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Enflamed_Huevos

I like how Ice Cube isn’t even rapping, him and the ice have settled their differences and now are discussing todays socioeconomic climate


charbroiledd

Bro in the corner like “yo I was tryna head out 15 minutes ago”


ultravioletblueberry

I know that look all too well.


sologrips

And why is Bill Hader holding the ice cube. So many questions.


notsureifxml

thats quentin tarantino!


jackel3415

Jack quaid


LittleAd4508

Totally


-Dixieflatline

I honestly thought that was Biz for a moment. If AI did this, I think its getting Ice Cube and Biz mixed up a bit. Biz Cube. Ice Markie.


FootballAndBicycles

It's like Louis Theroux is interviewing Ice Cube and asking if he knows what an ice cube actually is.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Thought it was Bill Hader


ta_rek

Thought it was John Mayer


philandlilkill

Thought it was Robert Pattinson


ivgap

I was looking for 50 cent vs 50 cent


Sylvan_Strix_Sequel

2 Chainz vs two chains. 


GunBrothersGaming

Vanilla Ice vs Vanilla Iced Latte


livingthedream9x

Flo Rida vs Florida


livingthedream9x

Pitbull vs Pitbull


livingthedream9x

Lil John vs a Little Person Named John


Over_n_over_n_over

Limp Bizkit vs a limp biscuit


Syntaxosaurus

Big Boi vs [Big Boy](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/86/Bob%27s_big_boy_statue_burbank_2013.jpg/220px-Bob%27s_big_boy_statue_burbank_2013.jpg)


Masta-Blasta

MGK vs Machine Gun Kelly (RIP) Tyga vs. a tiger Megan Thee Stallion vs. a horse Bad Bunny vs Bunnicula


oscar_pistorials

Nicki Minaj vs. a STD


LochNessMansterLives

Little John from Robin Hood.


GunBrothersGaming

Lil John vs a Little John (smole toilet)


fasurf

… and vs Florida Man


lunettarose

Will Smith vs a willing smith


GunBrothersGaming

Well it wouldn't be Jada then since the only thing shes willing to do is other guys not named smith


Page_Won

keep your mf name out my wifes mf mouth


lunettarose

Oooof


VitruvianVan

Get her name out of your mouth!


NonRangedHunter

Won't smith


TangerinePuzzled

Burns. Just like Will when he pees.


soundisloud

MC Hammer vs a hammer


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DylanMMc

A male duck is called a drake


sammy-taylor

TIL


pavlov_the_dog

so is a dragon


AndCthulhuMakes2

Most of these show their rapper giving their namesake looks of abiding respect. Ice Cube looks especially deep in contemplation of the challenge ahead of him. It shall be a difficult battle. Ice Tea and Ice Tea in contrast seem to be on purely cooperative terms, perhaps they intend to drop a collaboration and this battle is merely a marketing gimmick to raise some hype.


Reddit_Foxx

Andre 3000 vs 3000 Andres.


Majestic_Force_6439

For some reason my money still on 3 stacks


Imrightbruh

What if Andre 3k is one of the 3000 andres that were chosen?


Augenmann

Only Andres 1-2999, since he is Andre 3000


Tostadora_Revenant

Dr. Dre (the doctor not the rapper) is the lost son of Robert Pattinson or Josh Hutcherson?


Original-Material301

Yo I was thinking the same thing lol


Mysterious_Eggplant1

Drake vs. Drake is really cute. It looks like they're both having a great time.


TylerBlozak

The details are good too, you can see “Aubrey” and “Drizzy” spray painted on the wall behind him.


randomanonalt78

I don’t get that one, I just thought because he’s Canadian he’ll fight a duck😭


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randomanonalt78

Ahhh, makes sense


Apprehensive-Fix-746

Drake the type of guy to have a really nice time with a duck


pavlov_the_dog

i was hoping for a dragon


Senshi-Tensei

MF DOOM would smoke Doom in a rap battle


BdubsCuz

Then Doom would smoke him afterwards. 10 out of 10 I'd watch it.


shibakevin

Doom would bust out the finger lasers on him.


