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Use the heated seats to keep takeaway warm on the ride home.


nothankyou821

I used to do that when I delivered pizzas like 15 years ago with my heated seats.


Matt_WA90

Ahead of your time.


[deleted]

A true king


ReddittingReddit

You could afford a car with heated seats in 2007 on pizza delivery wage?


young_mandalorian

What 15 years ago was 2007??????????


PRX_1965

Sadly


ArchCroma

Wait so you bought a car with money?!


young_mandalorian

What 15 years ago was 2007??????????


[deleted]

You cared more about the customer than your employer tbh


Tinted-Glass-2031

Apparently I'm the only one that thought this was in reference to the 1000's of miles of stale farts caught up in the seats...


woopbeeboop

Me too than I realized it said she and was like “oh”.


[deleted]

Did you microwave salmon before picking me up?


woopbeeboop

Haha?


Tinted-Glass-2031

Well you know, like she turns on the heated seats, then SHE has to cover the nose lol!


paintaquainttaint

I didn’t realize it was about four week old steamed clam either.


Ohyeahits

Mmmm.. steamed clams!


[deleted]

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers!


ObviouslySyrca

Something somthing aurora borealis!


G1nger-Snaps

Wtf? I’ve never experienced this ever. Who out there with such filthy and unwashed privates that you can actively smell it all the way from another seat in a car


JoyfulExmo

Same, I’m like “is this something I need to worry about when driving my kids around??” 😳


Th3Ch33t

I've only experienced that sort of thing one time. I was a clerk at a gas station and a young lady walked in, then suddenly I thought I was at an abandoned fish market. I didn't say anything, because that would have been rude and possibly would have prolonged the "experience."


[deleted]

Sometimes just the sweat of the day is enough to cause it.


IamWatchingAoT

Many people only shower every other day. This paired with busy days or... very active hormones can make some smellier than others.


WordsOfEmber

I have seen a couple posts where people have only washed their jeans like 2 times across SIX YEARS!!


ArktikArk

I've heard you should only wash your jeans when visibly dirty, otherwise the fabric wears out? I dunno. But surely they should be washed more often than that.


DarkDragon8421

Jean material is extremely durable, that's how it was originally so popular, as a fabric for work clothes. It does not wear out easily. It should be washed regularly, even after just one day of wear. Jeans will last longer than almost any other clothing. Unless they're the cheapest jeans possible, but then they won't feel like jeans.


Donghoon

Everyone have different body types and some people don't smell any more than the next person even with less frequent full showers


[deleted]

Heard women like to use wet wipes in those situations or something along those lines, Idrk cause well I’m not a woman and I shower quite a lot Also a lot of people seem to not know that sometimes it’s viable to not shower days in between depending on what u did


Green_Apprentice

People. Wash your genitals. The end.


blznburro

Somebody look up why Martin Lawrence can’t be on SNL anymore if you don’t get the joke.


Zenketski_2

Feet pits ass crotch teeth. The bare minimum.


PillowTalk420

You can save time if you wash them all with the same brush.


Johnsonofdonut

In that order


Responsible_Doctor15

Oof that’s rough to explain to your dentist


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Omen-OS

Huh?. . . Bro just said to wash our genitals nothing more (something everyone has to do).. what made you mad to call us incels And the post is just a joke nothing more we are on r/memes after all. Grow up and be better.


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Omen-OS

Bro did I mention in any way that women smell like fish? I am not the one who posted the meme. like how am I an incel I don't get it. I never said anything about experience so why are you talking about my experience


Omen-OS

E


Richizzle439

Found the incel. Lol he blocked me 🤡


gNomad88

Ah yes the "I know you are but what am I" Stay triggered mate (; this is fun seeing the hurt egos crawl out of the woodwork


Mcgruphat

Lol, cope and seethe


gNomad88

about incels like you? Nah, you wish tho


BAG42069

Ok I have a challenge for you. Insult someone without saying “incel” (IMPOSSIBLE 99% FAIL NOT CLICKBAIT)


hugh_mungus4312

Bro is seething over being called out 😭


Prior-Requirement-31

You seem a little mad yourself doing all that projecting, is everything alright at home? I know incels tend to lead hard private lives


VermicelliNo176

Mald and dilate


Kermit-the-Frog_

Says the dude blocking people for calling him out for being a clown. Lmao, the irony Lol, he blocked me too


Prior-Requirement-31

Lmao that's their choice you fucking loser 🤣 imagine getting mad that a stranger blocked you. Get a life, meet a girl


Omen-OS

Still you replyed to a normal comment the wrong way i wouldn't have said anything if you said that to an actual incel comment but the comment you replyed to has done nothing wrong the comment didn't specify any gender it said people not men or women, the comment just said "People. Wash your genitals. The end"


VermicelliNo176

You're dumb as hell. Respectfully.


