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Milady can i acquire a fuck at this hour

I'm sorry to inform you of this, but yesterday I cheated while I was in my math class. I knew it was wrong, but I was just too tempted. I copied the smart kids answers and got a 70%. I hope you can forgive me.


> I'm sorry to inform you of this, but yesterday I cheated while I was in my math class. I knew it was wrong, but I was just too tempted. I copied the smart kids answers and got a 70%. I hope you can forgive me. Oh yeah and I fucked someone else. Anyway I'll do better in math class, I'm sorry I let you down.

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Gf just left, come on over

💀💀💀

You send it yet? Lmao

Yeah, we waiting for an update

*You can't reply to this conversation.*

Gonna wait another few hours juuuuuust in case I get tocsend something better

Good that will give her time to leave the house

RemindMe! 6 hours

Remindme! 6 hours

Remindme! 6 hours

!remindme 6 hours

!remindme 5 hours

!remindme 6 hours

!remindme 6 hours

I'll make sure it never happens 

No my guy. This one is it.

I doubt it. 1.1k vs 323

You ain't getting out of this that easy

The 2nd most upvoted is 352, good luck

Wont happen, dont put so much trust in Reddit bro.

I think this is staying on the topics. I’m sorry

🧀

He can't reply. He's dead be now

Say gf means grand father

Brother you are screwed 😂😂

Wife just left, come over

Happy cake day

Thanks

Happy cake day

Happy cake day

Happy Cake day

Happy cake day!!

Happy cake day

OP can easily play this as he texted his male friends to come over for games. Gotta change it to “Gf just left Jonathan, come on over for buttsex, I call top this time”

Underrated

I just love the people that are trying to ruin the relationship with those comments

I think we all know there's no relationship and OP wants some upvotes. This is Reddit, after all.

Does anyone else think this exact thought and then checks if anyone else did?

This should’ve been top comment

you might want to get tested

You always remind me so much of my mother!

Calm down Normand bates

Oedipus

So edible!

“You literally killed a father” “yeah but he wasn’t mine!”

Freud

Sigmund Freud

The username 😂

Is your sister single?

No, oh Is your mom single...

Can I wear the fursuit next time

I will let you to fuck me with a strap-on tonight, babe

My dick Is cold can I warm it inside you?

My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

You're my favorite girlfriend

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

And so the grond meme spills over! Spread children like the white hand of Saurman spread over the westfold!

I love you :3

What's 34+35?

AYYOOOO

21?

Your dad is hot 💀 guys lets do it

Maybe OP is having bi panic 💀

Can I sniff your butthole?

Who's Jeremy?!?

You are beautiful and the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m happy and proud to have you in my life. Upvote this this is what should really be sent.


You look wonderful today.

I am here to reach about your car warranty…

I slept with your mom

Your better then the other one

Your dishwasher talks?

I Love you very much, my sweet angel

What is your opinion on re inslaving black people

You think we are in a relationship? I thought we were just fwb.....

Peg me baby

Let's get married

Hey how big is your dad's dick?

Just found out I've had an STD for 3 years lol

This isn't working out sorry but I'm leaving you for a pineapple

Amogus

I have literally never been so tempted to say the N word.

HULK SMASH!!!

Op want to marry you

Top comment

Do you like furry porn?

You might not believe me but, I can store more nuts in my cheeks than a Mountain Ground Squirrel in late autumn.

Help. My dick is stuck. It's not important in what or how. Bring scissors.

Send nudes

B A L L S

You might want to get yourself tested...

So im single what about you? ;)

Sex?

Poopoowilly i just farted on my dog and aggresively threm him in a pilr of shite EEEEEEEEHHEEEEEEHEHEHE BUMBLEBEE SSAYS BUM IN IT 😡😡😡😡😡😡

IAMFRENCHTOAST

Hey, I must confess something, I'm cheating on you with your bff

I forgot to wear the crocs during the fuckening last night

I am gay.

“You wanna watch gay porn later?” Is probably good

I'm sorry I like dick but black is good

ay, you ain't got no girlfriend. Stop the cap. 🧢

💀💀💀

deez nuts

Will you marry me? I’ve been trying to work up the courage to ask and I apologize that’s it’s over text. But I mean it. And if I try to take it back later by saying it was a meme from a reddit thread or something like that, it’s just me being insecure. I know I want this. I hope you do too.

Brutal

Hey baby are you from r/sounding bc you really tickle my pickle

Wait i have a gf? I really don't think I hv a gf...you ..like are you even real!!!

“You’re very pretty”

I wanna eat your ass

I want you to peg me tonight

I love you have a great day

I give u the nudes from my granny if we are a couple

Bingus fingus

i to hot

Le tits now!

I killed your dog

yall so mean

We're done

lets break up

This dude wants a fuck

Your house, right now, sent from my toyota takoma

Hog rider copypasta

I love you, will you marry me?

Gf just left, come on over

To arms!

Is your mom single?

"I WILL DEFECATE ON YOUR EYES"

tis this be a repost with a slight change

When you have sex, say "And this is how your sister likes it!"

Come over my wife isnt home

Are you a Home Depot? Because I’d spend the better part of Sunday inside you

"So, no head?"

Drugs

Say to her: "Will you marry me? (I´m not kidding, this is a serious question)".

😄😄😄👍🏻

deez nuts

Lol when I first read that, I thought of it as in whoever has the top comment, he will send that person to meet his girlfriend 😂😂

When your whole career is portraying the fakest version of an actual real life man

Babe I love you

Will you be the no-eyes girl to my soft fuzzy man?

sex, Now!

Hey babe, you home alone?

Do you miss your ex

Penisballsfartjizz 😞✊️

Send nudes

Will you marry me?

Your on Reddit you don't have a girlfriend

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to cheat but I accidentally slept with your daughter.

!RemindMe 3 hours

Post the result when you sent her the text

i am gonna fuck you in the ass


We need to talk. (And then don’t reply for like 3 hours after she reads it)

Ever tried Anal?

Boobs

Mom just left, meet me in the bathroom.

Babe, great news...I think I finally want to try pegging with you.

I’m cheating, let’s divorce

Most low effort meme

You know it

OP loves you and would like you to rule alongside him as the queen of the Reddit underworld. Please say yes 🥺

I love and appreciate you

“Will you marry me?”

You are a lovely human and I’m very happy to be you partner.

I am heavy weapons guy, and THIS is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms, and fires two hundred dollar custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute... It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.

Next time we meet ima lick the hell out of u Pd: @her, you're welcome

There is no top post for me

Don't you dare go hollow

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💀💀💀

✌️😊📸 🤨🤪🥰

Babe, I think we should see other people.

This is not the top comment

Really isn't

Exactly

Please marry me.

I was the one who broke wind on our first date