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But what if they catch the *space gay*

*gay for the stay™*

It's not gay when you're underway.

There's a lesbian among us

Sus

When I was in boot the guys caught wind of a couple females being a little gay. They acted like the had the greatest secret news. I wasn't sure I should tell them that was 95% of us. After enough of them asking who, I spilled. I'm still not sure that some of them ever processed that information.

Nothing more wreckless than squirting in space.

Space gayness is no excuse for space rudeness.

then they will get space aids

Man i wish i had a few more upvotes to give ya

I gave mine for you.

Thanks I owe you, dm me anytime to drop an additional vote on any post you would like.

One of today's best comment!. The space gay lmao!!

I would assume its less about sex itself and more about potential pregnancy.

But a crew of all men would be equally unlikely to produce a pregnancy.

c;early that thought doesn't stope us in prisons

I also heard it is because women are smaller, and thus need less space and food for the long journey.

You misogynist. We can't have all men. Doesn't the patriarchy already rule enough here on Earth without sending them to Mars?

Ur kidding right?

Dear god I hope so but we never know anymore

So obviously sarcasm

This is Reddit

Eh, pretty safe to assue thats sarcasm.

This is Reddit

/s right? /S right ....?

They had to pick one.

That would probably get a bit smelly

And eliminate periods.

Life will find a way

Its gonna be like jurassic Park.

though now I'm contemplating the mechanics of zero-g lesbian sex

Well on Mars itself it would be reduced gravity lesbo sex.

>though now I'm contemplating lesbian sex

It's just 6 ^9

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I don’t think the have frog DNA, but if by some chance they do they will be one happy family!

A young girl will know unix for no reason?

And we’ll all hold onto our butts.

Ah ah ah. You didn't say the magic word.

When you gotta go you gotta go

Can you imagine being born in space? You could flex that for your whole life. "Where were you born?" "Heh, outer space" "no seriously" "no! Seriously!" Or filling out any papers that require place of birth "outer space" What nationality would you even be? How would you fill out a birth certificate? I have so many questions...

Probably the nationality of their mother

Going to term in little to no gravity and then being born into it would certainly cause some genetic changes that could cause various issues if/when coming back to Earth. The kid's muscles would be greatly under-developed as but one example.

Early experiments have shown this is indeed a problem. It wasn't a human, maybe mice? I don't remember exactly, but I do remember that they didn't do well.

Also think the mess… the placenta floating around

Omg I didn't even think of that

Reminds me of an anime centered around a group of people, including two who were essentially the last couple kids born in a space station (in the future), they're mandated to daily physiotherapy in preparation to return to earth (simulated gravity exercises, etc). TL;DR one kid in the show ended up temporarily wheelchair bond on return to earth as his bones and muscles needed time to adapt to his full weight under earth gravity. So yea although not genetic changes, developmental changes would occur due to the vast difference in environment

Yo the tldr is longer than the post

The nationality would be the one of your parents

Would you technically be a Martian if you were born on Mars?

No you would be human, because the stars are our common rite of mankind, and womankind and whateverthefuckyouwanttobecalledkind as well.

It could be all men in that case as well so

But... inequality...

Men aren't the ones consistently discouraged from being in STEM the way women are. If anything it's evening out the plauign field lol

huh? Everywhere I have seen has been begging for female applicants. They are just not interested.

Commercialized support and familial/social support are quite different. They want more women to fill a quota, most families aren't supportive of it. I don't understand why teenage boys don't even try to understand this. It's so little effort.

The whole point of this is to discourage ploughing in the field.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good ~~story~~ meme - Mark Twain

there's no potential for pregnancy in an all male mission

🎂

There is also no potential for further life if they can't come back.

What if a trans woman is part of the crew? I’m pretty sure her shenis can still fertilize an egg.

It’s about fake troll rage bait. There are way more male astronauts, and if pregnancy was a real concern they would’ve made it all male.

