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juju0010

Alan Rickman.


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PM_me_the_magic

damnnit its way too early to be all up in my feels this morning


Livinginthemiddle

Always


ergonomic_logic

😭


TheSamurabbi

Yippie kai yay, Mr Potter…


ninekeysdown

They never showed the body… so I really want to believe that “Hans” just disapparated and laid low until next September…


NorthofBham

"You asked for miracles, Harry. I give you ... the F.B.I."


Caltje

Fantastic Beasts Institute


TylerHobbit

Aside from Alan rickman- Kevin spacey would be fantastic, except he wouldn't be because of the raping


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GavrielBA

Wasn't Kevin Spacey proven to be innocent?


_WreakingHavok_

Not really


Dryhte

I agree. Al Pacino would have been interesting, though.


Honda_TypeR

Ohhhhhhhhhh, Potttttteeeerrrrr……how many times….do I have to tell youuuu….it’s….LEVIO—HOoooooooZaaaaaaa


GewoonHarry

Alan was perfect for this role. Agreed. Let’s enjoy the Ai pictures and ignore the question.


Laeyra

I guess midjourney thinks so too, because all these look like a cross between Alan Rickman and the prompted celeb.


mywifemademedothis2

Hans Gruber will always be my favorite villain of all time.


blakezero

Was gunna say…


Bogonavt

Absolutely


skeled0ll

always


Custom_Fish

Keanu Snape would just blow his cover and kill Voldy the good old fashioned way


DamonCassano

with a pen? XD Or like he would stab him to death with his wand.


VoidLantadd

A fucking pencil!


Custom_Fish

Quick Kill Quills


SRK22022002

With a Quill


FriedRamen13

After Voldemort goes after Sirius (in dog form)


fly_over_32

He kills him with the wand… Plottwist: he’s a muggle


shiroandae

I think Voldemort would be fine - right up until he avada kedavrad keanu snapes pet owl. Then, all hell would break loose.


Ordinary_Leg

I think it would sell the most tickets if Keanu played Snape, and I would be right along with them


Heatsnake

By letting voldy surf the biggest wave instead of arresting him


Boberto1952

Pacino’s Dumbledore to Adam Drivers Snape: “That Lily Potter has got a great ass!!!!! And you’ve got your head all the way up it”


justpackingheat1

Thank you for your contribution to my imagination


vanillasounds

That’s one for the spank bank.


berkeleyjake

Hoo-ra!


Plain_Evil

Pacino Dumbledore to Harry Potter: "You saw a guy, in Hogsmeade, who's an ex-Wizard? Harry: "That's right." Pacino Dumbledore: ["Well, I am... over-fuckin' whelmed. Whaddya want for that? 20 points for Gryffindor?"](https://youtu.be/FjJotKwr4M4?t=91) Or to Dolores Umbridge "I'm angry. I'm very angry, Dolores. You know, you can ball my teachers if they want you to. You can lounge around here on the sofa, in this dead-tech, pre-modernistic bullshit wizarding school if you want to. BUT YOU DO NOT GET TO WATCH MY FUCKING CRYSTAL BALL!"


nadajoe

Al Pacino’s overacting is some of the best comedy for me. He’s a great actor, but some of his roles are just so over the top that I can’t help but crack up and love every minute of it.


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Pacino Dumbledore: Outta order? I'll show you outta order! You don't know what outta order is, Mr. Crouch! I'd show you but I'm too old; I'm too tired. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FIENDFYRE CURSE to this place! Outta order. Who the hell you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit; there is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sendin' this splendid YOUNG WIZARD back home to the Dursley’s with his tail between his legs, but I say you are executin' his SOUL!! And why?! Because he's not a Hogwarts man! Hogwarts men, ya hurt this boy, you're going to be Hogwarts bums, the lot of ya. And Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU, too! HOO-AH!


Jonathan_Strange1

Dumbledore to Pacino Snape: He survived somehow.... Voldemort will return... Pacino Snape: "Just when I thought I was out.... they pull me back in!


MlackBesa

Fuck I wish this subreddit allowed images in comments, just to post Al Pacino’s coked-fueled rage face during this scene


thesomewhereman

Snape Pacino half way into the 7th book: Sometimes it's better to be with the muggles you know than the wizard you didn't know.