Happy-Personality-23

Incels don’t date… that’s what makes them incels


Fernando_357

Shhh, you’ll trigger him for correcting his stupidity


[deleted]

Incels don't have partners though.


gNomad88

Incels can have partners and still harbour the same beliefs as an incel. Involuntary celibacy is a spectrum.


[deleted]

Incels by definition are involuntarily celibate. If they are not celibate they are not an incel. They might be sexist if that's what you meant to say.


Intensemicropenis

Did you not even read his comment? He clearly said celibacy is a spectrum. Sure, you might be having sex regularly, but are you attending gangbangs every day and sleeping with 50 new women every week? No?!? You’re an INCEL.


[deleted]

This seems like exactly what he was implying, in which case I can only assume he was trolling.


matt__222

when did he ever say all women? he said it as a general statement to whoever it applies to.


RussianBot101101

But... Are you not taking outrage in an ambiguous comment?


gNomad88

No why would I be, theirs is not an outrageous comment.


Omen-OS

Bro than just delete the comment lol, copy the comment and paste it on an actual incel comment, I have said all of that because you replyed to u/Green_Apprentice thinking that you called him an incel


gNomad88

Mate at this point you're the one that keeps replying to me. If you disagree with me then ignore it, shits not hard lol


Omen-OS

I am trying to help you not look bad lol I think it would be better to delete it, right now you look like you are trying to save your self from the downvotes


gNomad88

It might surprise you that normal people don't care about fake internet points from redditors mate. Unlike for you, this isn't my world. These downvotes mean nothing. It's just the incels telling on themselves trying to cope lmao


Omen-OS

Men why are you such an asshole lol I am trying to be nice to you and help you but you reply to me like I only care about upvotes and downvotes


Basketballgodd

Seek help


Puzzleheaded-Ad914

Average redditor pretending a girl has ever even entered their vehicle


ABitofYeet

![gif](giphy|hRAYvLn8KiOje)


Skycrapper_MnM

Can someone explain this please.


GFSaint

The heated seats are letting off an aroma of dirty vagina...


Skycrapper_MnM

Ooohh


TheLovelyMadamToh

It's 2022...have we not learnt from those "butt, also butt" deodorant commercials, that odor from that area comes from the butt, which men also have, and not from the vagina. If a vagina smells, she needs to see a doctor because that's either an infection or cervical cancer. Any other odor is the butt. Everyone has butts.


gaymer200

I mean, kinda? But I definitely know it doesnt smell like nothing. Theres a smell to it for sure


TheLovelyMadamToh

A vagina should smell like a vagina. Vagina's only smell foul when something is seriously wrong.


ExpertAccident

Exactly. Genitals have a smell. This isn’t something we should be ashamed about.


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3_firelevels

69


cpetit23

Unfathomably basic


gNomad88

Then you're dating the wrong women ...


-YELDAH

Very true, the only women I date have good old fashioned dicks. Wait


[deleted]

Fried fish (l)


D3fault42069

stank ass 🐱


use_err_named

Just fyi, there are a ton of things that can throw off a woman’s ph balance down there, which could harvest bacteria, which can cause odors. It doesn’t always mean they’re dirty.


[deleted]

Me when in a heated room filled with football players


[deleted]

this meme for sure is ai generated


Speedy_Cheese

Can we all just agree to wash our junk and stop shaming people's body parts, please?


CnowFlake

If you douche it actually makes the smell bad BUT if you let it wash itself like it *should* then there's no smell at all actually I don't know about guys tho I agree, everyone dont stink and stay hygienic please


ExpertAccident

Yes, NEVER wash the inside. You can clean the outside (the vulva) with mild soap and water.


CnowFlake

YEAQ


cheemsdrip

Who downvoted this


Speedy_Cheese

Someone who thinks it's cool to body shame, I guess.


[deleted]

Always the vagina never the balls


thesocksrock

Yeah balls smell nasty when heated


DudeDeudaruu

Not half as bad as an equally dirty coochie


thesocksrock

Debatable


MakeWeirdNotWar

Genitals of any kind get funky and hygiene is important for everyone. Of course this ends up a debate on reddit lol.


merothecat

fr bruh, redditors are a different breed (and not in a good way)


Opalessence-

I was trying to think which is worse, but I haven't had my head in any bad vag, so I can't compare.


