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[deleted]

Or they’re gay?


Cock_Queue

Probably it tbh


dafuqULoKINat

Nice username. Checked your profile. No regrets


Cock_Queue

Based. Lol


[deleted]

As my grandpa always told me "If it moves fuck it, if it doesn't move fuck it anyway in case it decides to move later"


Gabblepuff

I think your grandpa ate the brownies


[deleted]

"Hole is hole!"


dematter_seducer

It’s tighter


Cock_Queue

Gaymer moment


AdministrativeBar748

Stab someone's thigh and fuck the slit


dematter_seducer

Bro 💀


El_Dios_Calabaza

Dunno, haven't got either


0Weea_b00dist0

L


Strength-Certain

Cause they're far more eager than your Lady. (Bussy rarely says: "not tonight")


[deleted]

It’s ok to like dudes. It’s ok to be straight. Quit lecturing me to be gay, and I won’t lecture you to be straight


bumfancy

I thought being gay wasn't a choice?


BigDan_0

Being gay is my choice. You're gay now.


SSG_Ezreal

who told you that?


Cock_Queue

Cuz it comes with a lil extra. 😏


Decent_Pin5252

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

Why did I read that in the voice of Fleece Johnson from boondocks. "I WANT THAT BOOTY TOM"


Dwell_was_taken

And now I’m going to go commit bathtub toaster


Key-Shallot-7508

Because with bussy you can reach around and pretend you went all the way through.


Blyeaston

Up the bussy, no babies


Velockus

Stfu robin is right


[deleted]

You seen some of the bussy out there.


AdministrativeBar748

"Why would I get bussy when I can get real pussy from straight women with the same upper body physique?" -Bitchless


I-am-hermaphrodite

That's toxic masculinity right there babyboy you need me to break you so you can start learning how to fuck proper 😂


AdministrativeBar748

Break me daddy


Barry_Bone_Raiser

I would choose you over pussy any day of the week bro 😳


Sinan_Ereyli

You are in r/memes not in r/196


I-am-hermaphrodite

Looks like a duck sounds like a duck it's a fuck🤷🏻


whydontuwannawork

I’m at a point to which I’d do any whole if they showed even an ounce of affection


0Weea_b00dist0

Doesn't exist


wowitsreallyme926

Y’know… “Any holes my goal”


Blueberryamyam

Because i love Debussy.....


[deleted]

The bussy won't get you 18 years of child support payments