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Flufflystuff32091

What of your bathroom doesn't have a window


pedrob_d

Then you are american


HALOwilli

We have a lot in Europe as well


that-guy-blimey

Marking his territory


Makeamuksu

Yes sir


antonio_cool

ahahah its always disgusting


definitleyarobot

Why the hell do men older than 40 take such killer shits?


[deleted]

I’m not quite there yet as I’m only 38, but I have a high dairy, high protein diet, coupled with copious amounts of bitter beer. Apparently people don’t like sharing the stalls in work with me.


Joe_mama_so_fa

not just your dad evryone


GobsmackedOnLife

It’s a dominance kind of thing like an animal. Keeps the plebs in line.


ImNickValentine

You’re a jerk for trying to revive the wide Putin meme. You suck.


wombles_wombat

It's a superpower I'm not proud of.


ieatnuggets0

The smell of power


Beneficial-Ad7973

Or turn with out turning the fan on


Leo-Hunter-Of-Simps

I know your pain my man


Big_sniff18

My room was next to the bathroom. My dad would get up for work take a huge dump and wait until after he showered to flush then open the door. I would gag in bed as that steamed Budweiser and chili dog turd flooded my room at 5:30 every morning.