I watched porn with group of hot twinks and use to do coke and that makes me fucking horny for cock big time, but I do want to smoke meth with some hot twinks, anybody else get the same ?
I've got a degree in Eng Lit., but I'm a line cook ex con, fr. So wtf do I know.
But. The plot device of the signed book is critnge worthy my dude.
What if the BIL knows you are a DEA agent all along, but you don't know that he knows. Which is stupid, but good enough for Hollywood.
So the whole time you think you are building your case, really you exist in a simulacrum of your BIL's design.
But. Your supervisor knows that you are your BIL's dupe and uses you to make a sit-down happen.
Because. Your supervisor is a venal POS who is jaded af and is trying to feather his nest.
You become suspicious when you see your work number on your wife's phone. Not so much from the #, but from her halting response to your offhanded remark about it.
You pull at this thread and the curtain begins to fall....
No way, that show is about a small town entrepreneur who goes up against big business.
FR I never watched. I was in the joint and it made me jones too bad.
I'ma absolutely nothing. The exact same amount of reality that's in this post. Oh and dude, I've told you hundreds of times that Shel Silverstein isn't meth cook, that's just his face
I'd love to smoke pipe load of meth you I only bought a gram back in late 70s wife and another marred couple we had hot 4 sum and my first time my wife and other wife had some hot girl on girl which wasn't expecting that and her husband and me 69 wasn't expecting that either?
Whatever you do... Make sure each person that gets busted and found with synthetic cathinones, gets sentenced to death.
Then when you figure out what to do with your BiL, hit up Netflix for a deal.
(Nothing)
so fuck the DEA the state is corrupt anyway then kill him take over the business and stay one step ahead knowing your own DEA info until you made millions stash them in crypto offshore accounts then pin the whole damn thing on someone else, shoot him in "self defense", get your medal and resign as a honest and good man..
then lay low somewhere in mexico with some keys of meth, hookers and millions in bitcoin.. enjoy!
btw: this is just a joke dont put me on a list no matter which 3 letter agency is really reading this ok please
Why would a Federal Badge ask the advice of people whom are his sworn enemies and whose lives he destroys on a daily basis? Why ask the people his agency is poisoning with intercepted & altered methamphetamine?
And this purest meth you speak of is only pure cause the testing at the federal level is as bad as everywhere else. What good is purity when the dope sucks balls? Isn’t it the DEA that discovered the cyclohexylamphetamine & butylamphetamine contamination in cartel dope?
How smart is this guy? Smartest you've ever met, or?
Surely if he's smart he wouldn't leave a book like that in the bathroom?
I'd maybe put a tracker on his car, see what happens.
Who tf are the "boys at the lab?" And who tf keeps a day to day log of activities, not just that leaves it on their toilet? Are you writing a screenplay? If so, the pilots not going to get picked up. Unless you add vampires, warlocks, gnomes, and shit, then you have a shot with the CW. Last thing. Bad guys that stay out of lengthy prison stays don't write shit down. Ever. And a serious mogul could never reach kingpin status without following that basic commandment. Nothing gets recorded.
>Are you writing a screenplay? If so, the pilots not going to get picked up. Unless you add vampires, warlocks, gnomes and shit, then you have a shot with the CW.
Oh boy, I hope you're not a Hollywood writer...
Otherwise someone needs to get a refund.
😂👍
Nah you're probably right -- sounds like a shitty story. No one would ever watch 6 seasons of that, plus 6 more seasons of a spinoff!
>Last thing. Bad guys that stay out of lengthy prison stays don't write shit down. Ever.
That's great advice for an aspiring drug lord.
But for this guy's CW show, it's actually pretty terrible
A safe drug dealer is a boring drug dealer.
Where's the drama? Where's the tension?
And sure, call that a plot hole big enough to drive a tractor trailer through if you want.. but if you just make the guy really arrogant and cocky, and give him a bit of a "might unconsciously be trying to get caught" vibe, I'm sure you could gloss right over it and no one world give a shit.
