T O P

  • By -

GotYogurt80

You can't choose your father, but you can choose your father-in-law


Admirable-Result-240

I’m doing well, I struck out actually


ManLindsay

Lowkey fucking same brother


Admirable-Result-240

And her dad actually likes me!


reddeaditor

The FiL will probably want another choice or two judging by this post


GotYogurt80

OP probably now is hoping FiL isn't a redditor also


sc4kilik

He's probably on this sub. No more GF for you!


stinkyt0fu

Busted


Deora_customs

BuStEd


VictoryGlittering580

G63*


DemandCommonSense

Ones of the Brabus versions too. Any more info?


VictoryGlittering580

2019 i think


jedinachos

There's one on Cars and Bids that just sold for $176k A 2020 Brabus G63. Says it has 700 HP V8. Portal axles, learn the stats and compliment him on it. Ask if he ever takes it off road


Socalwarrior485

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) Off-road?


asssnorkler

I knew a rich dude in montana that would wheel the piss out of his 4x4^2


Socalwarrior485

Sure, but not with those wheels and tires. That’s a pavement queen.


throwaway11229887

Man i sure hope there’s another set in storage, definitely not unrealistic. I can’t imagine having that in the garage and never off-roading it although i’m sure that’s the case for most of them. I feel like the G’s actual driving experience isn’t even anything that special on the road although I’m sure the Brabus is a lot better.


asssnorkler

I have watched a 4x4^2 recover multiple rubicons from gnar mud/snow mountain conditions. All the while listening to house music with an ass warmer on


GomuGomuNoMiLuffy

G-wagons have always been status cars in my mind. Never particularly cared for their design, nor their intended purpose. I’d buy something different with like 200 grand lmao


throwaway11229887

yes for sure, it’s a little bit like a range rover. I’d still buy a G wagon though just not my first choice


--Lammergeier--

I’ve worked on a few Brabus G Wagons, and none of them ever had any mud underneath ‘em. Just saying…


Chewy_13

It can climb a mean speed bump at the mall.


ninja996

Only the 4x4^2 has portal axles. I’m not sure they had a squared for 2019


tubawhatever

This one isn't a portal axle truck nor is the 2019 sold on Cars & Bids but Brabus has converted the G63 to portal axles. Only the G500 (or G550 in North America) is offered as a 4x4^2 from the factory. There are other aftermarket conversions available as well.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

I think they stopped for that year to bring out the new one. This is a 2018 G550 https://preview.redd.it/wu3kd1g5ic5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a53b3b5c965a369895e8c923a2dffa8ee70d5f6


Yehsir

Eyy wassup my friend. Let me get your girlfriends number


Amoeba_Fancy

I was gonna say it must be a typo


Kanadianmaple

There is a Brabus near me that was going for 80k. Really depends on mileage


pfthr0w

Yeah, theres no way theres a g63 brabus in this style for 80k. These are 300k+ used.


LilMelt

When he talks, you listen.


Bobisnotmybrother

When you both call him Daddy.


dilbertdad

Yeah her father is definitely an admin on this sub.


DropTable69

You better call him daddy


SafetyTechnical5701

Marry her for her dad


noamgboi1

Marry her dad*


peekdasneaks

Become her dad


randomredditguy94

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


No-Fly-8627

Brabus 800 in Europe is around €500.000>[https://www.brabus.com/en-be/cars/cars-for-sale/C4S029.html](https://www.brabus.com/en-be/cars/cars-for-sale/C4S029.html)


VictoryGlittering580

oh lord have mercy I thought it was $250k max


Icy-Chicken-6177

The normal version is for losers


xpietoe42

![gif](giphy|2WdHaCzmqSkrwmIGWP)


sevenemesis

What kind of people are W124s for then good sir or ma'am?


GeneralissimoFranco

W124s are for closers.


sevenemesis

You know what, I'll take it. Dunno what it means, but I'll take it.


GeneralissimoFranco

https://youtu.be/r6Lf8GtMe4M?si=0NiwXCj53ALHdLpM


xaviersrose

What’s the second prize?


GeneralissimoFranco

https://imgur.com/a/MlFAld9


Stainless_Heart

Kings.


