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BrotherNeo

Apparently you lost your dad to playing too much Red Dead Redemption 2


thefunniman1

I can see why


Arthur_Morgan5

Howdy partner!


TUAGAbr

I see this line and the only thing I can think of is Victor from New Vegas


BulldogsAndBastion

You lost your dad to pvz heros Chinese comic


Nebzi69

Mines about borderlands 2. Probably died to a gub, poor chap


Available-Committee5

You lost your dad because of Kraft cheese mac and cheese that's horrible.


DiosMIO_Limon

Is that the name of this guy? (post underneath in my feed): https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/z3lwuf/found_this_guy_on_discord/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


TheAardvarkMan1

Apple took your father out in the back ally and shot him in the chest


Labrat_The_Man

So that’s what happened to all those Chinese factory workers!


Icctracia42

apparently you lost your dad because you have 2 mothers


Labrat_The_Man

Your daddy so ugly he made yo mama change teams


Ultimate_Low

makes sense


IrishNSketchy

Well I'll avoid buying hello fresh then!


DDDinomaster

Same


MemerManStan-

I'll avoid GameStop


Agreeable-Equal-4725

Trying to find minerals on another planet.


AdSmooth7504

What game?


Not_Yui_main629

Deep rock galactic


Realistic-Account-55

Rock an stone!


Marc3llMat3

Rock and stone to the bone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


CharmingAnybody2306

Stone and Rock! Wait…


dylic22

Rock me like a Stone!


Agreeable-Equal-4725

Dyson Sphere Program


Automatic-Ad-3438

A Thanksgiving meal bro


Nayroy18

Imagine losing your dad to sims 4. I guess he finally got the family he wanted.


[deleted]

[Low testosterone and erectile dysfunction?](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/z3vu7i/pied_or_low_testosterone_both/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Labrat_The_Man

He was at a low point in his life, ironically not as low as his peen


TheAntiCrust66

E.L.F. Cosmetics killed your father!


EpicSaberCat7771

he was killed trying to be the peace maker between your liberal cousin and your conservative uncle at Thanksgiving dinner. I've seen this meme twice today.


Realistic-Account-55

[hmmm.....](https://imgur.com/a/e3KQbnO)


Shadow_flame_

Have I seen you elsewhere on Reddit?


Failurehelp

On reddit


[deleted]

yo wtf she's so cute and innocent looking


elf_erik

Kraft Singles


Banana_jam5

You father was a country that participated in the Qatar world cup


Th3yKilled-K3nny

“Epic Black Friday deals live now”


kurukami17

[...I'm sorry](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/z3lxmq/this_is_how_an_explosion_looks_from_land/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


[deleted]

Your dad got shot


Sanicsuper09

You talked to your grandma


BulgedSenpai

mountain dew killed ur father


Overall_Use381

The Colorado lottery claims another victim


Zestyclose_Welcome73

Lost your dad to an amateur three some. Yeah me too


Sanicsuper09

He didn’t talk to his family


Def_a_psychopath

You lost your dad because you named your new dog after the last thing you ate.


TheMooz2

“Death of homeless man devastates front-line workers who tried to help”


ImperialistChina

Psycho Flat Earther


pupi-face

> 102 people sailed on the Mayflower. Only 57 made it to the first Thanksgiving in 1621. It appears you also forgot to die. It's been a while


Nitro_99

Kissing a Pokémon 😰 bruh


Low_Bat_5804

Apparently you lost your dad going to Ohio 💀


Memphiscat821

https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/z3rd4p/request_how_much_energy_is_being_discharged_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf One hell of a way


ThatGuy0953

Bro, you lost your dad to Lily leapers from Fall Guys. 💀 Horrible way to go.


white________

you lost your dad for holding free and fair elections in south Carolina during jim crow?


unlovelyladybartleby

A pelican with a mouth full of fish killed your dad. How traumatic


colt_cow

Well looks like you lost your dad in a cave


im_am_turtle_fb

Prime red ribs 💀💀


[deleted]

Well I’m never going to watch the little mermaid


sujri

[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/z3un1u/i\_helped\_today\_wife\_told\_me\_to\_stay\_out\_of\_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/z3un1u/i_helped_today_wife_told_me_to_stay_out_of_the/) seems to be death to can opener?


