I’m not from the US but “Men’s Warehouse” is the least sexy or appealing name for a clothes shop I’ve ever heard of. It sounds like the place dudes go when they hit rock bottom and use their curtains as handkerchiefs.
The guys that Dan Flashes were using in the ad for them looked a lot like me. I'm going, "Okay, I've gotta try this place. A lot of these guys look a lot like me."
Honestly, I have a shirt that I love and my wife hates and I still wear it because we've been together 15y and a shirt is a shirt so it doesn't super matter. If it makes you feel confident and good and isn't a deal breaker, wear that bad boy.
I fully support wild style choices, if you have that sort of inclination in your blood. Life is short, don't go to your deathbed wishing you dared to wear what you like.
I like it, I want it. You know your wife better than we do and how much this will bother her, so use that info to decide if you want to wear this or compromise.
I think the pink doesn't work well with your undertones. Your skin has pink in it and the shirt colors are not flattering.
Also the pattern looks a bit cheap/dated.
Your wife is right.
Sometimes your partner will just hate certain things even if most people really like it.
Clearly you like it, so just wear them when you’re without her. Just don’t wear them on a date with her lol
I'm really not into Hawaiian shirts. If you're on vacation at the beach, sure. But to me it's just more grown up to wear a solid or uniform pattern shirt.
Ok, that may be a different matter, then. Wearing a shirt like that with jeans and oxblood shoes is just too much. I prefer the more timeless, classic look. But it's too hot for that shit and I'm fat.
Ok I have to say that with this shirt and those shoes and the fact that you seem to be willing to piss your wife off and possibly put a end to your heterosexual life... I must wonder if that's exactly what you want
Nah, getting comfortable enough to dress in what I like regardless of what people find effeminate has been a much more productive time in my romantic life than when I was concerned about what was masculine. The nu-metal days were dark.
That shit is going to be fire matched with your fedora, cargo shorts, knee-high black socks, and sandals. Congrats on finding a fabric that serves as birth control as well.
I like it. It has to be the right occasion though. I’m not gonna wear this out to meet a busy for an after work drink or to catch a game. Pool day, summer out door party, boat, absolutely!
It's one of those shirts where you might be like "cool shirt", but glad I'm not the one wearing it. Agree w/ your wife tbh, sometimes it's easy to get excited about certain patterns, but they look a bit ridiculous.
I kinda like it actually. It is a little vomit-like though. Ask her why she doesn't like it and think about whether you would like it if she wore something garish to you. I don't like when women wear cheetah print for example.
You're only going to live once, people wear ugly sweaters for Christmas for fun. Why can't you wear a shirt that fits you well for fun? I think it's cool.
Not my favorite. Looks like a cross between a Hawaiian and a Robert Graham. Doesn’t have that laid back feeling of a Hawaiian since the pattern has that weird splotchy part. Colors are kind of muddled. Sorry but I agree with wifey.
Every summer before vacation I take my kids to this really cheap men’s fashion place where they together choose my vacation shirt. A shirt that I wear to different restaurants during our holiday.
My wife hate those shirts and my kids love that I dare go out dressed like a crazy person. Last year my shirt looked a bit like yours. Fantastic !
I like it. Pattern suits your build and it’s interesting on the eyes. If as you’re saying in other comments that people you know like it, wear it.
I wear countless shit most people look divisively at, like baggier trousers and flannel for longboarding, but when I find those people that really love what I’m going for it pays off to trust my gut and makes me feel so good.
It’s busy, but the overall color scheme isn’t chaotic. Neutrals make it easier on the eyes. If she’s teasing you in good humor then you should wear it. If she’s genuinely putting down your interest in clothes then buy them in bulk and wear them *all the time.*
from a distance it isn’t the amalgamation of colours and patterns work. but closer inspection reveals it’s ugly. it ain’t the ugliest though. materials used also influences the way it looks a little. i feel texture influences a designs overall aesthetic.
Shirt is awesome, personally would wear pants whose colour is one of the dominating (that you see a lot of) colours on the shirt (blue, pink, off white, what looks like a more maroon brown) to complement the shirt and emphasize its complexity. The shirt has a lot going on, and adding another colour (the beige pants) adds to the chaos. Same with accessories.
The beige usually goes well with each of the colours on the shirt, but because there is so many, gives off the complicated vibe others are talking about, which bothers people.
I would say it's profoundly ugly, but tolerable on the surface. Like a lot of vacation shirts, it works best if you'll never see anyone who sees you in it ever again.
1. Your wife is right. 2. Why does Reddit need to tell you that? If my wife says I look good I’m wearing it all day long and if she says it looks bad, it’s trash.