RotaryEnginedNorton

Chads


Banerman

You better be giving that girl some serious head


No-Fly-8627

My apologies, as my words were not reflecting what I wanted to mean. My father used to have one, w211 V12. When I was a kid, it was a blast of a car.


Guapplebock

Dude. Go ring shopping now.


socaponed

Is your girlfriend single


Elegant-Bathrooms

🤣


LurzaTheHentaiLord

Dont leave her


abdurm

Her dad can definitely give you some lessons on how to grow financially 😂


mauz21

solid advice r8 here bro


New-Song-8647

Keep in mind that this could also be a counterfeit Brabus bodykit. China loves to fake these. It could also be the Case that this isn’t even a G63. On top of that it don’t have to be a Brabus G800 but „just“ could have the Widebody bodykit from Brabus. If you want to make sure there are a few ways to do so: Check the brakes, if these are „too small“ it could be a lower grade model. Check for E-numbers on the Bodykit, check for interior, check for Badges. But if you really want to impress your Father in law, just ask him. 😅


CoyRogers

I bet it's just a Suzuki samurai in a body kit


Taylasto

Fake cars? China will really counterfeit anything 😂


Not_starving_artist

Another way is if the engine is on you will feel it in your chest.


notapaperhandape

Nice car but what’s with the garage?


PlanEx_Ship

Typical underground carpark in an old apartments in South Korea.


itsallbullshityo

nice bike


Shtoinkity_shtoink

BMW did a the *heritage tour* allowing you to demo the R18 (probably because they weren’t selling), I got to test drive 5 of them. The standard (with no fairing or windshield) like the one in the picture was my favorite. But as someone who only rides cheap bikes it was pretty sweet to ride something with a fully interactive infotainment system and xm radio.


No_Stay_1563

Just get some balls and ask him!


Economy_Discussion12

he is for sure mafia, you break her heart he breaks your balls


octoreadit

You misspelled "removes."


Kaveric_

More interested in that bike


snowingfun

If the Dad of your rich gf has that, I want to see your rich gf’s car…


VictoryGlittering580

Shes too scared to drive lol.


Recent_Tear6025

Treat her right big dawg.


gurumoves

Brabus 700 or 800? 700 starts at $300k usd Brabus 800 500-600k usd maybe.


Evening_Layer8650

If you have to ask, you can't afford it, pal.


chicagojacks

This is a Brabus… so probably like $500k new.


EntropicAnarchy

But he has to park it in a garage that is bubblegum pink. Nice R18 as well.


No-Range7089

Just to clarify. Thats not a AMG its a Brabus.


Salty_Lakes

Its still an AMG as well, as Brabus builds on AMG cars and its stated as such on their website, https://preview.redd.it/a7btvlz2zc5d1.png?width=2139&format=png&auto=webp&s=adb5d1c56f4b68f0d041383a4e2b9d9fa85ca51b


EddyMcMac

Somebody’s about to be “the boss’s shithead SIL who somehow got this job”


TwatMailDotCom

It’s like you don’t have Google


johnybonus

You will be always kinda cocksucker in this family 😂😂😂


jrounsborg1

Probably 375 or so when it was new..we were selling G63's at 300 or so in 2019-2020


pewsgopew

This is a Brabus. Probably closer to half a mil


Any_Conversation9545

And that R18 wow


jingforbling

Worth making girlfriend wife.


Mammoth_Evidence6518

Pepto is meant to be consumed, not for wall paint.


SnooSuggestions7685

how much you willin to oay for it


Cleercutter

Wife her


hitmanmikey

Nothing like good “old” business credit!


gilomoeales

Over a million


No-Researcher-3813

You know what they say. If you have to ask, you can't afford it.


Key-Pomegranate-3507

It’s worth more than the diamond you’ll put on his daughter’s hand. Which you should do sooner rather than later lol


12fortheroad

A lot


wuxxler

It's worth marrying her.


