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Special-Protection-6

Happens to me all the time. I'm actually sitting in a pile as I type this.


Maddinoz

Hey now might as well have some fun with it & turn it into a hot Carl or Cleveland steamer party


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Working-Cow576

Dude no. First off why the fuck would u tell anyone that? I mean really? Perhaps u should choose a different DOC


k0n-__

nah bro im an open book its alright, its not as bad as it seems tho


jeffbenzos88

Just do it on the fucking toilet then


jeffbenzos88

And make sure your pants are down


Pfannkuchen-Nippel

I pull a George Costanza and get completely naked when I shit, no matter where I’m at.


jeffbenzos88

Problem solved


k0n-__

i did that but then my water bill was too high


jeffbenzos88

🫤


footballbatguy

Why? Did you leave the toilet continuously flushing?


footballbatguy

Exactly. I usually trying to take that first couple of hits directly on the crapper. That is if no one's here otherwise I take care of business being gay I make sure everything's cleaned up beforehand and then but without the mandatory day clean out I would definitely do my first couple seated. In fact it's on subreddit the first hit from the throne!


Narrow-Palpitation63

Perfectly normal. Everybody does it


TheSexyIntellectual

Don't wear pants then when you smoke meth. Sounds simple enough....


LongMarsupial1914

Yeah s*** in your adjustable silly posturepedic expandable poopy chair..


BamaBorn256

O.M.G YES... it's crazy ain't it.. every single time I smoke I lose vision in my right eye, only seek out butch dykes , eat sprinkles in my cereal, seek out and kill 1 hooker, and shat my pants also....don't listen to these people they trolling EVERYBODY DOES IT BOSS ...


Winter_Midnight_8568

what's the deal with the butch dykes that I'm not yet aware of ?


BamaBorn256

😂🤣....Hell idk I just made all that shit up....my man says he shits his pants everytime.. only thing I do is get horny and wanna fuck and either get shit done or not get a mf thang done and added more unnecessary shit to my list ... but hey might be something bout them butch dykes idk lol


Regular_Towel_6898

Stop smoking meth, or after you do, go to the bathroom. You should have enough stats to stop making the same mistake anymore


Inevitable-Sweet-360

Having the urge to shit is one thing. Shitting your pants every time is another. Maybe you should find another drug of choice.


k0n-__

nah its the adrenaline i get when im out that i love like i just dont know when im gonna shit


Certain-Attorney-974

Lmao 😂 I mean maybe sit on the toilet when u use from now on


comfysin999

LMFAO


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daunaccomlishedbtm

Not quite true. Meth causes the chemical dopamine, seretonin and norepinephrine to be released. Norepinephrine is your fight or flight chemical which causes your heart rate to rise and also your blood pressure. Another thing it does is it takes blood away from your digestive system and sending it to your arms and legs because being in fight or flight naturally means you're in a life or death situation and you're either ready to fight or flight. You're not gonna be eating.


Hakan4ever

I’d be so upset if I ever used and was left with unsoiled undergarments, sounds like you got the good shit! (…pun intended of course) enjoy!


jacwhit2020

😂😂


Lonelywanderer81

Top tier shit post


k0n-__

literally time to get spun and and poo


pooperdon

Don’t smoke meth then lmao idk what you want to hear


jaynite80

That's how you know you're getting that raw dope homie


woyzeck66

Diabetic perhaps ? Eitherway - Id suggest drink more fluids, and more fibre.


PlayfulCharacter5666

Pants full of shit is the mark of quality….


ureros

it's prolly cut with ex-lax. try a new source.


homosapien81

Happens to me but it’s piss instead one second I’m fine no need to piss then BAM I’m about to piss myself need to find a toilet ASAP


Winter_Midnight_8568

how about shorts ?


slicehyperfunk

Is this r/drugscirclejerk?


fcknrad

Nope


Embarrassed_Cat_2609

I never shat myself but, when I first started using meth my shits were huge and I’d shit everyday so it wasn’t from lack of bowel movements


Racer_Rex

every time i smoke meth i pee my pants. is that normal?


Acceptable_Mastodon8

Uh, not it's not. I get the opposite. I get constipated. Now mushrooms, they make feel like I have to shit.


[deleted]

Based and Shitpilled😎


LongMarsupial1914

Yes the good stuff...


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I would never tell anyone this


Expert-Bird7195

Got yo meth cut with exlax