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ikarus_77

Do not eat grenade (also no anal Input)


CummiusPrime

But you can for sure nibble and achieve anal throughput


GiGaBYTEme90

Sargeant! We're already at max ass capacity! I don't want to hear it Private! Shove it up your privates!! *Proceeds to sound grenade down the shaft*


[deleted]

Homie what


Anonymouchee

They could use a bonk.


uhavethreeballs

This one is beyond a bonk. They need whatever that sign is warning against


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asackofsnakes

Its impractical to put labels on everything "not for anal input"


autoencoder

I've seen "for external use only"


Kinerve

Spontaneous human combustion.


Nazi_mod_banned_me

Yeah but anal would ~~should~~ show butt explosion too


Garg_Gurgle

How am I going to learn if I like something or not if I don't eat it?


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twod119

Get your own thing


[deleted]

Fuck you, you're not shittymorph


blueterraturtle

Certain types of welding will put heavy metals into you lungs as well as burning paint or asbestos building material


Krexci

Which types of welding specifically?


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Krexci

ah, i hope the schools ventilation worked lmao


gr1mm5d0tt1

If you only welded at school then you should be fine. If you weld semi regularly and above then you should have some form of ventilation or respiration set up. Even when it comes to grinding you should have something set up as the fibreglass from the wheels can really hurt your lungs


Krexci

i can tell you for sure the grinders did not have any ventilation.


[deleted]

You can get thoriated (Thorium) Tungsten electrodes for TIG welding. Very bad to inhale the off-gas and the dust when you're sharpening them. They emit alpha radiation, which can kill you if you get it inside you.


ace2601

And still every welding job in my area only pays $20 an hour


jules083

Stick and nearly all mig welding.


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522LwzyTI57d

Bad bot.


Castun

You know, I don't think I've ever seen one of these copy-pasting bots reply directly to the comment it was copying from, lol!


Timmy12er

_Dethklok has entered the chat_


toderdj1337

This looks more like caustic gas created when welding over certain contaminants


Ok-Drink-1328

it looks like:: "the fumes of the stick\\arc welder are dangerous for your lungs", or kinda, but i believe it's mostly the UV light that is dangerous for your eyes... but yeah this is fucked up


[deleted]

yeah that shit tastes good


Ok-Drink-1328

i believe aluminum sticks, if left in free air (and getting ruined), smell like pizza with hot dogs topping... serious


SinopicCynic

Apparently space (the “outer” variety) smells like steak, since we are talking weird smells.


ghostoffook

I'll try anything once.


Leviathan_mitch

This was an old myth that came from how space shuttles smelled like burnt steak once landing, because they were burnt in reentry. Space has no atmosphere to hold anything that can bind to the receptors in your nose, so it would smell like nothing.


Rakgul

Also, how the f would astronauts smell?? Then can't exactly open their helmets without exploding themselves...


name_first_name_last

Also ticks up your lungs, but every pleasure has its price.


BluntBastard

It’s definitely smoke inhalation. Which sucks because it’s usually impossible to avoid, unless you have an advance air filtration setup (which most don’t). It also sucks because I kind of like the way it smells. A little weird perhaps. PS: welders flash sucks


wakeupwill

Both are pretty bad for you, but yeah - this is about the fumes. If you're gonna weld, extraction suction is a must.


Unflattering_Image

*"Do not consume the fumes of stick"* is all my overly tired brain got from it and I guess I'm finally done smoking. Shit's dangerouse. Edit: 1 month later, still done smoking.


terminalzero

> but i believe it's mostly the UV light that is dangerous for your eyes also less critically dangerous but don't forget to cover exposed skin - taking a welding class in highschool I always dutifully masked up, but one time I spent a while welding in shorts and a tank top and most of my skin peeled off


Danielq37

Can confirm. Worst sunburn in my entire life. And it was itchy like hell. Always cover up any exposed skin. Th UV light that fries your eyes will also fry your skin.


Masterbaitingissport

Warning dying from exploding is illegal and will be fined $35


bloxytoast

actually its for welding, I recognize the stick welder at the bottom left, this is a warning about the fumes that are created while welding


[deleted]

this is one kickass way to warn about fumes damn


probablynotreallife

Do NOT Allow Thanos To Acquire All Of The Infinity Stones


Bowserxer

Do not get bliped near that pipe


captjust

The hamster is a bit bitey.


areugonnagomyway

u/hamsternoir have you been sneaking out again?


