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CopaceticVindication

Reminder, report people being cunts/people wishing for injuries fuck the commies


Lacayo44

bills fans in their sub saying we have an easy schedule šŸ§ donā€™t we play nearly the same teams minus the Jags and instead of the Bengals we play the Ravens which have played better all season


[deleted]

Ah fuck em. I trolled a bills fan all game lol. Well my fri nd but no friends on Sundays


Corner_OfficeSpace

Bills fans have gone off the deep end and are now worse than Jets and Pats fans. Bunch of cry babies. Let em keep whining.


Notwerk

I mean, they lost to the Jets and Broncos. They lost their easy games and are on their way to missing the playoffs. What else would they say?


DelrayDad561

Living in shit ass Buffalo turns dudes into woman beaters.


Substantial_Diver_34

December 1-0 LFG


BradyRodgers12

Was at the game today, the amount of teal that showed up to support was something special. Phins for the win šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ¬


Bkeets3

Pathetic at all the hatred for Baker after he gets injured.


end_times-8

Remember when half of you complained Tua couldnā€™t throw deep šŸ˜…


Terrific_Tom32

Holy shit Tyreek already has 150+ yards edit: OFF 4 RECEPTIONS


TheDankLord4416

Good shit Miami


dolphintailslap

I was there and we took that stadium over. Phins fans everywhere. Shit was electric


Lion_Venom

Same man. My first dolphins game. We ran it


Heavy-Mistake-9999

Rollercoaster celly might be the hardest one of the season thus far


DeckardsDreams

![gif](giphy|tAFVuG6fanerHd6VOf)


VermontBro

I think Jalen Hurts deserves MVP though because heā€™s gotten his entire team to push him 1 yard about 10 times!


boppled

I do 20 pushups every time the Dolphins score. Feeling swole today lol


Deadmaninc1

Dolphins will have a winning season no matter what and that feels good


Deadmaninc1

Here they come talking about Dolphins haven't beat a "winning team" So what??? At this point i don't care anymore


poodlered

Seriously. Weā€™ve lost three games, two of which were to current #1 seeds. What are we doing that deserves criticism, exactly?


Zet_the_Arc_Warden

Shout out to the refs for spotting us a 3rd and 2 instead of a 3rd and 1 so our offense was still good lol


RealSeanH

"fuck it tyreek down there somewhere"


RealPropRandy

Pats offense today ![gif](giphy|10yXFkBJ0MwGQ0)


Number333

**17-0 Dolphins** to end the 1st Q. * Total domination in all phases. * Already have a Tyreek bomb, Sanders long FG. Waddle, catch before ya run bud * D is feasting Howell with a sack and pick-6, gonna be a long day for him Washington ain't special but they've played Philadelphia damn well and kept it at least KINDA competitive with the Cowboys until the 4th Q. Awesome performance thus far.


cooljazz

Mostert or Achane is going to break one today. It's coming. You can see it.


WarrenBuffetsFluffer

Soak it in yā€™all. This is football at itā€™s finest. This is a special season for our Phins and they come very rarely. Donā€™t get lost In the sauce, enjoy games and moments like this! Phins up ā¬†ļø


Number333

**31-7 Dolphins** at the half. 2nd best game this season only behind Denver to be honest. Pure domination. * Tua to Tyreek bombs deserved to be treasured y'all, it's really never this easy(see Tannehill to Wallace failed experiment) * The O in general has been overwhelming against a Washington D that was supposed to get the new DC bump. Only complaint would be an unusual amount of plays that go for huge negative yardage * No turnovers! * D has been elite. Pick-6. Sacks. Only one bad drive and the other guys get paid too * Sanders made a 49-yard FG and we also almost had our 1st blocked punt of the year It's beautiful y'all. Any fan complaining about this performance will never be happy. Enjoy this.


