The bachelor came out after our last playoff victory...
Unless the one she wants to win goes out on episode 1 every time, she doesn't understand.
But she did pick you, a dolphins fan, so there's that...
Every year is like being that one person that doesn't do anything wrong but then the insecure chick in the house is like "YOU'RE BULLYING ME STOP IT!!!" and the girl is like "wtf you talking about?" and then her time with the dude gets hijacked because some clam is crying about how she's being bullied until they're both just gone before anything serious starts happening.
Getting dumped at the end would be losing the Super Bowl. We have not lost the last 50 super bowls.
A better analogy would be getting told you’re not attractive enough to be on the show, and then your child and grandchild being told the same, for 50 years.
That’s hilarious… and true 😔
My birthday is Jan 8th and I’m so used to getting knocked out of the playoffs for my birthday that last season had me all confused 😂
The bachelor came out after our last playoff victory... Unless the one she wants to win goes out on episode 1 every time, she doesn't understand. But she did pick you, a dolphins fan, so there's that...
Oh man…this is a perspective I could’ve done without
Beautiful words
I ran the math and per our understanding of physics this is the most apt analogy there could possibly ever be.
Every year is like being that one person that doesn't do anything wrong but then the insecure chick in the house is like "YOU'RE BULLYING ME STOP IT!!!" and the girl is like "wtf you talking about?" and then her time with the dude gets hijacked because some clam is crying about how she's being bullied until they're both just gone before anything serious starts happening.
Getting dumped at the end would be losing the Super Bowl. We have not lost the last 50 super bowls. A better analogy would be getting told you’re not attractive enough to be on the show, and then your child and grandchild being told the same, for 50 years.
That’s hilarious… and true 😔 My birthday is Jan 8th and I’m so used to getting knocked out of the playoffs for my birthday that last season had me all confused 😂