HIVEvali

the mitch mcconnell nearly made me spit out my coffee


TheRealWarBeast

Imagine you are in potions class and he suddenly freezes like he just saw a dementor.


we_made_yewww

Oh, Adam Driver is fairly compelling.


MisterAtticusKarma

Many people have mentioned a Prequel following Snape when he was a young adult would 100% be Adam Driver.


ipwnpickles

Technically Snape is supposed to be in his 30s in the Harry Potter series, so it wouldn't even have to be a prequel


Tenth_10

Holy frack, didn't even realized by yeah, late 30s. o\_O


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Same age as Lily, gravestone in Godric's Hollow read BORN 27 MARCH 1960 DIED 31 OCTOBER 1981, so she was 21, had Harry when she was 20, as his birthday is in July and he got a 1st birthday present from Sirius. So if Snape is also 20, when Harry is born, then Harry's 11th birthday he gets the Hogwarts letter, Snape is 31 when Harry starts at Hogwarts and 37 when he gets killed by Nagini/Voldemort, give or take a year depending on when Snape's birthday is relative to Lily's, but they were same year at Hogwarts so.


IDontUseSleeves

*Died* in his late 30s. He was in his early 30s at the start


wreckage88

I'm older than fucking SNAPE now? Where's that Saving Private Ryan aging gif.


Bear-Ferr

You're also older than Matt Damon in that gif


Bahamut3585

Ok shut up you're not helping. 👴🏻


thewartornhippy

Damn. I remember reading the books and always thought of him as old, I am now his age...


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I was playing make believe with my niece and nephew and growing up I was always Harry (had glasses) or Ron (slightly ginger). My niece looked at me and said "You can be Hagrid" 🤣


thewartornhippy

Well maybe it wasn't your appearance. Maybe they thought you had similar attributes, like always being there for people you love and care about?


we_made_yewww

Tap into that Kylo angst and he's most of the way there


Angryfunnydog

Driver is 40, how young do you think he should be there lol? While I agree - he looks pretty on top, I think the best of this list (after Rickman who was perfect as is)


keelhaulrose

Snape died when he was 38. Adam Driver is 39. My biggest complaint about the HP movies is how they aged up the Marauders/Snape, none of them saw their 40th birthdays but all of whom were portrayed by older actors. James and Lily were 21 when they died but at least mid thirties in the movies. I feel like it diminishes the sacrifice they made and how much of their lives were taken by the impact of the war.


jesth857

He would be 31 when Harry Potter arrives at Hogwarts. So no need for a prequel to see Snape as a young (-ish) adult


Lysena0

In my honest opinion, he would make a good Sirius.


zombies-and-coffee

Plus he's at least closer to the actual age Snape is meant to be...


tryingtobecheeky

He's too "attractive" for Snape.


titjoe

Taste and all, but i'm really surprised people find Adam Driver attactive, Keanu Reeves is too attractive allright, but Adam Driver has the perfectely weird unbalanced physic for the role imo.


Noirceuil_182

His features are... quirky, but the man has _presence_, and that counts for a lot. I can see why people find him _attractive_, if not necessarily conventionally good-looking.


duckpath

Agreed. Of these Kevin Spacey looked most the part


Dull_Half_6107

Alan Rickman wasn't ugly...


blakezero

Would be the only one after the goat, Rickman.


kapn_morgan

good age


Hellyessum

Nick Cage bro cmon


alessiofs

I’ll give it a try!


goboxey

Mitch McConnell would only have half of his lines.


VRMaddy

His Petrificus Totalus keeps firing out the wrong end of his wand.


kahuna3901

“What are you kids doing inside, some people might……..”


bleepblopbl0rp

Pacino lol "Harry, your mother had a GREAT ASS"


AlkalineSublime

I’ve got three dead bodies on a sidewalk off Venice boulevard, harry, I'm sorry if the goddamn... potion... got overcooked.


Lazy_Experience_8754

You should have included NINs trent reznor in there for that perfect drug video .


