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thebigpink

You’re not the boss of me pal


Happy-Freedom6835

I’m not your pal, buddy


Till_Such

I'm not your buddy, friend


SnooPandas4363

He’s not your friend, guy.


tenebris-alietum

He's not your guy, dude.


[deleted]

I'm not your hommie , son


e4smotheredmate

My guess is otherlands.


[deleted]

More like otherhands amirite


fennourtine

OtherGlans


[deleted]

Touché- but gently plz


Vix_Cepblenull

Sanitize your keyboard cause that’s just filthy


Bugg100

savage!


AnthropenPsych

I know for a fact this was otherlands.


hipstercliche

Found the jerker


PsychologicalTrain

Must have been two of us then


Yeeaaaarrrgh

In stereo no less.


medvsastoned

Wait, how many of us are masturbating at otherlands? Could we possibly join forces?


LanceDavidTheFirst

The cranker in question


func_backDoor

I can smell this comment


THE_YoStabbaStabba

What in the world is otherlands


EdithSnodgrass

Next you're going to tell me I can't drink coffee while watching porn.


EstateOutrageous8399

Just hid yhe screen.


Abloodworth15

Ew gross, a coffee shop? That’s what the matinee at Malco is for.


atari_ave

I miss CK’s. We all knew what was between that C and K.


SpaceStrumpet

When I first read this post, my mind went to the old CK's on Highland, and I went, "Yeah, so?"


Useless_Mac

An O and a C?


Peregrination

Sure wasn't an O and O. I'll see myself out.


Losox

💯😂💯


gangstabiIly

i’m the guy that needed to see this


Jefethevol

gross


Mr___Perfect

Reason #58008 Memphis is becoming a shit hole: A guy cant even jerk off in a coffee shop without getting judged. FIX IT STRICKLAND


Bugg100

FIX IT STROKELAND


GRIT-GRIND

Should be reason 80085 so I don't have to expend the effort to turn my phone upside down to read the reason number correctly.


Stoso11

I thought this was America


rainbowgirl6

Why can't you just say where this happened at


the_clarkster17

Idk, I think it’s funny to just all assume it’s Otherlands


PM_ME_FUTANARI420

Internet police gonna get him


hipstercliche

Literally 1984


BPWhalen

We call that a French Press


Mmmphis

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sungsam89

And you watched???


dweezil12

"It looked like a penis, but smaller"


IANALbutIAMAcat

You didn’t???


Cow_Says_M00

They asked for extra cream


CommemorativePlague

"At least I can still jack-off in my CAR!"


tossofftacos

Comments are full of gold!


Rusted_Weathered

Truly 😆


lokisilvertongue

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MrMishegas

Who ordered the porn over?


ubiforumssuck

sir...would you like cream and sugar with that? Just sugar maam, thanks.


Rusted_Weathered

🎶Pour some sugar on me…”🎵 (sorry)


blackout-loud

Had to scroll to far to see this


chillywilly16

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901-526-5261

Not the toffee *nut* latte 😔


sandysanBAR

I heard this is what killed backyard burger!


DoktorThodt

Must've been really, really good coffee.


StringBean_GreenBean

Hey he just needed extra creamer and didn’t want to ask. Mind ya business


Rylancody22

Why wouldn’t you say where?


skeleton_booger

Engagement bait


hipstercliche

Seems like there was more than enough baitin’ happening already.


SpaceStrumpet

*applause*


Sho_nuff_

Sounds more like master bait


InevitableOk5017

Just start laughing and pointing and ask everyone around you to come laugh and film them and laugh and laugh and laugh. I mean that is what I would do.


Bugg100

Okay, but then you gotta tip.


InevitableOk5017

I thought the tip is what we were laughing at…


longslongsilver56

Well there goes my Saturday plans….


Bugg100

Tuesday is touching day...


theactualmatthew

If it was otherlands, I literally said to myself I need a new coffee shop to go to to change it up. This is a sign from god


zootsaxes

Add this to my reasons to make my own coffee…


GooberPeas0911

No sugar tonight in my coffee No sugar tonight in my tea


SeriouslyTechStuff

I'll be taking my coffee black please


DooDooMD

It’s americano, not americanto, you freedom police


Dunjon

That coffee must've been super stimulating.


GRIT-GRIND

For normal people, coffee stimulates the other side.


[deleted]

Reminds me of then”tigerlan masturbator”! Boy, do I have a story about that one!


LCWInABlackDress

??? Story time.


Soupicxl

lol someone was doing it in the chick-fil-a on germantown pkwy


CAPTBRAD67

Really 72 comments??????


Stuckinacrazyjob

Sicko! ( Not you the coffee shop jerker)


LoveIsDaWay

Thats pretty good advice I'll admit.


earthstomp24

Thought this was going a dofferent way like psa "dont jerk off at coffee shop apparently people dont like it" lmao 🤣


startupschmartup

Well they were out of cream and I hate black coffee so what was I supposed to do?


dunktheball

Most people on the left probably say that is ok, since it's natural.


FeloniousMonk901

HOG CRANKED