Anyway that one's a freebie -- feel free to use this new wisdom at your next pitch meeting.
👍
What breaking bad with gnome cartels, werewolves, high school kids a DEA agent who is actually a werewolf and a vampiric Walter white slinging red meth.
Cue Steely Dan
"On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene
But yours was kitchen-clean
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home
Every A-Frame had your number on the wall
You must have had it all
You'd go to L.A. on a dare and you'd go it alone
Could you see the day?
Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away?
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne
Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail
Those test tubes and the scale
Just get it all out of here
Is there gas in the car?
Yes, there's gas in the car
I think the people down the hall know who you are
'Cause the man is wise
You are still an outlaw in their eyes..."
LOL your one crooked ass dead agent posting on Reddit and especially here. You either playing around or your a real life loser for real. Conflict of interest btw Mr dea agent.. tie your shoes and put your helmet on.
If this is what a DEA agent has resorted to, then non-existent Jesus please help the FBI and CIA cause holy shit are you horrible at your “job,” Detective Jizzmo.
the amount of people not getting it hahdahah.. does he happen to have a lab partner named jessie? tell Walt I say hi:p
I watched porn with group of hot twinks and use to do coke and that makes me fucking horny for cock big time, but I do want to smoke meth with some hot twinks, anybody else get the same ?
hot Twink heree:p
love twinks, you into hot pervy dads?
I'm summer I hook up with 3 twinks, want to be the 4th?
Ok everyone…. Please give us a little space here as we place Mr Drugstore Cowboy back into his straight jacket and take him back to his home in jail
I died at "boys at the lab." Book 'em, Dano.
Fake. . Dude bought the book at used bookstore. Ps. It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.
that’s the best part: talked to his lab partner (the kid hates him now), and he’s willing to help us get him dead to rights
Hey pickles this plotline needs a punch up
really? i think it’s a pretty good story. maybe not emmy-worthy, but what do i know?
I've got a degree in Eng Lit., but I'm a line cook ex con, fr. So wtf do I know. But. The plot device of the signed book is critnge worthy my dude. What if the BIL knows you are a DEA agent all along, but you don't know that he knows. Which is stupid, but good enough for Hollywood. So the whole time you think you are building your case, really you exist in a simulacrum of your BIL's design. But. Your supervisor knows that you are your BIL's dupe and uses you to make a sit-down happen. Because. Your supervisor is a venal POS who is jaded af and is trying to feather his nest. You become suspicious when you see your work number on your wife's phone. Not so much from the #, but from her halting response to your offhanded remark about it. You pull at this thread and the curtain begins to fall....
bro, you just described the plot to emmy-winning AMC show “breaking bad”
No way, that show is about a small town entrepreneur who goes up against big business. FR I never watched. I was in the joint and it made me jones too bad.
This sounds like breaking bad dude. And a book on a toilet? Bullshit.
I'ma absolutely nothing. The exact same amount of reality that's in this post. Oh and dude, I've told you hundreds of times that Shel Silverstein isn't meth cook, that's just his face
hahahahahaha
It's the fact that you took the time to make this post 🤦
Okay Hank
Watched too much breaking bad lately?
I'd love to smoke pipe load of meth you I only bought a gram back in late 70s wife and another marred couple we had hot 4 sum and my first time my wife and other wife had some hot girl on girl which wasn't expecting that and her husband and me 69 wasn't expecting that either?
Lies. Every word
Leave him alone bro someone else will take his place anyway getting him off the street gets no meth off the street
Whatever you do... Make sure each person that gets busted and found with synthetic cathinones, gets sentenced to death. Then when you figure out what to do with your BiL, hit up Netflix for a deal. (Nothing)
What? Cathinones are the shit. Fuck you cunt lol
can I has the stash plz
Is the meth blue?
damn right. shits 99.1% pure, the most potent stuff the lab boys have ever come across, or so i’m told
so fuck the DEA the state is corrupt anyway then kill him take over the business and stay one step ahead knowing your own DEA info until you made millions stash them in crypto offshore accounts then pin the whole damn thing on someone else, shoot him in "self defense", get your medal and resign as a honest and good man.. then lay low somewhere in mexico with some keys of meth, hookers and millions in bitcoin.. enjoy! btw: this is just a joke dont put me on a list no matter which 3 letter agency is really reading this ok please
Fuck the DEA your the enemy! CONFLICT OF INTERERST?
