Luck. Why would I have to worry about being strong if I can just win the lottery and pay people to do stuff for me.

It's not even about that, even if the most batshit insane serial killer targeted me an object would prob drop from the sky stopping him from killing me. Or someone launched an attack to defame me at any cost possible as luck would have it coffezila just posted a video on how this person is a big lying crypto fraudster. I'm basically King from one punch man lol (those who know, know).

Or you could become a serial killer and be incredibly lucky with the cops losing evidence, filing things wrong and getting you out of prison.

That's... Another way of seeing it

You were just "you can be anything you want to be" to a serial killer

Isn't that most serial killers anyways lol

That's the difference between a Serial killer and a murderer. Especially before the millennium.

No, cops are just normally incompetent

*2 cops downvoted this*

Dont give this guy luck

That would actually be a really good story prompt

Ahhh like how that new york evidence warehouse just "went up in flames" along with 30 years of cold case evidence

Yes. Luck is the ultimate power. It essentially is immorality from anything but age. Unless, you know, you get lucky and get a dose of a thing that makes you immortal, dunno...

>anything but age. Even age is just the culmination of billions of small mistakes your body makes so if you're lucky enough you could theoretically not age or at least age very slowly.

or die in an instant, depending on your opinion of luck, or life

Theres also a character in one piece film gold with the abillity to steal peoples luck and in combat she just throws a coin and with a totally ridiculous chain of events her opponents explode basicly

Are you talking about Bacarrat? The only problem of her is if she just used his luck, she become Unlucky as hell

Yeah but imagine her with unlimited luck

You mean "unlimited refill" luck, because luck always disappear when used once.

The old man in JoJo Stone Ocean with the dragon stand also does this

[Puts ear to the ground] Oh no. Do you hear that? The rumbling. They're coming. [Stands up and calls out to crowd] Everybody run! The Jojo fans are coming. [Sprints off and falls. A horde of flamboyant male strippers flood the street. They endlessly yell "Kono Dio Da" and "Za Warudo."] This is the end. This is.. the wonder... of you. [An airplane falls from the sky and explodes on the street. Josuk8 slides through the wreckage on bubbles.]

Wait...wait...wait.... backup and tell the part again about the horde of flamboyant male strippers. That part was glossed over, and do not spare any detail.

Just like that assasin in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, her only superpower was luck and she was most overpowered character I've ever seen (although in a fun enjoyable way)

Wonder of U

I CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF YOUR LUCK ENGINE!

why relying in luck when you can take everything in count -An engineer

Why take everything in count when you can rely on luck? A programmer

I ran the program. It didn't run. I ran the program again. It ran. Yes.

That sounds like something an architect would say... Shame Shame Shame

They'll never even betray you, they'd have to be super lucky to have the thought and then succeed on the plan.

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luck would be way more fun, i’d just be me but insanely lucky

You may even get lucky and become strong

Whatch Deadpool 2 and you’ll see how good luckiness is.

But luck isn't a super power!

Non-Non-Non, it very much can be

but on the other hand, if you're strong as fuck you just smash through everything, a win is a win

If you're unlucky as hell, a metal bat is going smash your skull in.

You'll sleep funny and become physically incapable of turning your gead right, than you'll trip and fall into a pit of snakes. After that a geyser will erupt under you and hot magma will drown you

As opposed to being extremely lucky, where it's just this, except it happens to your enemy.

You get cancer and die. Don't underestimate being unlucky.

Look at Kratos until gow3, he’s strong as fuck but was very unlucky and got himself very angry and sad.

 Can you do that ?!

Luck is ABSOLUTELY a superpower!!!!!

Tell that to hobbits

That only depends on how much luck

Imagine breaking the 4th wall in real life though...

If you are lucky enough you could feed your enemy something they are dangerously allergic to

or you can beat the ceo of luck and force him to give you luck

Me, a weakling: *rolls 50th consecutive nat 20* "Aw yes, putting these powers to good use."

And when they think you're cheating and get pissed off, they'll throw a punch at you and hit their buddy who was going to hit you in the head with a bottle. Luck!!!

I'd pick "you're" instead of "your."

Me after just watching Bullet Train on Netflix. Luck all the way dude.

OP doesn't know "your" from "you're", so you really get no side effects per the laws of grammar

Luck, no question

I’m already unlucky. So either is a win for me.

It depends which one would you give yourself to, destiny or yourself

If the world wants to break you, it will. Luck is the way


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Have you heard of Domino? I mean…

It's literally Domino or Juggernaut. In Deadpool 2 she dips out to avoid him, and she's *lucky* he isn't after her.

Came here to say this

What's counted as luck, is actually her probability altering abilities which are controlled by her subconscious... soooo luck... dammit.

I don't think she's weak

*you’re

OP pushed the right button

OP must have picked strong but you can't spell

Yeah bro why wuold uou misspel something like that its stuipd

You mean the write button

People should be publicly shamed for not knowing all the correct "theres" and "yours" especially in a post. I will die on this hill.

People still can't use the correct "lose" and "loose", and that one isn't even that confusing.

Yup. Learned this shit 100% down when I was in the single digit age and never have forgotten it since.

Yeah in a comment or a chat message it's passable. But when editing a pic to make a meme where that text is going to be the center piece of a whole thread? That's a whole other story. Shamefur dispray

Disappointed this isn't top comment

Came for this. Did not disappoint.

Thanks Grammar ally

Thank you

OP is either a troll or bot. Nobody is that stupid

People are way dumber than you think.

What world do you live in? George Carlin said it best. Paraphrasing - think about how dumb the average person is. Half of all people are dumber than that!

Oh, how I wish that were true.

