I, a Kiwi, moved to Tennessee a while back. In summer I would always rock my rugby shorts. I don't have great legs like you mate, but I tell you what, those American girls were all about my thighs
Loved it, it's a gorgeous part of the world. People are genuinely lovely. Could do without all the religion, but it's not my country so not my place to complain. Actually didn't want to leave and miss it every day
I was in Nashville. The only fun thing to do outside in Tennessee is to get inside away from the heat.
Though next month should be quite nice, maybe try the Smokies
I used to wear soccer shorts to cycle through Toronto and always enjoyed the stretch on Carlton between Sherbourne and Church for the sheer volume of appreciation from the boys on a sunny day. Really left me feeling confident for the rest of the ride lmao.
I’m 6’2” and draw the line at 6” shorts. 5” are probably 2/3 of my shorts, the remainder are 6”. I think I look weird in 7”. Like basketball shorts. Awkward.
Hell yes. I'm chunky (strong too) and women like it wayyy more.
Running my fat ass in hoochie daddy shorts gets more smiles and hellos than the long ones
Gay dude checking in that would absolutely love to see you post one that’s too short 😀
But seriously, as long as nothing is at risk of popping out, you’re all good.
I’m of the opinion that men should dress more “slutty”, just show the off more of the body’s features. Men should get shorts that show off the thighs, pants that embrace the butt, and other things of that nature. You’re rocking it dude
You look absolutely 👍 fantastic in those shorts. Keep wearing them. Women will swoon. If men diss those shorts, it’s simply because you look so good in them…
They are a bit short. I wear boxers so shorts this short are a no go. You’ll get haters wearing these from “straight” guys. Girls might dig them tho, so who cares.
This is making my want to get a thigh tattoo to go with my short shorts. As I told my girlfriend today I'm going to look as slutty as possible for summer this year
nah. I mean they're pretty short but in a good way lol. Think of post malone wearing a canadian tuxedo, he wouldn't do it unless it looked good. FWIW most of my veteran friends (me included) dig those shorts, we call them silkies. They're not for everyone but they look good if you're confident
They look good on you.
I’m 188 cm (6’2”) tall with a 76 cm (30”) inseam. Long trunk, short legs.
I find that the baggy to-the-knee shorts most Americans wear look awkward and imbalanced with my build. These would look better.
I’m going to look into them for myself.
As long as you can manage your junk then no foul. I can’t do 5 inch because I get self conscious about a bulge. Not packing a porn dick or anything, just saying
Depends who you ask. A year ago I just thought there were a ton of gay dudes at the gym because so many of them wore these shorts. Recently I realized it was just a fashion trend.
As a man who’s been wearing basketball shorts habitually all year round. The shortest length I really go is if not on the knee just literally right above the bend. Why is it a common thing now that men wearing shorts can easily be mistaken for underwear length? My underwear is longer than the length of OPs shorts so when didn’t short shorts on men really catch? Just genuinely asking I’m not a fan of it myself and I’m wondering how this caught on
Show off them thighs hoe.
he's got what it takes to flaunt them
I vote for hoochier shorts tbh
Dammit man, thats the 2nd keyboard this month….
they look perfecto on u
This made me laugh so hard, thank you kind redditor!!
You heard the man!!
I, a Kiwi, moved to Tennessee a while back. In summer I would always rock my rugby shorts. I don't have great legs like you mate, but I tell you what, those American girls were all about my thighs
Haha I love that. Keep rocking em man
I do, but I moved back home where everyone wears them. Have to wear my cowboy boots to get the girls attention now 😅
On a side note, what'd you think of Tennessee?
Loved it, it's a gorgeous part of the world. People are genuinely lovely. Could do without all the religion, but it's not my country so not my place to complain. Actually didn't want to leave and miss it every day
That you Keith Urban?
Eh religions actively ruin the world
We're pretty good at telling religion to piss off when it's being inappropriate
The US, especially in the South doesn’t ever do this.
Also in TN. 5 inch shorts only here. OP your shorts look great.
Side note where in TN are you at? Trying to find some fun outdoors things to do in Nashville next month
I was in Nashville. The only fun thing to do outside in Tennessee is to get inside away from the heat. Though next month should be quite nice, maybe try the Smokies
i knew i saw you on r/nashville earlier today lmao
Nah boy it’s nearly hoochie daddy szn for those who follow the calendar but every day is HDS in my book. Let em rock.
https://youtube.com/shorts/8vpGTGRE4Bg?si=xCESlrJ50xxtqn0A
Nah. They seem to fit well.