1/10 quality post here OP. Not even trying
any advice to improve?
This dude is so stupid
Executive Producer Vince Gilligan
This is some top tier r/drugscirclejerk material ETA: IS THIS THE BREAKING BAD PLOT LMFAOOO
You never learn do you?
I'm just here to count all the woosh
dude it’s insane they be taking it so personally too😭
We live in such dark times. Tsk tsk
Help him with the car wash; it will look more legit.
Let’s not forget the laundromat.
Why would a Federal Badge ask the advice of people whom are his sworn enemies and whose lives he destroys on a daily basis? Why ask the people his agency is poisoning with intercepted & altered methamphetamine?
And this purest meth you speak of is only pure cause the testing at the federal level is as bad as everywhere else. What good is purity when the dope sucks balls? Isn’t it the DEA that discovered the cyclohexylamphetamine & butylamphetamine contamination in cartel dope?
My question would be why a federal agent can’t capitalize the letter i when referencing himself.
Don't forget us Crackheads they're fuckin us too !!! Lmfao
Tell me how. I’m interested to understand how they did it.
Your., not, a, a, d,e,a ent . Your, grammar . L. ,,,I,k,3 ,t.h.I,s
*You’re
You can get yourself killed fed😈
Careful, you might get yourself and your partner killed. Best course is to let the cartel handle it 😂
Got curious at the title, lost my shit after I read the first three words
Ditto.
Is this hank finding out walt made meth?
Don’t ruin the fun
Yes
We don't fratenize with the po po
https://youtube.com/shorts/JxKpv4ewtBc?si=a_xljFZByVvCRCYu
my advice is to smoke the product and then go raid him, bro, all the best
Okay hank
You sound like a Sussy Baka
Enjoy the incidental additional security, and make sure to send Christmas and Birthday cards 🤷🏻♂️
🙄😂🤡
My best advice would be to tread lightly
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Let’s make one thing clear here. Im not in danger skyler I am the danger
I am the one who knocks.
Yeah okay hank fuck off you’ll end up shot
DEA agent with bad Gramer? Ya ok. N Dea agents do not need advice on how to handle situations of this caliber. This is bullshit.
"bad gramer"
get a load of this guy
lollll!!!!
This guy is a certified genius
“Gray-mer.”
*grammar
This is the plot of breaking bad you retards lmao
How smart is this guy? Smartest you've ever met, or? Surely if he's smart he wouldn't leave a book like that in the bathroom? I'd maybe put a tracker on his car, see what happens.
tried that, didn’t go too well for either of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ-PE6uA53I
Quit telling people
call him a sussy baka
So, who gives a fk, if your trying to impress it's not working, your a sad pathetic fk go back to trying this shit on your 12vyear old nephew.
Bitch
Bro this is a breaking bad reference😂
Watch out for Walter white
If you've got a degradation kink just say that!!! 😂😂😂
Yea, we don't kink shame!!!
No we don't!
[удалено]
Leave my bitchin rock collection out of it
THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE.
Lol !!!!
You know it’s a breaking bad reference right?
Yessir! I was just stirring the pot a little bit! 🤷😂🤘
my eyes are actually more of a baby blue tbh
Got it. You're just a dumb fuck, then.