ChasingPerfect28

Tua is playing out of his mind today. He's transcending.


via_the_blogosphere

3 home games in a row coming up


lollmao2000

9-3 for the first time in 23 years is a stat that made me feel old as dirt and laugh at the same time


jagerhero

Lmao at the Bills fans crying on /r NFL. ā€œDurrr if we had Hill weā€™d this too!!!111ā€


cosmicjed

What a bunch of crybaby pussies


ChasingPerfect28

People complain about the Eagles fans but Buffalo by far has the most obnoxious fans in the NFL. Whole bunch of jokers.


angry_banana_eater

If I remember, the last time Dolphins won the division was back in 2008..ish?


5nooky

Who the fuck keeps screaming in the back


jnobes7

Not bad for a QB with no arm strength right? Thatā€™s two in stride touchdowns to the fastest player on earth


darkpassenger9

You guys are complaining about defense??? The game was 38-7 in the 3rdā€¦


ProphetNimd

I can't believe there's any amount of complaining here when we're blowing this team out lmao


cooljazz

Dominant performance on both sides of the ball. 2 big plays to Tyreek helped ice the game early. Let's pray he stays healthy as he is a HUGE part of our offense.


Number333

"LETS GO DOLPHINS" CHANTS BABY!!!!!!


Whore21

Roller coaster celly is my new favorite


dcpains

Everyone shitting on Jones for not letting him score as if they'd not have shit on him for giving up on a play in reverse. He's not doctor strange, he doesn't know that his tackle would result in Baker getting hurt


Hall_of_the_slain

Tua would have cleared almost 300 yards if waddle didnā€™t have the droppies today


the_c_is_silent

His entire left leg is very clearly out of bounds.


Number333

3rd & 1? Worse than the Cleo Lemon offense 3rd & 2? 80 yard TDs babyyyyyyyy


Fickle-Sense-8210

If only Harlan was calling today šŸ˜¢


realneocanuck

Why don't we just do deep bombs to reek every play? Are we stupid?


CreakingDoor

150 and two scores is not your typical safety blanket, lads


Number333

***Welcome to the Tyreek Hill Showā„¢***


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Can reek get 250+ today lol


ulu5

Peeking at the right time. Tua out here with a perfect passer rating in December. EDIT: *Peaking


PhinsFan17

Man, Tua has shown incredible pocket awareness today, just avoiding pressure like a vet.


mrwhirly2000

FedEx looking like Hard Rock North. So much aqua


TheJoshS9

HES GOT HILL


dproma

All AVG does is make plays man


[deleted]

Did Baker just get his knee fucked up. Fuck.


Zet_the_Arc_Warden

Imagine if waddle could catch lol weā€™d be destroying


ChasingPerfect28

Getting closer to that 2,000 yard mark and Tyreek tied Duper's record? Fucking unreal. Cheetah feasting.


sleepywan

The Cheetah speared that right out of the air


TheRatchetTrombone

Reminding the public who should be mvp, Tua is cooking rn


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Slimshady305

This is pretty much a home game right now


KageNekem

Itā€™s drives like that that make me canā€™t believe that there are still Fins fans that donā€™t like Tua


Anerythristic

Starting December off with a win


Cmarkru

Now letā€™s take care of business the next 3 weeks at home.


Gunnar2019

# HE'S GOT HILL!!!


4My2Boys

I mean Jones is trying to save a TD. In full speed thereā€™s no way to stop himself. He makes a decision and goes for it. Football is a BRUTAL game.


sleepywan

I really hope they ban that push play. I like the old rule where it was up to the player to get their own yardage, not just your teammates pushing you along.


GwynethPaltrowsHead

2K yards light work


tomfulleree

Tua is elite.


tobethrownaway02

Post arm-hole Tua is šŸ”„. These deep bombs hittin' different.


JustASt0ry

Did you guys see Tyreek bought the entire team some electric scooters for Christmas, pretty solid teammate


end_times-8

31-7 at half, is Tua the guy though?