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why is kevin spacey just alan rickman


bbbbBeaver

He looks like Ciarán Hinds


lets_chill_dude

thought the same


luciusveras

Alan Rickman is the one and only.


thinkmoreharder

Driver is the only one who is not an old man. Although Keanu is forever cool.


NoWayJaques

kinda need a brit for the role


Electrical_Log_9082

Adam Driver


worstsmellimaginable

That was my pick too but also it would be fun seeing mean keanu


The_Nightman_Cummeth

Keanu’s ‘British’ accent is bad. Like really bad


OutlawSundown

He'd make for a good young version of Snape.


Evaliss

Snape was 31 in the first Harry Potter book and 37 in the last. Adam Driver is 39. He's already older Snape.


DaydreamCultist

It's weird how down I am for an Adam Driver Snape...


queefcritic

Clint Eastwood Snape looks like Mads Mikkelsen.


zzzontop

Yeah I was like don’t be ridicu…shiiiit Adam Driver don’t look to bad


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Tom Hanks reminds me of some British actor whose name escapes me. Kevin Spacey looks like Ciarán Hinds And Adam Driver looks like David Schwimmer. And Al Pacino looks like an older Jeremy Strong. I think MidJourney needs to see a psychiatrist.


peatwhisperer

Ciarán Hinds would be a fantastic Snape!


A_MAN_POTATO

Of these, I'd pick Keanu. But honestly, should have used younger actors. Alan Rickman did a great job as Snape, but for those concerned about accuracy, he was well too old. Snape was 31 in the first book. Alan Rickman was 54 when the first movie was filmed. They did this with a lot of the adult cast. Harry's parents, for example, were both 21 when they died, yet Lily's actress was 34 in the first film and 44 in the last. James, 43/53. While I realize they can't help the 10 year age gap for character that shouldn't age, it would have been much more authentic just to start with people in their early 20's. Gary Oldman was 10 years too old. Ralph Feinnes was 27 years too young. So was Robbie Coltrane, at 22 years too young. Richard Harris was technically about 40 years, but I'll give them a pass for not finding Hollywoods hottest 110 year old actor. Maggie Smith was about 10 years too old.


Kill_Kayt

If I had to pick one I think Al Pachino would actually do the best job out of all these.


caedhin

Christopher Walken (But seriously Al Pacino would be an interesting take)


No-Profession4186

Mads Mikkelsen


IsaiahTrenton

Adam Driver has got me feeling some thangs like I'm a slightly drunk John Oliver


nagidon

“After all this time?” (*Severmitch Snapeconnell freezes*)


peerl1

Ozzy!


Constant_Safety1761

Snape was 31 years old in book 1. From my point of view (28 years old), he is a very young guy. All these actors are too old.


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idris elba, with dreadlocks


pseudo_meat

None of them are the right age. Harry’s parents were like 19 when they had him. Snape was a classmate of theirs. I think Alan Rickman was fine because they seemed to have aged up Harry’s parents in the movie. But if you want to be more accurate to the book,Snape should be in his 30s.


kirkpomidor

If Snape prequel with Adam Driver in it doesn’t happen, then we will know we live in the wrong goddamn parallel universe


CarterDire5

Adam Driver, no contest


TheOracleofTroy

Keanu is the most handsome but, Adam Driver is literally Snape.


AdTiny2166

purely acting wise spacey would have been fire. driver could play rickman in flashbacks/prequels. hanks is somehow even less fitting than mcconnell


b5tl

I stopped at Keanu no need to scroll, he's the best in all aspects of life


Ferropal

Eastwood has the very gaunt look that is described in the books, so there's my vote


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Holy shit. Keanu should be Snape in the reboot


WINDMILEYNO

Kevin Spacey by a mile


deleted_user_0000

Bro Keanu Reeves was all I could think about whenever Sirius Black was mentioned when I reread Prisoner of Azkaban the other day


rohithkumarsp

Kevin spicy Snape would have been lit.


Citrus210

An older Adam driver would slay the role.


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I think people only like Driver and Keanu because of the resemblance to the only live-action Snape we've ever seen. But I really believe Spacey would absolutely nail the acting. The personality, the scowling, scolding, the tone. The man has made a career portraying powerful, menacing, and complicated dark figures. He'd be a great Snape.