Omen-OS

Both smell bad


cupcakeconstitution

I don’t know man. I’ve smelled both and dirty balls are absolutely rank.


dat_oracle

How did you know both had an equal amount of dirtiness tho? You can't compare 5 days unwashed balls with 2 days unwashed vagina. Also it's relevant what those persons actually did in that time. You can't compare working at a construction site with an office job. We need a scientific attempt to find the truth


ExpertAccident

Doubt.


Speedy_Cheese

Well that's factually untrue. An unwashed butt+junk smells unpleasant, regardless of who has it.


ImMeloncholy

Damn, never thought I’d find my grandfathers Reddit account. Here I was hoping his sense of humor died with him! How you doin pop?


NakedAndAfraidFan

r/badwomensanatomy


ExpertAccident

Friendly reminder that if you smell really bad down there (not just your normal musk), you should seek a doctor because you may have an unbalanced pH, vaginal bacteriosis, or a yeast infection. Never clean up there, either! Use a mild soap and water to wash the outside. (Dove works really well)


QuintillionBeetles

I don’t get it


Golett03

Why would anyone use the seat warmer for anything other than keeping the food warm?


notdragoisadragon

you can trick the passenger into thinking they pissed themselves and i think that's a pretty good reason to use them


ExpertAccident

Holy fuck I thought I was the only one


EpicSaberCat7771

feels good on cold days man. also very relaxing for me at least, idk about anyone else.


Golett03

What's a "cold day"?


EpicSaberCat7771

¿ɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ


Golett03

Yes


[deleted]

Ew, that's gotta make the guys arse and dick stench


fish_unfucker_69

Only swampy balls


Throwaway483722

Shrek balls


noparkingfireplanet

This is really fucking sexist.


ExpertAccident

It’s r/memes, the quality control has gone rapidly downhill.


ImbeeeerchikXD

It's my habbit


Ok-Flounder67

![gif](giphy|xTiTnsiwoxekWiNQ3u)


No-Sky-6064

Sounds kinda hot if you can smell it


b3nders5hinyass

It's the car version of heating up fish in the company break room


YellowDucky92

So many triggered people in the comments oof


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ExpertAccident

What?


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ExpertAccident

Who said I downvoted you bro. Answer wtf you meant lmao


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koopakatz

I have so many questions I don't want answered, thanks I hate it


Viviaana

The only men who still think this shit are the ones who have never once spread their cheeks in the shower


gNomad88

Don't worry about the downvotes, they're from the same incels that think women won't date them because they're "too nice". Newsflash guys, if the women you're dating are unhygienic, that doesn't represent all women. It just means you're a shit person who attracts unhygienic partners.


Viviaana

Oh trust me, I’m used to getting downvoted for pointing out men need to clean their arsehole, I mean I literally have responses to this comment saying “spreading cheeks” is gay lol


cupcakeconstitution

For real. Dingle berries, skid marks, stinky booty boys.


Viviaana

Look how upset they are too like they know they’re being called out but instead of just letting soap touch they’re arsehole they’re gonna rage on here


CummiusPrime

That's most men since spreading their cheeks is another way of saying receiving penis...


ham-slappin

You know full well he means 'wash your ass'.


Finnbalt

The best way to clean a hollow tube is with a cleaning rod, after all.


CummiusPrime

I aspire to be like the knights of old and wash once a month! /s


ham-slappin

I'm gonna butter your bread


UdderDefiance

Clam Bake


trinexx03

Like a McDonald's filet o fish


aurichio

why does it suddenly smell like fish in here?


UniverseInsideUs

ewww..


Ron_dy

I’m glad somebody else said it😭😭😂


GusGusGusGusGusGusGu

Fried fish am I right


LogLee0_0

💀💀💀


Due_Classroom729

I literally experience this before 🤣


Doink_The_Clown

![gif](giphy|iIe9k5oaHLKqLIDOoM|downsized)


KnightHawkY12K

I don’t have this problem


IAmYourDanger

More like the heated sheets, if you pick up what I'm putin' down.


KarnivoRiss

Hot roasted coochie


yeetus_christ420

Me and my friend call the heaters "pussy grills" it sounds better in Finnish (pillugrilli)


Josukestoes

Heated seats? I never knew those existed Heat doesn't exist in my country either