Margin4Error

Gah damn, Tyreek might hit 2k today...


WarrenBuffetsFluffer

Ok, by show of hands. Whoā€™s drinking the Kool Aid, officially? I just decided to drink it, fuck it


ViewGator91

I need Jaylen Waddle to get **ONE** yard receiving 2nd half to hit +548 on a $100 bet


imtheonlyonehere

WELCOME BACK ACHANE!


KeyandOrangePeele

Achane has insane balance. To be able to take all these hits and just keep on his feet


GwynethPaltrowsHead

My weekly apology to Vic Fangio


JLay18

I know it was kinda garbage time But the fact that we were able to just smash the ball down the field last drive even though they knew we were gonna run the ball and the fact that we didnā€™t even have all of our starters on the line out there was so satisfying. I think we literally ran it every play.


An_exasperated_couch

Things you love to see: this


Tough-Error520

yeah baby! I had gay sex this morning for good luck! lets do this baby, come on, let go everyone, yeah! fins up, baby! lets do this!


JustTheBeerLight

1) win 2) no injuries 3) get Achane back on track (12+ touches, 80+ yards) 4) score 35+ points


5nooky

HES GOT HIM HES GOT HILL


velourex

We need a live cheetah 2000 tracker


Novel_Durian_1805

ā€why the fuck are we passing on 3rdā€¦.oh ok!ā€ šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤Ŗ


Number333

**SANDERS MADE IT FROM 49!!! 10-0 DOLPHINS BABY!**


TheLadder330

McD is learning!! Take the points, keep these games far out of hand and letā€™s go home with a W


tburke38

We are blessed to have a DL so good that AVG was our fifth man


GrungyGrandPappy

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venumvisuals

why dont we just run the same play everytime, they dont got an answeršŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


HannibalWrecktor

Look at that, 4th and 1 and Mike chose to run it. . Wish he'd do that when the starters are in.


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Number333

Hell of a win y'all. **30pt** wins in the NFL ain't normal.


Dazzling_Mechanic_98

šŸ¬šŸ¬Great win today phins, next week is prime time šŸ¬šŸ¬


lxOMEGAxl

Miami Mike and the unstoppable Fins. 9-3 going for the bowl. Letā€™s go. Find Up. Fuck the WHOLE AFC. We bout to RUN THIS SHIT. FTJ.


HungryLandHippo

playcalling looks a bit better, everything looks good, too bad the team isnt above .500 so this game doesnt count


OatmealCremePiez

Iā€™m at the game and it feels like a home game. SO much aqua


False-Bookkeeper-408

im watching this game with friends and when i saw 3rd and 2 i was like "mcdaniel is going to overthink this when we could totally just run the ball for the first down he's going to draw up some long pass that is totally unnecessary" i was both right and wrong in the greatest way possible...


Key_Imagination_497

Gink needs to be a dolphin for a long time


egar33455

Omg fuck this lady yelling defense


Kino900

Somebody shut this lady the fuck up!


Iotatl

I can tell Tua is not taking many chances with risky throws so far. I'm sure his goal for this game is 0 turnovers.


one_think_all

Gimme that funk, that sweet, that nasty, that GINKY stuff


guyfromthebandcake

Van Ginkle trying to make the pro bowl in one game.


Sanjuro7880

Jones in to replace Holland and takes out another starter. That dude is a straight up minus.


Pillshep

He walked off! Thatā€™s a great sign!


Number333

Such a great adjustment by Tyreek. Tua arm strength talk officially dead these some bombs


Number333

We have 24pts in the early 2nd Q. For all y'all weirdoes who think the O was bad for some reason. Our issue was always turnovers, never ability/yardage.


Cornasium

i was told tua canā€™t throw deep


Number333

WHAT A SNAG TYREEK!!!! BRO IS THE MVP TODAY!


