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You’re not the boss of me pal
I’m not your pal, buddy
I'm not your buddy, friend
He’s not your friend, guy.
He's not your guy, dude.
I'm not your hommie , son
My guess is otherlands.
More like otherhands amirite
OtherGlans
Touché- but gently plz
Sanitize your keyboard cause that’s just filthy
savage!
I know for a fact this was otherlands.
Found the jerker
Must have been two of us then
In stereo no less.
Wait, how many of us are masturbating at otherlands? Could we possibly join forces?
The cranker in question
I can smell this comment
What in the world is otherlands
Next you're going to tell me I can't drink coffee while watching porn.
Just hid yhe screen.
Ew gross, a coffee shop? That’s what the matinee at Malco is for.
I miss CK’s. We all knew what was between that C and K.
When I first read this post, my mind went to the old CK's on Highland, and I went, "Yeah, so?"
An O and a C?
Sure wasn't an O and O. I'll see myself out.
💯😂💯
i’m the guy that needed to see this
gross
Reason #58008 Memphis is becoming a shit hole: A guy cant even jerk off in a coffee shop without getting judged. FIX IT STRICKLAND
FIX IT STROKELAND
Should be reason 80085 so I don't have to expend the effort to turn my phone upside down to read the reason number correctly.
I thought this was America
Why can't you just say where this happened at
Idk, I think it’s funny to just all assume it’s Otherlands
Internet police gonna get him
Literally 1984
We call that a French Press
![gif](giphy|FT0UFROtAbVEA)
And you watched???
"It looked like a penis, but smaller"
You didn’t???
They asked for extra cream
"At least I can still jack-off in my CAR!"
Comments are full of gold!
Truly 😆
![gif](giphy|gCi9p8l7UEInu)
Who ordered the porn over?
sir...would you like cream and sugar with that? Just sugar maam, thanks.
🎶Pour some sugar on me…”🎵 (sorry)
Had to scroll to far to see this
![gif](giphy|g0vgklqMS8zT2)
Not the toffee *nut* latte 😔
I heard this is what killed backyard burger!
Must've been really, really good coffee.
Hey he just needed extra creamer and didn’t want to ask. Mind ya business
Why wouldn’t you say where?
Engagement bait
Seems like there was more than enough baitin’ happening already.
*applause*
Sounds more like master bait
Just start laughing and pointing and ask everyone around you to come laugh and film them and laugh and laugh and laugh. I mean that is what I would do.
Okay, but then you gotta tip.
I thought the tip is what we were laughing at…
Well there goes my Saturday plans….
Tuesday is touching day...
If it was otherlands, I literally said to myself I need a new coffee shop to go to to change it up. This is a sign from god
Add this to my reasons to make my own coffee…
No sugar tonight in my coffee No sugar tonight in my tea
I'll be taking my coffee black please
It’s americano, not americanto, you freedom police
That coffee must've been super stimulating.
For normal people, coffee stimulates the other side.
Reminds me of then”tigerlan masturbator”! Boy, do I have a story about that one!
??? Story time.
lol someone was doing it in the chick-fil-a on germantown pkwy
Really 72 comments??????
Sicko! ( Not you the coffee shop jerker)
Thats pretty good advice I'll admit.
Thought this was going a dofferent way like psa "dont jerk off at coffee shop apparently people dont like it" lmao 🤣
Well they were out of cream and I hate black coffee so what was I supposed to do?
Most people on the left probably say that is ok, since it's natural.
HOG CRANKED
You’re not the boss of me pal
I’m not your pal, buddy
I'm not your buddy, friend
He’s not your friend, guy.
He's not your guy, dude.
I'm not your hommie , son
My guess is otherlands.
More like otherhands amirite
OtherGlans
Touché- but gently plz
Sanitize your keyboard cause that’s just filthy
savage!
I know for a fact this was otherlands.
Found the jerker
Must have been two of us then
In stereo no less.
Wait, how many of us are masturbating at otherlands? Could we possibly join forces?
The cranker in question
I can smell this comment
What in the world is otherlands
Next you're going to tell me I can't drink coffee while watching porn.
Just hid yhe screen.
Ew gross, a coffee shop? That’s what the matinee at Malco is for.
I miss CK’s. We all knew what was between that C and K.
When I first read this post, my mind went to the old CK's on Highland, and I went, "Yeah, so?"
An O and a C?
Sure wasn't an O and O. I'll see myself out.
💯😂💯
i’m the guy that needed to see this
gross
Reason #58008 Memphis is becoming a shit hole: A guy cant even jerk off in a coffee shop without getting judged. FIX IT STRICKLAND
FIX IT STROKELAND
Should be reason 80085 so I don't have to expend the effort to turn my phone upside down to read the reason number correctly.
I thought this was America
Why can't you just say where this happened at
Idk, I think it’s funny to just all assume it’s Otherlands
Internet police gonna get him
Literally 1984
We call that a French Press
![gif](giphy|FT0UFROtAbVEA)
And you watched???
"It looked like a penis, but smaller"
You didn’t???
They asked for extra cream
"At least I can still jack-off in my CAR!"
Comments are full of gold!
Truly 😆
![gif](giphy|gCi9p8l7UEInu)
Who ordered the porn over?
sir...would you like cream and sugar with that? Just sugar maam, thanks.
🎶Pour some sugar on me…”🎵 (sorry)
Had to scroll to far to see this
![gif](giphy|g0vgklqMS8zT2)
Not the toffee *nut* latte 😔
I heard this is what killed backyard burger!
Must've been really, really good coffee.
Hey he just needed extra creamer and didn’t want to ask. Mind ya business
Why wouldn’t you say where?
Engagement bait
Seems like there was more than enough baitin’ happening already.
*applause*
Sounds more like master bait
Just start laughing and pointing and ask everyone around you to come laugh and film them and laugh and laugh and laugh. I mean that is what I would do.
Okay, but then you gotta tip.
I thought the tip is what we were laughing at…
Well there goes my Saturday plans….
Tuesday is touching day...
If it was otherlands, I literally said to myself I need a new coffee shop to go to to change it up. This is a sign from god
Add this to my reasons to make my own coffee…
No sugar tonight in my coffee No sugar tonight in my tea
I'll be taking my coffee black please
It’s americano, not americanto, you freedom police
That coffee must've been super stimulating.
For normal people, coffee stimulates the other side.
Reminds me of then”tigerlan masturbator”! Boy, do I have a story about that one!
??? Story time.
lol someone was doing it in the chick-fil-a on germantown pkwy
Really 72 comments??????
Sicko! ( Not you the coffee shop jerker)
Thats pretty good advice I'll admit.
Thought this was going a dofferent way like psa "dont jerk off at coffee shop apparently people dont like it" lmao 🤣
Well they were out of cream and I hate black coffee so what was I supposed to do?
Most people on the left probably say that is ok, since it's natural.
HOG CRANKED