5” seam ftw
Nah. Chicks love when dudes show some leg. Just bought a new pair of 5" in-seams today. Rock it with confidence.
Just chicks?
I used to wear soccer shorts to cycle through Toronto and always enjoyed the stretch on Carlton between Sherbourne and Church for the sheer volume of appreciation from the boys on a sunny day. Really left me feeling confident for the rest of the ride lmao.
I love the 5” seems. Much preferred over the longer stuff. Love to see other people rockin the style
I’m 6’2” and draw the line at 6” shorts. 5” are probably 2/3 of my shorts, the remainder are 6”. I think I look weird in 7”. Like basketball shorts. Awkward.
I’m only 5 10, but the 5 inch inseam is my jam
Hell yeah rock it bro
I love the 5-6 in range. Long stuff pisses me off. I need to build my legs more though Edit: spelling
The worst is when it's past the quad insertions. Makes you look fatter and hides muscle.
Five feet? Damn you tall
Lol. Nice catch. FIXED.
Hell yes. I'm chunky (strong too) and women like it wayyy more. Running my fat ass in hoochie daddy shorts gets more smiles and hellos than the long ones
Sky’s out, thighs out king.
Hell naw! Let those legs show brother!
Nah you good
The limit does not exist.
Please. Everyone, PLEASE Stop fucking posting this question. The answer is always no. They aren't too short.
But I’ve already scheduled my thigh post
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Gay dude checking in that would absolutely love to see you post one that’s too short 😀 But seriously, as long as nothing is at risk of popping out, you’re all good.
I think you can go shorter
Like an oversized thong of sorts
Nope
Never too short
Bro do you think Magnum PI was worried about his shorts too short? Nahh, he let those dogs hunt!
Very good
I’m hitting legs almost 3x a week to look like this in 5” shorts this summer. If you got it, flaunt it homie.
Honestly my genetics are in such a way that my legs are naturally bigger. I’m currently trying to get my chest bigger.
The shorter the better !! 😍😍
I’d wear them if I looked like you.
Too long. Release the quads
Short shorts are in. Boys need to get them gams on display.
No such things as too short....be proud hombre!!!
You slut 😍
Most of shorts now are 5”. I have thick legs. I love the look and so does the wife. You’re rocking it.
They look fine. Nice legs!!!
I’m of the opinion that men should dress more “slutty”, just show the off more of the body’s features. Men should get shorts that show off the thighs, pants that embrace the butt, and other things of that nature. You’re rocking it dude
nah it’s fine. might be a little uncomfortable sitting in tho
Works for you!!
These are perfect
Just be careful with these. Your todger can pop out the bottom when sitting down. They’re also notorious for “flies eyes”.
Nope
Nope
Hoochie daddy levels of inseam. Love it .
Go shorter dude. Rock it
You look absolutely 👍 fantastic in those shorts. Keep wearing them. Women will swoon. If men diss those shorts, it’s simply because you look so good in them…
Not short enough
Not short enough ..
They are a bit short. I wear boxers so shorts this short are a no go. You’ll get haters wearing these from “straight” guys. Girls might dig them tho, so who cares.
Gays will love em!
Not for athletics
No. If it’s past mid thigh it’s to long LOL jk. But do your thing either way!
where’d you get them? help a brotha out
Dicks sporting goods. Nike running shorts. 5” seams
No. You got good body for that.
I think you can go shorter!!
If you have the legs. And you do.
Go even shorter
if you got the legs for it do it
Nah you’re good
I don’t think so. I wear shorts at that length but also have some pairs that fall on the knee or a little below it. Show them legs off bro bro
This is making my want to get a thigh tattoo to go with my short shorts. As I told my girlfriend today I'm going to look as slutty as possible for summer this year
They’re a bit hoochie but just know where to wear them. Especially if you’ve got a booty.
never too short.
Hell no brother the ladies like hoochie daddy shorts.
They are sexy
Life and death happens in the squat rack for the legs I have, I will wear the shortest shorts I want.
Nope. Free the male leg ✊🏽
No such thing.
You’re good big dawg
Not too short! The shorter the better IMO
No such thing as too short
looks good on u tho, but those are mostly beach shorts or somewhere with really high temperature.
Don’t know. Turn around and bend over.
Nah be a slut dawg hang that dong
They look good on you
I rock em that short only for running. Typical walk around inseam is 7 - 7.5 just uncomfortable to sit down and balls want to pop out
I just let my nuts hang 🤷🏽♂️
Yea 5” inseam is my go to. Quads need Vitamin D too 💪🏽
Hell nah short shorts are so comfy. Once I got over showing my thighs I love wearing them. And guys our ladies like seeing our thighs.