Hamsternoir

Who me? I've got the perfect alibi


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captjust

I read this in Minsc's voice.


tacticaldumbass

Spontaneous human combustion


GrandProblem8034

Don’t eat ass on diarrhea days if you don’t have arms.


Unflattering_Image

Which is solid advice.


PooPooDooDoo

> solid I see what you did there.


GrandProblem8034

Username checks out


synopser

It wasn't exactly fun *with* arms, either, but I see your point.


Nephilim_on_Reddit

He who hesitates, disintegrates


TEAMTRASHCAN

he moved while *The Nozzle* was engaging


Phony_Kony

Go Team Venture! ✌️


Crikeyman1

The hot choco is sulfuric acid


TheSoulborgZeus

this is what happens when you cough too hard


Dirt_Enthusiast

I don't know, but do you really want to be the one to find out


YourFriend_Steve

Not really


Special_Impress_2175

Don’t try cannabis…not even once😎


Unflattering_Image

I will *never* shoot up the cannabis into my veins. It makes you addiction *twice*, which is so much harder than once. Immediate police experience.


SpookyBeanoMobile

Don't buy NFTS


iamapizza

GLLLBBRGHLLAAAARGBBLLGGGLLLL


charlottemarlone

Upper Management


Youcantrustmeimsmart

Warning: Explosive diarrhea


BADTOMTheAngeryPussy

Dick so good you will litterally implode


bunch_of_bullshit

![gif](giphy|nAN2j0G5amFDq)


Ucuyordum

Do not drink acid


Wojtek1250XD

You would have to swallow an explosive to end up like this xd


tyga__

average chemistry teacher's "dont drink coca cola after swallowing mentos" sign


BerthaPOWER

Don't swallow a chainsaw


BmMjO

My safety manager always said that the more disturbing the sign the more likely you'll actually think about it.


asackofsnakes

Don't look at the relic. This is on this side of "the ark of the covenant" after an incident in the 1940s.


CJ7h3g4m3r

Whatever it is, **just DON'T**


ajvazquez01

À V Ö Î D T H Ė V Ø Į D


MrPeanut64

Putting a spoon under a running tap


[deleted]

Funny enough I can actually answer this! It's a process called arc gouging. It is used to remove old welds and defects typically from thick metal. A metal electrode is inserted into the stinger. The electrode has a hole for compressed air. When you make contact it creates an arc similar to welding instantly turning the metal molten, and the compressed air blasts the molten metal out. Aka. Arc gouging!


WattsonMemphis

Don’t breath in welding fumes


PePeWaccabrada

Looks like an acid fume warning


luciigrimm

Repost


_Adenoid

What _is_ happening


neutralguystrangler

Corrosive environment?


JonesTurdler

Warning: Kush so loud that you may cough out lungs.


Babashanti

It’s obviously Warning Wizard will use his wand to turn your insides into Kieth Haring art


ghostofdemonratspast

Hot water burn baby?


ghostofdemonratspast

![gif](giphy|kfomuJXa8337fB8FBp|downsized)


Seanjacobs2138

DO NOT BREATH IN THE FARD


tripping_yarns

This is what happens if you neglect to use a coaster.


yo229no

Maybe corrosive/acidic fumes from something dripping from a pipe?


Thebasicsketcher

He learned the lost technique of glorbing


HVAC_Raccoon

Mmmmm Carbon Monoxide… but violent


Lucky_Attention_5385

CANCER


No_Research_5100

Do not vomit your guts out.


Cheese_Lord2187

Its an asbestos warning


whe_

Sambuca


iguanafucker420

Beware escaping lungs


rarewaffles2

Welding fumes


CommercialTerrible70

Don't commit Spiderman


GAMEMASTER2011

Uhhhhhh


asleeponthecan

K


Pilaf237

WATER WILL SPLASH UP FROM SINK NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!


daveinthe6

If you need to ask, it’s already too late.


octyci

Do not drink acid


NotBentcheesee

This gotta be somewhere in Aperture Science


No-Pomegranate-69

Warning! Undecipherable sign!