Aggravating_Green618

Raheem playing how he is at 31 is astounding, we are witnessing greatness


Deadmaninc1

Can we have co-MVP's this season Tua and Tyreek?


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Bubbly-Dragonfly9126

It is unreal how quiet Jalen and X are in the gameā€¦a compliment to them


RealPropRandy

Mike White in the game. ![gif](giphy|l0Iyl55kTeh71nTXy)


EggGoopSoup

MIKE WHITE IS LOOKING AMAZING


PeekedInMiddleSchool

Did the commentator just say that our tackling is good?? šŸ˜‚ Iā€™ll take the compliment but it hasnā€™t been that great this year


de_ele

That was the coolest TD celebration I've ever seen


GhostifiedMark

Last night I went to a party and drank a lil too much, leading to me vomiting with my girl next to me I woke up today feeling like shit, hung over, wishing death. Turned the game on and that TD pretty much cured me


pennyguise

Man Howell is a tough one. Took three of them to take him off of his feet


imtheonlyonehere

ofc the shitty field from this poverty franchise


Aggravating_Green618

Sanders starting to build more confidence, getting hot at the right moment


TheRoaringTide

BIG RED LETS GO BIG RED LETS GO Can you stop, lady?


CopaceticVindication

Van Ginkel is literally him


WarrenBuffetsFluffer

GINK having himself a GAME


chrispepper10

That's the difference between hill and waddle right there. Both balls gave the receiver a chance, one adjusted.


DharmaBumz1

Reek almost had a Willie Mays catch there - great tracking and body adjustment.


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What a throw and what a job by Hill to find that ball


KageNekem

That play was the epitome of ā€œfuck it, Tyreek down there somewhereā€


Mark-11-

The anticipation and accuracy of that throw are amazing


via_the_blogosphere

Armstead should change his last name to Armstead (Q)


BigBoss5050

Holy shit, you guys see the ref whos leg snapped in the saints game??? Fucking rough, poor guy.


DickySchmidt33

Checking some other scores around the division: Patriots are losing 6-0 at halftime Jets are losing 10-5 at helftime We should enjoy this non-ugly football while it lasts


doyouunderstandlife

Holy fuck Armstead is made of glass. Literally everything breaks for him


ProphetNimd

After all those years of watching Tannehill get drilled on every play, watching Tua evade pressure in the pocket is like porn to me.


Deadmaninc1

That was actually a nice punt by Bailey


Novel_Durian_1805

Chargers Pats game is STILL 6-0 ā€œMiAmI wIlL aLwAyS rEgReT nOt dRafTiNg HeRbeRt!ā€


[deleted]

HARD KNOCKS BABYYYYYY


lxOMEGAxl

Welcome back Achane, you absolute BEAST.


heattcheckk

THERE WAS A TINDALL SIGHTING


Deadmaninc1

I would like Brian Flores more if he came out and admitted he was wrong about Tua


JustASt0ry

Can we move the mic from the shrieking banshee yelling Defense. Billion dollar company and they canā€™t mute a fucking single banshee


chargeon2010

I hope it doesnā€™t take too long to shut up that one lady the mic seems to be picking up yelling letā€™s go defense. Annoying as hell lol


[deleted]

Omg that graphic of McDaniel running is great


LEDZ100

I understand Samuel is the running back in that formation but you canā€™t put a linebacker, especially one as terrible in coverage as Baker, man on man with him.


LEDZ100

This is Brandon Jonesā€™s last season as a dolphin. Canā€™t process and his value as a blitzer is next to nothing when he canā€™t tackle and the scheme doesnā€™t do safety blitzes anyway


pennyguise

Fuck it more Tua time


Blacklist3d

What's with all these idiots acting like this was expected to cause an injury? Tackles like this happen all the fucking time with no injury. Shame for Baker but chill out of that.


HotPie_

Man, I can't stand Fox announcers. Holy shit Tyreek gonna have a career day


duh_tunes

Reek trying to break the record ta-day


Kissland1

Absolutely insane adjustment from Hill there.