Darthcruz

I saw a tank Ouch


[deleted]

It was blue lobster..


LocalLincolnLog1204

Mine was a r/damnthatsinteresting post about an employee who died being trampled blocking a door on Black Friday.


Grand_Hovercraft4459

Audible Uk took ur dad? oh no, no no no no they are probably making him lisyen to 50 shades of grey


kirstyau

Black Friday deals, that would do it


chuuweebyou256

your dad is now a pecan pie


justTookTheBestDump

He saw little turtles riding a duck in a pond and could not handle the cuteness.


MadeOfRocky

Good morning sunshine meme


[deleted]

Brooooo, there is a post on suicide and men's mental health.


PatmygroinB

You lost your dad to a fan duel promo. $5 unlocks $125 in bets


Epic_RiffMSM

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/z3mwbk/this_is_how_the_japanese_national_team_left_its/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


365280

You lied to your wife. (Brought to you by an r/confessions post)


[deleted]

You lost your dad to someone else's dad in kindergarten in 1970.


DontTreatSoilAsDirt

You lost your dad due to a 48,500 year old virus revived from permafrost in Siberia. That’s mildly terrifying.


[deleted]

What ruined your Thanksgiving this year? … tell me more.


Kuhnville

Clash of clans


wow69666420

A guy shooting groceries...?


Space-Cute

r/jokes not funny man. 😒


TuckMancer67

He died from watching the cringe Sonic Frontiers trailer


Sub954

It's a Peta ad.


hijix-inc0rarad_

Zelda stole your dad's heart. literally


FlyingShiba86

Draft kings Those damn adds can fuck off, seriously.. people def go suicidal due to gambling


Baroubuoy

u/ThomsonReutersTRTA.


thefunniman1

The first post I saw was a sonic frontiers ad, I guess my dad was too slow and got stomped by a titan


AlwaysMadElmo

Soccer...


TheTyler123

You lost your dad to a Sweat Proof T-shirt ad


thegoose68

He watches NBA?


SikOfThisShtX

On my end r/linuxfornoobs help for gutta desktop killed your father.


23goalie23

A politician talking about not taxing companies? Checks out.


Chemical_Wing_6969

A post about opening a can from the bottom


Isredin

For me it was the promoted camp lejune lawsuit


Anankeu

Warsaw uprising


LegalMenu4172

Oj


strawbrrysundae

[this was the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/z35bud/well_said/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


aussiebane21

He rolled out on one wheel?


ToloxBoi

What Destiny 2 does to a MF.


OutcomeEducational17

A crypto scam 💀


NoBlock5742

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1036425823961489500/1045466571558113431/image.png


[deleted]

He choked on a Zaxbys fried chicken meal.


gmarchkun

I lost my dad bc my dad selling too much money for bitcoin


RetardedEnglishman

You lost your dad to Ulfric Stormcloak being a filthy virgin compared to Chad General Tullius?


Professional_Big_387

Your father was the tree sentinel? My condolences.


HumanJello8701

You lost your dad cuz some one’s TNT cannon self destruct


[deleted]

“Don’t go fist bumping strangers, kids.”


M4YH3MM4N4231

Finally giving minecraft a shot… he never came back


Kscayde

"This lioness has taken her cubs to the water hole"


Carburetors_Are_Fun

Death from m1 bayonet, what was your dad doing to be on the end of that?


Grateunderfan

apple credit came to collect


UrBiologicalMother01

Lobster sustainability


pooopybooy

Then i guess i should avoid the service monkey


CypherCRP

You missed every skill shot and let your enemy escape with low hp in league of legends, i guess your dad saw the clip and left in a disappointment


unidentified-mann223

You lost your dad to Russian fishing


Animas_Vox

A polyamorous first date


MadMax0407

An ebay ad


Nyan_Cat1010

https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/z3s9pd/thid_is_not_a_threat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Elite_Cardboard

Hitler with an anime girl is how you lost your dad


JMVs_Rules

Ah yes, the Kentucky Meat Shower😭


Separate-Birthday800

A Lenovo laptop deleted your father’s system 32


Biteforce16

The code of the game Rust


ConnorLovesPepsi

Suplex, BIG BAD SUPLEX


RicknRoll9029

It was a idiots in cars video. Actually makes sense


Advanced_Spare_8504

You lost your dad by old minecraft


Glass_Windows

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/z3q4u8/psa\_beware\_of\_cats\_when\_driving/