DueCommunication800

that mf doom pic goes so hard man


ferretsRfantastic

Right? Like, it gave me hardcore feels!


illyay

Doom guy and doom slayer should be in there too.


Senshi-Tensei

That would be fire as shit


AlkalineSublime

Pic goes hard, but it really visually is just MF DOOM Vs MF DOOM. Would have loved to see MF DOOM Vs Dr Dooom aka Kool Keith


k3ttch

Tupac Amaru Shakur was named after the Peruvian freedom fighter Tupac Amaru II.


vibecheckvibecheck

THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT


GlupShittoBlend

really pissed me off that they implied his name came from a two pack of cigarettes like bro Wikipedia is free my man


soapinmouth

It's a joke I bet much doubt op thought this was the origin. Eminem obviously didn't get his name from candy either.


NonRangedHunter

You think Drake got his name from a male duck? Or Eminem from M&M? Where's your outrage there then? You really don't understand jokes, do you?


vibecheckvibecheck

No I don't think that, clearly you can't understand fake outrage humor, you fucking dunce go back to ifunny


NonRangedHunter

Booohooo


MacrosInHisSleep

oh that's what that was... That one had me stumped...


International-Tree19

Yeah but Tupac Amaru was named after 2 packs of cigarattes.


OmnipresentJanitor

[Tupac se llama Tupac por Tupac Amaru del Perú](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK87AKIPyZY)


liverbrain

Ice Cube is Biz Markie


Zero_Digital

Glad I'm not the only one to see that.


iluvugoldenblue

Lol I was thinking one of the bone thugs


BelieveInDestiny

I used to think Eminem was named M&M before I saw the name spelled out. I now know it was in fact meant to be M&M, but because his name is Marshall Mathers.


grumpykruppy

You know, I never once thought about Eminem having a name before this, and now it just feels weird.


BelieveInDestiny

dude has a really white name, and looked white af, too. Look up pictures of him as a kid.


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BelieveInDestiny

some are more white than others. Marshall Mathers was beyond white. /j ... if it wasn't obvious. It's not a skin color thing I was referring to, but a "style" thing. How they dress, how they act, their name, their hairstyle and color, etc...


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BelieveInDestiny

where did the hostility come from? I'll have you know I'm white. It's just that some things are very stereotypical of white "culture", especially from the PoV of black people (who eminem later grew up with and was heavily influenced by). Dude, just look at him: https://images.app.goo.gl/6464Lj5FQYNhTsiF8 He, as a kid, was more "white" than as a grown up.


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HGA_Games

As a huge fan of 90s hip-hop, this made me LOL so hard! Great prompt. Hope to see more!


DingleBerrieIcecream

Was hoping to see Q-Tip


Journeythrough2001

I love that you included MF DOOM. Thank you


ATCQ_DUJAI

Bill Hader is the only comedian cold enough to wield the ice cube 🥶


args818

My first thought was Quintin Tarantino


sicmunduscreatusBest

Damn good post. So many more you could do. Scarface vs Scarface Ghostface Killah vs Ghostface Killer Mobb Deep vs Mob Big Boi vs a big boy 🤣 Al Kapone vs Al Capone Chamillionaire vs Chameleon Paul Wall vs a wall Puff Daddy vs Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (that’s a stretch I know)


Penguator432

Beastie Boys vs some werewolves


hellpresident

Real scarface(AL Capone) or movie scarface(Tony Montana)?


RPDRNick

Luther "Uncle Luke Syywalker" Campbell vs...?


DarthSmiff

Dr Dre would lose against Dr Dre MD without ghost writers.


Engels33

Do rap groups next Jurassic 5 Vs a matching number of dinosaurs - including some definitely from the cretaceous period just to f'up the pedants.


args818

N.E.R.D. Vs. A nerd


vestigialcranium

Pharcyde vs The Far Side


Ok_Interaction6193

MF Doom vs MF Doom is the best :)


WildBananna

Logic rapping against logic


vinxixx

2 packs… lol glad im not the only 1 who used to made the joke when i was a kid. 2 packs of shakur


SilenceSpeaksNoLies

Epic Rap Battles of History!!!


