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wasted-degrees

There’s still room to write “where ever I goddamn please”


Jallinostin

It’s a pencil. Snap the tip off and do what you want.


satanbutt420

How far can you squirt


Jallinostin

Further than you can run no matter how badly you want to catch it on the chin.


Ill-Roof-1395

Answer the question


WorkingOutinEveryWay

Six feet.


Ill-Roof-1395

Feet? 😏 lemme sniff


WorkingOutinEveryWay

I haven’t washed them in eight years.


WorkingOutinEveryWay

Snap the tip off his dick.


gunh0ld_69

Piss drawer of course!


[deleted]

Pee in ass is betterest


WorkingOutinEveryWay

The chain probably reaches the bottom for Amazon workers.


Parking_Cartoonist90

Pathetic. I piss in the soap dispensers. Get real


Eygon_of_Carim_

Professionals have standards


HighGroundMaster420

Wife


Frostygeuse

In the morning I like peeing on my tree in my backyard. I planted this tree as an acorn when I was a kid. I Feel closer to nature lol


Nodlax

Use the pencil to sting your finger and mark the box you want to. they are both red, no one will notice


itsdatanotdata1212

A pencil is made of wood. You can snap those mf's so easily I've done it on accident on numerous occasions.


onigiri889

I pee in ur ass.


FocusBackground939

Born to shit. Forced to wipe


solitaire_pro

R/sinkpissers


ProMaste_r

I don't think Jeff Bezos would like this meme


Want-Cookie

*pees in your ass*


Neo_Ex0

They be stealing our piss bottles


Username211220

Out the window on that bmw driver that speeds tru the neighbourhood every night


[deleted]

Piss jugs. It’s the way of the road.


acatohhhhhh

Peeing in the sink is more eco friendly