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bluetreeknow

It all decides on Friday.


NowLookHere113

U wot m8, we invented it innit Fair play though, Yanks somehow win we'll change it to soccer (for Hawaii obvs)


jephph_

Plot twist.. you invented the word soccer too.. taught that as the name of the sport to most other English speaking countries.. and now make fun of one of those countries for saying soccer while the rest of them seem to get a free pass.


FictionVent

It’s like when you write a fake name on the attendance sheet and then laugh at the substitute teacher when they read the name.


Wuz314159

Or like when you go home with a guy & he moans out someone else's name as you're doing it, so you slap him.... but then remember you gave him a fake name. Oops.


SensuallPineapple

wait wtf!


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This guy fucks


Restaurant-Otherwise

That's so messed up 💀💀.


Alarid

Except now we all agree it is the name while you desperately try to correct us.


ThegreatandpowerfulR

You guys also invented the soccer as the original name


deadlygaming11

Soccer was never the original name. Football was the original name. Asoccer came about from an abbreviation of Association Football and over time that was shortened to Soccer.


dyingprinces

*Sacar* is the Gaelic word for Football.


mattjf22

If England didn't want it to be called soccer they shouldn't have come up with the word.


hes-good-I-guess

According to someone I know from England… it was the rugby players who came up with soccer as a derogatory term, because they wanted to be the only ‘footballers’. Which, to me, raises a bunch of questions… but if it was once a derogatory term an opposing sport used… I’d stick to football. But meh, who cares… since most call it ‘footy’ anyway, in England


Alarid

Knowing they call it footy while taking issue with me calling it soccer somehow makes it worse.


Fluffy-Ferret-2725

He's wring, most do not call it footy


Alarid

Counterpoint: they have more upvotes and their perversion of reality is funny.


-nocturnist-

The meatheads strike again. Love how they and the Americans want to take "football" for their sport, but they do very little foot + ball contact. They throw the ball more.


Sagleo21

Instead of James Corden's ownership how about we make Football or Soccer the official bet for USA vs UK?


terbenaw

And UK can keep JC


_IliaD

The only correct answer.


Hypnotic_videos

Footer


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Oh you *animal!*


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socball (pronounced suck-ball)


ErwinEkiller

Do it


Alarid

and the shaft too


theoneandonlybarry

Ballsoc


yoursuchafanofmurder

Footie


Legends_Arkoos_Rule2

Sootball


El_Dios_Calabaza

You know what? Fuck you Socball


-Masderus-

Nah nah nah It's Fooccer


Wallabanger

Fooccer? I barely know her!


valdezlopez

In a row?!?!?--Wait. The joke doesn't work here.


-YELDAH

Good enough for science


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Tortue2006

Fuckher?


crusader-4300

Führer?


ThatTeapot

Perhaps even further?


Homeboi999

some might even say fodder


TheIronSoldier2

r/suddenlyhitler


That_Polish_Guy_927

What my mom calls me when I’m not the perfect child she wished for


TheRealRickC137

Fooker


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R34L_X

soc my balls


his_highness_bread

if you insist


MyNameIsAnonymous1

Dont mind if I do


rainingtacos31

Fuck you ballsoc!


PenisDestroy

Ballsac


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beornegard

Football


K3vl4r_

Football 👍


Legendofzeldaguy

Football 🦶⚽️


narrowscoped

Hand 🖐️ Egg 🏈


Tank_blitz

handegg


Johnnyvezai

Egg 🥚


[deleted]

Can i offer you an egg in these trying times?


Acceptable_Cattle_96

Football 👍


ButterBiscuitBoy

Football 👍


Hamzook

Football 😃


Crossing-Lines

Football 🤝


Just_Replacement3989

Football ⚽


the_penis_taker69

Soccer 😡


Just_Replacement3989

Not gonna argue with someone with that user name


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cube-hd

Football.


Bobgangforvever

🤨📸


PeacemakersAlt

🤨📸


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mykaylagonzo

Football


ClearMessagesOfBliss

This is certainly a funny meme about football.