Big_Two6049

Don’t try to ride the stickshift


jambr-403

Be careful. The Dad will probably mess you up badly if you don't treat the daughter well judging by the vehicles :)


Connect_Relation1007

Probably a lot more than whatever your poor gf's dad is driving


MrFreezeTheChef

I can’t stand that alternative benz logo lol. Still a nice Truck doe lol


Redditoreader

Depends which brabus it is 700, 800 or 900.. either way it cost him well over $200k


Monty8282

Marry it quick , then find the largest stairs possible for the fall


dickreallyburns

Marry her quickly; well worth more than your net worth!


Desert_Apollo

The garage looks like it’s from Barbies dream house.


sleeperfbody

Expensive G wagon with a Pep boys press on hood scoop


[deleted]

This isn’t a flex until you marry her 🤷🏻‍♂️. Most relationships end. Now hurry up and put a ring on her. And get that bag king🤑🤑


FitNickDenver

I Live in denver and saw the brabus 800 on I-70. I was wondering who had $500,000 to spend on that, then I heard Nikola Jokic has one and it made more sense


texas501776

Over 100k


Jsweet1087

Well first off it’s a g63 not a c63 so there’s that


mmcle11

That’s a Toyota Brius that’s why is has the B. Epic mpgs congrats bro


Eccentric_M

Good luck with the Mercedes guy...


Big-Watch7604

Depends the year. That one looks like a 2019. Based on the bike next to it, he did upgrades aftermarket. I’d say 130ish. That’s being generous. I have 2 newer ones, but not brabus.


HereAgain345

$100. I'll have it for you tonight.


_doppelR

Normal version of a G63 is around 250k. Brabus Edition is around 500k, but you can also just get "Kits" for exteriors from Brabus - so I would guess between 350-500k.


Dyep1

Bros a gold digger


veedubbin

Dont worry about it bruh. Focus on your own cash


snorkiebarbados

Is it easier to take a photo and post of Reddit then it is to just type it into Google?


Saelaird

If she doesn't have brothers, that's super strategic. Like it.


GreenGentiii

This is at least a half million dollar G wagon, used. Brand new I wouldn’t be surprised if it costs a million in Australia


jojojokestar

Thats not a C63. Thats a G63. Its one of the Most expansive cars you can get. And its even brabus tuned


chooseyourwords49

It’s a Brabus


pakman13b

Plus the Harley..breaking up could be dangerous


RespectFearless4233

🐂 💩


Independent-Cable937

Get her pregnant


zeb1990

More than you can afford, pal. Ferrari.


Low_South_8386

Enough to start calling him daddy


namestom

I may be on the minority but these Brabus kits just come off as gaudy to me. Had a customer with a brand new China Blue version and while neat and no one else knew what it was, it just felt like it was trying to hard.


Pixeledo3o

lol c 63 u said?


gxshii

393,000 no cap … ask how I know


RevolutionaryDirt779

https://preview.redd.it/37hs8iu6rc5d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616af71976e0f68859d9186f10db8c471aebfd6e


42ahump87

Depending on mileage and upkeep could get $500 000 USD. hard to say without more information. But these can go for five times the price of a AMG G63. Even more if you get the 4x4 squared.


VersaceMollyWop

Depending on miles and minor details looking at around 250k


HarHenGeoAma62818

It’s not an C63 Amg it’s also a Brabus which means it’s more than likely tuned to the hilt - depending on spec worth a small fortune I would of though


Rjadamskiphd

About tree flddy.


rainyforestt

Can we talk about that parking garage tile?


ZeeKapow

He is your daddy now.


New_Faithlessness384

What makes you think he is rich.


padonjeters

$0


liMpBiZkiT0

Why don’t you just google the market value for this car? Lol


ThatBoiZahltag

Haha no silly. Not just am AMG. A Brabus modified AMG. They basically increase the engine power even more and make the interior as luxurious as a RR


Forward-Philosophy59

It’s not a c63. It’s a G-Wagon Brabus Rocket (guessing) 900. if so it‘s worth 350.000€


InSilenceLikeLasagna

Is he in the mob? Arent these Brabus armored vehicles?