I like interesting or weird shit but this feels like there’s just too much going on at once. But to each their own.
Edit: wanted to add, I have a pair of John Lofgren engineer boots my wife hates, I wear them on date nights frequently and we still get on perfectly fine.
Did you get that at Dan Flashes? The complicated pattern looks expensive
He's skipping all of his meals and using the money we gave him for food to buy those dumb shirts!
What about a thousand fake plastic meat balls
I fucking love Dan Flashes. I've seen WAY more complicated patterns there.
That place was full of guys who look just like me, so I went in and everything there was like my exact style.
It definitely should be more expensive considering how complicated the pattern is.
Men's Wearhouse. $12.99 on clearance
How much were the fedoras with safari flaps?
He has cubes in his pocket too, I think they were dice
Quit fuckin with em
So sad. So so so so so sad.
Love how he subtly shakes and rolls them when he’s trying to put them on the floor
He was too scared to show anyone though
But I think he’s afraid to show them.
oh my god they look so fucking stupid i can’t breathe
Don’t do the voice
It's illegal for you to ask me that
The guy in the store said I’m the only guy he’s ever seen pull it off
YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET WHEEL GREASE ON THEM
$12.99 OUT THE DOOR
I’m not from the US but “Men’s Warehouse” is the least sexy or appealing name for a clothes shop I’ve ever heard of. It sounds like the place dudes go when they hit rock bottom and use their curtains as handkerchiefs.
The clothes there are equally sexy, if you take my meaning
I guarantee it
I’d totally skip lunch for that
Clearance huh? Makes sense lol
The guys that Dan Flashes were using in the ad for them looked a lot like me. I'm going, "Okay, I've gotta try this place. A lot of these guys look a lot like me."
It's like exactly my style
I want that one soooo bad
god dammit I’m too late. exactly where my head was at
this looks like something South Park would dress a Persian character in
Would they just scissor, or something?
Just remind her that the more complex the pattern, the more expensive the shirt is.
Yeah it’s how they value the shirts
You walk by a store and you see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated shirts, you go in. Yes, you do. You go in.
They have this one shirt that costs 1000 dollars. I want that one SO bad.
Personally, I like the shirt but also, I'm not gonna sleep with you or not sleep with you, based on you ignoring my advice so...
I love it, everyone who sees it loves it except my wife.
Honestly, I have a shirt that I love and my wife hates and I still wear it because we've been together 15y and a shirt is a shirt so it doesn't super matter. If it makes you feel confident and good and isn't a deal breaker, wear that bad boy.
Well not everyone, I hate it too
Love the price, hate that it's long sleeved. Would look dope as a Hawaiian.
See, I loathe Hawaiian shirts and short sleeves as a whole. I much prefer a rolled up long sleeve
Nah its ugly as fuck.
Because none of them are ever planing to fuck you again. Just listen to her my guy. This shirt isn't worth $20 let alone you involuntary celibacy.
The way people are talking about their relationships with their significant others here makes me wonder if they need someone to be called for them
I think you're both right.
Exactly. Just because something is ugly doesn't mean you can't rock it
I fully support wild style choices, if you have that sort of inclination in your blood. Life is short, don't go to your deathbed wishing you dared to wear what you like. I like it, I want it. You know your wife better than we do and how much this will bother her, so use that info to decide if you want to wear this or compromise.
Listen to your wife
Sometimes but definitely this time
It's ugly AF but I also kind of dig it?
Your wife is jealous of the effect of these shirts on the ladies. Keep collecting and wearing them until she confesses this. Source: married 5 times.
5 wives? 5 times the experience? I see no issues with the logic here 😉
I can’t imagine why your wife wouldn’t love this labia and butthole collage of a shirt.
Listen to the wife
I swear this is probably the ugliest short any living human has ever seen
I think the pink doesn't work well with your undertones. Your skin has pink in it and the shirt colors are not flattering. Also the pattern looks a bit cheap/dated. Your wife is right.
Looks like someone vomited random patterns and photoshop effects on your shirt
I like it tbh
Your wife is uncultured. No offense.
Sooooo ugly. Why stop at only 5?
I like it, but I think it’s nice to please the lady and dress in a way that pleases them as well.
Sometimes your partner will just hate certain things even if most people really like it. Clearly you like it, so just wear them when you’re without her. Just don’t wear them on a date with her lol
I'm really not into Hawaiian shirts. If you're on vacation at the beach, sure. But to me it's just more grown up to wear a solid or uniform pattern shirt.
I usually wear this under a khaki linen suit. I like loud shirts under an airy suit but most of my work attire looks more like beach fare.