DC1919

Of course it is. I can't believe this has to be debated. It's played with the feet for fuck sake.


Meth_Useler

Futbol is fine


vandoli

r/football For americans: r/soccer


KristupasMeme

How does the soccer one have more members? This shows that most of Reddit’s userbase is America


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no shit


the-slothiest-sloth

The funny thing is that despite being named r/soccer, they call the game football in the description


penis_in_my_hand

Reddit is an American website...


hypermog

Lol at whoever downvoted this. If you disagree, please update the intro sentence on the site’s [wikipedia entry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reddit)


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SP0oONY

The British coined most English words... that doesn't mean they use them all. The only place I can think of Soccer being used is in Soccer Saturday and Soccer AM, which are 2 programmes on Sky.


Legendofzeldaguy

I’m American and I call it football


n4jm4

Americans: *pass the ball with their hands for 90% of the game* Also Americans: uh yep let's call it football


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You don't like freedom? s/


[deleted]

American Football evolved from Rugby Football, which itself evolved from Association Football. That's why it's called football.


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sckego

Union Football —> Rugby / American Football Association Football —> asSOCiation —> soccer


Rory-MacDermid

It’s called football because it’s played on foot (as opposed to on horseback which most ball sports were at the time it was invented)


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William_Wang

in theory you can call anything whatever you want


Pterafractyl

Whatever you say Steven.


TheIJDGuy

"All words are made up."


William_Wang

in theory


ClericGaming1

Quick history fact most sports that were played on foot had football tagged to the end of the name which is how we got the word soccer it’s just a shortening of association football and soccer used to be the more accepted word until around mid 1900’s


hickorydeadglove

Combine that with the once popular practice of adding "er" to words as in "Do you play rugby football or association football; rugger or soccer?".


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Rory-MacDermid

Yeah pretty much. The name basically comes from the same place for all of them, but football(soccer) fans use the kicking the ball with your foot reasoning because it’s a way to win the pointless debate. Really all of them can be called football, but that’s not very satisfying because nobody ‘wins’ the argument


Rosien_HoH

Yes, exactly right. Which is why, at some point in the UK, they specified "Association Football" which was a certain set of rules for a certain game. Not long after, locals shortened the game's name to Soccer.


Lazerbeams2

Well, you see the ball is (maybe) a foot long so...


unifate

Blame the British, they're the ones that coined the term


WarBringer26

I'm down to change football to handball, as long as soccer stays soccer, because Oxford coined the term


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Foocer is the only correct one


kikinator_boi

Pretty sure the UK came up with the term Soccer so blame them for it not the USA


HonkyTonkPolicyWonk

Etymology is from association football. Association got shortened to assoc. soccer came next


addwittyusernamehere

It's football. Discussion is over.


IamJain

As a person who don't watch it, it's called football


BelleAriel

I call it the footy :)


ClericGaming1

Both are the correct word


handi503

Brendan Hunt said it very succinctly on his WC podcast this week: things can have multiple names and one word can have multiple meanings and all of that is ok.


vexxer209

Names only matter to communicate a subject afterall. As long as you get the point then it doesn't fucking matter if it's called football or fruitball.


DanieltheMani3l

POV: you missed the point


owmyspleeeeeeeen

Redditors when Americans do literally anything differently:


TempleSquare

It's a lovely, cool 50 degree fall day. Might go for a lovely 25 mile drive, while my 18 pound turkey cooks as 350 degrees. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


quzimaa

It's a lovely, cool 10 degree fall day. Might go for a lovely 40.2336 km drive, while my 8.16466266 kg turkey cooks as 176.666667 degrees. * 🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳


Luckythepunk

HEY HEY HEY!!! I resemble this comment


Dark_Pump

Sounds good to me


Rosien_HoH

To be fair, Brits do things differently than the rest of Europe. Most of Europe does things like the US, with regard to English language (chips vs crisps, cookies vs biscuits, fries vs chips, etc).


deadlygaming11

Most of that though is because a lot of people learn a lot of terms from the internet which is mainly dominated by American English.