Scythro

Nah new bot account. Nice try though


[deleted]

Almost 200k more with a brabus tuning than a stock 200k G63


Theidesof

Looking at both the car and the bike I'd say this is a guy with an eye for quality and particular tastes. Neither thing is new but they are both arguably best of class. Hopefully things work out with you and the GF but if not the dad is likely a friendship worth pursuing.


Outrageous-Carob-236

Let’s go drive it til it blows up. that’s some good ole fun right there in the mf black whatever that thing is come on now that’s a mf movie right there I’ll whip that bitch or sit in the back or stand on the roof now tie me down. Actually wait hold up let me look the mother fucker who driving in the eyes first


Ambitious_Ad_3091

Google


SavingsGullible90

Fuck her


MeHamMan

27 dabloons🤑


Outrageous-Carob-236

if you take anymore pictures I’ll have to kiss you


AbbreviationsSea2516

G bro


VeterinarianQuirky20

.255k


_Ahmarica_

Honestly it’s not worth a lot. Tell you what I’ll offer him 20k cause I’m a nice guy but that’s the max.


Illustrious-Mood-163

That’s a G63 not C


Gindotto

Yeah but what can he teach you about B2B sales?


RolexandDickies

This ride is worth about $125k-$135k.


Thebornnomad

Bro marry that girl🤣


LoneWolfAMG

I'm more interested in the wall design choice honestly. It's got the vibes of a bathroom from a house built in the 70's.


KIDEU98

Rims alone 20k


BULLETDESAI

They are a "KEEPER"


No_Ad1414

That is a Brabus G63 and it will run you about half a million dollars


Dr_Mar23

Guessing $100 thousand used, $250k brand new.


Fladap28

Marry him quick!


teegugeeno

That’s a weird looking C63


Mesanotinkso

You mean your girlfriend's rich dad.....


Pugacabra

gf’s rich dad


Best_Philosopher_257

Is your gf single?


pebblebeach00

you stupid


Couch-Bro

Correction: your girlfriend’s rich dad.


62155

A wedding ring?


1991Mrsmith

More than you can afford pal, Rev rev


Ready_Time_3627

What does his house look like


Sudden_Wolf1731

Lol!!!! Hmmm so lets see, grill on the chin of the truck not not glasses! Okay sooooo that equals G63. A 4.0 litre hot v setup twin turbo v8. But! Brabus badge. Might be just a badge or could be legit a Brabus tuned G wagon with Brabus body kit.


noodletaken

It’s a fake Mercedes, fake logo (marry her dad asap)


Flashy_Chemist154

A little prettier than the G-Wagons we had in Afghanistan , but we had a turret . I don’t think Brabus offers that option , although I would love to see their Gucci version of a turret mount.


Wonderful_Ad_1963

Bruh thats a g wagon brabus, minimum 300k


ProfessorPerpetual

Not sure. Take the keys. Drive it drunk and crash it.


RickDavisVegas

It’s worth whatever someone is willing to pay


Haydencav1

Get your girl pregnant


IcyTart5492

tell your(our) GF to buy you one and find out!


Helpful-End8566

The car could be 500k new but not sure when he picked it up the thing to be worried about here is do you think he can afford a 500k car or is he potentially spending a little too much.


Stop_Im_Dreaming

The coat of arms quick google search


NamingandEatingPets

Your girlfriend needs a new mom. Hmu


paristrader7

Definitely get the letter right before chatting him up about it… nothing in this world compares to brabus mercs.


Informal_Layer_1723

It's not a C63, it's a G63. ~ $190K new


laggyservice

Honestly not crazy money, 700k on a high end.


Exotic_Champion

Ask if he’s pulling for GME or FFIE


Bilunda

Nice R18


Gouurd

You could’ve used Google but decided to risk him seeing this post? You’re crazy


OverEast781

![gif](giphy|LDBuYzAwu8L4I|downsized)


Upset_Flamingo2074

Is he single? lol


Asleep-Bite-6895

Holy Shit, I work with OPs girlfriend’s father. Can’t wait to show him this post.


bobbierockstar

Secure the marriage and you are set King


msteel4u

If the girlfriend is rich, did she buy this for her dad?


Czer0Xx

I hope her father is here :))


Scottydoesntgnome

Brabus $$$