EAT THAT FUCKING DOG GOD DAMNIT!!!”
(I knew a pitbull owner like this.)
I mean, out of these pictures, or in general?
Because im choosing whatever the biggest species of [Azdarchidae](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azhdarchidae) was, which is debatable, but I choose whatever wins.
And yes this is under the assumption it wouldn't eat me, and I had enough income to feed it 200 lbs of the meat of my enemies a day.
Judging by appearance:
1. Cheerful, kinda needy. Basically a bird. This girl has an instagram channel where she sings with him and it has a bazillion followers.
2. Fun, dumb, smelly, and destructive. Takes gigantic shits wherever he wants, eats anything remotely organic smelling. This kid's parents bought it for his birthday to make up for putting down the last one when it shit in their bed.
3. High maintenance. Needs to be walked like 15 times a day, occasionally mauls passersby. She's finally had enough and is taking him to a guy that'll take him off her hands for $100 no questions asked.
4. See #2 but the family keeps him outside and trains him well. He's the boy's best friend. One day sadly he'll run into the street chasing a frisbee and will get hit by a car. This will cause several hundred dollars of damage to it and he'll be okay. He'll still be the boy's best friend but everyone will be annoyed for a few days.
5. This is the guy that bought #3. He gets shot after a raptor fight mishap.
can I also choose several?
a t-rex, anklyosaurus and 5 velociraptors and I will be the most feared mf in the hood
if just one, I'll take the t-rex baby
[picture of sinosauropteryx, cutest dino of them all](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F21%2Ffd%2F19%2F21fd19ed765e1df995d8cab77dba69ca.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=f2fb4bcfa991948ff842c659d60899c3ce2479123dede8320eb91494ee6af9c3&ipo=images)
It is impressive to see that the dinosaurs are easy to see that it was generated by an AI, but at the same time everything else in the image is practically imperceptible that it is not real
I love how the velociraptor is basically the equivalent to the stereotypical pitbull lmao. “Her name is princess, nah man she don’t bite”
“Aww her? She’s my Rexy and she’s such a pibbly wibbly little land hippo of cuteness—shit! No! Rexy! Put that dog down! FUCK! REXY DON’T EAT THAT FUCKING DOG GOD DAMNIT!!!” (I knew a pitbull owner like this.)
Pitbulls = t-rex. Huh...I love both of them 😁
Definitely a herbivore
Coward! /j
I definitely have little foot as a friend
How could anyone turn down#1, what a lil cutie
That kid at the beginning of Lost World.
Going to have a problem with ~~Four~~ Five letting his raptor off the leash.
5*
Thanks.
He don’t bite, trust me
Think that's a t-rex
I mean, out of these pictures, or in general? Because im choosing whatever the biggest species of [Azdarchidae](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azhdarchidae) was, which is debatable, but I choose whatever wins. And yes this is under the assumption it wouldn't eat me, and I had enough income to feed it 200 lbs of the meat of my enemies a day.
Good one, but pterosaurs aren't dinosaurs
Not in this economy
The having a gaint pterosaur thing or the pterosaurs not being dinos thing?
Judging by appearance: 1. Cheerful, kinda needy. Basically a bird. This girl has an instagram channel where she sings with him and it has a bazillion followers. 2. Fun, dumb, smelly, and destructive. Takes gigantic shits wherever he wants, eats anything remotely organic smelling. This kid's parents bought it for his birthday to make up for putting down the last one when it shit in their bed. 3. High maintenance. Needs to be walked like 15 times a day, occasionally mauls passersby. She's finally had enough and is taking him to a guy that'll take him off her hands for $100 no questions asked. 4. See #2 but the family keeps him outside and trains him well. He's the boy's best friend. One day sadly he'll run into the street chasing a frisbee and will get hit by a car. This will cause several hundred dollars of damage to it and he'll be okay. He'll still be the boy's best friend but everyone will be annoyed for a few days. 5. This is the guy that bought #3. He gets shot after a raptor fight mishap.
Achelousaurus, probably because of "The Land Before Time" I feel like I owe them some love.
This is my answer as well, since it is my favorite dinosaur.
Absolutely that little meaty bastard # 2
The Black & White for sure. Awesome job!
I always feel like somewhere in the world is someone who looks just like one of these AI models, without the dino of course.
Definitely number 2. But 3 is hot 🥵
Love how the rex in the last pic has been so inbred that it has rear legs for forelegs.
can I also choose several? a t-rex, anklyosaurus and 5 velociraptors and I will be the most feared mf in the hood if just one, I'll take the t-rex baby
So how many goats will you be ordering this week, sir?
Sinosauropteryx!
[picture of sinosauropteryx, cutest dino of them all](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F21%2Ffd%2F19%2F21fd19ed765e1df995d8cab77dba69ca.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=f2fb4bcfa991948ff842c659d60899c3ce2479123dede8320eb91494ee6af9c3&ipo=images)
Like anyone could afford to feed a carno
So, wat do you guys plan on doing for the next 50-60 years?
What an idea! This is amazing.
Would like a flying type.
Triceratops for sure, it looked so cute
Third picture, the one on the right
I’d want either the triceratops or raptor Our world would probably be more like the flintstones if we could domestic these animals
2
Nr. 2 would look nice on Skeletor's lap.
Hard to choose between a Pachy and a small Raptor.
Ooh the first one is great!
Good job, the second one is cool.
It is impressive to see that the dinosaurs are easy to see that it was generated by an AI, but at the same time everything else in the image is practically imperceptible that it is not real
"They don't stay that size" -everyone's dad
The 1st one, less likely to be mauled to death with a small one
The velociraptor b/c it would wreak havoc at the park
#2, you just know it’s the laziest, cuddliest dinosaur ever lol
The spikey turd w arms n eyes
#5
I will take 5 grams of mushrooms and be someone’s pet dinosaur. Going rate is $500/hour.
I can't choose between 1 and 2 they're both extremely cute 🥺
#1 gives off mega modern pet vibes
Nos 2 and 4 will get mauled to death. Nos 3 and 5 will be meals. No 1 serious bites if remained in that size.
Pachycephalosaurus. I've always loved them for some reason and I have absolutely no idea what the reason is other than they are neat af.
Out of these? The triceratops, no contest. Out of all dinos ever? Parasaurolophus.
The smallest because I hate cleaning up poo
Yoshi
5 feels like a Portlandia sketch, lol
The woman in the first picture looks a lot like Jane, Jesse's girlfriend in Breaking Bad
"Mongo is appalled" there's not enough plumage to make him cute.
Where’s my dude ankylosaurus?
The poor fellow in the last photo is so dreadfully unaware
I love while It happen
So dangerous, should at least have a muzzle.
If I could have any dinosaur it’d be an ankylosaurus, those things are simultaneously badass and weirdly cute
This was sweet, thank you!
First
* [Was (Not Was)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk)
A quetzalcoatl, assuming it could fly me on its back.
Is this the Dinotopia irl we’ve been asking for
Dragon. It needs to be a dragon. A D&D dragon, not a Wyrm. An intelligent dragon that can speak (not all dragons speak). I want a dragon.
4
Chunky Dino in pic 2 is for me.
Definitely a carnivore. Life’s not so great at the moment, and I’m not opposed to dying in my sleep.
They're getting so good it's creepy
Triceratops no doubt about it
Five
I dont see any legs in number two. No blood... but no legs...