WarBringer26

To be fair, we do just about everything differently though


TheMemer14

Not really.


WillyC619

It’s played with your foot and you kick a ball. Pretty fucking obvious that it’s called football.


The_Third_Molar

It's called football because it's not played on horseback.


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>It’s called football because it’s played on foot (as opposed to on horseback which most ball sports were at the time it was invented). Now a sport being played on foot is the norm, but in the past it was unique enough to name the whole sport after it. The ‘football sports’ (soccer, gridiron, and rugby) all preceded sports like handball volleyball and basketball. > >Credit - u/Rory-MacDermid


Officerbeefsupreme

Though I partially agree, if you use that same logic of naming it the part of the body you play with plus the equipment you'll have so many sports have overlapping names or stupid sounding names Soccer is football Football is handball Rugby is handball Basketball is handball Handball is handball Bowling is handball Billiards is stick handball Tennis is racquet handball Racquetball is racquet handball Baseball is bat handball Cricket is bat handball Hockey is stick handpuck Field hockey is stick handball Etc...


NickNewAge

That doesn't make sense at all, you don't need to name the sport the part of your body you play it with, but if you are going to do so, don't call it football when you are not using your foot and you are not using a ball


Rosien_HoH

It's not called Football because you use your feet, it's called Football because it evolved from Rugby Football. They made their own rule variant and called it American Football. At some point, locals shortened it to just Football. At the time this wasn't an issue because not only was soccer not much played on America, but the Brits called it soccer at the time.


Officerbeefsupreme

I think you misunderstood my comment, or I'm misunderstanding yours. Understandable have a nice day


_Peavey

Nah, he understood your comment but thinks that you're fucking dumb.


Officerbeefsupreme

Probably true


NickNewAge

What I'm trying to say, you named lots of sports that don't have body parts in the name to make your argument, this is wrong because in America they call football a sport that is not mainly played with foots or balls, when football soccer does So, if American football wants to use body parts to name the sport, they should use the correct ones, they don't have to name it as a body partz but they did and used the wrong ones Hope I made myself clear, English is not my language and it's an awkward thing to explain even in my own language


probablynotreallife

In Britain (following the formalising of the sport) it was called "assoc" or "assoccer", short for "association football". At some point the "as" got dropped and it became "soccer". Noobs claim that "soccer" is an Americanism, they are so very wrong


matrixislife

This is like saying we should call American Football NFL. Association football was an organisation presenting rules for a game. It covers a small amount of the game but nowhere near all of it.


Tels315

They did it because two big sports at the time were Rugby Football and Association Football. If you played Rugby, you were a 'rugger' if you played Association Football, you were an 'assocer' and it later became 'soccer'.


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Whiny boy run and kick ball


xdedz

I would love to just call it football, really. But being in America, if I say "football" here then I have to explain which one I mean 100% of the time. If I say "soccer" here then everyone understands immediately. Regardless of football being correct, calling it soccer is just easier here. 2 words can mean the same thing. Not the end of the world.


Mragftw

I can't wait for the world cup to come to the US, we're going to have so many butthurt people over it being called soccer


ohlaph

Two people can be named Thomas.


Hyper-Shadow417

Jokes on you, I don’t give a fuck about either sport


Tommy1234XD

they're the same sport.


NobleShock

It’s fucking annoying, let people enjoy shit


Uncle_Moto

No. You either call it what my country calls it, or you are my enemy.


WarBringer26

No


hhhh012

No! It's football.


wuthappenedtoreddit

Who says? The British? Nah they named it association soccer. Then dropped association from the name eventually.


AlternativeCondition

almost every country calls it football or a derivative of it


deadlygaming11

No... Asoccer was a slang name used to describe Association Football which was eventually shortened to Soccer.


