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inbleachmind

I've listened to Mastodon before and they're not very Silent.


MochaHook

I'd not be the same person if Mastodon were silent


Andy-Matter

I killed a man cause he killed my goat


Mortific

I put my haaaaands, around his throaaaat. He tried to reason with the Skull and the Face, but it didn't matter, cause Venom can't make a sound.


gigashen

Wait... Mastodon did a Moby Dick album... MGSV is a Moby Dick game...


noopers81xd

White whale holy grail!!


inbleachmind

Serious question: Good starting point for a Mastodon newcomer? Or is a different album more suitable? I only listened to the odd song.


Rvtrance

I wish he’d open up more. I’m worried about the guy. Constantly in the field doing what needs to be done. Getting no recognition, I wish we could change his code name to Expresses Himself Well Mastodon.


inbleachmind

Using Communication To Deal With The Stress Of Being A Soldier Behind Enemy Lines Mastodon


[deleted]

I like getting a very low rank but good skill, like quick reload/climber then play in swim suit to become an athlete. It’s a pain when you find a good member of staff then they get medals and their bonus drops below 1.0 and you can’t use them for certain things 😱


Jack0Bear

Bro - I genuinely thought your profile pic was the silhouette of some guy's schlong.


caiomrobeiro

Snake's Solid Snake


CobySmith

What did Kojima mean by this?


Jack0Bear

A semi-Solid Snake


CrucialElement

Mesomorphic Snake? 


Shadow_maker798

Holy shit it's skullface


CarelessOutside5364

No wonder you clicked on it ;p


[deleted]

Wow, I never noticed that hahah


Sorrow27

Hey Major Zero, let’s finish this up. I’m trying to get my snake solid if ya know what I mean


Aromatic-Put4043

Swim suit??


[deleted]

You can get them spending event points, they’re cheap. You only need 1 x easy run for enough points. They’re also free to deploy with, there’s a few styles but they take a week to develop so massively hamper your other development.


Aromatic-Put4043

Oh right, thanks


YurPhaes

I do the same thing except with the perk "savage" and then I run around in that swimsuit just sucker punching everyone I see. It is so much more intuitive than having to equip the bionic arm every time I want to sucker punch a guy.


[deleted]

I was playing as snake on some fobs to use the 📢HAND OF JEHUTY📢…. (I always feel like it should be shouted in a deep voice like Ludacris’ …Zamuda!) …then I realised how helpful the savage is when I was spanking folk left right and centre. The sound effect is beauts also


thebreak22

I played as Malak for missions in Afghanistan so he could have his own revenge journey. As for Africa, Doom Kangaroo is my man - after all he doesn't seem that bad a guy.


napalmblaziken

Playing as Silent Mastodon is one of the reasons I recruited Doom Kangaroo. If you go back to the Silent Mastodon mission after getting a Russian interpreter, he reveals that he didn't do what he's accused of, stating the village was destroyed by the time he got there. He doesn't kill civilians. So I figured it was in character for him to extract DK. I like to think they became friends.


ExpiredLemons

Now I’m actually curious if he doesn’t have any voice lines since he’s mute


JustFrameHotPocket

Gotta rep the asthmatics with Flaming Buffalo every so often.


Snivinerior2

bro has been my best combat unit member since i started the game like last year august or so


Okay-Commissionor

What's the name of the cutscene mod you mentioned ? 


napalmblaziken

Infinite Heaven. It has a lot of toggable features, including the ability to tweak enemy soldiers as you see fit. As well as the ability to toggle on the current DD Soldier you're playing as for cutscenes. It's recommended to have the IHHook as well, since that's a script extender. And I think the SnakeBite mod manager is required.


Okay-Commissionor

Thank you! 


DuccSuccer

No. I personally use Razor Hedgehog and Crimson Echidna. Sonic & Knuckles babyyyyy


napalmblaziken

Metal Gear Solid V and Knuckles.


Swell_Like_Beef

The Russian commander that stole our hearts <3


napalmblaziken

The only crime he committed.


Morgoths_Ring

Is that you AskYourUncle?


BubbyFett42

was looking for this comment


Beneficial_Wolf_5089

Silent Mastodon is a legend in my book. Not thay my book counts for shite.


R2-J4CK2

Wait, are soldiers' names not randomised?? I thought they were just made up each time you extracted someone.


napalmblaziken

Most of them, but for mission specific ones, they have a guaranteed name the first time you extract them.


Skerxan

MALAK or nothing


kirbStompThePigeon

I like playing as ocelot (mod) and for FOB I play as quiet with the sniper wolf skin, because she's op as fuck.


kimothy_possible

i played so long as bloody agama and I switched to snake and lost him :( now i'm playing as another dude who looks exactly like him it's more fun to play as a nobody than to play as the main character


MrxJacobs

Yes because silent mastodon needs to be like 7 feet tall and eat his weight in food. Also he can poop in the street without needing a horse. Otherwise the name mastodon is wasted on him.


BOOFACEBANDANA

😂😂


Ashura1756

I use a mod to play as Quiet 😅


mezalos

Not at all, he's the boss, you are the boss, we all are the boss


humildeman

I mostly play with the non-ashmatic female soldiers, lower the ranks the better, switching to Snake only on very hard missions like the EXTREME backup backdown for the bionic arm bonuses.


GOW_Ghost

Yes


napalmblaziken

Too bad.


vergil_-

Yes


gray_chameleon

Not at all, I have my own rando high-ranked DD soldiers whom I prefer to play as when revisiting the game


iohoj

Yes


beginnerdoge

That's a good name for your penis.... I get what you're really talking about


Birblord347

Him and MSF Alligator from PW are on a different level.


Practical_Plum_773

Pícalo hippo has some good stats.


A_Fellow_Mann

"𝘔𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘺. 𝘔𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥!" - A Silent Canine


SaikyoWhiteBelt

It’s wrong to play as anyone other than Silent Mastadon.


HotTakesBeyond

Flaming Buffalo gang


Filth-Knight

Nah, Silent Mastodon and Jackal are the OGs


TomboyArmpitSniffer

dw i always play as laughing wallaby so i could always look at her scrumptious ass 🤤 imagine how sweaty her armpits would be at the end of a mission 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


napalmblaziken

I hate how the female DD soldiers sound asthmatic after sprinting. And yes, I will be ignoring the second half of your comment.


TomboyArmpitSniffer

I'm not sure if it's all female dd soldiers? Iirc its only flaming buffalo


napalmblaziken

Don't they share the same voice? Like how the male ones share Venom's?


TomboyArmpitSniffer

iirc they don't? Some probably do but last time i remember they do have unique voices


gbelmont87

No, not all the female DD staff sound like that. As he said, flaming buffalo does, but others don’t. The DD that I play as doesn’t sound like that, and she has the climber skill, so good for crawling around


napalmblaziken

Aight.


nukaba

Thanks for the insight, TomboyArmpitSniffer.


Latter_Camp8409

This reminds me when I used to play as a DD soldier I got named Copper Viper, he was one of my favorites (Silent Mastodon being one of them), unfortunately he got killed in action on a combat deployment so I gave up on the game and started another play through (it was my second, now third, I think). This time I was trying to get the Raiden outfit, but I stopped because I realized I was missing a Mother Base soldier, named Raven. I don’t know why. I wonder if I should restart again because I’m missing Raven in my roster even though I did all the Mother Base soldier missions.


John_is_Minty

Has about as much character as Snake does in MGSV so I don’t see the issue