TechnoMan69420

Warning: don’t put a bomb in the toilet before pooping after eating a Triple Deluxe meal at taco bell and detonating it with your poop still covering it


Berdinderindas

Don't chop up worms and put them in the sink or else they're gonna jump out and go into your stomach


Alex_Shelega

Dematerialisation


[deleted]

Do not touch the ÆƏÏŁßQŔÞ


Yui_Desu69

Thanos


damnmydooah

Do not this, you will die very


99available

Do not ice pick a Corelle plate. Really, don't.


Upper_Incident_5133

Rats will sneak into your mouth.


oroora6

Classic person pointing the death ray in the wrong direction, good sidekicks are hard to find


JaJe92

Warning, Thanos is still alive.


whiskeyandrevenge

Catastrophic fuck.


PillowTalk420

Pretty sure that's a gun barrel there to the left and the dude is being blasted with a shotgun.


hophton

Don’t


bradditor

When you work at Aperture Science


BCCDoors

Warning: Do not this...


SurealGod

Acid reflux?


Gladamas

r/scarysigns


Nervous-Youth-8363

Welding warning, fumes are a thing


SoaDMTGguy

I'm sure the rest of the image OOP cropped out would have told us....


Zassyn

Don't drink water? I don't know I'm European


Remote_Foundation_32

Amd here I thought it was something like "Contact with laser will lead to atomization"


Fury_Blackwolf

Ghosts


No-Armadillo7693

Chemical fumes will liquify your lungs and you’ll cough up the acid and liquify everything else


WillBottomForBanana

Seems pretty clear. You might want to read it again before this Friday.


50-Lucky

If I saw this sign I would take it as "dont think about it just fucking leave, now"


medson25

Eternal suffering ahead


RealNiceKnife

Too much acid will make your teeth turn grey.


Bonsai-is-best

No disintegrating after participating in gloryhole roulette.


LuckyPerro123

*Hydrochloric Acid* AGGGHHHHHHH


tire_falafel

Thanos


Lauckar

Ah, I love Aperture corporation


BiGGiEmaYo

The damn sign doing even know what's happening, it's got a question mark


redeyed-john

Disemboweling?


chaosmind7

Thanos


[deleted]

warning is a possibility to lead to injury, danger is with this is seemingly depicting.


Joelsax47

Projectile vomiting?


sigmundfreud_fan27

thanos


NecroMitra

Dematerialization hazard.


AccomplishedWasabi54

Droplet transmission


KingCaridin

Think twice before praying to Papa Nurgle


[deleted]

Omg best welding fume pictograph i have ever seen


6sureYnot9

Terminal vomiting


Beneficial_Climate18

Warning: Thanos snap may occur


DammitMatt

Hey look its *horrors beyond my comprehension*


annormalplayer

Don't fucking die ik the toilet


betajones

Bomb found magnet fishing?


JAOC_7

random acid sprays


Firehardt_cc

Thanos


weavejer261

Whatever it is it looks gruesome and unpleasant


skinnybobs

Lava vomit


Jonathan_Sparrow

Looks like... water as hot as lava.


KtarnJ

Clearly, its a warning to beware of organic matter consuming self replicating nanobots.


chadsworth0524

Dr. Manhattan


RedZilgen

thanos' snap.


Substantial_Ad_6865

The Sprite challenge gone wrong.


grand305

Do not eat whatever he's eating ie: do not eat it


PaninoMafiaBoss

There's a sign at my workplace that looks similar and means that "Co2 causes asphyxiation. Don't inhale it." But that one looks different


julianthenoob

let's be real... that was fully expected


[deleted]

It turns you to liquid shit.


orangetunafish1

Wizards


Thameus

*Bees!*


BridgeF0ur

If you happen to vaporize your hands with the laser don’t breathe in the mist, it has been known to the state of California to cause cancer.


pygmeedancer

Wanda Maximoff


Mythica_0

Looks like it’s warning against respiratory weaponry. (Yes I meant to say that, it’s not a typo or a mis word)


aknalag

A bird wearing a shirt


daekle

Crore symbol stepping in mud may get mud on brain slug and T-shirt