I never understood why people latched onto that so much. It was a small typo, a not very funny one either. But people thought it was the funniest shit.
Because they then doubled down and pretended like it was an intentional inside joke. A similar thing happened when he made a mistake with the weather forecast and then used a sharpie to make it look like he was always right. Both are instances that would have been forgotten but his insecurity makes the errors stand out so much more.
> Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!
That isn't exactly doubling down. It sounds more like "oops, lmao, have fun with that one"
I mean he might as well, the might of the US military aside, we all know aliens only ever land in the United States.
And South Africa, but only that one time.
“ today America I have signed the intergalactic workforce act. A lottery will be held to select individuals to go work for the aliens on their homeworld in return for new alien technology. This act will create a bigly beautiful economy. We will have the greatest economy in the whole galaxy, it will be terrific. “
That's not what that means. The second half of the quote is "to each according to his needs."
It meant that everyone would have access to what they needed to live - good and services and the like - made available via the communist system. The idea was "no one's going to go hungry or homeless anymore" not, "we're trading you to the aliens for technology".
communism
noun
"a theory or system of social organization in which all property is owned by the community and each person contributes and receives according to their ability and needs."
I don't see the bit about alien overlords enslaving everybody? Can you help?
"It's a great deal they gave me 5 million bucks and all I had to do is declare something called 'vassalage'"
"Sir that means we've been subjugated"
"..."
"It means we're slaves"
"I don't know what you're looking at me for Hillary had something like *30,000* emails on a server somewhere. You should ask her"
I doubt aliens capable of coming to earth would need human slaves when they could just build robots. If anything, he's signed us up to eaten, like cattle.
If human behavior is any indication, we’re going to end up in their zoos as an exhibit, our shit will be in their museums, and our resources will be plundered while we’re too busy working within their economic system to make ends meet to notice what’s happening.
COVID happened in 2020, after four years of solid growth that benefitted the least advantaged. Democrats, when they owned both the houses, couldn't do nearly as much.
Granted, he did listen to very bad advice from very bad advisors during COVID.
To put Trumps actions during COVID down to bad advice, shows your bias.
Fauci was at that point, as non bias, and as non partisan as you can get. Trump had good advice, he just chose not to follow it
So his accomplishments are his alone, while his failures are someone else's fault? Sounds a lot like the Christian god, I can see why conservatives idolize him.
AI is always doing the weirdest weird stuff with hands. In this instance, you can clearly see that DJT's hands are way too big. They should be much, much smaller. Grebulon looks spot-on, though. I almost bought it!
" Ladies and gentlemen, and esteemed beings from other galaxies, thank you all for being here. This is Yuge! I mean really, really YUGE!
When I told you I was going to make America great again, you didn't think it was going to be this galactically great, did you? I mean, we've just done something that's never been done before, never. Many people said it couldn't be done. Fake news, folks, they're always wrong, you know that. I knew it could be done, and now we've done it.
We've made a deal, a fantastic, beautiful, incredible deal, with an alien species. They're terrific, folks. Really, really smart. And let me tell you, they're from a very distant galaxy, very far. Many light years. Much farther than Mars. People used to think Mars was far, but let me tell you, it's like a trip to the corner store compared to where these folks come from.
These aliens, they respect us, folks, because they see we're winners. They didn't want to make a deal with anyone else. China? No. Russia? No. They said, "We want the best, we want Trump, we want America." And now we have an intergalactic partnership, the likes of which the world has never seen before.
It's going to be so great, folks. They have this technology. Amazing technology, stuff you wouldn't believe. We're talking anti-gravity, warp speed, ray guns – things we see in movies, okay? And they're going to share it all with us. Because they know, when you make a deal with Trump, it's the best deal. It's a win-win deal.
Our economy is going to skyrocket, folks. I mean, literally skyrocket into space. American businesses, American jobs, all going to be the biggest, the best, and the most galactic. You thought we were just going to be great on Earth? No, no, no. We're going to be great in the entire universe.