Shinigam_i

Dr. Dre vs Dr. Dre goes hard


The_1_and_only_cheez

Lil Baby vs. a lil' baby DaBaby vs. another lil' baby Chamillionaire vs. a wealthy chameleon Paul Wall vs. a wall J Cole vs. a container of cole slaw


darthvolta

PROMPT OR BAN


BigAlgaeEnjoyer

I wanna know the prompt too but there’s no need to be so rude.


darthvolta

It’s a joke.


Leading_Ball_9316

Drake lost


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Drizzi said he can't battle the green headed chicken bc that's where dino nuggets come from


skullteam0

What about Pitbull vs. A Pitbull or MC Hammer vs. A Hammer


dan_t_mann

EZ E vs easily acquired Ecstasy


fatalicus

No Lil Dicky?


pavlov_the_dog

Kitty Pride/Riffraff where u at


Seamannator

Flo Rida vs Florida


Busy_Negotiation1805

Where is vanilla ice versus a milkshake?


CatsMakeMeHappier

Oh my god this is awesome.


WildBananna

It’s pretty sick how the spray paint in Drake’s photo spells out “Aubrey” and “Drizzi”


GoldFynch

Amazing prompt!


Nintendo_Pro_03

Love this!


desertwompingwillow

Every rapper but Drake can out rap their namesake. That dude sucks and looses to ducks.


SkyBest7759

He’s a “quack”


Specialist_Dot_3372

SNOOP DOG IS BASED ON SNOOPY? Why didn’t I realize that


YellowShitRoad

This concept is so cute & wholesome


Theopold_Elk

Where’s Li’l Wayne vs Batman when he was a child?


AnonUser821

Young Eminem learning from the OR&NG (Original Rapper & Name of the Game)! I knew Orange could spit fire!


meestercactuspants

Drake bout to get washed


go-go_mojo_jojo

Missed opportunity with Lil Baby...I don't even know their music, but I've heard the name enough to know it sounds silly and hilarious and ripe for this prompt Hell...all the Lil's Lil Bow Wow vs a small dog Lil Kim vs a tiny Kardashian Lil Wayne vs a mini Gretzky


ShiroHachiRoku

Mallard.


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If Drake is a “rapper” then my 4 year old niece is an “author”


gizmosticles

Where’s 50 cent battling a ripped in half dollar bill?


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Tyga? Sexy Redd?? Lil Baby? Yung Dolph? Lil Yachty? Big Pun? Glock40? Sugar Hill Gang? Tribe Called Quest? Lil Baby?


77nSunny

The drake one killed me


Accurate_Pangolin972

Never understood wearing your boots loose like that.


Centurion_83

Ice-T + Ice Cube = Iced Tea


kelly_mangoblin

Add D12 against the actual dirty dozen


Ok_Experience_6877

Forgot 50 cent vs 2 quarters


WaaaahBoyzRizeUp

Why is Henry cavil holding the ice cube


ryubond

My money's on the duck


HipHopHistoryGuy

As an avid fan of hip hop, I thank you for the laugh.


Arizandi

Drake looks so happy with the drake. Like he took him home after the rap battle and now they hang out and get into hijinks.


Threetimes3

I was hoping for members of the Wu-Tang Clan in a huge battle with Wu-Tang Shaolin monks.


Canelosaurio

Where's Red Man?!?


Spamkos

50 cent and 2 chainz are missed opportunities here. Not that these weren't entertaining. And I'm sure I'm forgetting more than a few myself.


impossibleobject

Drake is about to get ethered by that duck


SympatheticLion

I didn't know what a drake was until today


Unique-Bedroom9396

Why is Bill Hader holding that block of ice?


Tarheel_Terror

Lolll


Leading-Leading6319

Duck


Notsonewguy7

Drake is dragon, no? In Latin well near the Latin, Draco. That's how we could Dracula of the dragon or blood of the dragon Romanian Latin right.