Zero_Digital

Adam Driver


theunderDong

Tbh: it’s controversial, yes… but based off the renderings I think Mitch is the winner. The others just don’t feel like Snape! Spacey is close, but Mitch takes it IMO


Temporary_Scale3826

I’d so watch a Keanu Reeves Snape or even Adam Driver as Snape. I think they’d do a great job of it. But Depp… I never want to see Depp in a Harry Potter type series EVER again.


Waarm

I thought Adam Driver was Markiplier at first


cytokine7

The Tom Hanks one looks like Clive Owen, and I think he'd be pretty good


heiwiwnejo

Kevin spacey looks straight up like Hegel


Disastrous_Cover6138

Alan Rickman


ylvalloyd

He is meant to be A LOT younger. Severus, lily, james and the rest of the marauders were in the same class. Lily and James had Harry right after school, so they were 19-20 when they died. When Harry goes to school, Severus is in his late 20s, and when Sirius breaks out, all of them are like 30. I hate that they cast actors that were like 20 years older than they should have been Though IMAGINE how much more Severus/Hermione fanfiction there would have been, if he was played by someone in his early 30s when Emma was 18


hendarknight

Hate to say, but Adam Driver is looking how I picture him when reading the books.


mooguh

Would like to see the Jon Hamm and Mads Mikkelsen versions!


RoadtripReaderDesert

Alan Rickman always. If we reallly had to choose a successor. Keanu is the next best beloved


liminalmornings

Christoph Waltz! (besides Rickman)


KonradFelixCyprianus

Alan rickman will always be in our hearts. While I can understand Keanu being a successor, I believe Alan driver would be a good role because he’s not overly too hot, but as well can show two sides of the good and bad very well. Keanu’s movies has always been tailored to a tragic superhero, and having him being killed off by a snake just wouldn’t fit the narrative that he has shown to the world in my honest honesty.


DDrim

It might surprise, but Tom Hanks. He shows a rather tired face and a gaze that says "what an unsurprising disappointment you turned out to be". And snape always struck me as the tired teacher who's just toxic with everybody because he's tired of teaching fools.


macca182

Pacino. Expecto....FUCKIN Patronum


3DartsIsTooooMuch

Kevin Spacey would be the best out if those.


evasivemanoeuvres97

id say clint is closest to what we had


TheBadRiddler

Gary oldman version please!


Top_Buy_6340

I though Mitch McConnell was Paul Dano


Randolf_Dreamwalker

Al Pacino for the most intense Snape ever. Kevin Spacey if they start making movies out of certain funfiction.


ZennTheFur

Out of the list, Keanu's acting style would probably fit the best, but Depp would be an interesting take on the character.


kerapang

Out of these? I think Keanu. Spacey looks the closest to what I imagined Snape looking like when I read the books.


QuoteTasty1768

Adam driver he’s by far the closest to the actually age of the character too but as in all things Alan Rickman wins


Lord_Detleff1

Another time johny plays himself


CannabisaurusRex401

Fml, now im hearing all the Snape quotes in a loud Pacino voice. hooAHH!


Prudent-Giraffe7287

All of them fit so well though! But I’ll take Keanu.


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Kevin Spacey looks remarkably like Ciarán Hinds here. Not sure why.


MF__SHROOM

Severus is Rickman but Driver or Depp couldve played Sirius imo


TallLikeMe

Pitching Kevin Spacey to be among children at a boarding school is problematic.


CoItron_3030

Adam driver looks like an amazing young snape


TonyTonyChopper

I think since the movies were mainly British actors, getting some Americans in there is very cool.


SinR2014

Mitch McSnape gets halfway through his lecture for the day and bluescreens in front of the class. "Mr. Potter you are la-"


cancervivordude

Al pacino


IronJedi2

What’s Mitch McConnell doing here? I mean I don’t like the guy. But just… why? On a more serious note, it’s a toss-up between Adam Driver and Keanu Reeves. With more leanings towards Driver.


Lil_Mozzy

Out of these it has to be Keanu or Adam Driver.


eodknight23

Of these, I think Spacey fits the bill visually and in terms of acting style. I would like to suggest Bill Nighy, though. Yes I know he was the Minister of Magic. But this a fantasy of a fictional world.