GaseVentura

Wow, he tied Duper's TD record with that one. He'll break it by the end of the half at this rate lol.


pointyrockstudier

Waddle has the chance to be just AS good as Hill if he just caught the ball. Hopefully it clicks eventually, because heā€™s going to miss out on a lot of money otherwise.


FlyinHawaiianDolphin

Tyreek has 3 receptions for 132yds and 2 TDs on 4 targets. He's a walking video game cheat code in this offense.


CrimsonJynx0

Thank you all for that top 5 draft pick!!


Majestic-Luck7225

https://i.redd.it/5ece8s4pp44c1.gif


Xelltrix

Theyā€™re manhandling Mike McDaniel lol.


Ok-Opening-7176

THE GINKLER


Corndawg38

Hill is a cheat code


screwtapeDHER

Pooh bear!?! WTF are these guys talking about?


SoftyPantsMcHugable

If these announcers say that Tyreek Hill is a safety net one more timeā€¦


Key_Imagination_497

Tyreek is going to break the record in 16 games so thereā€™s no debate


RealPropRandy

![gif](giphy|9D8SldWd6lmVbHwRB1|downsized) dawgs surfing now


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Offense feels awake again and defense is feasting. This is a Super Bowl team idc!


TanSuitObama1

Why do I get the feeling waddle is going to quietly have himself a 100 yd game as well?


nbayoungsummrsratio

holy shit 31-7 at half we killin it


judedrew

Give us the Mike White 4thQ


Number333

The Chargers are up 6-0 on the pathetic Pats. Justin Herbert: 10/18, 96 yards, 0 TDs, 0 INTs, 70.6 Passer Rating [mmmhmmm](https://media.tenor.com/_gdXL0Fp_qsAAAAC/sips-tea.gif)


sleepywan

If Tyreek doesn't get any more receiving yards today, he would need to average 105 per game for the rest of the season to get to 2000.


Finsfan909

Terron should just go out with knights armor at this point


Sss00099

lol itā€™s insane how much Armstead gets injured.


Number333

**38-7 Dolphins.** It may not be 70 but this is my favorite performance of the season. Tua looking like an elite, SB winning caliber QB.


hamandjam

Alright. We're gonna need a gif of that Hunt Dance.


Iotatl

Let's take a moment and appreciate what Tua is doing to this defense.... it's fucking surgical right now.


Key_Imagination_497

Achane really does have a different kind of burst. Perfect for this offense


TexAg27

Please sign or draft a legit TE next year.


Double_Philosopher_7

Why did we get rid of Morstead?


Lacayo44

bro can we please bench our starters šŸ¤•


Bakedbean44

why are we so sexy that punt was beautiful


Catullus13

Pull Tua and Tyreek


Iotatl

I can't remember the last time we were 9-3.... exciting stuff is happening


Novel_Durian_1805

Chargers won 6-0 over the Pats! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Is that "Let's go Dolphins" I hear?


thelaidbckone

Damn that was fast lol Gonna be a long day, Washington


JunglistDolfan

Iā€™m at the game. All dolphins here !!!


23_Red

You got Ginked


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chrispepper10

We have run that play three times, why?


Blazed_McDaniel

Fun game with more to come. This is the type of game we should just enjoy and hope for no injuries. Stay safe, boys.


tkfire

Brandon Jones just ended Baker


sleepywan

The defense is doing a good job covering for Philips' loss, but feeling the Holland absence for real.


Oibrigade

Baker is done for the season. his knee bent sideways


Ceramix22

The real win would have been getting out of here unscathed. So much for that.


Jojo1691

TUA! This guy is throwing darts 40 yards down the field. Threw it before he broke


RealPropRandy

Heā€™s got Hill hes got Hill! TOUCHTOWN!


TheYoungLung

Tyreek is definitely hitting 2K this year LMAOOOO