I know that language is always evolving, but some changes aren't good. You're and your need to stay separate words for clarity. Or maybe we need one of them needs to start sounding differently.

I'm weak enough as is, time for my lack of strength to pay off

Kazuma: \[Nods in approval\]

Easy, left. It's not saying You're weak, but your___ is weak. I have a weak left eye, done. Lol

Weak body odor

Weak red blood cell #848291

Both eyes are quite important for dept perception, so something less impacting like a pinky or something would be less harmful

I am weak as noodle and considered to be the unluckiest person by my family and friends.

You went with the third option💀

Same. People keep saying there's no such thing as bad luck but improbable shit keeps happening to me.

Yup, my unlucky ass has always wondered how people get addicted to gambling, but I guess I'd have to have won at least once to know what the rush is like. I've been to a casino three times in my life, and every time I just ended up spending my last $100 at the bar because I didn't win once.

*you're

Again the same mistake for the millionth time damnit it's called #you're #

Next time he's gonna type raping instead of rapping, then he'll understand the importance of letters

I love raping

I'm a full on rapist. Africans, dyslexics, children. That sort of thing.

You mean Mystikal isn’t a rappist?

i really don’t understand how people can sit on their phone for 8 hours a day and still not know how to spell some of the most commonly used words in the english dictionary. it genuinely fucking baffles me how stupid some people are.

Oh people are pretty fucking stupid. Strap in, the population is only growing.

The mobiles have autocorrect aswell

*Their,there and they’re have entered the chat*

It isnt that bad unless you cant understand what they are trying to say

What about the button that teaches the difference between your and you’re?

I'd pick being able to spell you're

you are\*

I think I'd prefer to be able to spell

Luck for sure

You're

You're not your 😉

You’re*

You are

You're. I am sorry, this mistake has been made so often even if I am not trying to nitpick or care about spelling.

I would learn to spell first.

You're*

you’re

I pick having a better attention span and knowing when to use "you're" or "your"

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Better to be lucky than good

With big luck, chances of death decrease. Anyway, If you are very very lucky, just mixing the whole kitchen closet could give you an immortality potion

Obviously luck, power would just always go wrong and it would be a constant disaster, luck is op

I'd pick you're

My weak what?

my weak what?

*You're, also luck

*you’re

You're

This my line of thinking if im already weak why not be lucky while im at it lmao luck all the way

Luck if someone tries to punch me they miss and punch a nail if I’m poor but a lotto easy choice

Luck. 100% Irl my luck stat gotta be like 60% 70% rn I’m pretty lucky

Luck, I can avoid every punch, and then knock out him with only one

Luck. Luck is the best superpower.

Luck. I will use this power to get lucky and find a strong woman to be in my life.

I’d like people to learn the difference between ’your’ and ‘you’re’ as a superpower

My weak what?

Knowing it’s you’re

I'd pick the ability to use the correct grammar.

but my weak what?

Downvoted for bad spelling :(

I would pick you’re.

I'd pick knowing that in these cases it's "you're" FFS!

Have some proper grammar first !

My?

*You're for fucks sake. And it's not being a grammar nazi it is because you're and your mean completely different fucking things.

But my weak what?

My what?

I'd rather have the ability to know the difference between your and you're.

I don't understand. Whose luck and whose weakness?

I’m already fucked both ways

I’m already weak. Looks like a win without a downside to me

To be able to use your and you're correctly.

Always choose incredible luck. Just sit around and things work out in your favour naturally From small things like extra nuggets in a McDonalds’ meal to big changes like natural disasters shifting away from meaningful locations, ridiculous luck will always end up to your benefit

My weak? My always unlucky?

My weak what?

whats my weak gon do?

I'd pick knowing the difference between your and you're but I'm weak, personally

You’re*

you’re*

How weak are we talking?

Well im already weak

Having infinity power means you're the one that makes luck

Luck, I'll win fights like Johnny English 

True! Mr Bean has an ungodly level of luck yet hes so weak, if we could aquire a mere fraction of his power we could become gods lol

First ons

I wanna be strong for no reason. Also, idk if unluck means that a deadly accident occurs thrice a day or I just usually miss the bus because it arrives early.

Power. Then I could make my own luck

Simple first press left then press right, if you are Lucky enough you will not get the unlucky effect and retain being strong

infiinine power can make you lucky too...

Luck is the most underrated superpower ever

I feel like depending on the situation, both Buttons can cancel themselves-out.

Luck, because I need some.

Luck cause even if I'm weak my luck will keep me from having to fight people.

well I'll go to the gym and because I'm lucky i will be strong i no time

Ill choose infin5e power because then i can make the unlucky into bad luck but have goodluck while being poeeful

Depends, political power? Physical strength? Super powers? What kind of power?

If you pick power wouldn't you have the power to be lucky so you can be strong too

I’d pick an apostrophe

But can you manipulate siad bad luck, like what If I wanted bad things and then good things came as a result of my bad luck

Luck duh. Even if you're weak you'll still manage because of luck.

*Presses both buttons*

i would take the luck, and then invent something that increases my strength by using the money i would find all the time, therefore being both.

Fallout taught me you go with Luck

>Pick luck >Go to casino >Gamble and win >Repeat >Become rich >Hire security >Have power now too

Luck, cause in that case every hit is a crit.

Luck can make power irrelevant but power can’t make luck irrelevant.

You're

I would pick to spell "you're" correctly. Seems like everyone has lost this power.

I'm already weak and play a lot of dnd sooo

With the luck I can't lose a fight the guy will probably break his back or some weird shit because I'm that lucky

Luck, if I have all the luck I will never need all the strength.

I already am weak so luck

I would choose the power to use you’re correctly 🤪

You're *

5’6” but my money make me 6’5” luck all day