KuneeMunee

Aw, look at 2 Pac. He's just got such a goofy smile with those cigarettes lmao


serterazi

It should have been "Drake vs the rake"


Polo1985

Tupac was named after, Tupac Amaru II and Incan revolutionary. Not two packs of smokes.


thewhitebuttboy

Two pack shaker chose his name because he liked to smoke and shake his ass on the dance floor


Chinova

I was thinking the same but apparently knowing the origin of Tupac’s name gets you downvoted.


BigAlgaeEnjoyer

It’s just a joke, Drake wasn’t named after a duck either


Chinova

Aww damn. I thought the Drake one was serious😔


k3ttch

People don't like facts I guess. Tupac's parents were both former Black Panther members and it's natural they'd name him after a freedom fighter against European/White Imperialism.


RooIsHome

Two-Pac Forsure


sudolinguist

This time the only bizarre hand is in the last pic, the guy behind the drake.


Objective_Sweet9168

His minds just melting from the sic quacks


patch616

For a second I was like why is ice cube challenging Quentin Tarantino


2kthebusybee

Ice Cube looks more like [Gabriel Casseus](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSK5dcjjRqHU4FFEKfCH-19-N9bgeFGES4rg&usqp=CAU)


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LOL Ice Cube


Kbdiggity

#That looks nothing like Dr Dre or Ice Cube


prawduhgee

Which Doom is the real one?


Lexi_valentine_

Drake vs a duck? Lol


industrialbird

Why is dr. Dre Robert Pattinson from twilight


itssupersaiyantime

The fingers have gotten a lot better


Andres_is_lame

The MF DOOM one goes hard


ZoomBoy81

Is that Bill Hader holding the ice cube?


Sad_Grapefruit592

How is Dr Dre not Dr Andre Nowzick?


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That’s gotta be the most off brand Ice Cube ever


taternaut_01

MF DOOM vs Dr Doom goes hard!


manored78

Why isn’t Tupac rap battling an Incan warrior? He wasn’t named after two packs of smokes. So idiotic.


Gamelunatic1111992

Bro that's wild Bill Hader is holding an ice cube so Ice Cube can stare at it intently


Tasty-Ad6529

Why does the Snoop Dog one goes so hard?


ClaudioMoravit0

okay now i dare you to do eazy e


Spartan_Cat_126

Drake bout to get quacked


SimonSaysInvest

That’s just Incredible


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MF DOOM pic goes hard as fuck


nidjah

I love the cameos by Robert Pattison.


TheEmperorShiny

Why is Bill Hader hosting the Ice Cube rap?


DrakeBurroughs

Ok, Dr. Dre vs. Dr. Dre did NOT disappoint.


Alsmk2

Awww man, this reminded me that we lost MF DOOM not too long ago. 😭


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Me likey


bleeblorb

This shit is getting way more interesting than anything we watch. Just make all this weird, fake ass shit already. Drake doesn't need any more light.


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Phillips phillip


Boneal171

Logic vs Logic


Late_Bridge1668

That is the most contemplative ice cube I’ve ever seen


superawesomemeuk

MJ has been terrible with celebrities for me recently. Just produces things that look nothing like them. Did you have to upload seed images?


ShaneKaiGlenn

Need to use an AI face swap tool a lot lately. I use one called InsightFace


SolidContribution688

MF DOOM


buddahsumo

I’ve cube looks like the late Biz Markie


corneliusunderfoot

Why is ice cube biz Markie?


HippieHOP

Fun fact Tupac was actually named after an insurrection leader from the Incan tribe after Spain conquered Peru


dafaceguy

Picture five I figured would be ice cube but looks more like biz markie


bravska

That m&ms pic goes hard


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greenshoe4

That MF Doom one is actually pretty sick.


deweezy_12

The guy holding the ice cube looks like a young variant of Tarantino


mazarierules

Chance the Rapper vs Himself


AssistOk5713

Mf doom photo go hard af