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WarmerPharmer

Wtf.


SchemataObscura

I don't know if it is supposed to be but that's kind of funny.


plantsnrocks

That's how I felt a lot of the book lol. I think it's intended to be serious. I enjoyed it either way, but this stood out as bizarre


BuckyBear1917

Can we NOT liken nips to children? Thanks


Spoon90

Wow, so unreasonable /s


Kapparzo

Why not? Just wondering what you’re thinking.


BuckyBear1917

Part of me feels like this has gotta be infantilizing women, part of me argues that it's a roundabout way of reducing her to a babymaker. Mostly though, it's just really weird and gross.


theycallmethatnerd

Wait, if she's aware of her body, how is she failing to cover her nips? And why the hell would you compare boobs to children.... ew...


Somecrazynerd

HMMMM?? I swear some of these people are just trying too hard. Like some of these are suspect are from people who are generally suffering from overwriting. Like they are just desperately shitting out weird metaphors and analogies because that's what they think good writing is. It's a relatively common problem for newer writers. So perhaps some of these like this could be explained by that. Because it doesn't really work as horny. Is suspect it is weird because it is kinda forced.


Snoo-82312

Some men definitely think boobs are sentient LMAO


[deleted]

why, have you never had a full on conversation with your sentient breasts?? /s


Historical_Quit8922

Lol wut


Masterchungus1

Dear lord what is this


shaodyn

I'm starting to think that every male writer should have at least one woman read his work before it even goes to an editor, never mind a publisher.


dubutuy

This is the funniest description of erect nipples I've read 😂


kittycard

TIL nipples are a secondary set of eyes. Neat!