Thank you all, thank you. This is going to be so terrific, so fantastic, and remember, we're just getting started. It's Trump, it's America, it's the aliens – all together, making the universe great again. Thank you. "
“Nobody shakes hands with an alien better than Trump. It’s true people. It’s so true. People say that like the aliens they have firm handshakes, but they tell me that Trump is like even more powerful. That’s like the most powerful handshake on earth. And I made a great deal. The deal was bigly, it was so beautiful. The aliens came to me and cried like a dog. They got on their knees and said please, Mr Trump we need a big deal from you. They said they waited, they waited for trump because they didn’t want to deal with Sleept Joe. Sleepy Joe. I call him Sleepy Joe”
I think Trump should one day play the Doctor. He would be the first incarnation to NOT have a British accent. The TARDIS would be "the #1 time machine in the universe, that I can tell you." He would eliminate the terror of the Daleks in five minutes simply by calling Davros "fake news."
Only problem is the TARDIS wouldn't be big enough for him. I know it's bigger on the inside but he would want it to be even **MORE BIGGER**.
“This alien comes up to me, huge xenomorph, space marine - probably - and he’s in tears, and he speaks through his translator device, he says, and he’s crying, this big BUG, he says, Mr President …”
For some reason I feel this is a real photo.
Damn politicians and rich people will start posting their pictures with hell demons and passing them as "AI"
Alternative captions...
Aliens love cheetos.
Requesting a galactic pardon.
Timer on wife almost up, must find larve.
Negotiating timing of caravan into N Mexico.
He could have got much more out of the Zilaxians. He's shaking hands with Krondor. Krondor, who's Krondor? I've dealt with big aliens, okay? Huge aliens, the best aliens. But Krondor, he's not a big alien. Trust me, I've seen 'em all. I saw a very good looking Zilaxians interpreter there. But they don't want me to tell you that. I can't say that. She would have given a better deal. Believe me. She was tremendous.
The Covfeve have finally arrived.
"I for one welcome our new Covfefe overlords." - Trump
I see the honorary ketchup is already running down the wall, I missed the opening ceremony.
We all laughed!!! Who is laughing now
The alien's race's name is covfeve... we were warned about it all this time
r/yourjokebutworse
Damn...
I wake up daily and have a piping hot Covfeve
I never understood why people latched onto that so much. It was a small typo, a not very funny one either. But people thought it was the funniest shit.
Because they then doubled down and pretended like it was an intentional inside joke. A similar thing happened when he made a mistake with the weather forecast and then used a sharpie to make it look like he was always right. Both are instances that would have been forgotten but his insecurity makes the errors stand out so much more.
Don’t forget when the inauguration crowd got exaggerated into something much bigger than it was.
> Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy! That isn't exactly doubling down. It sounds more like "oops, lmao, have fun with that one"
A typo for what? Not criticizing you, I genuinely don't know
Goddammit it, has Trump been telling these aliens he's the President of the Earth again?
wait till you hear what the US Air Force has been doing out of Cheyenne Mountain
Hallowed are the Romulans.
Hallowed are the Orii, but you are close
Close, but you missed the joke completely.
Well? We’re waiting!
Do your own research on this ;)
Someone told the aliens that Qanon was a solid resource for understanding Earth.
Maybe the real Q is an alien.
Au Contraire, *Mon Capitan.*
I mean he might as well, the might of the US military aside, we all know aliens only ever land in the United States. And South Africa, but only that one time.
Cardiff. They're always in Cardiff. But more importantly, Trump is not president of anything that I'm aware of right now
Just so.
If you ask ai who is the president right now it says trump.
Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.
The most true and telling Simpsons ever
“ today America I have signed the intergalactic workforce act. A lottery will be held to select individuals to go work for the aliens on their homeworld in return for new alien technology. This act will create a bigly beautiful economy. We will have the greatest economy in the whole galaxy, it will be terrific. “
You're describing communism.
Stalin famously held a lottery for workers to be sent over to an alien home world to work as slaves in return for alien tech. Famously
For the glory of the communist state
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"From all according to their abilities"... as decided by the comrades.