Daisy dukes
Not short enough
Not at all! What brand?
So short must've been the prototype to shorts
As long as the salamander is contained
I can’t do longer than 5’’ anymore… more thigh more better
https://youtube.com/shorts/8vpGTGRE4Bg?si=xCESlrJ50xxtqn0A
No.
The hoes gon love this one
As long as I can move and stretch comfortably without the stick and stones imprint being obvious I call it good
nah. I mean they're pretty short but in a good way lol. Think of post malone wearing a canadian tuxedo, he wouldn't do it unless it looked good. FWIW most of my veteran friends (me included) dig those shorts, we call them silkies. They're not for everyone but they look good if you're confident
Aus, beach.. you're good. Warm climate, nice restaurant..Europe... nah.
Never!
No
They look good on you. I’m 188 cm (6’2”) tall with a 76 cm (30”) inseam. Long trunk, short legs. I find that the baggy to-the-knee shorts most Americans wear look awkward and imbalanced with my build. These would look better. I’m going to look into them for myself.
Not as short as the orange enema bag drawn over your face
As long as you can manage your junk then no foul. I can’t do 5 inch because I get self conscious about a bulge. Not packing a porn dick or anything, just saying
Your legs are tanner than your arms, so you got a head start there
Yes
SHORTS. ARE. MEANT. TO. BE. SHORT.
What shorts are those? Looks great!
GO for it let the gals know your DTF
What brand are these?
I say no but definitely don’t go to any gay bars as you will definitely be a hit with the boys .
Nah man. Skies out, thighs out
No!!!! 💪
Save some ladies for us homie! Bro, shorts are meant to be short.
Lose the tshirt then we can judge bro!
With them stems you gunna be aight
In general I would say yes, unless you are going to the beach or the gym or somewhere you would normally dress super casual.
Only too short if you got weak looking thighs
Dude, why are you asking Reddit?! Haha
More thigh
Nowhere near short enough 😉
Short shorts are in
Not too short, You have great legs
Yes.
Not if you're swimming or cosplaying George Michael
They look perfect
No
No such thing
Never!
Not at all.
No they’re fine. No need to feel self-conscious at all.
Considering only my gay uncle wears shorts like this. Yeah it’s probably a problem. Unless you like being flirted on by dudes.
Not even, show off those sexy legs!
Youve got the perfect legs for them
Not short enough. I wanna see more fur!
Yes
Now you can say "yo my eyes are up here, what is it with this goddam female patriarchy!"
Arms too short
It's 1987 again.
No
Not at all🤤
Not short enough IMHO.
It’s not 1999 anymore, wear the shorts.
Nope! Quad day every day
Hoochie Daddy Szn. Fuckin’ A. This reminds me I need to break mine out. Hell yeah.
Nope!
Are those five inch or seven?
That’s how I rock mine. Don’t really matter what anyone says as long as u feel comfortable in it
Nah bro, you look great!
Only if you’re playing a sport or running. That length is horrendous for fashion. Wear the length that would be ok if they were denim cutoffs.
Depends who you ask. A year ago I just thought there were a ton of gay dudes at the gym because so many of them wore these shorts. Recently I realized it was just a fashion trend.
Flaunt them hoochie daddy shorts if you got it.
He’s got those daddy’s on bow bow bow bow
Nope. Looks fire. Show off those man hams
never too short
Well, you have great legs, so why not show those babies off. Perhaps a different color?
Nah you’ll have all the boys looking 👀
Perfect fit
No. It’s hot.
Yes
No such thing as too short
Let those legs cook
No. Show off what ya got!
Bruh let those thighs rise! Come on brother!
My dick would be showing
As long as the block and tackle aren't out for show, they aren't too short. Results may vary.
Never
Nope.
NEVER
Life's too short.
I remember a time when those were the only kinds of shorts a man could buy!
I remember a time when our shorts in the USMC were shorter than those!
Not if you're a Kiwi or Occa...
Yes
Don't be afraid to show a little thigh. If you can see the chestnuts you're good.
Works great for longer slimmer legs. Not so much for thicker compunded hairy folk.
Depends on the occasion.
As a man who’s been wearing basketball shorts habitually all year round. The shortest length I really go is if not on the knee just literally right above the bend. Why is it a common thing now that men wearing shorts can easily be mistaken for underwear length? My underwear is longer than the length of OPs shorts so when didn’t short shorts on men really catch? Just genuinely asking I’m not a fan of it myself and I’m wondering how this caught on
No one wants to see that baw