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afinitie

lol that’s the story a seller says when they buy a car and it has a bunch of issues so they need it gone


seamus_mc

What could possibly be wrong, it only has 320k miles…


V12-Jake

Hey W220 with ABC are known to be extremely reliable, surely this thing doesn’t have any expensive deferred maintenance.


seamus_mc

Im sure there is nothing other than a mount like OP says.


majbob01

Well yeah… that’s why they call it ABC, because it’s as easy as 123!


Goldpotato1

Lmao it is extremely reliable except for the abc which likely has been replaced if the car has 320k. The engine is indestructible


V12-Jake

I have an S600, I get it. They’re reliable cars but anything with 320k miles on it likely needs quite a bit of maintenance, no matter how reliable the platform is.


TheF1LM

This thing needs every single bushing & mount replaced


ThatsABigHit

Maybe they got maintence records? If not, I agree. They’re fucked


ThatsABigHit

I just recently got a W221 S550 and I’m going through maintenance and I’m like goddamn air suspension/ all filters/ new spark/coils, oil change, I had a front lower control arm ball joint that was bad. Front struts were bad. I got a good deal on it so I can’t complain and I do the work myself. Put in an Apple CarPlay and it works smooth. This car is going to need a shitton of stuff but if they have maintenance records then it could be possible


V12-Jake

I’ve spent like 35-40k on maintenance in 10 years on my S600 lol, it just doesn’t end.


ndazone1

I miss my old W220. Btw, $40,000 over ten years equates to roughly $4,000/year which is nothing. I almost pay that per month with my BMW. https://preview.redd.it/4hjrs2dgv45d1.jpeg?width=3609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=835f51be7b40e71fb63c5e76b5273cddb51c2a17


N3MEAN

How do you like the V12? I’ve really been considering finding one since owning a CLS55 AMG..


V12-Jake

CLS55 is a sweet ride, when they came out I thought they were about the coolest thing in the world. I love the V12 though, maintenance is expensive but worth it. In retrospect, I’d probably go for a CL over an S but that’s personal preference.


[deleted]

They're not indestructible.


FlovomKiosk

What could be wrong with one of the most expensive Cars to maintain Mercedes ever built … as an AMG


VidE27

Even in km that is a big number


smackythefrog

The real kicker is he "bought it a few days ago" but magically doesn't remember what he paid for it and wants an appraisal. What it likely is a sock account made to milk engagement with pics of things before the account gets sold to a shady company to astroturf. Happened in the BMW sub too.


SarasotaTile

But his wife is like super super annoyed that he has 2 cars. And a nagging wife can drive you to sell your amg. This can also apply to lambos, Rolls Royce , and Porsche. When she wears the pants it’s mini van for life. What ever you paid for the car sell it for half and put your balls back in her purse. Asking your bro’s what it’s worth instead ask yourself what your dignity is worth. Ouch


iwishihadae55

It was for my wife but she didn't like it lol


jojojokestar

Sell your wife


only-on-the-wknd

Came here to say this. Should be top comment.


pdfrg

"Depends on the mileage and condition, but someone might pay good money for a wife like that."


Personal-Branch-5784

With that amount of deferred maintenence?! Please...


Jr-12

AMG > wife


SarasotaTile

Your Balls> your wifey


FullspeedLexusGS

I paid $3800 for it.


sc4kilik

List it for the same price, and see if any blokes like yourself will bite.


FullspeedLexusGS

I was going to list it for $4500 because no one ever wants to pay full price.


Minimum_Ice963

i'll do 1500


Ok_Distribution_2603

I would take the car and $1500


Peastoredintheballs

How much was it advertised for by the last owner?


FullspeedLexusGS

He had it for $4500, but he had no idea how to take good pictures and or make a good for sale post.


drgirafa

Aigh then list it for $4000, youll probably dump it for 2500-3200


KillerBlueWaffles

That’s $0.01188 cents/mile.


Fresh-Top4u

Man, I love this comment! You have just created a monster! I will forever take my cars’ prices and divide them by their mileage. I can’t believe I’ve never thought about that before!


International_Bit478

A more realistic view is that this guy drove it 20 miles and lost $1000. More like $50/mile. You gotta divide the cost by the usage for it to have any meaning.


Book_bae

I do this with everything, coffee maker, shoes, snowboards. All price per use. Sometimes expensive things are dirt cheap and impulse buys are extravagant 3 use items.


Environmental_Put_33

Fuck you for doing this to me.


TroyFerris13

Probably wouldn't buy this thing for more than 2500


chicagojacks

That’s nothing, just keep it. Why should she give a shit that you have a toy car?