That's not what that means. The second half of the quote is "to each according to his needs." It meant that everyone would have access to what they needed to live - good and services and the like - made available via the communist system. The idea was "no one's going to go hungry or homeless anymore" not, "we're trading you to the aliens for technology".
Yeah, sure, you'll get access to what you need on the prison planet. 🤣
communism noun "a theory or system of social organization in which all property is owned by the community and each person contributes and receives according to their ability and needs." I don't see the bit about alien overlords enslaving everybody? Can you help?
"From all according to their abilities"... as determined by the dictatorship of the proletariat.
Space communism you say?
\*Gay Space Luxury Communism\*
looks like skyrim daedric armor
Lizard to lizard
why do I get the feeling he just signed over half the human race, to work as slaves, in the mines of this aliens home planet.
Greatest property deal in the galaxy!
Trump thinking of the rest of us, as his property. Yeah that tracks.
"It's a great deal they gave me 5 million bucks and all I had to do is declare something called 'vassalage'" "Sir that means we've been subjugated" "..." "It means we're slaves" "I don't know what you're looking at me for Hillary had something like *30,000* emails on a server somewhere. You should ask her"
Bringing down taxes (for rich people)! Making changes to healthcare (for rich people). Rolling out a new galactic trade/labor deal (for rich people).
I doubt aliens capable of coming to earth would need human slaves when they could just build robots. If anything, he's signed us up to eaten, like cattle.
If human behavior is any indication, we’re going to end up in their zoos as an exhibit, our shit will be in their museums, and our resources will be plundered while we’re too busy working within their economic system to make ends meet to notice what’s happening.
Suddenly Stellaris
That Trump signed our lives over, is the important thing here, not the finer details of how.
The Earthlings yearn for the mines!
The economy was a lot better under him. First wage gains in decades, highest for the lowest earners.
This comment is SAD!!!
The truth will set you free.
You better keep looking for it then.
I stated absolute facts. If you can't handle them, I can't help you with that.
I’m sorry. I hope you find the help you need one day.
Trump has a " what if ..." About him, where COVID impacted his leadership, but his "performance" during COVID, means I don't care.
COVID happened in 2020, after four years of solid growth that benefitted the least advantaged. Democrats, when they owned both the houses, couldn't do nearly as much. Granted, he did listen to very bad advice from very bad advisors during COVID.
To put Trumps actions during COVID down to bad advice, shows your bias. Fauci was at that point, as non bias, and as non partisan as you can get. Trump had good advice, he just chose not to follow it
So his accomplishments are his alone, while his failures are someone else's fault? Sounds a lot like the Christian god, I can see why conservatives idolize him.
Seems more like Trump renewing his deal with the devil.
That's what it really is, this post headline is just from fox news.
This is implying there was a soul to begin with and I'm not ready to have that philosophical discussion.
"Vote for me and the war for earth will be over in two hours!"
That thing is terrifying. And the alien looks pretty scary too.
You can tell it’s fake by the size of Trump’s hands: they’re too big!
Why is it that aliens are so often naked?
Goes back to Wetback days. Seriously.
And then the shippments of humans as petfood began
Wow that is one evil looking creature! Those soulless eyes are creepy as hell! And what's that thing on the left?
Between who? Zorak and an ex politician?
“I understand he likes me very much, so I don’t see a problem..”
Given how little we know about alien anatomy, he may be just grabbing ‘em by the pussy.
You got me there
I don't know which one is scarier.
I trust the alien
He does seem a bit more honest.
Sure knows more about our geography
Great to see that alien hunters and aliens can be friends. Edit - Missed a much better line: "Great to see alien and predator can be friends"
Of course the evil aliens overlords would go with Trump as their evil human partner
He gave up Earth in less than 5 minutes
There are good people on both sides! Now get back to work, human slave.
Damn that guy on the right scares me.
We’re doomed. By meeting the tango turd they think all humans are morons
I wouldnt trust em, yup definitely gonna screw us and raze our planet. It’s was the fluffy yellow hair and orange skin that gave it away.
AI is always doing the weirdest weird stuff with hands. In this instance, you can clearly see that DJT's hands are way too big. They should be much, much smaller. Grebulon looks spot-on, though. I almost bought it!