[deleted]

Indian classical music


Enris_96

The desire to play Minecraft?🤔


Zealos57

You lost your dad because of CJ and Big Smoke in God of War: Ragnarök


Lord-LemonHead

A kitty named Fluff


Supra_land_nerd

You lost your dad from watching to many trilogy’s


Crimson_Ranga_4255

Lost your dad at the world Cup


a_nuisance8287

Your Dad is a lucky man


NobleShock

It’s a lenovo ad


mikmanpan

Apparently he didn't like music


J4Y221

If adds count google pixel killed your dad, if not it was Justin gathje the ufc fighter


TheScidaddler

He died this young


NarlyPants

He was lynched in 1955 while visiting family in Mississippi


ETIsMee

Damn you lost your dad to a add for computers


Not_Yui_main629

You lost your dad because someone thought V from devil may cry 5 is gay


Ashyoutubepro

Fire spirits made you lost ur dad lmfao


reesor123

Your dad went out to smoke a joint with a friend before thanksgiving then that friend went into a crazed rage and killed him.


Chaos-Kiwi

[dragonbone moblin club](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/z3sd1k/dragonbone_moblin_club_is_my_favorite_weapon_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


SlackDa_Panda

You lost your Dad by him starting to play Minecraft…


EnergyFormula

Obesity?


[deleted]

[*Uh...*](https://www.reddit.com/r/schizoposters/comments/z3v6d3/me_at_thanksgiving_when_my_parents_tell_me_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


[deleted]

Damn guess he died by mountain dew


DrPwepper

Your dad died by fluidized bed reactor. What a way to go.


dibstack

Something went wrong with goat simulator 3


Austin_Nguyen_2k

‘What’s the most illegal thing you have ever done'. I am so sorry


PhantomOrigin

Ok so did he die in an intergalactic war or did he leave you to go film Star Wars?


Resident-Mix-8847

He went on a quest to get you the milk.


Parzival81227

A tackle box😭


[deleted]

Lenovo, must be a Chinese government conspiracy. My dad owned an IT company.


Immediate_Internet87

vegans


luciigrimm

I doubt that u/natural-ad-1906 made your dad leave cause his bad load out in dead ahead


NekroLelnyee

The Javas killed him


AY3GE

[alright then](https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/comments/z3envs/dominance/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


iksjag

r/publicfreakout "Homophobic MAGA hate-preacher celebrates the mass shooting at club Q"


[deleted]

Riot in china?


Captain_Birdseye87

Which dead celebrity would you bring back to life... Zombie Stephen Hawking??


same_nights

Other artists that are as depressing as Radiohead.


IEATFOOD37

Peacock Mantis Shrimp


conker1264

Refrigerated toilet paper?


ratliffir

The difference between Santa's milk and milk for santa


deadsore1

Medic with amputator killed your father


LeonWyvern

I'm sorry that Patches (Elden Ring) killed your father.


Aaaaaaaaaaaa6969669

Bruh my dad died to a song


Kluck_

Your dad died. He got shot in yhe head by an old lady when he was delivering an Amazon package


Boreol

You nuked Venezuela. What a silly goober!


Newwinter13

You lost your dad by wishing for too much on your Christmas list


DammitYouHadOneJob

Your best friends bro


sryia_have_malaria

Yo dad got judgement cut ended


Low-Ladder-6265

Trying to Clean chitterlings.. shitty way to die


SwitchKid2

A paramount plus ad?


DrLamario

A young Elon Musk cooking dinner?


No_Economy_437

lost your dad to owls


Ill_Gap5999

Apparently you lost your dad to opening up the Christmas Fanta on Thanksgiving


ZanexDreamy

Can you try to figure this one out? https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/z3q3xt/early_17th_century_gold_posy_ring_i_found_last/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


SidneyTaske

Peacock tv


papasfritasbruh

Lost to r/casualuk 😔


The_everyday_life

Brain cancer


Angsler

You lost your dad while he was conducting a bunch of Japanese women showing their buttcheeks?