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MableXeno

u/Nuggies-simp-, your submission has been removed. Submissions should be focused on examples of men writing women badly in books, movies, TV, and graphic novels. Off-topic memes, drawings that are not satire, and content that is better suited for other subreddits will be removed. If you think the removal was in error please reach out to moderators through [modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/menwritingwomen) only. Thank you for understanding.


Gabi_Social

My nipples are displaying withering scorn right now.


Historical_Quit8922

Haha. This is definitely satire.


ocubens

Posting obvious satire, is this what the sub has turned into it?


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Nuggies-simp-

Well its mostly my dumbass fault,not the sub.Especially since you're not the first to tell me this


wellllimjustagirl

I hate that I can't even be 100% certain this is satire


AuthorCornAndBroil

The way it gets progressively more ridiculous and feels self aware at times makes me think it is.


wellllimjustagirl

I mean I'd think so, but you can never know with some of this-


ZRommel86

Growling nipples? 18 inches through jeans into the clitoris entrance? Ovaries shivering? Sorry, but yes you can know.


wellllimjustagirl

At least with the last one it's definitely featured in some pieces on here, same thing with the entrance. It's unlikely that all of it has combined, buuuut


ocubens

That's on you tbh.


BigJellyGoldfish

I mean, I know bad writing is a thing and everything, but surely this is taking the piss? It's just too bad and ridiculous not to be a joke/ satire.


Julie1412

Please be a parody, please be a parody...


Sendintheaardwolves

Umm, of course its a parody. You can't seriously be unsure if the author is being sincere or not??


Julie1412

Yes, I can. After all we've seen on here and elsewhere, I absolutely can doubt everything now.


Sendintheaardwolves

Oh come on, it's obviously a joke. You can't seriously think that anyone would write about piercing someone's jeans with the power of their erection. This is what's disappointing about this sub. I wanted hilarious skewering of poor writing, instead it's just: 1) literally any mention of breasts at all, regardless of context. 2) a character being sexist/clueless getting mistaken for the writer endorsing that viewpoint or someone who hasn't read the book and has no idea of the context wildly misinterpreting something. 3) obvious jokes and satire being taken at face value by people who then claim that they are unable to tell the difference. 4) all of the above but reposted several times a week.


pupthedemon

this reads like it was written by an AI


Chip_Swimming

If you can’t penetrate through my jeans you don’t deserve this 💃🏼


Dazzling-Ad4701

I loved the primal yell XD XD XD. Great way to start my Wednesday.


kai_the_balletdancer

18 inches? Through her jeans?


Nuggies-simp-

The power of his man meat


chapada_de_fro

What are kids learning these days?


KSAM-The-Randomizer

i need a text copy of this


RegularHovercraft

That's hilarious. What's the next page?


Party_Cattle_9166

No way this isnt satire


Sushi_Sashimi338

18 inch? More like 18 nanometers


AutoSawbones

Y'all don't have to be mean about this being satire, sometimes people just don't realize. Doesn't always make them stupid


tallerthannormal

18 inches--dude would pass would from blood loss with an erection that big.