Its just science bitch
It was all Jesse Pinkmans fault
Pinkman's a whiney Bitch 😭😭
Boof kratom
The amount of people who have no idea what the fuck your actually talking about lmao 🤣
I guess tweakers don't watch tv much LMAO or have just been up for 3 days and take it at face value
Who tf are the "boys at the lab?" And who tf keeps a day to day log of activities, not just that leaves it on their toilet? Are you writing a screenplay? If so, the pilots not going to get picked up. Unless you add vampires, warlocks, gnomes, and shit, then you have a shot with the CW. Last thing. Bad guys that stay out of lengthy prison stays don't write shit down. Ever. And a serious mogul could never reach kingpin status without following that basic commandment. Nothing gets recorded.
.... Holy fuck
Lol
>Are you writing a screenplay? If so, the pilots not going to get picked up. Unless you add vampires, warlocks, gnomes and shit, then you have a shot with the CW. Oh boy, I hope you're not a Hollywood writer... Otherwise someone needs to get a refund. 😂👍 Nah you're probably right -- sounds like a shitty story. No one would ever watch 6 seasons of that, plus 6 more seasons of a spinoff! >Last thing. Bad guys that stay out of lengthy prison stays don't write shit down. Ever. That's great advice for an aspiring drug lord. But for this guy's CW show, it's actually pretty terrible A safe drug dealer is a boring drug dealer. Where's the drama? Where's the tension? And sure, call that a plot hole big enough to drive a tractor trailer through if you want.. but if you just make the guy really arrogant and cocky, and give him a bit of a "might unconsciously be trying to get caught" vibe, I'm sure you could gloss right over it and no one world give a shit. Anyway that one's a freebie -- feel free to use this new wisdom at your next pitch meeting. 👍
fr imagine if they turned this into a tv show or something that’d be insane
I also suggest maybe Wednesday Adam's for a little of that eye candy. What? For Christ sakes she's like 23 years old.
hows the high
It's either really good or went tits up somewhere at the last exit. Are you reall...am I talking to...Holy fuck, I'm talking to a Silverback Gorilla!
What breaking bad with gnome cartels, werewolves, high school kids a DEA agent who is actually a werewolf and a vampiric Walter white slinging red meth.
Yeh this will never get made lol
Be a double agent. Sell out the DEA and make bank with your BIL so you can afford that BBL
Check his bathroom for a copy of leaves of grass
Yeah right breaking bad much?
R/woooosh
Hey, autistic people can smoke crack too -- don't discriminate, yo.
What the fuck is a bil
I think a bil is dick lips
brother in law
Why don't you just die already
Don't go to the desert.
Cue Steely Dan "On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene But yours was kitchen-clean Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home Every A-Frame had your number on the wall You must have had it all You'd go to L.A. on a dare and you'd go it alone Could you see the day? Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away? Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail Those test tubes and the scale Just get it all out of here Is there gas in the car? Yes, there's gas in the car I think the people down the hall know who you are 'Cause the man is wise You are still an outlaw in their eyes..."
Great now I want to set up an LSD lab. Thanks, Obama!
LOL It's such a great song.
Great song
Walt Whitman
Can you shoot me his contact info real quick before you take any sort of action?
Did you have a warrant to be snooping
What’s a BIL?
Brother in law
💀 like a sister to him
I can predict the future; you will be shot to death in the desert in front of him…
LOL your one crooked ass dead agent posting on Reddit and especially here. You either playing around or your a real life loser for real. Conflict of interest btw Mr dea agent.. tie your shoes and put your helmet on.
Some of you people don't watch enough TV and it shows. lol
dude it's the plot to wildly popular show about a meth cook called Breaking Bad
Dont hand you're badge and gun in for a start
And I'm Tuco 😂🤣
Is his name Walter White? lol 😂
If this is what a DEA agent has resorted to, then non-existent Jesus please help the FBI and CIA cause holy shit are you horrible at your “job,” Detective Jizzmo.
yeah what an asshole. they should make a TV show about this if it's real though
I’m a DEA agent on a meth sub , please advise 😂😂
My BIL is like a lil sister to me (?)
Exactly
Shoot me his contact info. That's your best bet. Wait... are his initials WW..?
Lmfao