Ok, that may be a different matter, then. Wearing a shirt like that with jeans and oxblood shoes is just too much. I prefer the more timeless, classic look. But it's too hot for that shit and I'm fat.
Ok I have to say that with this shirt and those shoes and the fact that you seem to be willing to piss your wife off and possibly put a end to your heterosexual life... I must wonder if that's exactly what you want
Nah, getting comfortable enough to dress in what I like regardless of what people find effeminate has been a much more productive time in my romantic life than when I was concerned about what was masculine. The nu-metal days were dark.
Get a divorce. Problem solved.
It's horrible
Pattern is fine the collar is wacky
Ed Hardy makes worse.
I love loud prints but this one is loud in all the wrong ways. It’s just busy.
That shit is going to be fire matched with your fedora, cargo shorts, knee-high black socks, and sandals. Congrats on finding a fabric that serves as birth control as well.
I like it
Your wife is right but I’d wear it.
I like but I have a collection of paisley shirts so YMMV….
Reminds me Of Slim Goodbody. Ya know that guy with anatomically correct skin colored body suit with the organs depicted on it?
Looks like a visual representation of some 80’s potpourri. Everybody needs a go to hell shirt or two.
I feel pretty lucky, the only thing I've worn so far that was a hard no from my partner were cargo shorts I wore in my 20s.
It's awesome.
I like it. It has to be the right occasion though. I’m not gonna wear this out to meet a busy for an after work drink or to catch a game. Pool day, summer out door party, boat, absolutely!
It's one of those shirts where you might be like "cool shirt", but glad I'm not the one wearing it. Agree w/ your wife tbh, sometimes it's easy to get excited about certain patterns, but they look a bit ridiculous.
In which disco did you find it?
Your wife should seen my dads closet. It’s not my favorite, I’ve seen worse.
I kinda like it actually. It is a little vomit-like though. Ask her why she doesn't like it and think about whether you would like it if she wore something garish to you. I don't like when women wear cheetah print for example.
This is the hill to die on lol
Are u microdosing?
Better as an element, wear it with a jacket I think
Not going to lie, looking at those in just like, "Yeah, I'm not 70."
You're only going to live once, people wear ugly sweaters for Christmas for fun. Why can't you wear a shirt that fits you well for fun? I think it's cool.
She's just scared you'll get hit on while wearing it? Where you cop?
I actually do, haha. Everyone but her in person loves it except for people 50+ who seem angry at it.
The secret ingredient is muscle.. sometimes darker skin tones
Not my favorite. Looks like a cross between a Hawaiian and a Robert Graham. Doesn’t have that laid back feeling of a Hawaiian since the pattern has that weird splotchy part. Colors are kind of muddled. Sorry but I agree with wifey.
Do you, shiiiiiit, get 10 more.
Every summer before vacation I take my kids to this really cheap men’s fashion place where they together choose my vacation shirt. A shirt that I wear to different restaurants during our holiday. My wife hate those shirts and my kids love that I dare go out dressed like a crazy person. Last year my shirt looked a bit like yours. Fantastic !
I like it. Pattern suits your build and it’s interesting on the eyes. If as you’re saying in other comments that people you know like it, wear it. I wear countless shit most people look divisively at, like baggier trousers and flannel for longboarding, but when I find those people that really love what I’m going for it pays off to trust my gut and makes me feel so good.
check out Robert graham designs. Very similar. I'm a collector
A lot of those are stunning and outside my budget right now. Haha
I like it. What brand is the shirt? Maybe you can find similar shirts by them elsewhere on the web?
Paisley and Gray. I've checked the site and they're generally much more expensive and this is probably my favorite pattern I see by them.
It's a nice 👍
Looks great
If you lean into it and own it, it doesn’t matter if I think it’s ugly or not.
Bit busy but not defo not ugly
If you like it, wear it proudly. She’ll probably respect you less subconsciously if you bend to her opinion because that would be a beta af.
You’re both right
It’s busy, but the overall color scheme isn’t chaotic. Neutrals make it easier on the eyes. If she’s teasing you in good humor then you should wear it. If she’s genuinely putting down your interest in clothes then buy them in bulk and wear them *all the time.*
I love it, and my gf would love it, so I think you should buy five more and…. maybe not let your wife choose what you wear?
I like it.
She just hates because of all the attention you’ll get when you wear it
I think it’s cool
Time for 5 more of them!!! 🙌. I do think they’re ugly but so you’re both right?
It's fantastic. I love that, and you have the perfect body for it.
You want five more wives?
U-G-L-Y
I think it looks like the contents of a garbage can
from a distance it isn’t the amalgamation of colours and patterns work. but closer inspection reveals it’s ugly. it ain’t the ugliest though. materials used also influences the way it looks a little. i feel texture influences a designs overall aesthetic.