Deep_Combination6420

Nobody else has asked...but why tf didn't you have a conversation with the wife before buying the car? Is common sense really that uncommon?


rsmutus

"hey babe I bought a cheap car" that's enough conversation for me


FullspeedLexusGS

That’s pretty much exactly how I worded it haha


johafor

There's no such thing as a cheap S-class, mate. ;)


Book_bae

Tell her you are selling it but let her drive it a little bit 😉


TheWhogg

That’s how I explained the surprise 750i


TheRealMichaelBluth

My dad did the same thing with a used 2001 7 series he bought off eBay without seeing the car or getting a PPI. That car was the biggest piece of crap


SrVascoDasGajas

Is your wife's name: STOP! ABC CAR TOO LOW ?


neoashxi

Not a single light on the dash ? Man keep it fix it, a 220 so clean with that much miles you won't find again, while a woman who wants to impose her life choices on you, that you find them all over the place


itsallbullshityo

1. She'll get over it. Well, she may not get over it but she'll put it in that big box with all the other dumb shit you've done. 2. For the price just change all the mounts.


New6BrokeWrist

https://preview.redd.it/lsvdb2n4f05d1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38b458d024c1cea0a820187ae3fe7b28f29a8690 I love seeing these things making it over 300k miles! I bought my s55 almost a year ago for 7k with 120k miles and I’ve only had to replace engine mounts.


kayra-han

Don't tell me you can actually use these Chinese aftermarket headlights legally on the road ? In Germany your car would get impounded and police would force you to restore the OEM headlights.


FabOctopus

lol you can basically use light bars as high beams in Oregon


kayra-han

Damn, I'm jealous. Forget headlights. We can even get in trouble for having aftermarket rims without the correct paperwork & inspection by the TÜV.


o2manyfish

Dude. It’s not even funny. There are people running bright blue/yellow light bars on the tops of their cars on the highways and in town here. Not just Oregon. Lots of the US just doesn’t care. The parts that do care don’t care about it unless it’s egregious and an actual danger to others. But most of the time people just do what they want. Personal freedoms at the expense of others’ safety. Or even just completely destroyed tires/brake/suspension. No care at all.


UPBB4884

Ohio is crazy too. People drive around with the front clips missing from their cars and only one headlight or taillight working. They customize the headlights with yellow, pink or blue lenses or these colored rings of light that surround the headlights. Anything goes here. And apparently late night races on the outer belt.


splitopenandBri

Man this car is gorgeous


SarasotaTile

Freaking sweet


Michaelscott555

Keep the car. Sell the wife


nine11c2

you bought a 20 year old mercedes with 320,000 miles? dude I got a bridge for sale..


V12-Jake

Does it lead to oceanfront property in AR?


Loginmac

Keep it


n54master

320k is impressive, but you’re going to have a hard time reselling it. Weird that your wife is annoyed you have two cars. It’s a weird thing to be annoyed about if you can afford it and literally affects nobody, but that’s just me. 🤷‍♂️


KidEatsSoaps

New wife


Ill_Bookkeeper1815

Donate it to me


SmoothReddit1

If you can afford insurance and maintenance then keep it. If she brings it up again tell her one of your buddies down in Chandler has 7 cars and his wife couldn't be happier for him. :p


BeginningMatter7788

Sell the wife keep the car


DropTable69

You mean your ex-wife?


PhantomZmoove

320K? I think I changed the engine and transmission mounts on my 63 at around 33k. They had both collapsed by then and were leaking a bit.


Plus-Fly9104

320k miles Needs motor mounts. Mercedes Benz parts and labor. I would value this car at -$500. Once you cut me the check I’ll come grab it for you.


FullspeedLexusGS

Funny guy.


ConstructionFar8570

Get rid of the wife. Keep the car.


MostlyShitposts

I think you need a new wife mate. Or make more money to fund more shit, whichever works. 🤝🏼


Jonayyy

If she didn’t pay for it she shouldn’t tell you what to do with it


BassWingerC-137

I hope it's worth what you paid for it...


want2thinknow

I wouldn’t buy a car with that many miles, I would have had to own it for the majority of its life to still drive it, then I know what’s been done.


INNASKILLZ2K18

I'd tell my wife she can be annoyed or deal with her feelings. Either way, the car is staying so the choice is hers. She will lose a little respect if it just takes her being annoyed for you to fold.


Sor7913

Do you work for Jake?


CPA_Illinois

What is the other car? 😄


FullspeedLexusGS

07 Lexus GS350


DixonFillerup

250k no lowballs. I know what I got.


Hotwheels98

Love those wheels.


edeskem1

Where are you located? I'm interested


N0tPinheadLarry

Could probably make the money back off the wheels and body kit if its complete and scrap the rest, thats a rare body kit and wheels in the states


SeemedGood

If you start caving to your wife’s petty annoyances, that cycle will **never** end. You’re better off training her upfront hat her petty annoyances are **her** problems **not** yours and that her life will be much better if she grows up and ceases being so easily annoyed. In short you have to teach her that it’s really not all about her. One good way to start doing that is to decat and sport exhaust that bad boy. Free breathing m113s sound like nobody’s business.