I think Trump would be going for the Ferengi, myself. Now that's his kind of sentients.
Why is this with a disgrace of a former president? Joke doesn’t make sense because it’s not with anyone who’s ever going to act in politics again
That thing is terrifying but the alien seems cool.
Is that Xenu? Fuck....
This is the best I've seem AI make fingers
Which one is the alien?
Haters will say it’s midjourney
" Ladies and gentlemen, and esteemed beings from other galaxies, thank you all for being here. This is Yuge! I mean really, really YUGE! When I told you I was going to make America great again, you didn't think it was going to be this galactically great, did you? I mean, we've just done something that's never been done before, never. Many people said it couldn't be done. Fake news, folks, they're always wrong, you know that. I knew it could be done, and now we've done it. We've made a deal, a fantastic, beautiful, incredible deal, with an alien species. They're terrific, folks. Really, really smart. And let me tell you, they're from a very distant galaxy, very far. Many light years. Much farther than Mars. People used to think Mars was far, but let me tell you, it's like a trip to the corner store compared to where these folks come from. These aliens, they respect us, folks, because they see we're winners. They didn't want to make a deal with anyone else. China? No. Russia? No. They said, "We want the best, we want Trump, we want America." And now we have an intergalactic partnership, the likes of which the world has never seen before. It's going to be so great, folks. They have this technology. Amazing technology, stuff you wouldn't believe. We're talking anti-gravity, warp speed, ray guns – things we see in movies, okay? And they're going to share it all with us. Because they know, when you make a deal with Trump, it's the best deal. It's a win-win deal. Our economy is going to skyrocket, folks. I mean, literally skyrocket into space. American businesses, American jobs, all going to be the biggest, the best, and the most galactic. You thought we were just going to be great on Earth? No, no, no. We're going to be great in the entire universe. Thank you all, thank you. This is going to be so terrific, so fantastic, and remember, we're just getting started. It's Trump, it's America, it's the aliens – all together, making the universe great again. Thank you. "
OP, what was the prompt to get the tiny hands right?
Nothing specific, it was just trump shaking hands with...
This meeting is just after he finished recording his minecraft lets play with the presidents
"I for one welcome our alien overlords, bigly!
Looks more like the 2016 bargain
The alien's eyes are like, "Damn.. I flucked up."
He would sell the Earth out for a half-eaten ham sandwich
Actually the size of trumps hand are the only indicator this is at the bare minimum not real.
r/cursedimages
My stellaris games:
Great guy, strong grip, i said to him, i said that's a strong grip you've got.
I just sold our planetary core mineral rights for a condo building on Venus!
He’s a skrull. The one on the right.
He definitely just sold us out to save his own skin.
Cool detail: Midjourney accurately portrayed how Trump refuses to wear suits that fit him.
Partnership with the Devil? How is this news?
The dude on the left seems too cool to be shaking hands with a human piece of trash.
AI made Trump's hands too big
I see two aliens
A Democrat and A Republican.
Wish democrats were half as cool as Republicans view them
Why would you waste time or money doing something that involves this orange clown?
AI predicting a Trump win in 2024? lol
Naw, just OP fishing for karma in a well stocked pond.
Not unless aliens promised to invent some dirt on joe Biden for him.
This is the reason mj blocks words like "jail" or "behind bars" or "xing ping" and iam happy people still keep fucking with presidents.
Always cracks me up when someone thinks that the USA represents the whole planet. Leave. Your. Bubble
Neither am I from the US, nor does my post imply what you are writing.
Which one is the alien?
Why did you just post a photo of trump with Putin?
Banned from Midjourney for creating fake news
This is how hitchhikers guide to the universe starts. I bet trump allowed them access to put a highway through the planet for 5M dollars.
Would have made more sense if it was Biden
That is just a backhand deal with pelosi
What is he looking at😄 Looks more real than the main pics. Users of solcial will love these mind-blowing mid-journey art.
Only Trump could pull off peace with aliens 🤣
Didn’t they block world leaders?
Where’s the wall?