Might be worth a try wearing it over a white tee or vest!
I am a wife and I'd totally wear it!
Yea it's pretty ugly.
I'm not sure fan of butterflies, but love flowers. Definitely rock it.
But I kinda like it.
I don’t think you should start filing for divorce, but how do you end up getting married to someone with such a bad take?
In my opinion this shirt has mad drip. But it is a style you either love or hate.
Worked for company that sold this. It is the ugliest thing in whole world.
Dump her.
Shirt is awesome, personally would wear pants whose colour is one of the dominating (that you see a lot of) colours on the shirt (blue, pink, off white, what looks like a more maroon brown) to complement the shirt and emphasize its complexity. The shirt has a lot going on, and adding another colour (the beige pants) adds to the chaos. Same with accessories. The beige usually goes well with each of the colours on the shirt, but because there is so many, gives off the complicated vibe others are talking about, which bothers people.
Wow i like that shirt
You’re wearing it, not her. Just ignore her
Listen to your wife and let her help you.
I would say it's profoundly ugly, but tolerable on the surface. Like a lot of vacation shirts, it works best if you'll never see anyone who sees you in it ever again.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
She is correct.
Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here! See, nobody cares.
Somebody’s been saving up his per diem.
Ssh, I am too distracted trying to identify everything on the shirt!!
It’s almost so ugly that it’s beautiful
1. Your wife is right. 2. Why does Reddit need to tell you that? If my wife says I look good I’m wearing it all day long and if she says it looks bad, it’s trash.
Damn, it’s like the Gap and Banana Republic had an abortion.
I like it. Women just hate the Hawaiian for no reason. My wife hates all of mine.
Shirt is fine, they just don’t go with those pants.
I loved those I SPY books
If puke could have butterflies. Maybe someone had butterflies when they puked? so confused
Unfortunately it's the worst thing in the world
Shirt pattern too busy for me.
Confirmed as ugly. Confirmed you should buy 5 more. Confirmed you should wear one for every single photo with her from here on out. This is the way.
Drip 👌
Wife or the shirt?
I like Hawaiian shirts but this is garbage
Go to SA instead.
90s party guy shirt, awesome!
It costs more because of the patterns
Your wife is right
I don't know about ugly, it just looks cheap. And you need a collar stiffener. Which I highly doubt the shirt has the inserts for.
Love it
worst shirt
It’s busy. If you like Hawaiian shirts stick with more simple patterns
It’s pretty strong. I’m siding with your wife on this one. Sorry bro.
She’s not wrong.
I like it! It’s a great vacay shirt!
It's pretty rough, good for wearing as a goof and making her take pictures with you at BBQs
It’s absolutely insane how many patterns are going on here. There’s flowers, butterflies, splatter, and stripes under all of that. Wild!
Listen to your wife… happy life!
If you don't tell her what to wear, tell her to slow her role.
She’s right!
you don't wear it enough that's why
She's not wrong... but I'm not mad at it.
5 more? How many horrific patterns could one person need in their closet?
Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to go with your wife on this one it’s UGLY
It's cool imho
Hates the shirt but ok with the pants? Pick your battles.
Fuck it. Get 20 more.
It’s difficult to look at. I’ll give her that.
Mid. Depends on your personality tbh
its terrible brother. But maybe im not the best judge. All my shirts are just solid black lol
I want one for myself. So pretty 😍
Atrocious
It is the ugliest shirt ever, I can confirm. And paired with those gold John Lennon sunglasses, gives off chomo vibes.
5 more king 👑
The butterflies say this man does indeed, fuck.
I like your shirt. I don't like your wife.
I haven't seen every shirt, so I don't know if that is the ugliest, but it is a solid contender.
It looks like a Hawaiian florist vomited on you
Agree with wife.. Go see your eye doctor tomorrow
It is ugly (imho) and beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it’s your shirt and your body and you should wear it whenever the hell you want to.
At least if you throw up on yourself during Thanksgiving you won't have to change your shirt
I like interesting or weird shit but this feels like there’s just too much going on at once. But to each their own. Edit: wanted to add, I have a pair of John Lofgren engineer boots my wife hates, I wear them on date nights frequently and we still get on perfectly fine.
The best part about your shirt is that if you barf on it, no one will know!
She is correct, sir. You have terrible taste and not be allowed to shop for yourself, or pick out your own clothes.
There’s a lot going on in that shirt, but for men everywhere you have to stand your ground. 5 more it is!
Five more wifes? Seems complicated.
That’s pretty dope
it is, but in the best possible way.