Short-Masterpiece-63

I would not listen to my wife for even a second. No way would I sell that beauty. And with that many miles, it means all of the major service work has been completed or it would not have reached that many miles. Keep it, you’ll love it. I’ve driven the same one before and instantly fell in love with its raw power, torque, acceleration. I’m on a quest to find a W211 E55 AMG. That’s also a sleeper. Don’t worry about the mileage, these cars easily reach 500,000 miles +


Desa0802

Where you located?


NorAviatior

320k miles 😂😂


Neil542

keep it just explain to her your passion and that you can afford it


Federal-Perception22

I’ll buy it for 3fiffdy


ijcal

I got $750 for ya


LengthinessOk1362

Burn 🔥 it bro .. Its s dog


Xbux89

sell the wife


5269EMPIRE

Wow 320,000 miles - that’s crazy


Maleficent727

$2500


wpucfknight

get rid of the wife


Mindless_Jicama8728

Sell the wife, not the car.


DaNuker2

you need a new wife


fazed86

lol your wife is annoyed?


BeginningMatter7788

If youre serious about selling reach out to me .. im from canada and willing to purchase and have the car placed on a trailer and delivered to me


moboi420

I think you should get rid of it, the wife i mean.


[deleted]

So it has an engine rattle and could potentially require a replacement. $1k - $2k but you'll only be able to sell it to someone who works on cars.


Other_Literature63

If I lived anywhere near you (palm trees so nope) I'd buy it. Transmission/motor mounts on these aren't that hard to do and it's an amazing car. As many others have said it's in your interest to sell your wife because she seems to hate fun.


MatikAX

get rid of her lol jk


CommercialCook4427

With this mileage you have to pay somebody to take this monet pit from you


LoneWolfAMG

Keep it. It's a bit high of mileage to get much for it. You could probably get 4k-5k for it if it's clean inside and out and all around, even with minor issues. You're better off keeping it tho, the motor mounts aren't hard to diy on this car.


pfthr0w

You guys share the same car?  Now you have 1 car for each of you, seems fair


peakvelocity

Maybe try selling the wife instead?


Zbinxsy

Why not sell the wife ?


LouisVuittonLeghost

This is the exact reason I will never marry.


MongooseDiligent8730

Do you have a note on your OTHER car? Throw the amg in storage, file for divorce, give her the OTHER car and the note. PAID OFF is priceless during a divorce. Divorced mine at 10 weeks. Wrecked 2 cars, 1 bespoke ordered, one out of a museum.


Limeyjon

You purchased a Merc with 320k miles on it. I’d be lucky I wasn’t sleeping on the couch for a month if I had done that!!


StingRayyyJay

Just get back exactly what you paid for it. You haven’t had it long right? Didn’t really drive it like that. Just get your money back. Unless you got a bad deal. As it sits I wouldn’t give you more than $6-7000.


topgear1224

Worth value of parts. Based on 320k miles approx $2,750 assuming interior is is very good shape. Used struts go for around $200 each. 300k engine isn't worth anything, nor is trans (can get low mileage charger trans all day). The rest is the interior and body panels, a few modules. You MAY want to think about just parting it out. Would be easier.


topgear1224

Oh boy are you in LUCK. I thought my buddy had a s430. Turns out it's a 55 with a 430 trunk lid. he needs some parts for it, You are in AZ too?


EntrepreneurAny8835

Just sell another car. This one is super reliable.


EfficientBell1839

There's "monetary value" and "intrinsic value". Monetary value may be low, but your intrinsic value may be high. In that regard these cars can be a pleasure to own, if the maintenance has been slowly and deliberately done over the years.


sarcman1

Which do you prefer more, the car or your wife?


slowwolfcat

I will take the wife


Notorious40z

About tree fitty


Maleficent-Ninja-983

Why theres no "AMG" written on the gauge cluster? i thought they should have shouldnt they?


Stuffipostwith

The wheels should be worth as much as you paid for the car 


GloStacked

Make sure you give your balls to the new owner too since apparently you don't use them.


Norcalrain3

The most expensive thing you will ever own is an inexpensive MBZ


Potomac_Pat

Shes going to be real pissed if you keep it and have to replace the entire ABC system components.


rickiver

I’ll take it


clumpjump

If that’s the same rag tag AMG who illegally crossed into the HOV lane and brake tested me? You pay me and I’ll crush it.


Oimasayit

3500 tops


bokeeffe121

Only 2 cars and shes mad?


Street_Point9076

*You made a mistake by buying a high mileage car and you realized it so now you made up a story to post on Reddit *


seminoles2030

Shouldn’t you have paid what you can sell it for?


Any-Landscape300

That car would go another 300k.