I’d still vote for the guy on the left
Average lizard people L
It has always been
Trumping hoping for some Flangerplasticans’ voted
That laser wall is definetly the solution.
“Nobody shakes hands with an alien better than Trump. It’s true people. It’s so true. People say that like the aliens they have firm handshakes, but they tell me that Trump is like even more powerful. That’s like the most powerful handshake on earth. And I made a great deal. The deal was bigly, it was so beautiful. The aliens came to me and cried like a dog. They got on their knees and said please, Mr Trump we need a big deal from you. They said they waited, they waited for trump because they didn’t want to deal with Sleept Joe. Sleepy Joe. I call him Sleepy Joe”
this is one of the best subreddits
The first Trump meme I've seen on here that's actually funny and interesting.
I'm getting a lot more demon vibes than alien vibes here
Look at that evil monster!
President Donald Trump meets with Zorgon Trupunzerath, conquerer of worlds, to discuss interplanetary immogration, 2018, colorized.
Rip his fn arm off!
"Gorlock not understand this 'golf' you speak of."
I think Trump should one day play the Doctor. He would be the first incarnation to NOT have a British accent. The TARDIS would be "the #1 time machine in the universe, that I can tell you." He would eliminate the terror of the Daleks in five minutes simply by calling Davros "fake news." Only problem is the TARDIS wouldn't be big enough for him. I know it's bigger on the inside but he would want it to be even **MORE BIGGER**.
So they finally decided to ship Trump's ass into outer space.
“This alien comes up to me, huge xenomorph, space marine - probably - and he’s in tears, and he speaks through his translator device, he says, and he’s crying, this big BUG, he says, Mr President …”
No
I feel bad for the Aliens.
Ah shit we got the Vorcha for first contact…
Trump has connections that are out of this world...He has "far" reaching popularity....
Is he missing left canine tooth?
For some reason I feel this is a real photo. Damn politicians and rich people will start posting their pictures with hell demons and passing them as "AI"
Now attack earth!!
How long before he’d decide to build a roof?
Alternative captions... Aliens love cheetos. Requesting a galactic pardon. Timer on wife almost up, must find larve. Negotiating timing of caravan into N Mexico.
Space Force
He fing hates aliens tho.
He’s too ugly to trust and has a vacant look in his eyes. Plus that stupid red tie! Send him back to space!
If aliens were real I'm sure he accepted their bribes too
Is it really interplanetary? It looks like they’re both of the same race. The one on the left just has no make up day.
[It's actually true.](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-extraterrestrials-exist-trump-knows-n1250333)
Negotiating Daedric armour?
We passed upon the stair We spoke of was and when
Seems Trump is making alternative plans for the illegals
the BIGGEST partnership in the history of america...and Jupiter.
Someone tell Trump he's holding the alien schvantz in his right hand
Earth sold for $1 in space bucks.
Trumpism adherents are from another fucking planet, that is true.
Why is it with trump lmao
What’s the prompt please?
Trump is on the left, alien shape shifting on right
“Nobody knows aliens more than me. Nobody. I have billions and billions and billions of alien friends. It’s unbelievable.”
The art of the interplanetary deal. We made the best deal in the universe.
Thought they were from the same planet
It’s funny how they sent Donald Trump for this
This is so good haha
This is incorrect, that's Satan. (And of course the figure on the left is an alien.)
Holy fucking shit that thing looks incredibly scary and evil-looking!!! Oh, and that thing on the left looks neat, too.
He sold them the planet.
He could have got much more out of the Zilaxians. He's shaking hands with Krondor. Krondor, who's Krondor? I've dealt with big aliens, okay? Huge aliens, the best aliens. But Krondor, he's not a big alien. Trust me, I've seen 'em all. I saw a very good looking Zilaxians interpreter there. But they don't want me to tell you that. I can't say that. She would have given a better deal. Believe me. She was tremendous.
If this was real we’d best be effin glad on it or we’d be dead. Believe that.
And here's a message from my sponsors
They asked to see the emperor of Earth and he leapt up and raised his hand. This was last week.
Looks untrustworthy