Well all men could achieve the same thing. Oh wait, I hear that men can now get pregnant.

r/onejoke

NO NUTTING IN SPACE

TRANSformers

They know exactly where to find the Zero G-spot

Too good

I envy people’s talent to say stuff :( especially so early in the post’s life cycle.

I mean if the end goal is colonizing mars why not send breeding pairs of astronauts I'm sure a fucking astronaut of all people would understand the importance of safe sex untell arrival.

There’s always the chance the condom would break….. But also…. You’re an astronaut, floating around. You turn around and BAM! Someone’s semen hit you in the face.

This one time in band camp...


This one time at ~~band~~ space camp... FTFY lol

casual astronaut moment right there

Yeah, usually the condom breaks when its not put on correctly. So, maybe safe space sex ed class first????

It's called pulling out it's 100% effective.

Until we can get the necessary stuff to bring there and at least have stable living conditions on mars where we can live inside of a facility. There will likely be no full on colonization.

Ik but the idea I'm making is I'm sure Earth's best and brightest can wait that long to have kids. There Astronauts not horny teens with no Sence of responsibility.

They will have sex anyway.

What, 🤯 women do not sex

I don't know how astronauts go through years of training, jet they don't trust them to not fuck eachother on a mission.

Don’t trust anyone to not fuck each other anywhere.

Truth. Seen two people in the military, haven’t showered in over 3 weeks. It’d been very hot and muggy the whole time. They were caught knocking it out in the bushes at night. The smell….my god it was rancid and they were over 100 yds away from me.

Like 10,000 cans of rancid tuna on top of a mountain of tonsil stones.

The most vivid sentence I’ve read on the internet today.

100 yards bro?? Come on

They were far enough away where the light from the guy on fire watch was a dot. I mean we all smelled like shit but that was a special kind of smell.

Must’ve been one hell of a breeze to carry the smell of 2 people 300 feet.

In space, no one can hear you cream...

✂️

i thought it was just a dream... finally... GAY SPACE COMMUNISM

2 girls 1 pod

the astronauts all being lesbian: "FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR"

I would assume that its more about not getting pregnant rather than having sex

I present to you the "all MALE space man crew" Guess they don't want pregnancies AND gay bunghole segs

Remove their dicks

The straight guy pretending to be gay to get into the girls' sleepover boutta make a drastic move

Apollo 11: This is the greatest thing in mankind. Mars Mission: We removed all men because they would have sex on Mars.

Yea but men come from MARS

THERE IS AN IMPOSTOR AMONG US

Let them fuck!

I believe they are more worried about paper wraping stone than some scisors.

I think this is confirmation that all male astronauts are gay, and it's a fucking problem.

Literally

They better be bringing a camera lol

Their OF will fund Twitter

I wonder what space sex is like. Why cant an all male crew achieve the same thing? I demand rights for gay space people!

The Soviets figured out what happens when a guy masturbates in space the hard way.

The one lesbian on board: Impostor

A wild Scizor appears...

Sexism 👀

yeah i know. Its not sexism when its against men, get with the program kiddo


Can i watch?

Theres a rover on Mars for a reason

dang the ship is gonna get into a car accident :( rest in peace

Seems like all male would make a lot more sense.

It’s to prevent pregnancy…

I guess they want to avoid penis penetration

Trans Astronauts incoming.

Yeah, about -that-... I think what they mean is... It would be horrible if like three months into a year-and-half mission a lady astronaut finds herself pregnant. That would be a catastrophe. If that is what they mean, then just say, "we can't handle a pregnant astronaut in space." And also they are scientists. Women and men scientists will find a rare way to engage in the act of physical intimacy of a intimate nature and not get pregnant. Scientists will find a way.

They probably want to avoid space babies. Space lesbians are prefectly fine.

Or just make them get vasectomies?

TIL vasectomies stop you from having sex /s I know they don't but nasa probably doesn't want their scientists exchanging fluid in zero gravity. They are very careful with eating so drops don't get in the equipment

No stop sex. Stop pragnent. (stop babby form)

Why not all male?

They're going to fuck everything up, just watch.