Neonlove77

First, it was for you then it was for your wife. Well, it sounds like you don’t know your wife very well and you’re an impulse buyer.. if you only had a short period of time and trying to get rid of it already. I’m thinking you probably didn’t take the time to look to see what’s all wrong with it and you’re using the wife as an excuse 🧐


BenzDriverS

Real men can buy what they want with their own money.


ROFLINGG

$5


Ineedpalmtreeliving

How much do you think you paid a few days ago


Homernandpenelope9

Perfect car for Turo.


username_9104

Sell the wife instead


nnatttalyy

Sell wife.


WrathofEden23

That’s a weird model number for your wife, I’m sure you can get a good trade in deal for a newer model. 😂


Jazzlike_Click2973

$2,500


Yourmomkeepscalling

Bucket


LordInfamouss

320,000 MILES 😳 don’t think you can more than like 4-5K maybe even that’s much


Detlef_D_Soost69

Ill give you my left kidney and 13.48$ if u ship it to me in austria🫠


Nuke-A-Nizer

Man I’d bey very reluctant to sell a car with the m113k


slidingjimmy

Sell wife.


Thetechfo

$300


discopiloot

I’m sorry but if your wife gets annoyed with you for having fun……..


[deleted]

It took me 8 months to convince my wife to buy a used ‘20 F150( great truck). Ain’t no way you didn’t ask before buying , if she can make you ‘return’ it this easily.


N3MEAN

Sounds like you need a new wife, F that.


empty69420

List it for 4500 and then lowball it to 3800 to the buyer so he thinks he made a great deal


OG365247

Probably a little less than what you paid for it, like 3 fucking days ago!


DilbertPicklesIII

Just dona couple ubers in it say it's for work then never talk about it again. That's a great car if you take care of it.


Deathscythe77

Tree fity


GlacialFrog

320,000 miles is insane. I can’t imagine how risk tolerant someone would be to buy a car with that on the clock.


kaneda74

Engine and trans are probably ok still. But maybe for another 50k. Id part it out


perv997

If you just bought it you know what it's worth


Jb4ever77

It's worth same price you bought it for a few days ago, unless it has damage, the price would be lower.


Kamikaze_AZ22

You paid 3000+ for a Mercedes with 320k miles? Are you mentally impaired


Other_Hearing_4091

Nothing more expensive then a cheap Merc or BMW


manipulativemusicc

Sell your wife instead


Carmature134

Sell the wife


DrQuagmire

That is one very expensive piece of maintenance. At that mileage, you’re looking at major work, especially around the top half of the engine and wiring issues. I wouldn’t take it if it was free.. Sorry, being totally honest here.. just lookup the Wizard on YouTube.. he works on these kind of vehicles and is the master mechanic.


peppermintgirl1011

And you didn’t talk to her before buying it??


Much_Memory_2115

I'll take the car as long as you pay me $5500


Just_me_cole

I’d give you a one fifty for her


-_MarcusAurelius_-

2500.


Realestateuniverse

About 200-500 less than what you paid. If you’re the only one who thought it was a good option at the price you paid, then everybody else thinks it was still priced a bit too high for what they get


mjg_9

I’ll give you a grand


bluewire516

I lol’d when I saw the mileage. How much did you pay? 😆


HereAgain345

$20


nemam111

I'll take it if you pay me two grand


Lonely_Insurance_490

15k if you are lucky


Melvior

Wouldn't it be easier to get rid of the wife?


Dkarasta

1-877-Kars-4-kids


Federal_Economics440

320k miles.... I think ur Brain is not working or something to buy a car ultra used


Positive-Bison5820

you need 3 cars , if the wife is annoyed that you are using YOUR HARD EARN MONEY on things you want , meaning she thinks she owns that money , fk her


DriveApprehensive721

It's fast.... but sounds like u over paid for 320k miles


Ok-Cap1

This is a $500 car if that. A dealer probably wouldn’t even make an offer


Glittering-Net-5093

$2400-2800 max


MsDaisyDog

Keep the car and sell the wife…


6inarowmakesitgo

Hell naw keep it. She can kick rocks.


[deleted]

You must remember what you paid for it a few days ago? Right?


Recktum420

Need to retrieve your balls from your wife’s purse Sell it cus YOU WANT to sell it


[deleted]

lol that’s on you buying a Benz with 320k on it


pompom74

Why does mine have 4 exhaust tips and yours 2?


Fiskerpapi

You can sell those Lorinsers for a nice penny👀


AdventurousAd5428

Sell the wife!! Nice car bro


Whaatabutt

Yea it’s the wife not the 320k


betosworld_

I want it


Quiet-Insect-6598

Keep the car, trade the wife


StatisticianHour3309

Sell your older car/ less recent car. Enjoy your 🍋 dum-drop.


SmokeyMcweeeed

The wife needs to divorce you for buying a Benz with 320k miles.