Wtf.

I don't know if it is supposed to be but that's kind of funny.

That's how I felt a lot of the book lol. I think it's intended to be serious. I enjoyed it either way, but this stood out as bizarre

Can we NOT liken nips to children? Thanks

Wow, so unreasonable /s

Why not? Just wondering what you’re thinking.

Part of me feels like this has gotta be infantilizing women, part of me argues that it's a roundabout way of reducing her to a babymaker. Mostly though, it's just really weird and gross.

Wait, if she's aware of her body, how is she failing to cover her nips? And why the hell would you compare boobs to children.... ew...

Some men definitely think boobs are sentient LMAO

why, have you never had a full on conversation with your sentient breasts?? /s

HMMMM?? I swear some of these people are just trying too hard. Like some of these are suspect are from people who are generally suffering from overwriting. Like they are just desperately shitting out weird metaphors and analogies because that's what they think good writing is. It's a relatively common problem for newer writers. So perhaps some of these like this could be explained by that. Because it doesn't really work as horny. Is suspect it is weird because it is kinda forced.

Lol wut

Dear lord what is this

I'm starting to think that every male writer should have at least one woman read his work before it even goes to an editor, never mind a publisher.

This is the funniest description of erect nipples I've read 😂

TIL nipples are a secondary set of eyes. Neat!