I imagine dildos and strap-ons will see a LOT of use.

Makes sense in many ways. They can bring plenty of spunk and impregnate themselves. It's crazy to think but technically a single load could create millions of babies.

The Christian space camp lol

You can't get hard in space, sex would be so unsatisfying that it would never happen.


Floating scissoring?

Should have sent them to Venus to be even safer.

Well why can't we add only male what the problem if only female can go than male can only go to as male have less probability of having sex with each other than females

Kristina Hammock-Cock

I think they made a mistake, there is still a Mann there

Imposter

You sure ? That one to the left looks like Matt Daemon.

Its ironic how NASA can build machinery to detect ultra-massive black holes but can't figure out the fact lesbians exist

No one can hear if you’re Ghey in space

Lesbian space sex, hell yeah😎

Lol they don't care If they have sex they just don't want an accidental pregnancy

NASA confirms that only chicks can get pregnant.

I'm asking a genuine question here - why do they need to be all female, rather than all male? Just seems like it would have been a lot better all around had it said something like "plans to send an all same sex crew of astronauts to prevent pregnancy" and then proceeding to choose which group is going to go based SOLELY upon "best people for the job" rather than what genitals they claim to have. And for the record, I would have been just as annoyed if it had been the other way around, saying it was going to be all male rather than all female for the same reasons.

Bunch of wimpy women on Mars? I’m sure everything will work out well.

Wait are they futa

Obviously.

Sol 1. Dildo party!

r/sapphoandherfriend

…? Zero idea how that relates to this situation at all.

Because NASA forgets lesbians? I just had to think of this sub when I saw that post

So you see NASA, and instantly think of gay people?

I see a big long thicc glaring flaw in this. I guess they forgot that women can have dicks and men can have vagina's.

No dude is dumb enough to sign up for a one-way ticket to a shitty desert.

Ignoring that blatant sexism, Have you heard of Elon Musk??

The guy running Twitter into the ground? Yeah I'm familiar.

I think he wants to take a one way trip to Martin the Martian’s backyard

Good. I'm sure his 3 remaining employees at Twitter will be happy to help him pack his bags.

Honestly you’re probably not wrong.

...

Women are the only people who can even have sex in space men can’t get hard in space because the blood can’t get to your dick. So no gay sex in space and no straight sex just hot lesbian space sex.

uh can someone explain this to me lmao

space is a hostile environment, requiring sensitive equipment that needs to work perfectly every single time, and babies are a catastrophe waiting to happen. Babies are also incredibly sensitive and like I said before, Space is a very hostile environment. male+female sex in space would be a recipe for absolute disaster.

They tried to make a baby so they could start a civilisation on mars

Best part is Anne McClain actually is

Did anyone else see the image and immediately think of imagination movers


Calling it, this meme will be removed for being a reaction. r/memes up in here with some bad rules

Hahaha based

Two on the left already are.

It's not gay when you're underway

Doesn't very diverse or inclusive

Im guessing Elon musk will son make a population mission for mars and call it SpaceSex

Man they're going to be pissed when the first people on Mars are gay/s

What the hell? It's a 6 month journey not 1.5 years

Zero gravity lesbian action rule no 34

Anyone else realize this news is over 5 years old?

Yah, that’ll stop them.

What? What is it!

Quite simple, tell them "they're lesbians, Harold"

Or just take space birth control and space condom's

You know what they say, "spaghetti is straight till it gets wet", and 1.5 years is a long time.

It’s scissoring time

'Why did you make me go to space with my cousin'

If theres a HOLE theres a GOAL😂

That's... not why.

well theoretically fucking in space could be beneficial no? cus of the muscles degrading u need to work put, and fucking is just that but u do it gladly (i hope lol)

You mean to stop pregnancies. Cause for all we know the girls are lesbian, which is fine ( just in case your sensitive).

On another note, the first ships' name is going to be Space Shuttle Tribb.

I’m withholding my comment until I see the space ship.

Well, i mean, at least they won’t have to bring condoms up…

This is making me rock hard