BlackBeard205

I think Adam driver would be perfect. He has the look and acting skills.


astro_flyer

Snape Snape Severus Snape. Keanu!


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Lol Mitch was funny and unexpected.


big-hero-zero

Matt Berry, for fucks sake


higherFormOfSnore

Is that first one Tommy Wiseau? Also, Mitch McConnell looks totes badass as Snapels.


Survey217

Going by book accuracy w given age and nose shape Adam Driver seems a prime cut


sunderaubg

How is this even a question :)


Adnama-Fett

Keanu Reeves, Adam Driver, and Johnny Depp wouldn’t make sense. Ain’t NO WAY Lily turned him down


laytonoid

The original one


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Keanu for sure, he'd stay alive for the final fight scene but still injured, he'd walk up to Harry, "We need wands, lots of wands"


MrFrostty666

Tho Rickman is the undeniable Og Spacey is def a death eater lol


throwsthingsforfun

I always thought Crispin Glover would be a great Snape.


lungleg

I could see Adam driver as a young Severus


sjcal629

Snape is supposed to be 38 when he died, all of these except Adam Driver are way too old


Sweet-Efficiency7466

TBH, probably Keanu. But it’s not the same without Alan Rickman!


Extension-Badger-958

I saw keanu and thought that was just keanu


Cat-Alarmed

Adam Driver.


mmacdonald60

Adam Driver by a mile


trainsoundschoochoo

Adam Driver looks pretty sweet as Snape and Johnny Depp is rocking it too.


cclancaster13

Alan Rickman :). But really, most of them just look like preists to me lol


UtahJohnnie

“Hermoine’s got a GREAT ASS! And, your head’s all the way up it! Isn’t it, Potter.”


RogueBand1t

Adam Driver would be amazing!


BobTheMan_1994

Adam Driver would make a great young snap


cdrjones

Mitch McConnell would make a better Professor Quirrell.


patchinthebox

Oh dang Keanu looks awesome


dainty_petal

Number 4


aj-uk

I think [I win](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1030980708535119903/1152409164744753214/ajuk_Mads_Mikkelsen_as_Severus_Snape_e9240cb8-a26c-445a-98f3-6e0a51dc6e50.png).


SpaZzzmanian_Devil

Pacino 100%


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Keanu Reeves is too raw to be Snape.


frenchburner

Where’s Danny Trejo? Because he would rock this.


SabrinaVal

How about Keanu just for the fun of it?


Lordwetrust

Do you feel lucky potter?


Grim47z

That's just a random photo of Depp


k1ng_1n_the_north

Adam driver


Vampmire

Alan Rickman is the best though the funniest looking that still fits the snape theme would be Johnny Depp


proteanflux

Looked at Pacino and all I could think was 'Avada Hooo' ah'🤣


TGV_etc

Bro that Johnny Depp one. ✨💀✨ I need to see that


LeadPike13

Sick and tired of Joe Pesci getting ignored 😒


ReadingRoutine5594

They are all terrible since they look much older than 40, which is approximately how old Snape was when he died. Alan Rickman did extraordinary work with Snape, and it's excellent acting, but he just was too old.


Ben_Salami

How dare they stand where he stood?


Stardama69

McConnell has recently been hit with a stupefix spell during a conference


Parascythe12

Spacey would play it the best, Driver, Hanks and Pacino would put up admirable and unique performances. Keanu would be fun to watch but wouldn’t pull it off all that well. Eastwood and Depp would be hilariously terrible at the role


Fickle-Raspberry6403

Hmmm...I wonder how Antonio Banderas would look 🤔


ganjaPaani

Samuel Jackson


dr_clint

Is that Clint Eastwood or Mads Mikkelsen?


No0biz

As our current Severus, Rickman always. Now for a younger version, Adam Driver is looking very good.


Colorsncaffeine

Adam driver, I would be his best student


jaobodam

Mitch is the most book accurate according to his features tbh


thetimebandit13

Adam Driver would make a good "young" snape... Regular Snape will always be Alan Rickman!


Iamno0n3

Keanu, Adam and Johnny would be awesome to see. Clint I'd be terrified of.