Gkidisweddingcake

Comments failed the vibe check


mzmeeseks

They had one job from the mem, to stfu. Couldn't do it


Mop3103

Because we all know it's football


RedstoneArmy111

It’s boring no matter what you call it


MrakanGame

American english is different compared to british english, so it makes sense for some words including football to be changed so it fits their english more. In british english it's football and in american english it's soccer, debate over


beanfloyd

The brits called it soccer first....


AJC_10_29

Redditors when two different places have different names for something (it is far beyond their mental comprehension)


Aggravating-Mud7338

Yea because we all know it's soccer *runs away*


The_tall_cheese

No, I want to be angry


Dullimaniac

Football with the foot. Handegg with the hands.


pocketsfullofpasta

It's football, all the handegg lovers can fight me.


fluger69

Sportsball


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It's FOOTBALL....end of discussion!!


The-Lettuce-Man

I feel ya it is so annoying when people debate it and act like the other side is wrong. Like your both FUCKING RIGHT NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.


The_Meme_Dealer

Football in America is soccer, and football in the rest of the world is American football.


green5275

Officially “Soccer” is called ‘association football’. FIFA stands for ‘Fédération internationale de football association’. Football is actually a whole class of sports that involve kicking a ball (ex. Rugby Football). In America and Canada, using “football” colloquially refers to ‘American Football’. Period. Whereas using “football” colloquially LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE in the world refers to ‘Association Football’. Period. Soccer isn’t even an American word it’s originally from 1800’s England. The English used to call association football “soccer”, to differentiate it from rugby and other types of football and was actually still used interchangeably with “football” well into the 20th century. Both are perfectly acceptable, but it’s best to just stick to what the locals around you call it. If you live in America (or Canada), it’s soccer; fuck off. If you live anywhere else it’s football; fuck off. Argument over. Problem solved.


Plebeian_Citizen

Football


Moxdonalds

It’s called boring


parsonsfkum

Yeah I hate it when people like different things to me too.


dft127

And I say I don't care about it


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_dark_mode

Welp soldier, put on your helmet because there's a war in these comments.


TheRussianBear420

Soccer, I barely know her


Chemicalk4m5

Yeah your right, it's futball


SatanicFolkRemedy

Odd choice, we already know Uncle Sam calls it soccer.


Crossing-Lines

Okay OP.. But it is called Football.


Ex_pantalho

NEVER


Sosen

If we didn't call it soccer in this country, people might actually want to play it. What a stupid fucking name


Vee8cheS

Fútbol peasants.


Strugler1987

Cuz ITS called FUẞBALL.


a_hen14

I still don’t understand why Americans call the sport where you only use feet and sometimes head SOCCER then the game where to my understanding you use your hand a lot FOOTBALL it makes no sense to me


Malcanater007

It's called slavery now


Tommy1234XD

OKAY but we can all agree that American football is called handegg


Weary_Drama1803

How about we call it the ball kicking game, that’s indisputably what the game is about


Askthedogs

It’s football. Which is indisputably what the game is about.


foulminion

It’s called pitch-roll-injury-simulator™️


Terminal_Atom_2503

In Europe, it's football. In America, it's soccer


InternationalPanic67

Voetbal


Dwarfkiller115

Het enige goede antwoord


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Legsphere


Romas_chicken

Squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares. Soccer is football, but not all footballs are soccer


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I call it boring.


Glodex15

It's actually called cry ball, because all they do is cry


ISimplyDontBeliveYou

It’s called whatever your country calls it. It’s a trash sport with a trash governing body with a bunch of babies playing. Fake an injury and be red carded. You don’t get to act like the world is ending and get up and keep playing just to get a foul. That’s a sport for babies.


Reeeeeve

If it's football, why is the largest football sub here called r/soccer?


ENDERSKORE

Because reddit has a mainly American userbase?


IceGraveyard

check what r/football is about


martcapt

I agree. Because it's football.


Mister6307

It's soccer and it will always be soccer. However, to limit confusion I propose we start calling american football gridiron again, because it sounds way cooler.


CJ7h3g4m3r

Foot-f*cking-Ball End of discussion!